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（春田綜合醫院，急症室）

2
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（萬聖節快樂）

3
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（見到的骷髏頭都不是裝飾品）

4
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加油，再一次就搞掂

5
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恭喜你！是男孩

6
00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,771
（是個女孩）

7
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乜話？又係仔？再加上巴特？

8
00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,943
好似將科學怪人介紹畀吸血鬼

9
00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,070
或是切尼介紹畀布殊
或將賓艾佛力介紹畀任何人

10
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（急症，超錯）

11
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這問題不太尋常

12
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但你想帶個可愛的女娃娃回家嗎？

13
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她的母親死於難產

14
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她的父親名列一萬名瘋子名單

15
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但目前還沒有人來認領

16
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-成交
-不過我要話你知

17
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我們幫她做過新生兒檢查
結果顯示她個性…

18
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邪惡

19
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（售完）

20
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（1500華氏度）

21
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點都比男孩好

22
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瑪姬小可愛

23
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這些公仔是妳的新朋友

24
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這是寶寶的第一個音樂盒

25
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乳牛話

26
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你媽媽同地獄裡的運動員拍拖

27
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（《海底奇兵》）

28
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Mo仔好似妳

29
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牠媽媽一開始就死了

30
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無錯

31
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（預兆）

32
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“預兆”！

33
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（《賽車》）

34
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迴文對稱！

35
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收回！

36
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我開始懷疑換這個不明來歷的嬰兒

37
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是否正確決定

38
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美枝，寶寶食飽了

39
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（生日快樂，瑪姬）

40
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寶寶要我們自殺

41
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我以為只要我們倆自殺

42
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我們到地獄再揹清楚吧！

43
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我要阻止這個撒旦後裔

44
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但我真能下決心殺死一個小孩嗎？

45
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我喜歡莫里西

46
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現實是殘酷的

47
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看來我要挖三個墳墓

48
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内德，停手！

49
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一定要殺死她，她身上有野獸的印記

50
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抱歉，不是這個

51
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我們點做好？

52
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（《假如腹中孩子是反基督者
該怎麼辦》）

53
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還是比男孩好

54
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樹屋驚魂 30

55
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（第666集）

56
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（或是第667集，如果霍士
更改播出次序）

57
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（危險物語）

58
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（八十年代）

59
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他們永遠不會改良這遊戲

60
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我媽不讓我看這部電影

61
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因為她覺得我會被科學家嚇親

62
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（外星人，遊戲結束）

63
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我們最好走了

64
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啟動降落傘褲

65
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再見

66
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獨自踩車

67
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獨自踩車

68
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我應該會平安返屋企

69
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可惡，我從未唱完平安回家歌

70
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露安，我的卡片架
需要更多空白卡片！

71
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身為優皮，我交到好多朋友

72
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米爾豪斯還沒回家

73
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已經凌晨2點

74
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我隻Swatch顯示現在是7點半

75
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睇睇？扭曲手先剛剛經過熱吻嘴唇

76
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等等，那是之字手

77
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之字手？

78
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米爾豪斯，你在哪裡？

79
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（T先生，王子）

80
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快出來

81
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也許他在這牆裡

82
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寇克，你癲咗

83
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癲咗？我有嗎？

84
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妳覺得咁睇落似係癲咗，露安？

85
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似嗎？

86
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你朋友的單車倒在這裡

87
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我們在這裡找到他的吸入器

88
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這一灘是他最後的尿漬

89
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他昨晚確實飲了很多新可口可樂

90
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今年到底是哪一年？

91
00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,447
我好困惑

92
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如果米爾豪斯在另一時空

93
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他能讓這些燈膽閃爍來跟我們溝通

94
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（ABCD…）

95
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來，米爾豪斯，你行的

96
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承認吧，我們的兒子失蹤了

97
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所以現在我能告訴你

98
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我背著你出軌

99
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是米爾豪斯的霹靂舞老師嗎？

100
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妳跟他說了嗎？

101
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等等

102
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（救命）

103
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現在不是時候，米爾豪斯！

104
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媽媽跟爸爸在大聲說話！

105
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你不如返房，親愛的？

106
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別浪費電，兒子

107
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（麗莎）

108
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你好

109
00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,032
麗莎在嗎？

110
00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,283
米爾豪斯？

111
00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,077
話唔埋

112
00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,162
妳喜歡米爾豪斯嗎？

113
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我喜歡米爾豪斯，但不是那種喜歡

114
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我打錯！

115
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（星空購物中心）

116
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（鼠窩購物中心）

117
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（躁動機舖）

118
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（太空變種人）

119
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米爾豪斯還活著，我剛跟他聯絡上

120
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我覺得他在另一個時空

121
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這是我打得最好的一舖，畀我打完

122
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別這樣，巴特！

123
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好吧

124
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透過這個感知喪失機
就能連接到平行時空

125
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不過要搵個擁有不凡心智力量的人

126
00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,237
葛萊文

127
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妳做乜剃光頭？為了提昇傳導率嗎？

128
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不，我只係想自己剪瀏海
結果失敗

129
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來吧

130
00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:05,758
我做到了

131
00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,677
我來到逆轉時空了

132
00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:08,970
你好

133
00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,181
米爾豪斯

134
00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,935
你根本就沒有被困！

135
00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,146
被擁抱的感覺很好

136
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好，秘訣如下

137
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靜止不動，牠們就看不到妳

138
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睇到未？我們無事…

139
00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:31,409
我忘記不能說話了

140
00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,287
你真黑仔，老兄

141
00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:39,292
（校車站牌）

142
00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,002
天

143
00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,713
這是扭曲版的現實世界

144
00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,799
（豬油小子甜甜圈）

145
00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:49,969
看來某人無乜睇第三季

146
00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:53,306
（機械人地下城與棒球卡商店
超級怪獸）

147
00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,646
（老莫小酒館）

148
00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,398
妳好？幫我問候你媽

149
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:06,068
（春田小學校車）

150
00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,906
（緊急出口）

151
00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,033
我最好使用我的感應能力

152
00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,410
原來妳有感應能力

153
00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,580
女孩子都不敢用
不然會被說無女人味

154
00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,666
我們在茜琳無端端失去很多好女巫

155
00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,256
現在我有走體育堂的能力了

156
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,549
Yeah

157
00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,389
-老豆？
-安靜，爸爸在工作

158
00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,187
伯恩斯先生打開了
通往另一個時空的門

159
00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,439
放出一堆怪物

160
00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,441
他想找什麼？

161
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,861
找出怪物

162
00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,863
是政府機密計畫的一部分

163
00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,281
一隻怪物食了卡爾

164
00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,617
因為卡爾在牠體內
怪物就成了我的朋友

165
00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,164
牠記得我們小時候都會一齊去…

166
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,961
牠們不會再來煩我們了

167
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,379
你們安全了

168
00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,673
但我們永遠被困在這個時空

169
00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:10,174
誰想玩疊羅漢？

170
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,551
永遠被困在這裡？

171
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,302
這裡其實都唔算好差

172
00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:16,556
天，這些藤蔓總能找到所有小洞

173
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,686
在逆轉時空裡
房子不會買不起，學校都很好

174
00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:24,021
你還能行路去商店同餐廳

175
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,815
這裡有亞馬遜送貨服務嗎？

176
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,401
他們有一支飛行怪物艦隊

177
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,948
這裡有一點比較好

178
00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:35,366
至少沒有蠢…

179
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,118
鄰居們好啊！

180
00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,120
（達夫）

181
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:46,794
（右滑通往天堂）

182
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:47,962
（春田原子體育場）

183
00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,213
（春田原子對謝爾比維爾反派）

184
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,175
比賽來到第四局下半，大家都想得分

185
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,720
四分衛凱斯迪格斯搶到波

186
00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:58,139
他不斷閃躲，還剩三秒鐘

187
00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,515
他看了看，然後掉球

188
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:00,975
球被攔截了！

189
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,352
四分衛去死

190
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,770
去死…

191
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,607
去死…

192
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,858
熱狗

193
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,776
去死

194
00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,279
（哽死鏡頭）

195
00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:14,405
去死…

196
00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:15,573
去死…

197
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,408
去死…

198
00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,659
死火

199
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,457
（天堂）

200
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,251
荷馬辛普森，歡迎蒞臨天堂

201
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,213
祢是聖彼得嗎？

202
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:35,593
不，我是聖葛里得
請原諒我食字

203
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,094
我唔會原諒

204
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,638
你個死剷

205
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,977
天堂跟我想像不一樣

206
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,146
無錯，因為上帝投靠了谷歌

207
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,731
我唔知我有無做錯

208
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:49,815
（邁阿密馬林魚隊）

209
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,735
（颶風警報）

210
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,987
看來全球變暖是真的

211
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,405
（現在抵達，4點15分，來自煉獄）

212
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,990
天，這不妙，不妙

213
00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:01,327
根據這個，你現在不該在這裡

214
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,578
我們要送你回去

215
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,288
我可以見返美枝？

216
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,208
還能食放在雪櫃的千層麵？

217
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,210
它最好還在雪櫃裡

218
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,586
立刻送我回去！

219
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,088
我都好想，好嗎？

220
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,048
但急救醫護員抬不動你遺體

221
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,342
於是推進湖裡，你的屍體嚴重腫脹

222
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,177
等等，這是之前的照片

223
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,679
這是之後

224
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,139
這是再之後的照片

225
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,975
相當噁心

226
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,977
祢一定要將我送回美枝身邊

227
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,479
好，知道了

228
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,980
我們會擾亂程序

229
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,316
荷馬，我們會把你放到

230
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,069
今天應該要死去的某人體內
你能以那個人的身分繼續活著

231
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,196
我能住在豬的體內嗎？

232
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,198
我喜歡不著褲的自由

233
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:43,160
要做豬的話要排隊六個月，很抱歉

234
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,162
就這樣嗎？

235
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,248
從這裡面揀一個，好嗎？

236
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:48,749
不要

237
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,959
不要

238
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,378
好吸引，不過不要

239
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,838
不要

240
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,297
想都別想

241
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,134
就是這個！

242
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,556
老兄，我在這等很久了

243
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,227
（光頭時代，年度人物）

244
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,229
你好？

245
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,689
妳好，美枝

246
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,441
你點知道我個名？

247
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,861
別緊張，是我，妳老公荷馬

248
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,697
我死了
但我的靈魂住在這個足球員體內

249
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,282
我可以點相信你？

250
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,491
（迪格斯，7號）

251
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:26,287
因為我知道妳一個小秘密
是其他人都不知道的

252
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,414
-是什麼？
-我忘了

253
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,750
真的是你！

254
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,714
肥胖、健美

255
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,299
臃腫、猛男

256
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,426
肥膏？你好

257
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,889
無論你在誰的體內，我都愛你的靈魂

258
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,391
天，我摸到腹肌

259
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,477
我無想過真有腹肌這種東西

260
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,400
抱著其他人的丈夫身體

261
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,319
睡覺好怪

262
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:01,155
不是某某某的丈夫
是裸體德州小姐的

263
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,408
好，美枝，我再去搵其他人的身體

264
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,118
等陣…

265
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,002
爽到…

266
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,968
老公？

267
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,556
你一晚上就毀了那個健壯身體？

268
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,559
葬禮剩菜實在太好味

269
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,769
（達夫）

270
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,438
太可怕，我想要別的身體

271
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,276
可惜無更多年輕人死

272
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,862
老豆，你可以做查莫斯督學

273
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,697
校長上司

274
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,241
美枝，妳覺得呢？

275
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,285
我想看看查莫斯跟別人在一起

276
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,745
他太寂寞

277
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,205
好，他死了

278
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:54,375
（春田小學）

279
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,418
你想見我嗎，先生？

280
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,962
斯金納

281
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,882
由於新的規定
從現在起巴特每科都要A

282
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,553
把你的乳頭搣成紫色

283
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,931
再搣 繼續搣

284
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,766
已經是純靛藍色了

285
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,268
他說了，“繼續”

286
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,686
好的，老板

287
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,145
（查莫斯）

288
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,899
敬我身為公立學校行政主管的新人生

289
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,361
現在來看看我賺了多少錢

290
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,490
下一個

291
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,915
這實在太誇張

292
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,625
你太常更換身體

293
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,253
我都不知道我嫁的人是誰

294
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,881
難怪我會支持

295
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,174
《猿人襲地球》裡的猩猩

296
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,846
拜託你揀個能跟我共度餘生的人吧

297
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,848
不必完美

298
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,809
只要像你一樣愛我就好

299
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,729
我知道要揀邊個

300
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,107
我的確有過疑慮，不過這樣行得通

301
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:03,694
太好了，我的腦袋裝在老莫的體內

302
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,946
對，我卻跑到這來

303
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,240
美枝，我…

304
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,742
我好口渴

305
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,129
（當毛毛遇到黏黏）

306
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:29,762
我是第一個被懲教處
以態度不佳為由開除的職員

307
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,555
都算厲害了

308
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,307
算嗎？

309
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,937
我要去食飛煙

310
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,730
（最高戒備，未經授權不得進入）

311
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,373
我是征服者阿肯

312
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,667
我是單身者西瑪

313
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,755
實在太浪漫了

314
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,256
讓我好好看看你

315
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,718
你不喜歡我的長相

316
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,095
正相反

317
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,389
這個反應是“好美”的意思

318
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,491
怪雞

319
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,412
你能轉過頭去嗎？我們要親熱了

320
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,913
現在就殺了我吧

321
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,501
怎麼了，親愛的？

322
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:46,505
我妹妹說
你只是想吃掉我，或是拿綠卡

323
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,840
或是要人類動物園

324
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,758
其中兩樣太荒謬

325
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,969
快！躲起來！

326
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,807
你好，我們明天要解剖你

327
00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,227
但我能教你們天然乾淨能源的秘密

328
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,146
那我今晚就要解剖你

329
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,816
我們得想辦法救你出去

330
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,110
搞邊科？

331
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:12,197
如果我去遙遠的銀河系
永遠不回來，你覺得怎麼樣？

332
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,782
妳打電話了嗎？

333
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,461
我們要把你救出去，我的愛人

334
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,588
我們已經進展到“愛”這一步了嗎？

335
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,299
應該先談一談的，不過我接受

336
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,677
這玩意裡面全是老鼠

337
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,304
真體貼

338
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,185
等陣，辛普森，你要做什麼？

339
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,146
我在做…

340
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,315
封面新聞，拖延時間

341
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,777
封面新聞，發出哼聲
支支吾吾，找藉口跟不在場證明

342
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,944
要幫我升職嗎？

343
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,663
別對車開槍，對司機開槍

344
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,668
不是我的司機

345
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:10,172
我的拍檔卡杜斯
會到春田山頂跟我們會合

346
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,132
-拍檔？
-寫作拍檔

347
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,635
牠們說要是想在演藝圈出名

348
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,386
就得到地球來

349
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,472
（春田）

350
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,850
抱歉，我來遲了

351
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:25,854
我不小心去了另一個地球
南軍打贏內戰的那個

352
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,898
那裡的南方邦聯紀念碑很少

353
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,235
阿肯

354
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,694
我中槍了

355
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,699
等一下，我的愛人

356
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,914
你沒打中我

357
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,584
不用驚，我的煙剷女

358
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,919
我能醫好妳

359
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,388
也許妳該食少支煙，親愛的

360
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,806
為了寶寶好

361
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,933
-你是說…
-無錯

362
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,434
我懷孕了

363
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,147
西瑪，不

364
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,982
你們倆太不一樣

365
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,317
妳是獅子座，牠是人馬座

366
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,153
我是來自人馬座

367
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,406
別走，西瑪

368
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:21,034
拜託，沒有妳，我活不下去

369
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,037
噢

370
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,167
我得警告妳，我是同性戀

371
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,585
那好易搞

372
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,212
我有32種性別身分

373
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,047
我是好奇的克林貢人

374
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,966
向來喜歡嘗試新事物

375
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,885
我可以同R2機械人3P

376
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,429
深空九號班人更是小菜一碟

377
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,639
就算係旦戰個渣巴都哽得落

378
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,452
你們還享受蜜月星球嗎？

379
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,787
為什麼不挑涼爽季節來？

380
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,581
現在就係涼爽季節了

381
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,167
妳要冷衫嗎，親愛的？

382
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,002
這裡4000度

383
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,046
妳真囉唆

384
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:21,094
樹屋驚魂 30

385
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:28,018
（第666集）