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MAN (on TV):
One month ago,
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12 couples arrived
on this tropical island.
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After an emergency
balloon landing,
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a jellyfish explosion
and the most-viewed
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cantaloupe catapult accident
of all time,
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just four couples remain.
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I'm Tag Tuckerbag, and this
is the greatest adventure
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to take place in just one place.
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-TAG: The Amazing Place!
-SIMPSONS: The Amazing Place!
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The Place Show.
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LISA: The final challenge
is the Lily Pad Leap.
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They haven't done the LP Leap
since season 22,
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"Beauty versus Sexy."
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Kayla, don't step on the stem.
You'll flip the pad.
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You should know that.
You're a life coach.
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-They flipped the pad!
-TAG: They flipped the pad.
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(groans)
What a noob.
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Hector and Audrey Chang,
you have won
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-The Amazing Place!
-(cheering)
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-Called it.
-Mom, you always
call the winner.
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How do you know?
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Well, your father may have
Moe's and football,
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but I have being by myself
and this show.
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ANNOUNCER: Do you like
adventure, bandanas
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and having your friends
see you melt down on TV?
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We want you for season 48
of The Amazing Place.
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Why don't you guys try out
for that show?
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You would dominate.
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Oh, no, I couldn't.
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You know what they say:
you don't fail
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at 100% of the shots
you don't take.
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But you've watched
every episode of the show
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and listened
to the director commentaries.
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You even made us play
the terrible home game.
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(Marge groans)
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-Come on, Mom.
-Just try out.
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-Come on, try out.
-Come on.
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-(whispering): Come on, try out.
-Try out.
-(Homer snoring)
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-Try out.
-Try out, Mom.
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-Try out!
-Try out!
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-Come on, just do it, Mom!
-Come on!
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Just try out!
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-(hoarse): Come on.
-Mom.
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-Just try out.
-Why don't you try out?
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-Just try out.
-Come on, do it.
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I'm not trying out,
so just can it.
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(gasps) I said "can it"
to my own children.
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What have I become?
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Baby, you've got
to tell them sometime.
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Tell us what?
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We know all the family secrets.
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Like that Dad lost
our college funds
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investing in a chain
of chewing tobacco cafes.
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Dippin' Dens was a great idea.
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We just weren't prepared
for all the spitting.
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Well, I might as well
come clean.
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(sighs)
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The real tragedy
is now Chaw House owns
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the entire
casual chewing market.
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The truth is, we have tried out.
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Dozens of times.
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Why should you pick us
to be on The Amazing Place?
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Because we're best friends
who never bicker.
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We're constantly
at each other's throats.
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We're motorcycle bikers.
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That's our persona.
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We have no idea what you want.
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Just please pick us.
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Why are you still doing this?
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We were already on that show
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where we had to crawl
into a drainage ditch.
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That was just you,
and it wasn't a show.
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It was a police bodycam.
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That was a good show.
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After 46 rejections,
I can take a hint.
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They don't want us.
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You know, reality shows
love a sob story,
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and we've got a storage bin
full of tears.
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And I've got a sister
who will edit them together
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while I feed the dog
marshmallows
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and see what happens.
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♪ ♪
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Ow! (grunting)
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Oh, we're not here
to make friends.
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Unless I meet some awesome guy
who-who wants to be my friend.
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Yeah, I met this really cool guy
at the boba place,
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but he said he was moving
to Hong Kong and, uh,
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he didn't know his number yet.
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Every reality show needs
that crazy, no-limits guy
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that just shatters
society's taboos, right?
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Well, break out
your pixelation machine,
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because I am
your bug-eating nude fatso.
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Oh, also, I'm not here
to make friends.
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Oh, my God, married kids?
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You're in the show.
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-Ew, no.
-We're here on behalf
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of some different weirdos.
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Our parents have tried out
for every season
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of The Amazing Place.
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My dad would even record my mom
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opening your letters
in case they got picked.
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Mm-hmm.
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(gasps)
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(sighing):
Oh.
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(moaning):
Oh.
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(sighs)
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So think what a magical
TV moment it would be
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for our mom to find out
she made it on the show.
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After losing all hope.
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When she didn't even know
she applied.
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The ultimate superfan
gets one last chance
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to make her dreams come true.
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I don't know,
it sounds a little manipulative.
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You're fired.
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I think we just found
our Boston Rob.
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Or your Springfield Clancy.
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Huh? Huh?
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(sighs)
Electric bill, past due,
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Website renewal
"DippinDens.com."
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What's this?
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"Congratulations,
Marge and Homer Simpson.
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You have been selected
to compete on..."
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The Amazing Place!
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(gasps)
Tag Tuckerbag?
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Tag Buggernut?
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This is it.
After years of rejection,
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you two will finally compete
for a million dollars
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on The Amazing Place.
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But we didn't even try out.
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I edited together
your old auditions.
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And I gave notes
which were ignored.
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(gasps, grunts)
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My crazy dream is coming true.
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After you sign
the amazing waivers.
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So many ways to die.
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Falling off rocks,
rocks falling on me.
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Toxoplasmosis?
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That's what ate
Handsome Tom's face.
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Just call me Handsome Homer.
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-Bye, Mom!
-Don't get toxoplasmosis!
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(both gasps)
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Welcome to The Amazing Place.
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You're about to embark
on a test of mental toughness,
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physical strength and interviews
where you have to pretend
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that you're in the middle
of a challenge
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when it's already over.
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But first, let's kick things off
with a romantic beachside luau
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at Lover's Lagoon.
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(oohing)
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Right after
your first challenge.
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We took one item
from every person's bag
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and hid it in another
contestant's luggage.
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Everyone, find their
Suitcase Stowaway now.
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It's the ultimate
Tarmac Unpack Attack.
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Okay, Suitcase Stowaway.
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They've done this
three times before.
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Here's the secret: dump and dig.
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I found my stowaway.
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Great. Go through my other bag.
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Okay, Homie, don't panic.
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The secret is to just take
your time, and...
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(conch blowing)
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I'm sorry, Homer and Marge,
you've been...
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-Don't say it.
-...shell-iminated.
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No, no. No, no, no.
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We can't be
the first couple kicked off.
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That's the ultimate humiliation.
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I never even put on a swimsuit.
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I never got to see the lagoon.
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I'm crying, and no one's
even filming me.
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We didn't even make it
off the tarmac.
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All because of my screwup.
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I guess we're going home.
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No, you're going there.
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MARGE and HOMER:
Huh?
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A hotel? But we lost.
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If we let you go home now,
fans would know
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you've been kicked off
before the season airs.
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So ejected contestants
must stay at this hotel
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until every episode
is finished taping.
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So we can't go home for a month?
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Six weeks, counting post.
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(crying):
I don't know what post is.
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Hey, save some of those tears
for the reunion show.
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You'll just put us in the back
row and won't ask any questions.
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We won't even get
to hug the winner.
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Yeah, but the runner-up's
always wandering around
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looking for someone to hug.
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That's your play.
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(birds screeching)
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How could I be such a noob?
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I could learn
to love a noob, given time.
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I already miss the kids.
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Well, there's got to be
a way we can call home
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without getting in trouble.
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If you say anything
that reveals or implies
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that you have been ejected
from The Amazing Place,
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you are subject to a fine
of up to a million dollars
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and, for residents of Georgia,
the death penalty.
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Kids, kids, how are you?
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Lisa said I can't use
the bubble bath,
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but you said you bought it
for everybody.
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Forget the bubble bath.
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How's the show?
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Are you winning?
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Um, I'm not supposed to say.
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That means you're dominating.
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-I knew it!
-(both grunt)
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No, no, we're not dominating.
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I didn't reveal or imply that.
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Well, you can't have gotten
kicked off yet.
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You just got there.
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Mmm...
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(clears throat)
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"Your mother and I are excited
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"to be part
of the Amazing Place family.
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"All further inquiries
should be submitted in writing
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to Don DiBusco Productions,
Burbank, California."
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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This conversation
is hereby terminated.
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You are each entitled
to one capful of bubble bath.
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Now, that's parenting.
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Come on, baby, it's not so bad.
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Really?
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Six weeks away from the kids,
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Grampa, my sisters, your job.
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With nothing to do but eat
free room service
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and watch dopey movies on demand
while they keep us quiet
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with an endless supply
of free booze.
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It's a nightmare.
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It is. It truly is.
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♪ I was up late night ballin' ♪
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♪ Countin' up hundreds
by the thousand ♪
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♪ I was up late night ballin' ♪
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♪ Countin' up hundreds
by the thousand. ♪
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You see, Curtis,
you never really
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get an episode of SportsCenter
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until you've seen it
for the third time.
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Can I freshen up
that appetizer platter for you?
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Nah, I better go
check in on my wife.
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She's having a hard time
adjusting to hotel living.
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(grunting):
Just let me clean.
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(vacuum cleaner whirring)
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Sweetie, I'm worried about you.
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You just sit around
all day changing
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the combination
on the room safe.
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Do you want to put something
in the room safe?
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I don't deserve valuables.
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It's my fault we're stuck here.
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All I deserve is to sit alone
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and watch the TV channel
that's about the hotel.
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ANNOUNCER: Forgot your
toothbrush? No problem.
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Sundries gift shop
has all the toiletries
254
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,743
every traveler needs.
255
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,871
Sundries is awesome.
I got this shirt there.
256
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,582
Look, I know you're miserable,
257
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,585
but let me show you how great
this place can be.
258
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,171
It's just a stupid chain hotel.
259
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,756
Darling, take my hand,
260
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,300
and you'll see
it's so much more.
261
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,594
♪ Well, since you blew
the challenge ♪
262
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,013
♪ And we're not allowed
to tell ♪
263
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,016
♪ We're getting
all expenses paid at ♪
264
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,268
♪ Airport Hotel ♪
265
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,938
♪ The pillow's so foamy, baby ♪
266
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,773
♪ Order food on the phone-y ♪
267
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:35,444
♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y,
so don't cry ♪
268
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,114
♪ For breakfast
they have bagels ♪
269
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,241
♪ Cream cheese but no lox ♪
270
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:45,121
♪ A mini pack of cereal,
make a bowl out of the box ♪
271
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,456
♪ The pool's
so chlorine-y, baby ♪
272
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,291
♪ The towel's so teeny ♪
273
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,629
♪ No lifeguard to be seen-y,
we could die ♪
274
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,465
♪ No job, no kids, no Flanders ♪
275
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,551
♪ Choice of bar soap
or bath gel ♪
276
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,177
♪ Small ketchup's friends ♪
277
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,679
♪ With tiny mustard ♪
278
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,973
♪ Airport Hotel ♪
279
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,893
♪ Now that I've shown you, baby,
they'll leave us alone ♪
280
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,646
♪ Yeah, baby,
toilet's got a phone, yeah ♪
281
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,523
♪ Don't know why. ♪
282
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,608
(both moaning)
283
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,028
Might the lady enjoy a movie
284
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,741
whose title doesn't appear
on the bill?
285
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,585
Maybe being trapped here
isn't so bad.
286
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,379
I'm not even worried
about what the kids are up to.
287
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:39,675
-Come on, dig. Dig.
-We're hot.
288
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,136
You can go for a nice, cool swim
289
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,054
after you finish
digging my pool.
290
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,682
I'm telling Patty and Selma
what you're doing.
291
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,517
What? We want a pool.
292
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,603
I just got my first wax
in years.
293
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,314
Hurt so much they had to
give me an epidural.
294
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,778
Haw-haw!
295
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:03,032
The fitness center only had
an old NordicTrack,
296
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,909
but it felt good to work out.
297
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,703
I sat on a yoga ball
and drank cucumber water.
298
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,122
It's nice to know
I can still do that.
299
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,208
Mm, maybe we should peek in.
300
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,377
I am kind of curious to see
what's going on in the show.
301
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,379
Really? You sure
you can handle it?
302
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,048
Oh, yeah.
303
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:23,969
I'm still in a great mood after
reading that free USA Today.
304
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,723
(gasps) Look, they're
editing our episode.
305
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,893
There I am, looking
for that Suitcase Stowaway.
306
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,229
I never found it, did I?
307
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,898
Great. Go through my other bag.
308
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,568
HOMER
(chuckling): Hey, that's me
looking for that thing.
309
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,321
Okay. Marge's vitamins,
Marge's pajamas,
310
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,948
Marge's giant chocolate bar.
311
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,700
I didn't pack
a giant chocolate bar.
312
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,287
What Marge doesn't know
313
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,582
is that her husband just ate
her Suitcase Stowaway.
314
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,836
This ultimate "didgeri-don't"
will send them packing.
315
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,045
EDITOR:
Whoa!
316
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:01,423
I'm not the one who screwed up.
You are.
317
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,842
I'm so sorry.
318
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,301
I know you're gonna
need some space,
319
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,011
so I'll sleep on the couch.
320
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,515
(Marge groans)
321
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,975
(Homer moans)
322
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,022
♪ ♪
323
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,540
♪ ♪
324
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,340
(both groan)
325
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,637
(groans)
What a dump.
326
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,472
What's that from?
327
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,683
-What?
-"What a dump."
328
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,226
How would I know?
329
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,688
We wouldn't be in this dump
if you weren't such a flop.
330
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,732
I'm tired, dear. It's late.
331
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,901
A chocolate flop.
332
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,194
Yes, a chocolate flop.
333
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,322
That's what you keep braying
at everybody.
334
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,823
I don't bray!
335
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,075
All right, you don't bray.
336
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,536
I do not bray!
337
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,121
I said you didn't bray.
338
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,331
Make me a drink.
339
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,541
-Haven't you had enough?
-Make me a drink.
340
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,502
Yes, dear.
341
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,339
And lay out some mixed nuts.
We've got guests.
342
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,508
-We've got what?
-Guests. Guests!
343
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,177
You know, what's-their-names.
344
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,386
I don't know their names.
345
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,347
They just got eliminated
from the show.
346
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,850
It took them five weeks,
not five minutes.
347
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,685
(knocking on door)
348
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,062
Go answer the door.
349
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,439
All right, love,
whatever love wants.
350
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,233
Get the door. The door!
351
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,568
I'm getting the door.
352
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,196
You don't have to bray
like some subhuman monster.
353
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,031
Oh, go to hell!
354
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:55,079
Hi! Hi, there. Come on in.
355
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,539
-This is, um...
-Honey.
356
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,625
And this is Nick.
357
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,044
Oh, I thought his name
was what's-his-name.
358
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,296
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
359
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,465
Just ignore Homer, old sourpuss.
360
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,883
That's me.
361
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,886
Hey, sourpuss, why don't you
mix them a drink?
362
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,262
Yes, dear.
363
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,306
(Homer groans quietly)
364
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,892
I love your room.
365
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,978
We have the exact same
paintings.
366
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:26,652
You were this close to winning
The Three-Legged Chase.
367
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:31,407
You were right in there, Nick,
right at the meat of things.
368
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,409
There's no limit to you,
is there?
369
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,245
And how would you have played
the Three-Legged Chase?
370
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,330
Why don't I show you?
371
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,834
-Don't encourage her.
-Encourage me.
372
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,919
(Marge grunting)
373
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,093
Inside, outside,
inside, outside,
374
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:55,097
in, out, in, out,
in, out, in, out!
375
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,016
(both sigh)
376
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,101
You can sit around
with the minibar gin
377
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,602
running out of your mouth.
378
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,981
You can tear me apart like
the box the shower cap came in.
379
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,442
That's perfectly okay,
that's all right.
380
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,193
You can stand it.
381
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,778
I cannot stand it!
382
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,613
You can stand it.
383
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,949
You married me for it.
384
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,161
-Our son is dead.
-No, he isn't.
385
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,872
-We have no son!
-Yes, we do!
386
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,458
Oh, yeah, Bart.
387
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,792
(birds chirping)
388
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,628
Man, last night sure was
a searing portrait
389
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,464
of a marriage in turmoil.
390
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:32,801
It's still in turmoil, you
chocolate-gobbling dream killer.
391
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,847
Attention, everyone, gather
by the bowl of mini yogurts.
392
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,349
For the first time ever
on The Amazing Place,
393
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,061
two eliminated contestants
will be brought back
394
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,645
to compete in the finale.
395
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,980
(all gasp)
396
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,066
But here's the catch:
to get back in,
397
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,985
you have to dump your loved one
for another partner.
398
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,820
So, if your spouse screwed up,
399
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,989
this is your chance
to cut them loose.
400
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,200
It's the Dead Weight Drop.
401
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,035
(all grunting, murmuring)
402
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,871
-I choose Nick.
-(all gasp)
403
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,664
That's got to sting, Homer.
404
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,666
I'm just glad
my friends and family
405
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,795
are never going to see me
humiliated like this.
406
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,506
(whimpering)
407
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,218
This is it, the final challenge:
408
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,512
Mango Tango.
First,
409
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,722
pick and peel
enough fresh mango
410
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,849
to make six mango-ritas,
411
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,019
which you must then carry
across a log bridge.
412
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,023
But under the bridge is a pack
of mango-loving monkeys,
413
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,399
which can only be soothed
414
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,027
with music played
on a pennywhistle.
415
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,530
Also, there will be
a Kia Sportage in the background
416
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,032
that we couldn't figure out
how to fit into the challenge.
417
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,119
Your Mango Tango starts now.
418
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,746
And Marge draws first fruit.
419
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,666
I'll make the mango-ritas.
420
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,209
TAG:
Great teamwork.
421
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,920
Could this be
a million-dollar puree?
422
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,506
I'll handle those monkeys.
423
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,635
(angry screeching)
424
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,387
(playing melody on pennywhistle)
425
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,515
TAG: It's the ultimate groovy
chill-out flute jam.
426
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,393
Look, the monkeys are mellowing.
427
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,688
This is our Kia Sportage Moment.
428
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,400
I did it.
429
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,861
We won. Without Homer.
430
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,821
(laughs)
431
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,281
Marge and Nick,
432
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:20,576
I want to congratulate you
on winning The Amazing Place.
433
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,911
-NICK: Yay!
-I want to, but I can't.
434
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,788
(vacuum whirring)
435
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,417
Because you failed to salt
the rims of your mango-ritas,
436
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,795
rendering them mango-nothings.
437
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,840
(gasps)
I screwed up a recipe?
438
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:38,385
So get out of the way of the
actual winners, Shawn and Barry.
439
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,511
Hey!
440
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,723
Our rims are super salty.
441
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,393
-(Nick grunts)
-(monkeys screeching)
442
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,478
NICK:
Hey! Hey, hey, come on. Oh!
443
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,024
I am such a noob.
444
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:56,111
I am such a noob.
445
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,488
(groans)
What a noob.
446
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,824
-Total noob.
-Classic noob.
447
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,786
Homie, I was such a jerk.
How can I make it up to you?
448
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,331
Sweetheart, you already have.
449
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,833
I am such a noob.
450
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,293
(laughs)
451
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,296
I've screwed up so many times
in our marriage,
452
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,216
and people always feel
so sorry for you.
453
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:21,136
But with this epic noob blunder,
I'm the one they pity.
454
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:25,057
(shuddering):
Oh... pity. Oh...
455
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,476
Is this how you feel
all the time?
456
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,021
Uh, kind of. I just never
let myself enjoy it.
457
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,483
Oh, pity feels good.
458
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,246
-What should we watch next?
-Ooh, I just heard about
459
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,872
a great new reality show.
460
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,626
PBS is showing a performance
of an Edward Albee play.
461
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,711
Sports talk it is.
462
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,674
How can you say that Phoenix
has any chance
463
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,008
to win the Western Conference?
464
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,510
What are you talking about?
465
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,388
We both picked the Phoenix Suns
to win it all.
466
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,306
Our Suns are dead.
467
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,392
No!
468
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,914
Shh!
469
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,003
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