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阿森一族

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噢

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上面往下折

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下面折上來，咁樣

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就係美麗的天鵝

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搞乜？

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（垃圾自己收拾乾淨，熱朱古力）

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我是暴怒瓦金斯，歡迎收看

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最暴怒的體育節目

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（與暴怒瓦金斯一起阻截傻佬）

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各位鄉親，我實在很難開口

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但今日我真係爆嬲

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我喜歡他爆嬲個樣

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我要傾傾

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一個無人有時間傾的話題

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（笨蛋？）

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籃球不朽之神

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勒邦，高比定米高佐敦？

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等我話畀你知你錯啲乜

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現在歡迎觀眾來電

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監製話有電話接通了

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拜託，體育耶穌，引導我胡言亂語

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歡迎上《暴怒國度》
你究竟係咪有病？

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（通話中，荷馬辛普森，美國春田）

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我第一次睇你節目，日日試打入來

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那個，我…

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講嘢啦，暴怒要你講嘢呀

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邊個最勁？

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約翰史托頓

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約翰史托頓？

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我們係想一如以往

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瘋狂loop三個不朽之神

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你好意思提“無冠軍”約翰史托頓

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羞恥，羞恥至極

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襯地淋啦你

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好行唔送

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（暴怒）

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荷馬，你畀人踩到上心口

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唔識體育的男人算乜男人

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你對我來說就只是區區人夫和人父

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討厭的暴怒瓦金斯竟然用音效羞辱我

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食個燒肉串消消氣吧？

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我看看，薄餅切片

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發酵香腸

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（曲奇麵團）

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搞掂

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只不過係畀觀眾致電的蠢節目

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妳說得倒簡單

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呢個茂李唔聽你枝笛

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你就睇第二個節目

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網上一大堆素人體育節目

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誰都可以自己拍片，我是說就連…

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別說“就連你都得”，千萬別說

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就連你都得，可惡

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無錯

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網上體育清談節目

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但我去邊搵個同我合拍的主持人？

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就係我啊

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美枝，幫我準備慶祝開播的燒肉串

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（春田小學）

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（薯寶）

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石頭咁硬

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食物大戰

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我們要全面反擊

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快使用二次方程式，各位

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天，往日回憶重現了

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想唔到又要經歷一次薯寶大戰

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斯金納…

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我幫你做腹部衝擊急救，長官

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別動，我才能從後面抱著你

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放開我

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你無事了

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（回收薯寶）

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邊個小流氓先開始的？

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-書蟲做的
-可能係麗莎

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斯金納校長，不是我，是物理現象

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是真的嗎，菲克斯？

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我以為來自土庫曼斯坦的
交換生表現良好呢

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我與此事無關

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我來這個國家
是為了避開因為食物引發的暴力

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麗莎，罰妳留校觀察一星期

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（百厭星的育成）

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（荷馬辛普森的《再見全馬打》）

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（再見全壘打）

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（錄製中，直播）

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歡迎收看《再見全馬打》

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我是荷馬辛普森，全網站最無禮的人

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人人都話阿里係拳王

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但他根本無同卡修斯克萊對戰過

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他是在怕什麼？

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你看，一語驚人吧

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而且為什麼籃球

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老是在用籃網

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橄欖球卻可以不用腳？

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這節目爛死了

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真是浪費佛蘭德斯的無線網絡

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有幾件事我一直搞唔明

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明明係主場，走步即係走去邊？

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足球點解可以咁蠢啊？

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曲棍球怎麼可能在花園裡打？

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高爾夫球選手不能自己揹球桿嗎？

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是有幾懶？

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（駝鹿便便）

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“駝鹿便便”？

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你這個搞笑的…

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給我吃落日玫瑰紅吧

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竟然是半光油

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鐺鐺鳥餌？

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你以為我會驚嗎？

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天，好可愛，你看…

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天，我塊面…

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（登記處，排隊時不准睡覺）

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到底有乜好笑？

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（海平面上升）

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大家一起來減碳…

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-笨兒子
-蠢老爹

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毀了我人生還不夠

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-然後又毀了我的直播
-我對他直播的破壞

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-就是他直播的唯一賣點
-我要改變曲棍球界

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-靠自己的主意
-這是他唯一不錯的觀點

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-對病態肥胖守門員的看法
-應該當做開端

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你好，#第一印象

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天，係文青

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美枝，快拿手工啤酒給人家

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-快手
-我這就去拿

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沖積平原啤酒花帶出河岸濕地苦味

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他話好飲

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-我覺得
-無錯我係覺得好飲

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我叫沃伯頓帕克

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你們又不認識我，點解要聽我講？

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你們不知道我的來歷

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我要說了，冒號

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電腦是我童年唯一的朋友

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我每天都被人嘲笑

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後來我變成單板滑雪達人
娶了超模，還去科技企業返工

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發了大財，買了

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當年嘲笑我的孩子們
他們爸媽工作的工廠

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再執了間工廠

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你有來歷嗎？

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我六歲時食了一部收音機

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（松節油）

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我喜歡你，但那樣也無妨

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開門見山好了

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我靠拍爆紅影片賺錢

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你們兩個已經爆紅

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同“浣熊困在旋轉門”影片一樣紅

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（拜託別告我們，背囊男孩）

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你們確實值得跳舞慶功

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我來教你們

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點靠拍影片變有錢

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而我也會變更有錢

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我會最有錢

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你怎麼會在這裡？

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誰變有錢了我都會收到通知

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（終極父子車庫大戰）

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五百七十萬播放量

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是不錯，但不夠好

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不過是科羅拉多州的人口而已

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是野馬隊的家鄉嗎？

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-無錯
-噢

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問題是你究竟賺了多少錢？

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（緩衝中）

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我想想，第三季度…

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-開銷的費用
-當然

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-開銷
-預估

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蘋果到蘋果

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計算凈利潤

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（買紙）

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計完，沒錢賺

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傻瓜，唔係真的要你回答

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抱歉罵你傻瓜

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但你們需要的是營利辦法

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-營利…

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單軌列車…

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等等，那是什麼意思？

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（即將呈現）

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你們應該對這萬年爆紅影片不陌生

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“小猴聞手指從樹上跌下來”

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這我從來沒看過…

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天

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天，那隻猴子

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（45分鐘過後）

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那隻…那隻猴子

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聞了自己的手指

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（一小時過後）

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碰一聲跌下來

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還聞呢

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那隻猴子和所屬的園區獲利為零

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換算成猴子幣更慘不忍睹

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要是牠跟我簽約

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我是說假設

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我就會做…隨便舉個例

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猴子聞手指tee

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猴子聞手指紙巾

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猴子聞手指搵贊助

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還會讓牠上《週六夜現場》新聞單元

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主持人等級至少雷利馬利克或以上

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音樂嘉賓是嘻哈鬥牛梗

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可惜這猴子沒聞到商機

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接下來的五分鐘

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你們的點閱數會超越
重新開拍的《巾幗梟紅》

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真係雷聲大雨點小

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少了鄧水紋差很遠的

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這一戰，給你們佣金的是…

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-達夫啤酒？
-你看自己的衣服

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好吧

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（勁量可樂）

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商標要拍到

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商標要拍到，快點

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客戶會愛死這種宣傳的

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（父子瘋鬥）

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你們賺到第一個四分之一了

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第一季的收入？

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不是，第一個25分錢

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這就是《電腦狂人》的劇情啊

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《矽谷群英》

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想想《轉戰網路的始末》那本書

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我再給你25分錢，可以收聲嗎？

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賺到錢了

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（春田小學）

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（留校觀察室）

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看看我們

223
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:04,937
（務必重視，讀書）

224
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,481
惡霸、大小姐、更多惡霸

225
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,900
拉爾夫和我，無人明的聰明小孩

226
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,068
（太陽系）

227
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,070
但也許到頭來我會發現

228
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,405
這正是我需要的轉機

229
00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:15,489
（《格蘭塔》）

230
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,450
就是這樣我才能突破…

231
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,909
麗莎，妳去錯地方了

232
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,120
太感謝了，少年犯們再見

233
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:24,123
妳是要去新起好的矯正中心留校觀察

234
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,541
（遠端現場矯正中心）

235
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,960
歡迎來到遠端現場矯正中心

236
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,630
哪有又遠端又現場的？

237
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,423
很好，就你最聰明

238
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:35,009
我要罰你關禁閉

239
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,303
去“全人固執訓誡室”

240
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,431
不好

241
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,643
裡面只有以前的
《雞皮疙瘩》系列小說

242
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,311
很好，你就拿來讀吧

243
00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:48,648
那又不恐怖…

244
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,191
平常的留校觀察呢？

245
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,400
（全人固執訓誡室）

246
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,028
因為學校沒錢辦課外活動了

247
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,030
只好把留校觀察看外判

248
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,783
我們是行為整頓公司

249
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,576
五百大管教企業

250
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,912
留校觀察看搞企業化？

251
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,289
麗莎，妳要知道

252
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,793
只要有一點小窮的人都去私人監獄了

253
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,878
糟糕，我說“窮”了嗎？我是說小錯

254
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,171
不能再問問題了

255
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,382
營利狀況如何？

256
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:15,716
選隻手吧

257
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,176
再選一次

258
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:18,511
不能選同一隻

259
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:19,595
我又不是魔術師

260
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,639
在這隻手裡啦，選另一隻

261
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,474
好，直接給你看支票

262
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,600
天

263
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:25,768
（一千萬點贊）

264
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,353
五千元

265
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,772
咁我就可以買艘船

266
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,191
（荷馬購船記，十一月三日上映）

267
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,484
為了賺大錢

268
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,696
我出售了你們下次打架的位置權

269
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,407
不行…這要再討論

270
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,367
就在這間炸雞店

271
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,868
討論結束

272
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,995
這家店有形象危機

273
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,789
上週就發生九宗沙門氏菌致死案

274
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,333
還有隻尾指落鑊炸了

275
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,043
（猶提卡野雞腿）

276
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,254
沙門氏菌啊

277
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:57,383
他們希望你們兩個幫忙改善形象

278
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,262
只要地方美食連鎖店需要我

279
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,722
無問題

280
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,141
我景仰的英雄們

281
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,643
好，只需要你懂得扮食

282
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,562
-稍微裝作在食的樣子
-我食緊

283
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:10,771
那是蠟做的模型

284
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,481
無相干，我都食到第四桶了

285
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,650
也太悲劇，好吧，繼續演就對了

286
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,195
搞乜，你個衰…

287
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,742
再多一點…

288
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,410
點閱數一直昇…

289
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,579
很好

290
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,998
好焫吧，好好感受一下

291
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,041
要來點洋蔥圈嗎？

292
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,752
有何不可

293
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,881
太正了

294
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,633
點閱數一直往上昇

295
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,553
我其實不該這麼說的，不管了

296
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,013
反正我常常都在說

297
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:48,392
你們比馬拉松腹瀉男仲高人氣

298
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,145
-我超喜歡他的
-他最正

299
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,564
還有很多贊助商排著隊等我們揀

300
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,941
一定要讓馬拉松腹瀉男

301
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,985
看起來像洗衣機上的狗

302
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,571
-我超喜歡那隻狗的
-那隻狗最正

303
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,990
（胡桃街餐館）

304
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,076
暴力最高

305
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,662
老豆，你拖我隻手

306
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,080
這樣會不會很怪？

307
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,332
我在書上看過啊

308
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,084
對了阿仔，要不要老豆買個…

309
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,669
不用了，無關係，但是謝謝你

310
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,879
（老莫小酒館）

311
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,422
來杯達夫啤酒，老莫

312
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,800
咁點得，我不收你的錢

313
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,594
你都出名了，影音網站先生

314
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:27,223
繼吃桌球的蛇後本酒吧最紅的名人

315
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,307
（達夫啤酒）

316
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,100
還有照片為證，睇到未？

317
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,685
你要乜都得

318
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,270
開口就有

319
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,648
雖然要得有點多

320
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,566
但我欣賞你的貪婪

321
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,236
我要回去找我的人了，你們還好嗎？

322
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,993
是影音網站那個小子

323
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,789
朋友，讓我們來護送你吧

324
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,378
真可愛

325
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,172
給最大的孩子一把槍，我們就休假吧

326
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,590
（遠端現場矯正中心）

327
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,135
米爾豪斯？你怎麼也留校觀察了？

328
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,055
我用間尺的公分那一邊量距離

329
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,474
其實幾唔合理的

330
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,434
為什麼我要來？

331
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,436
我只係著泳褲沖澡

332
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,688
（保安）

333
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:19,191
只是犯小錯也被捉來留校觀察

334
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,317
但是為什麼？

335
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,570
企業做每件事的用意為何？

336
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,071
幫助社會啊

337
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,282
你們要幫忙做小朋友車牌

338
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,118
我要一百個凱特琳、一百個卡特琳

339
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,204
再一千個凱特琳恩

340
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,039
可是我媽要來接我了

341
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,624
她會很焦急的

342
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:38,168
學校說我午夜再去接放學就得

343
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,838
要壓印是吧？

344
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,381
這個如何？

345
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,675
罷工…

346
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,760
罷工…

347
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,262
罷工…

348
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,973
妳點識工會事務？

349
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,642
因為歷史書20世紀30年代後就不寫了

350
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,186
謝了，大家

351
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,480
老豆

352
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,233
阿仔，我有點掛住你

353
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,152
我都有點掛住你

354
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,155
好，他們擁抱了

355
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,157
搞乜，我以為他們真對對方唔順超

356
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,992
我未試過咁嬲

357
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,328
從《星球大戰》第二集看到最新一集

358
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,788
他們不是我的英雄了

359
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,626
久美子，我們動漫展的服裝要換了

360
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,502
換回舊的

361
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,254
《美少女戰士與月亮》

362
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:25,341
（“父子決戰”粉絲吐槽巴特和荷馬
95023180點閱數）

363
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,303
你好，查莫斯

364
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,888
你好，斯金納

365
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,473
晚餐時間才會走人

366
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:33,849
（罷工）

367
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:37,019
這些抗議人士毫不罷休

368
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,521
留校觀察已演變到劍拔弩張

369
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:40,940
（學童為公平而戰）

370
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,858
另有新聞是主教去世

371
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,069
我們公司跟校方簽約

372
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,904
（選項
橡皮子彈、催淚氣體、隔離）

373
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,156
你們要提供免快樂的勞工

374
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,116
快點解決，事不宜遲

375
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,826
我應該有答案了

376
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,788
我認識一群為了錢什麼都能做的人

377
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:59,333
只要別牽扯到小孩就得

378
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,043
那就是老師

379
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,351
月亮說的多數無錯

380
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,561
巴特和荷馬已經玩完

381
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,022
我討厭他們，而且我…糟糕

382
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,108
看吧，透露出友好的一面

383
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,567
就過氣了

384
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,777
昨天的點擊率

385
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,278
仲差過MySpace

386
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,115
沒勁的十五分鐘

387
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,326
你們還在這裡幹嘛？

388
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,786
請幫幫我們

389
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:39,123
無人點擊按我讚實在太痛苦

390
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,958
他們可能對我沒有看法

391
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,459
這樣我受不了啊

392
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,629
我可以說個空前又勁爆

393
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,214
保證沒人講過的個人觀察嗎？

394
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,258
有個東西演藝圈很愛

395
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,801
-貝蒂懷特？
-捲土重來

396
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,636
我要讓人氣網紅

397
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:56,223
和KOL見見你們

398
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,308
讓巴特和荷馬的品牌復活

399
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,353
你們對BHB2有乜諗法？

400
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,105
是毒品嗎？說來聽聽

401
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,649
是“巴特荷馬二號”品牌縮寫，傻瓜

402
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,443
我想也是

403
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,278
是藥丸嗎？

404
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,113
還是要塞菊花？

405
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,701
這堪稱是西半球最大規模的

406
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:16,994
社交網紅聚會

407
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,078
那是雷管

408
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,164
網絡頭號遊戲攻略家

409
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,749
你支線任務是什麼，惡霸？

410
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,500
-我…
-結束NPC對話

411
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,793
回到主任務

412
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,337
（辣醬）

413
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,881
那是萊絲莉史蓋

414
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,759
她拍的化妝教學會夾帶白人民族主義

415
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,887
粉底部分可選擇啡色

416
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,180
或膚色

417
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:40,392
天，是祖根，南挪威頭號開箱客

418
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,854
首先從袋子裡拿出漢堡盒，好

419
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:47,524
小心打開盒子，之後才能再扣回去

420
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,902
開關扣蠻耐用

421
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,992
好攰

422
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,619
冬天也來了

423
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,206
（網飛，利斧對戰三叉戟）

424
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,375
我來告訴你們要做什麼

425
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,836
《直播真人快打》

426
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,838
這樣不是要打死人嗎？

427
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,217
也沒錯，但就是一種說法罷了

428
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,219
所以我們不用殺了彼此？

429
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,221
如果有死人就更好了

430
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,348
但還是看情況吧，聽住

431
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,101
對打的時候一定要把對方殺了

432
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,478
亮出贊助的武器很重要

433
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,064
巴特，你代言的是網飛

434
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,109
知道嗎？還有三叉戟香口膠

435
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,986
荷馬，你代言利斧香體噴霧

436
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,447
和三叉戟薄荷香口膠

437
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:36,824
明白嗎，荷馬？

438
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,575
商品都有搭過的

439
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,494
不知道，感覺有點蠢

440
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,829
知道怎樣才不蠢嗎？

441
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:45,499
有兩百人在線上看你殺了你老豆

442
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,292
或者隨便，看你感覺

443
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,087
我看我還需要一點靈感

444
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,507
天，真係你？

445
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,470
真係

446
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,473
各位女士、先生

447
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,601
影音網站網紅、照片社群網紅

448
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,771
無家可歸的前葡萄藤的短片博主們

449
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,899
這兩位在熊貓快餐的對戰相當精彩

450
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,318
後來的擁抱卻讓眾人摸不著頭腦

451
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,988
請歡迎荷馬與巴特辛普森

452
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,365
這是恐懼的味道嗎？

453
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,159
我才不怕你

454
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:24,079
你聞到的是利斧香體噴霧的清香吧

455
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,998
這款叫黑街誘惑

456
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:36,258
（網飛，放任編劇天馬行空）

457
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,344
不知道，老豆，感覺就是怪怪的

458
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,013
我不想同你對打

459
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,764
我都不想，阿仔

460
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:50,063
誰想得到如此迥異的兩人

461
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,815
也有相知相惜的一日？

462
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,653
收嗲，開拖啦

463
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:04,870
（巴特和荷馬深情相擁，點閱數1）

464
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,916
（火車出軌無人生還
點閱數95210545）

465
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:20,761
（荷馬辛普森的《再見全馬打》）

466
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,512
大家好，我是荷馬辛普森

467
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,308
歡迎收看《再見全馬打》第二集

468
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:30,687
今天的問題是
體育清談節目是否浪費時間？

469
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,608
我們接下來的五個鐘就來傾個夠

470
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,652
五個鐘？

471
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,695
我邊可能用五個鐘就講完

472
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,448
本人就是靠著不把話講完才做到今日

473
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,658
因為我知道…

474
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,003
字幕翻译：杨菲菲