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（剷雪郎）

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辛普森家庭

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（人小志氣高）

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（豬油男）

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（在春田催眠學會驚艷朋友）

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（春田小學）

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噢

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（沙發會告訴你的事）

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你坐在我身上，遙控器在縫隙裡

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我的問題

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弄個沙發罩也不錯

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你姊姊會說的話

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不，自１９８９年來你就沒換過我了

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沙發會說的話　　　　答對了

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希望我們不會太晚回來，桑娜

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隨便啦

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你今晚能拿掉舌環嗎？一晚就好

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隨便啦

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荷馬，現在換保母會太遲嗎？

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會，那我就得待在家裡

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我覺得沒有必要，荷馬

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什麼事？瑪姬

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我們倆都得去參加認識毒品之夜

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我想我們別無選擇

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這是毒品控制中心的電話

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跟過敏熱線的電話，要是孩子們不乖

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就叫棒約翰披薩吃

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別擔心，辛普森太太

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我們會好好照顧你的孩子的

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＂我們＂？

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我跟上帝　　　　好吧

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一會見了

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想看蟒蛇吞食獵物的影片嗎？

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不能看有小貓咪的東西嗎？

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影片裡是有小貓咪

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（會議中心）

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（DANK，毒品與酒精之夜的知識）

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這樣毫無意義

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我們去年就了解了所有新的危險毒品

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史爆克，扎普，波佐跟水晶爆

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我聽說現在會把水晶爆跟扎普混一起

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真有意思，水晶爆跟扎普

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來參加這場座談會可真值得

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荷馬辛普森，你在隔著褲子口袋

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看足球賽嗎？

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你知道這兩隊有多憎恨彼此嗎？

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極度憎恨

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快點關掉

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這一袋高濃度致死毒品

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就是現今孩子們口中的＂暴風雪＂

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請容我用史金納來做示範

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校長，我必須抗議

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我是教育專業人士…

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好孩子，乖乖喝藥

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我們走吧

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我想我們今晚可以在床上

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看投影片簡報

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聽起來好棒

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別太引人注目就好

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是藍尼

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荷馬，我找到我的新生母親了

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她叫雪兒

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她不想跟我有任何關係…

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婚禮展覽

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瑪姬，我不可能感興趣…

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那個蛋糕裡有女孩嗎？

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不，只有蛋糕

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真是太性感了

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你先請，瑪姬

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婚禮展覽

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簡直就像一次參加上千場婚禮

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偷溜進去會是我們做過最浪漫的事

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比我們真正的婚禮還浪漫？

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浪漫一千倍

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當時我懷孕了，你發高燒到１０３度

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是１０３．４度

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你還記得

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（春田市婚禮展覽）

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（一起展開負債新人生）

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（暖腳器，婚前落跑預警系統）

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（大腹便便聰明腹帶）

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（山盟海誓如浮雲耳機）

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好美

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就連婚前協議都很漂亮

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（婚前協議書）

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（超越海泡石：最醜的伴娘服）

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新娘會美不勝收

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畢竟這些醜陋伴娘服的顏色

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是專門嚇跑海鳥用的

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好美

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給我回來

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你還要試用１２種毒品

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我看到上帝，自身也是上帝

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你死後，誰會保護我？

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不會出事的…

97
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這棟房子有攪拌機嗎？

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我們可以做臉蛋餅乾

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你會是個很棒的爸爸

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我想散步，你想散步嗎？

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我覺得好像被黏在這了，不知為何

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一切都結束了，親愛的

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詛咒被打破了

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從現在起，外婆會照顧你…

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走吧

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看看我們倆能不能同時穿荷馬的內褲

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這樣好解酒

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我們為什麼會覺得這樣會很酷？

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這麼晚了，你們跑出來做什麼？

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保母在我們家開派對

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你們何不來我家喝杯熱可可？

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我是說椰子，能讓你們補充鉀

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露齒笑一個　　　　謝了

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難喝死了

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這真是個好主意

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簡直就像能享受婚禮的各種樂趣

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又能避開婚禮的各種無趣

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你們倆是誰？

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為什麼問？我們是婚禮顧問

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是的，我們對你的產品很好奇

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為了客戶

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演講專家是人工智慧麥克風

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保障伴郎能發表窩心又優雅的致詞

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無論他喝得多醉，多麼喜歡被動攻擊

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你試試看，荷馬

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不行

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假裝我的一位姊姊要結婚了

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那個長滿腿毛的煙灰缸？給我麥克風

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當我聽說有人要娶索瑪時

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我心想那個可憐的天才一定很有眼光

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而且不是為了摘取她的器官而娶她

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謝天謝地，哈佛南夫婦　　　　對

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我就是

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ＤＲ哈佛南　　　　那是博士的意思

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對，ＤＲ哈佛南博士

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你兩分鐘後就要發表主題演講了

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什麼是主題演講？

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哈佛南博士竟然問我什麼是主題演講

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這邊請

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我假扮的這個人

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他的境遇終於好轉了

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頭號婚禮趨勢是…

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真愛　　　　真愛

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真愛　　　　真愛

145
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如果我們有出書，記得要買

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我開始覺得他不是哈佛南博士了

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真是…

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完美的夜晚

149
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你在這等，我去付錢給保母

150
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我才不要付錢給你

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給我滾出去

152
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回頭見　　　　女士，我們去閨房吧

153
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我相信那就在臥室附近

154
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我抱起你了嗎？

155
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無法分辨，你太輕了

156
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完美夜晚的完美句點…

157
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你想…

158
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搞什麼…

159
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我想我們不該繼續聽了

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沒人逼你留下來

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（春田市立綜合醫院）

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（結核還是不結核，值得思考）

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瑪姬，你恐怕無法再行走了

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我的天　　　我是指接下來３６小時

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３６小時後

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輕微的腳踝扭傷應該就沒事了

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都是我的錯

168
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要不是我變胖，荷馬也不會摔到我

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胡扯，這不是你的錯，你嫁給這個…

170
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我們的約會之夜本來很完美

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現在成了疝氣之晨

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你的腹壁有一處撕裂傷

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一段腸子被擠壓出來

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你不打算笑嗎？

175
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腹股溝疝氣可不是好笑的事

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腹股溝

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需要動手術嗎？

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可能需要，但別緊張

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只是用手術刀在陰囊附近切幾刀

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再踩一點

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再一點

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再一點

183
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不，那是雨刷

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你打給緊急道路救援了

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兩位聽著

186
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你們不再是小孩子了

187
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要傾聽身體，它會告訴你該怎麼做

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緊急道路救援接線員

189
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你有何緊急事故？

190
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我覺得有趣的喜劇演員都死了

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＂貓鼠大戰＂

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副作用可能包括幻覺

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易怒，注意力無法集中

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＂別跟酒精一起服用＂

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好吧，那我會分開喝

196
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孩子，拿一瓶啤酒給我

197
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你在做什麼？

198
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讓你康復

199
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我剛剛在看動物星球頻道

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要是河馬碰不到食物，就會死亡

201
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你這個小…

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霸子，你父親跟我需要你成熟一點

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行嗎？你一定行的

204
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沒問題，媽

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我幫我們倆預約了物理治療

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聽起來很不錯

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就連只是預約時間

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他們也跟我說＂做得好＂

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當然了

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我想好起來，真的

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我知道

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我們明天開始吧

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我建議不要進行物理治療

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像我們這樣的人不適合穿短褲

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搞什麼？

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為什麼副作用永遠不包括毛髮生長？

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是我，你的疝氣

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荷馬，你的醫生叫你傾聽身體

219
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我告訴你，放輕鬆點

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你確定嗎？我剛剛答應瑪姬了

221
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聽你的疝氣的話吧

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（春田物理治療中心）

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（除了你的保險我們都接受）

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你行的，瑪姬

225
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把注意力放在蛤心上

226
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:34,175
我想我是忽略了我的蛤心

227
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是這個嗎？　　　　不是

228
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我只能說如果你有肌肉

229
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而且你知道它能做什麼

230
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那麼它就不是核心

231
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原來你說的是核心

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對，我就是那麼說的，蛤心

233
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你想做什麼運動？瑪姬

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溜冰？

235
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泰拳？

236
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不，不要那些運動

237
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我只是要把身材維持到

238
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能照顧無法行動的２４０磅男子就好

239
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荷馬不來了嗎？

240
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我可以登門治療

241
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他的工作壓力已經夠大了

242
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好吧，我們會找到你的嗜好的

243
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登山自行車？攀岩？

244
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我知道了，瑪姬，風箏衝浪

245
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風箏衝浪？

246
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,219
這可以跟荷馬一起做

247
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你知道嗎？這次我不要讓荷馬拖累我

248
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是的，我想學風箏衝浪

249
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我們去學風箏衝浪，中年女性要學習

250
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跟我一起風箏衝浪

251
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風箏衝浪是很簡單的運動

252
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只要有風跟浪就行了

253
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還有撐桿，固定器，防撞背心

254
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雞圈，驢桿，松鼠夾

255
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當然還要停車證

256
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讚，毀掉海灘遊客的一天

257
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我們比熱狗裡的沙子還糟，老路

258
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鎮上發生一起雙重命案

259
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現在是三重了，因為你毀了我的一天

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讓風箏繼續飛，瑪姬

261
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跟隨我胸肌的拍子

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左，右，左，右

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左，左，右，對

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別看我的眼睛，瑪姬，我的胸肌在這

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就是這樣

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左，右，左，左，右

267
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媽去學風箏衝浪，爸在吃三種甜點

268
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你奶奶跟我也有不同的地方

269
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但自從３０年前她消失後

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我們就不再爭執了

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（路易吉餐廳）

272
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只跟你一起外出用餐真棒

273
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要坐小孩椅嗎？不用嗎？

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荷馬在自言自語

275
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貓女士跟貓一起用餐

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勞夫在龍蝦缸裡

277
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我很貴的

278
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荷馬，你做得很好，看看那些傢伙

279
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只吃半份餐點，試著保持身材

280
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他們遲早會見到我的哥們

281
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前十字韌帶斷裂跟夾神經

282
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你就不一樣了，你很聰明

283
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你會做的最累人的事就是放屁

284
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用屁聲演奏國歌

285
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那首歌的音域可廣了

286
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有簡單點的國歌嗎？

287
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我們冒的最大風險是吃千層麵

288
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我們剛剛才吃了千層麵

289
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再吃一次

290
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沒人會阻止你

291
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我愛你

292
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你是誰？　　　　硬化

293
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你又在乎什麼了？

294
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荷馬，我要去海邊

295
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我帶了兩份午餐，你想來可以來

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海灘

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當然好，去了會中暑跟過度伸展肌腱

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最後還會被飛盤斬首

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才不要

300
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抱歉，瑪姬，我才不去

301
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你已經好久沒跟我親熱了

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完全沒有

303
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不如我用無人機送個吻給你？

304
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快點，瑪姬

305
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我們要好好利用早上的風，下午睡覺

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然後把綿羊煮來當早餐吃

307
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我還在過紐西蘭的時間

308
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來了１２年，就是沒辦法擺脫時差

309
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拜託，荷馬，你是我先生

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站起來好好過日子

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抱歉，瑪姬

312
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我得依照直覺行事

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如果你不跟我去，問題就大了

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無人機不算數

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今天下午你能照顧孩子們嗎？

316
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抱歉，瑪姬，我有疝氣

317
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我跟疝氣是很棒的團隊

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你在跟誰說話？

319
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我的腦袋裡才沒有幻聽

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幻聽在我胯下

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打給我姊姊們，請她們來看孩子

322
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我們把他扔到樹林裡

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看他能否找到回家的路

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爸媽越來越疏遠了

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雖然我也不想這麼做

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但我需要聽聽我唯一認識

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看似喜歡彼此的情侶的建議

328
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我沒辦法擺脫你們

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感情其實很簡單

330
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如果桑娜最好的朋友蒂芬妮挑逗我

331
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我就跟桑娜親熱

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不過我會把她當成她朋友

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蒂芬妮

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讚…

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兩位…專心一點

336
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專心一點，給我一點有用的資訊

337
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好吧

338
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你爸媽得找到共同的興趣

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比如我喜歡嘲笑失敗者

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而我則製造失敗者

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是啊

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共同興趣，當然了

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繼續收看現場直播的大學高爾夫球

344
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就在ＥＳＰＮ－Ｄ３－２頻道

345
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你第二個三部運動之家

346
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爸，你能開車載我們去海灘嗎？

347
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,676
我要做一個關於海龜的報告

348
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別聽他們的話

349
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你看得到我？

350
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永遠都是寶寶

351
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烏龜在哪？

352
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根本就沒有烏龜，荷馬，這是圈套

353
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這些孩子想幫你，因為他們愛你

354
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所以根本就沒有烏龜？

355
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沒有烏龜

356
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我開始覺得這裡沒有烏龜了

357
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瑪姬

358
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,833
她看起來好美

359
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,584
我真是個傻子

360
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而且你忘了取停車證

361
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我們的工作完成了，老路

362
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我永遠不會放縱自己到那個樣子

363
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我來了，瑪姬

364
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（裸體海灘）

365
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好噁心

366
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荷馬，你讓我不爽

367
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,779
要是有什麼是你不希望惡化的

368
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那就是疝氣

369
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我是瑪姬的先生荷馬

370
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荷馬，你好

371
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你需要我幫你作登門物理治療嗎？

372
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我能去找你，收費不變

373
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也許吧，但現在我要最大最快的風箏

374
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寡婦風箏嗎？　　　　什麼？

375
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你能不能不帶口音再說一遍？

376
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寡婦風箏　　　　好嚇人

377
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還是用你原來的口音吧

378
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寡婦風箏

379
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我要了

380
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我結婚時立了誓約

381
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圈圈叉叉至死圈叉

382
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荷馬，拉平衡環

383
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拉平衡環

384
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那是什麼意思？

385
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拉繩子

386
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另外一條繩子

387
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小荷荷，你來找我了

388
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我再也不會離開你了

389
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除了現在，天知道風要把我吹到哪去

390
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他們朝風力發電機前進

391
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母親

392
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看來我們又抓到兩個風箏衝浪者了

393
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我去搬大梯子

394
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我去跟醫院說

395
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那裡要斷電一陣子了

396
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堅強的女人，我愛你

397
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我也愛你

398
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我再也不要聽醫生的話了

399
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等等，那不是重點

400
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重點是外賣，好主意

401
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,132
你好，是披薩宮殿嗎？

402
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,468
我要一個亨利八吋披薩，肉加量

403
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,428
再加一個巧克力乳酪麵包

404
00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,638
沒有這種東西

405
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,265
你能做一個嗎？

406
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,436
警長，我得為孩子們做晚餐

407
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,689
能不能跟我說這是怎麼一回事？

408
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,191
就像美國多數的物理治療師

409
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,111
這個人其實是個俄國間諜

410
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,738
奈吉是間諜？

411
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,699
迪米崔奈吉佛諾維奇

412
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,826
你難道沒想過他為什麼這麼想

413
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,536
去你丈夫上班的地方找他嗎？

414
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,997
我以為是因為那裡離他家近

415
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你難道不曾想過他這樣的海灘遊民

416
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:31,962
怎買得起最流行的２００７土星休旅

417
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,797
還附一個完整的備胎？

418
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,340
我猜我是不想知道

419
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:39,553
感謝上帝，他現在被你丈夫困住了

420
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,431
（反應堆堆芯）

421
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:46,268
荷馬，我要拍幾張核心的照片

422
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,437
什麼？　　　　核心

423
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,273
車子？　　　　核心

424
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,483
烏鴉？牛？

425
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,110
車子？牛？

426
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,572
該死，給我看你們的反應器核心

427
00:19:58,655 --> 00:19:59,865
各單位行動

428
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（反應器核心）

429
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（主演：瑪姬辛普森）

430
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:14,379
（主演：迪米崔奈吉佛諾維奇）

431
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,882
（主演：荷馬辛普森）

432
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,384
（隆重介紹：疝氣的華勒斯）

433
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,764
（普可能的任務）

434
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謝謝觀賞

435
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