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辛普森一家
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库斯提博览会 春田会议中心
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杂耍家鲍勃监狱美术展
库斯提电子烟
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库斯提替身签名会
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第41季节目预告座谈会
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我喜欢好的座谈会
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库斯提显然很不想参加
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但他又讨厌别人抢他的风头
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让我们欢迎小丑库斯提秀的
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多位传奇巨星
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你们好
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以及执行制作
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非写作制作人
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你好 孩子们
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你好 库斯提
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我们今天准备了很棒的座谈会
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要说什么 霍华德 闲扯淡吗
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好 那样可以耗点时间
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第40季NG片段
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小朋友 快报警 这不是短剧
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我的腿
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照着剧本说
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各位女士先生
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有请迈阿密乐器乐队
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你的点子都从哪里来
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我是个天才 下一位
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-有计划…
-再拍一部库斯提电影
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我们还在等好的题材
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等有题材出现
我们就会以恶搞为名义进行抄袭
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有没有谁的问题
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不是这种陈年老调
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我的支持者真是世界最糟
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我们准备了大惊喜
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为最棒的支持者
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我们将会大改变
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你们最爱的卡通
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不一样了
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我们要拍女版的“猫鼠大战”
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-我的老天
-我的老天
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很开明吧 孩子们
我们小丑库斯提秀
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真的很重视多元性别
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随便你问谁
我们的法律顾问或律师 任何人
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女版“猫鼠大战”
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不…这不是真的
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他们毁了我的童年
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你的童年还没结束呢
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我是这么认为的
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这没道理
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在现实中 痒痒鼠和猫先生是男生
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女生痒痒鼠上半身无力
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挥不动链锯的
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真相已死吗
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嘣
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反正你们男生早已为了电玩离弃我
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砰砰砰 你们都孤独死吧
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现在是女力当道
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那部女超人电影
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票房超高 小姐们 对吧
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瞧 女生都喜欢我迎合
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如果发生性别大战 可别忘了这点
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这是库斯提对节目
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做过的最差变动
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比杂耍莱昂纳德·柯恩还糟
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等女版“猫鼠大战”上映
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我们应该边看边骂
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不对 大家都到我家来
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等女版卡通一开始
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我们就关掉拒看
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关机拒看
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关机拒看
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别让电视播放
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我从来没想过痒痒鼠和猫先生
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是男生或女生
但现在变成女生挺酷的
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我一直以为它们是夫妻
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所以它们才这么常打架
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老妈 他们是不同的物种
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我已经搞不懂怎样才算开明
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我好兴奋拒看“猫鼠大战”
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我不爆爆米花 也别关灯
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完美极了
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儿子 我很骄傲你开始懂得反抗
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但是慢慢来
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如果你年纪轻轻就无所不反
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有一天你会变成喜欢烂东西的老头
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今晚的主题是甘蓝菜
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它带有一点灰色
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看看这皱褶
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关机拒看
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我只想说若脱线先生变女的
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我会发飙 我绝对会发飙
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小朋友们
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我们将挑逗你们的笑点
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和性别雇佣机会平等意识
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带来全新的女版
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“猫鼠大战”
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现在我们静坐直到结束
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各位 请绑上眼罩
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我是莉萨·辛普森
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我将录下对卡通女性史
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历史性一刻的反应
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它们打架 它们互咬
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它们咬咬打打咬咬…
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这是女版的
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猫鼠大战
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女生版
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猫鼠大战割喉棒
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借一下
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我得到一张远行票
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与两瓶威士忌为伴
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也希望能得到
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更甜蜜的陪伴
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我明天就出发
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一起加入吗
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当我离开后…
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当我离开后 你会想念我
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你会想念我柔软的头发 也会想念
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我就知道你会忍不住断然拒看
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而且你猜怎么样 你笑了
这还真有趣
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我才没有笑
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我是在哭和打嗝
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拆下眼罩
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我们做到了
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我们不留余地的断然拒看
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我以我们为荣
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巴特·辛普森
绝不看女版“猫鼠大战”
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绝对不看
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是的
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那个骗子 真想让大家知道
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巴特笑得比我还大声
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你这喷汽水的虚伪者
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我知道该怎么处理这段影片
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上传
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欢迎收看“乔什0”
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本节目专为想看网络影片
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但没有电脑或手机的观众带来福音
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知道健身房的老人哪里讨厌吗
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他们总是忘记擦干净机器
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他是指那滩血
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这个男孩说他讨厌女版“猫鼠大战”
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但是结果请看
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巴特 快来看看
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健身房有个老人遭船撞
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同时现在大家都知道你有多虚伪
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你说你不会看
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但是你看了 而且你忍不住笑了
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然后你被拍到 我现在
叫你过来取笑你
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而且我还在笑
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看看你
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真是个混蛋
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春田小学
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巴特 被挑衅 转发 变动态图
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和被击败的感觉如何
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你怎么知道这些
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我在“健康杂志”上看到的
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没什么大不了
不就是在网上被曝光是个骗子吗
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我早建立名声 没什么能打倒我
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你背叛我们 巴特
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更糟的是你背叛自己的性别
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没错 我是看卡通笑了
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为什么 因为很好笑
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痒痒鼠和猫先生是女生又如何
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我笑了 我无法收回
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女生不好笑
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她们只会是辣妹或妈妈
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或者两者兼具
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女生偷走了“猫鼠大战”
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接着她们会抢走什么 身体喷雾吗
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还是贝壳项链
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-没错
-太差劲了
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好的都给女生 大又软的棒球
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言情片 二件式泳装
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还有“国际房屋猎人”
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他们总是选女生喜欢的房子
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他说的没错 老婆爱海景
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但是老公得花更久时间通勤
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-你说的对
-是啊
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你们看看自己
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竟然听米尔豪斯的话
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我们听他的话又如何
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他们听我的话
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我下次发言要谨慎
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展现我的领导力
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抓住他
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美术教室因预算删减关闭
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紧急出口因预算删减关闭
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六年级生 少女
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你来女厕干嘛 小屁孩
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我不是有意的
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我来避难
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什么 你们有糖果机 真不公平
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把他转到呕吐为止
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我的胃里全是鹰嘴豆酱和牛奶
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粉红色喷漆
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还来 那是要喷斯金纳办公室的
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你要是敢说出去 你就毁了
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像查理·罗斯那样
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别担心 你们可以相信我
我不是普通的四年级生
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这小子是扛巴特
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我还以为是五年级的艾洛伊丝·巴图
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对 有时候她会写信抱怨
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你们如果把喷漆装入吹叶机
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可以喷斯金纳整间办公室
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-厉害了
-厉害厉害了
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我们要去哪里弄吹叶机
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威利的小屋
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好耶 自制搞怪面具
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行动吧
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谁叫斯金纳要禁穿凉鞋
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他休想盖住我们的脚趾
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动作快 斯金纳快结束
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午餐遛狗了
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我绝不会与恐怖分子妥协
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我直接投降 凉鞋解禁
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小姐们 很顺利 女生万岁
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真顺利
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你还在这里干嘛 臭小子
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这是你们的秘密基地吗
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这是旧家政教室
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他们在这里帮女生洗脑
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要做贤妻良母
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但现在是我们的作战室
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我们也在这里烹饪
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缝纫
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别跟他透露这么多
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你们才不是臭女生 你们是狠角色
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恶作剧等级一流
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坐下学着点
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我们不“恶作剧”
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我们丢警告
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我们的抗议组织叫做“霸道暴动”
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我们反对被摆布
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就从这间学校开始
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看看这本历史课本
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好酷的墨镜
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这是撕碎教科书典范
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现在你懂我们的要求吗
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我想我懂
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你们反男性 但当代是男性主导
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你们得让我加入你们帮派
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如果我们真的追求性别平等
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让男生当我们的奴仆正好
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好吧 小子 让你加入
只要你通过这个测试
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去偷斯金纳的手机
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公家的还是私人的
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-斯金纳
-西摩尔
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欢迎加入姐妹会
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各位 我们的生活方式
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-遭遇威胁
-我同意
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社会企图消灭男孩
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喂我们毒药 逼我们做女性化的事
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像是集中注意
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他们在我们的药里下毒
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我们必须团结起来
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组成男性的妇女会
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我宣布成立男生权利协会
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-男权会
-BRA…
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目前我们还在培训阶段
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但是我们很快就会成为
历来最强悍
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有用的男权会
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我们是男权会…
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我们儿子有一 二
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八个朋友
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他们不只是朋友 他是领袖
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我真是松了口气
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不必再担心儿子的社交生活
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我可以放下母亲的身份 当个女人
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再说一次
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我们儿子有朋友
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所以我才会坐下
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硼砂
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库斯提汉堡包
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春田镇
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活在恐惧中的小镇
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自称“霸道暴动”的蒙面恶搞团体
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四处散播关于女权的恐怖信息
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此恐怖组织的最新受害者
我们曾引以为傲的庄严的
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面粉供应男权象征
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“猪油女神”
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但甜甜圈是男性的终极象征
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警方掌握唯一关于霸道暴动的线索
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是这段监视录像画面
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老莫和他的球棒
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吃我的裙子
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霸道暴动好酷
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我们需要无所畏惧的女权运动者
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对抗女性贬抑和开腿族
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不管他们是谁 他们都是狠角色
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是这小镇前所未见的 不管他们是谁
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巴特对我眨眼
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因为我懂他的笑点
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巴特 你是霸道暴动的成员吗
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-怎么可能
-太好了
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因为如果你为女权抗争
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会摧毁我对整个宇宙的幻想
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我是如假包换的成员
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你不可能是女权运动者
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你根本不懂女权运动的动机
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我当然知道 女性获不平等待遇
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我不完全了解细节 但相信我
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细节才重要 你又不是女生
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你只是想要恶作剧而已
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你大声说话也不会被说刺耳
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而且女生的衣服没有口袋
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你却有很多口袋
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这个好 我得写下来
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口袋等于平等
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这是别人的战争
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你只是个佣兵
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佣兵很酷 就像波巴·费特
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对 波巴·费特 好角色
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波巴·费特是狠角色
他身穿喷射背包和斗篷
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做出明智的选择 怪胎
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为什么每次讨论到女权
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都会变成争论“星际大战”
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如果波巴费·特是厉害的赏金猎人
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他的盔甲为什么是坏的
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那是风格就像破牛仔裤
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如果你不在乎动机
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就不该参与抗争
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你在乎 你何不一起来
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或许我会
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很好 带黑色手套 别带身份证
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你被电击枪电过 对吧
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痛一下就会昏过去了
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我很兴奋 我想去
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但是有部分的我很害怕
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就是我的身体和我的头
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没关系 我懂
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只会高谈阔论也没什么错
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我们女权运动者也需要拉拉队
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你们好 铁面大法官
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今晚有什么行程
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你那“男生权利协会”的朋友
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向库斯提秀抗议
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我说了还不要烧玩具
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我没有 它们是自燃
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库斯提屈服了 他说他不会再播出
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女版“猫鼠大战”
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所以我们要去毁掉母带
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每一集的“猫鼠大战”
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等等 什么 不行
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我爱那些卡通
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我不能让你们这么做
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是吗 你不能“让”我们吗
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别耍牛脾气
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看看乳牛发威
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老哥搜索器
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你说我会高谈阔论
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我准备了两套反驳说词
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我现在跟你说清楚
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那些女生要去毁掉每集“猫鼠大战”
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男生们
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恭喜
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我永远不会再播女版“猫鼠大战”
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你们击中了我的要害 赞助商
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快去买吧
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库斯提档案室
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UFC男性古龙水
安全T裆护裆
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枪膏二头肌油
烟草男孩儿童烟草
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库斯提档案室
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美丽迷思
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我们来迟了
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她们要在现场节目摧毁母带
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我们快帮他松绑 然后离开
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不用 别管我 我没事
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我们是霸道暴动
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我们要把所有的“猫鼠大战”母带
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丢进洗甲水池子里
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不可以
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荒谬 我们有一千份备份
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霍华德 对吧
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你在搞什么啊
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别这么做 那些节目很好笑
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老鼠杀猫咪 人人有胆
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跟是男是女无关
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胆量就是胆量
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听着 关于喜剧…
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巴特 别说教了
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不对…我只要继续说
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她们终究会明白的
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这些烟好熏眼
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瞧 他们在现场节目哭泣
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快对他们吹金粉
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妈妈
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男孩1号
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别担心 兄弟们团结起来了
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因为一切都是你的错
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黑猩猩用毛巾
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别跑
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天真的小女孩
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有三个疯狂仇男者跑进来吗
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警官 他们往那里跑了
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谢了 公主 谢谢
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等一下
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你们想当保姆吗
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太好了 周六七点到我家
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如果拉尔夫要求帮他洗澡
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别理他
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我想我要退出了
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你从来没有加入过
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留你只是为了你的指纹和DNA
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但你不简单 让那些男孩哭泣
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你考虑过加入我们吗
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我加入你们
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我可以吗
我能推展我的信念吗
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更进一步
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决定了就告诉我们
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我加入
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父权体制是蛮横的
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快说 辛普森 你曾深入内部
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女生怎么样
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告诉你们 她们也会打嗝
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00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,012
怎么可能 从哪里
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这是可以的吗
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还有什么
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她们总是互相称赞漂亮
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女厕的糖果味道很怪
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但是有一件事最让我挫折
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我根本不敢大声说
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她们不嫉妒我们
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