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辛普森家庭

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一個月前１２對配偶來到這熱帶島嶼

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在經過緊急熱氣球著陸

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水母轟炸

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和收視率最高的哈密瓜彈射意外後

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只剩四對能繼續挑戰

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我是標籤塔克

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這是最精彩的探險秀

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只在一個地方拍攝的＂神奇之境＂

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神奇之境　　　　神奇之境來了

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最後挑戰是＂跳躍睡蓮葉＂

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自從第２２季的＂美女與性感＂後

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就沒人挑戰過＂跳躍睡蓮葉＂了

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（跳躍睡蓮葉）

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凱拉，別踩在葉莖上，會翻過去的

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你應該知道的，你可是人生導師啊

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翻了啦

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真是菜鳥

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海克特與奧黛麗張，你們贏得了…

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神奇之境

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我猜中了

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媽，你總能猜中贏家，怎麼知道的？

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你老爸也許會去老莫酒吧和看足球

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但我一直有在追這個節目

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你喜歡冒險，頭巾

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並讓朋友們看你在電視上崩潰嗎？

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＂神奇之境＂第４８季

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正在呼喚你

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不如你們也去參加吧

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一定能主導比賽　　　　不行啦

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俗話說得好

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不嘗試就絕不會失敗

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但你每集節目都看過

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還聽了導演評論

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甚至逼我們玩糟透了的家庭版遊戲

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（＂神奇之境＂光碟）

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（有三種可能結局）

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去嘛，媽媽　　　　試試看

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去試試嘛　　　　去嘛

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去試試嘛　　　　試試看

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試試看，媽媽　　　　試試嘛

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（佛羅里達運動汽車競賽協會）

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試試看嘛

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去試試看，老媽

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去試試看嘛

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去嘛　　　　媽媽

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試試看　　　　怎麼不去試試看？

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去嘛

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我不會嘗試的，所以給我住口

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我竟然對自己的孩子說了＂住口＂

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我變成了什麼樣的母親啊？

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寶貝，你早晚要跟他們說的

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說什麼？我們知道所有家族秘密

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比方說爸爸花掉了我們的大學基金

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投資了一家嚼菸咖啡連鎖店

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＂浸淫淵藪＂在當時真的很棒

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我們只是沒做好吐成那樣的準備

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我還是坦白吧

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真正的悲劇是現在＂咀嚼之屋＂

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壟斷了整個嚼菸市場

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（放棄，推遲，粉碎的夢想）

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事實是我們嘗試過很多次了

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為什麼該選我們上＂神奇之境＂呢？

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因為我們是從不爭吵的好朋友

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我們經常會掐彼此的喉嚨…

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我們是摩托車手

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我們在角色扮演

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我們不知道你們想要什麼

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請選我們吧

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你怎麼還在試啊？

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我們已經上過那個…

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要爬進排水溝的節目了

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那只有你去，而且也不算節目

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是警察隨身攝影機拍的

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那節目很好看呢

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在被拒絕４６次後，我明白了

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他們不會選我們

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實境秀喜歡傷感的故事

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我們有滿滿一箱充滿血淚的故事

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我有個會剪輯影片的妹妹

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而我則去餵狗狗吃棉花糖

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看看會發生什麼事

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（棉花糖）

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（春田市斯圭德波特，今日選拔）

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我們不是來這裡交朋友的

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除非遇見很酷的人，願意當我朋友

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我在波霸奶茶店遇過很酷的人

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但他說要搬到香港

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還不知道電話號碼

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每個實境秀都需要瘋狂沒有設限的人

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藉此打破社會禁忌，對吧？

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砸爛你們的像素化機器吧

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因為我是會吃蟲子的裸體肥仔

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我也不是來這裡交朋友的

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（神奇之境）

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天啊，結婚的小孩？你們入選了

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才不是

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我們是代表與眾不同的怪胎來的

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我們的父母嘗試過＂神奇之境＂

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每一季的選拔

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為了以防被選中，我爸還錄下

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每次媽媽拆開你們來信的影像

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想想如果我們的媽媽發現自己獲選

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會是多麼神奇的瞬間啊

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在失去所有希望後…

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而且她甚至不知道自己有申請

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終極粉絲有了最後一次

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實現夢想的機會

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不知道，感覺有點耍手段

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你被炒魷魚了

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我覺得找到了我們的＂波士頓羅伯＂

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或是你們的＂春田克蘭西＂

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電費帳單逾期了

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＂浸淫淵藪＂網站更新

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這是什麼？

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＂恭喜，瑪姬與荷馬辛普森＂

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＂你們被選中…＂

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＂參加…＂

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神奇之境

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標籤塔克？　　　　討厭的瘋子嗎？

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是這樣，在被拒絕多年後

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你們終於能參加＂神奇之境＂

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贏取百萬大獎

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但我們沒有報名啊

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我把你們以前的試鏡影片剪輯過了

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我還給了評語，但被忽視了

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我的瘋狂夢想就要成真了

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但你們要先簽棄權書

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好多死法啊

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從岩石上掉下來…

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岩石砸死我…

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弓蟲症嗎？

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那玩意吃了帥氣湯姆的臉呢

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叫我＂帥氣荷馬＂

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再見，媽媽　　　　別得弓蟲症了

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（空中航空）

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歡迎來到＂神奇之境＂

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你們馬上要接受意志力和體能的考驗

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等到結束後，還必須接受採訪

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要假裝自己仍在挑戰中

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一開始我們會在情人湖

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舉辦浪漫的海濱宴會

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但要先進行第一項挑戰

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我們從每個人的行李中拿了一件物品

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藏在其他參賽者的行李中

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現在開始＂行李偷渡＂挑戰

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這是＂停機坪拆包攻擊＂的終極版

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好，＂行李偷渡＂挑戰

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他們之前玩過三次了

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秘訣就是倒出來再翻

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我找到我被偷渡的東西了

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很好，去翻其他行李

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好了，荷馬，別慌

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秘訣就是慢慢來

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抱歉，荷馬與瑪姬，你們被…

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別說出來

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除名了

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不…

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我們不能成為第一對被淘汰的配偶

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這是終極的恥辱啊

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（神奇之境）

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我甚至都還沒穿上泳衣呢

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沒能看到那個湖…

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我在哭還沒人拍我

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我們連停機坪都跨不出去

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都怪我搞砸了

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我想我們該回家了

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不，你們要去那裡

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（機場庭園飯店）

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什麼？飯店嗎？

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但我們輸了啊

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若讓你們現在就回家

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在這季節目播出前

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粉絲就會知道你們被淘汰了

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所以在錄製完每集節目之前

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所有被逐出的參賽者都要住在飯店

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所以一個月都不能回家？

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包括後期製作是六週

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我都不知道後期是什麼

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把眼淚留到團圓秀再哭吧

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我們只能在後排，也不會被提問

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甚至不能跟贏家擁抱

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但亞軍一向都會環顧四周

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找人擁抱，那時就該你登場了

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（機場庭園飯店）

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我怎麼能這麼菜啊？

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我終究會學著愛上菜鳥的

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我已經開始想念孩子們了

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肯定有不會惹是生非

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就能打電話回家的辦法

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如果你們說了任何暴露或暗示

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你們被＂神奇之境＂除名的話

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罰款會高達一百萬美元

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如果是喬治亞州居民就會被判死刑

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孩子們，你們還好嗎？

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麗莎說我不能用泡泡浴精

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你說你是買給大家用的

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別管什麼泡泡浴了

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節目如何？你們贏了嗎？

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我不能透露

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那肯定有主導比賽了，我就知道

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沒有主導，我沒有暴露或暗示結果

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你們現在肯定還沒被淘汰吧

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你們才剛到

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＂我和你媽非常興奮＂

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＂能加入神奇之境這個大家庭＂

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＂若有進一步問題需手寫提交給…＂

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＂加州伯班克唐迪巴斯克製作公司＂

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你到底在說什麼啊？

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談話就此結束

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你們分別有權獲得一勺泡泡浴精

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這才是為人父母的樣子啊

213
00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:40,580
寶貝，沒那麼糟啦

214
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,248
真的嗎？

215
00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:47,753
離開孩子們，爺爺，我的姊妹們六週

216
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:51,340
你也不能工作，除了免費客房服務

217
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,593
應要求看蠢片之外，什麼都不能做

218
00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,594
為了讓我們安靜

219
00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:57,763
還免費供應酒水暢飲

220
00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,223
真是噩夢　　　　是啊

221
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:02,268
確實是

222
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,770
我通宵狂歡

223
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,689
數百元鈔數到手軟

224
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,733
我通宵狂歡

225
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,276
（為保護環境，請重複使用毛巾）

226
00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,986
數百元鈔數到手軟

227
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,070
看到沒，柯提斯

228
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:16,616
＂體育中心＂的節目要看到第三遍

229
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,784
才能心領神會

230
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,287
要再來份開胃拼盤嗎？

231
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,998
不用了，我最好去看看我老婆

232
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:27,168
她很難適應飯店生活

233
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,883
讓我打掃就對了

234
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,056
親愛的，我很擔心你

235
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,349
你整天坐在這裡

236
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,601
修改房間保險箱的密碼

237
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,936
你想放什麼進保險箱嗎？

238
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,730
我不配擁有貴重物品

239
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,815
我們被困在這裡全都怪我

240
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,651
我只能自己坐在這裡

241
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,737
看介紹飯店的電視頻道

242
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:55,905
忘了帶牙刷嗎？

243
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:56,947
沒關係

244
00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:00,785
禮品店有旅人所需的盥洗用品

245
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,828
那間店很棒，這件襯衫就是在那買的

246
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:03,871
（雜貨禮品店）

247
00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,540
聽著，我知道你很痛苦

248
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,710
但讓我帶你去看看這地方有多棒

249
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,254
就只是愚蠢的連鎖飯店罷了

250
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:16,300
親愛的，牽我的手會看到更多美景

251
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,594
自從你搞砸比賽後

252
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,805
我們還不能說出去

253
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,016
我們在機場飯店

254
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,018
免費享受一切

255
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,938
枕頭軟綿綿，寶貝

256
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,690
打電話直接點餐

257
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,234
還能吃瑞士三角巧克力

258
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,610
所以別哭

259
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:38,072
早餐提供貝果

260
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,199
奶油乳酪，但沒有燻鮭魚

261
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,201
迷你包麥片

262
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,829
快來泡一碗

263
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,540
泳池滿是氯氣，寶貝

264
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,375
毛巾也太小

265
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,544
沒看到救生員

266
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,629
我們可能會死

267
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,382
沒有工作，沒有孩子，沒有佛朗德斯

268
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,467
選擇肥皂或沐浴液

269
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,637
小小番茄醬的朋友就是小小芥末醬

270
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,347
機場飯店

271
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,642
現在你知道了，寶貝

272
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,019
他們不會打擾我們

273
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,771
廁所有電話

274
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,314
我也不知道原因

275
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,862
這位女士想看

276
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,489
不用付費的電影嗎？

277
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:22,825
＂接吻的激情＂和＂失去童貞之夏＂

278
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:23,576
＂給格溫朵琳的唇印＂

279
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,410
＂凡爾賽之夜＂

280
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,163
＂週年的依偎＂

281
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,543
也許被困在這裡並不是太糟糕

282
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,296
我都不擔心孩子們怎麼樣了

283
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,757
快點挖啊

284
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,633
我們好熱

285
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,011
等一下就能在涼爽的泳池中戲水

286
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,054
但要先把泳池挖出來

287
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,640
我跟佩蒂和索瑪說了你在做的事

288
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,559
怎樣？我們也想要泳池

289
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,728
這麼多年來我第一次去除毛

290
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,272
疼到他們都必須給我打麻醉了

291
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,944
（機場庭園飯店）

292
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:03,115
健身中心只有老舊的跑步機

293
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,867
但運動後感覺真好

294
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,243
我就坐在瑜珈球上

295
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,661
喝黃瓜水

296
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,121
還能做到這樣真好

297
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,831
我們去偷看一眼吧

298
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,416
我還挺好奇的

299
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,462
不知道節目如何？　　　　真的嗎？

300
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,547
你確定承受得了？　　　　當然

301
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,968
讀了免費的報紙後我心情還好著呢

302
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,262
（神奇之境）

303
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,807
他們正在剪輯我們那一集呢

304
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,976
是我呢，正在挑戰＂行李偷渡＂

305
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,062
我就沒找到過，對吧？

306
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,314
很好，去翻其他行李

307
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,360
那是我在找東西呢

308
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,363
好，瑪姬的維他命，瑪姬的睡衣

309
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,240
瑪姬的巨型巧克力棒

310
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,700
我沒有帶巨型巧克力棒啊

311
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,287
瑪姬不知道的是…

312
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,582
她先生吃掉了偷渡的物品

313
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:56,836
這種下三濫的事將讓他們打包走人

314
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,465
幹嘛？　　　　搞砸比賽的人不是我

315
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,676
是你　　　　我很抱歉

316
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:04,802
我知道你需要一點空間

317
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,178
所以我會睡沙發

318
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,829
（機場庭園飯店）

319
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,794
（禮品店）

320
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:48,804
好個垃圾場

321
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,223
這句話哪來的？　　　　什麼？

322
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,641
＂好個垃圾場＂

323
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,184
我怎麼會知道？

324
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,438
你沒砸鍋我們就不用住在垃圾場了

325
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,648
我很累，親愛的，很晚了

326
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,901
你這個巧克力廢物

327
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,194
沒錯，＂巧克力廢物＂

328
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,280
你對每個人都這麼嘶喊

329
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:07,865
我才沒有嘶喊

330
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,034
好吧，你沒有嘶喊

331
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,620
我不嘶喊的

332
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,289
我說了你沒有嘶喊　　　　來杯酒

333
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,666
還沒喝夠嗎？　　　　給我來杯酒

334
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,834
好，親愛的

335
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,255
拿些綜合堅果出來，我們有客人

336
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,425
有什麼？　　　　客人

337
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,218
你知道他們是誰

338
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,553
我不知道他們是誰

339
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,513
他們剛被節目淘汰

340
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,850
參加了五週而不是五分鐘

341
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,103
快去應門

342
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,397
好，親愛的，全都聽你的

343
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,317
快去開門

344
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,526
我正在開

345
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,237
不必像在對類人怪物那樣嘶喊

346
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,156
下地獄去吧你

347
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,037
你們好，快請進

348
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,498
這是…　　　　荷妮

349
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,625
這是尼克

350
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,961
我還以為他叫＂什麼名字＂呢

351
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,463
真好笑

352
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,840
別理討人厭的老荷馬　　　　就是我

353
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:11,220
討厭鬼，去幫他們調酒吧？

354
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,388
遵命，親愛的

355
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,894
我喜歡你們的房間，牆上的畫都一樣

356
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:26,652
你們差點就贏了＂三腳追逐賽＂

357
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,029
你在裡面表現很棒，尼克

358
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,448
你是重要人物

359
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,450
你還真是沒下限，對吧？

360
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,245
你＂三腳追逐賽＂玩得如何？

361
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,247
我讓你看看吧？

362
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,792
別鼓勵她　　　　鼓勵我

363
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,093
裡，外，裡，外…

364
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:55,222
裡，外…

365
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,517
你們可以坐在那裡…

366
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,561
嘴邊流著迷你酒吧的琴酒

367
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,146
你可以像拆浴帽盒那樣

368
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,939
把我撕碎

369
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,483
完全沒問題，沒關係

370
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,318
你能忍受的

371
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,903
我受不了

372
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:13,949
你受得了，誰叫你娶了我

373
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,784
我們的兒子死了

374
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,036
不，他沒死

375
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,830
我們沒兒子了　　　　我們有

376
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,583
對了，他叫霸子

377
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,545
天啊，所謂混亂不堪的婚姻

378
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,589
一定就是昨晚那副樣子

379
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:29,965
我氣還沒消

380
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,468
你這個偷吃巧克力的夢想毀滅者

381
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,720
大家請注意

382
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,764
快點集合

383
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,391
＂神奇之境＂節目首次決定

384
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,102
要救回兩名被淘汰者

385
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,604
來參加決賽

386
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,106
但要注意的是…

387
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,484
要重回比賽就必須拋棄愛人

388
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,027
選擇其他搭檔

389
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,154
如果你的配偶搞砸了比賽

390
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,906
現在正是擺脫他們的機會

391
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,241
這叫＂拋棄無用人＂

392
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,951
（拋棄無用人）

393
00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,995
我選尼克

394
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,623
你一定很心痛，荷馬

395
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,625
我只慶幸我的朋友和家人們

396
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,003
不會看到我如此丟臉的模樣

397
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,051
這是最終挑戰了

398
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,803
＂芒果探戈＂

399
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,181
首先摘下並削皮夠多的新鮮芒果

400
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,891
做出六杯芒果調酒

401
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,977
然後必須拿著酒過橋

402
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,397
但橋下會有一群愛吃芒果的猴子

403
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,316
只有在吹響哨笛時

404
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,985
才能安撫牠們

405
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,613
背景還有＂起亞史寶提吉＂跑車

406
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,032
我們不知道如何處理

407
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,035
＂芒果探戈＂現在開始

408
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,621
瑪姬摘下第一顆

409
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,582
我來調芒果麗塔

410
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,917
很棒的團隊合作

411
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,545
這一對能做出百萬果泥嗎？

412
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,089
我去應付那些猴子

413
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,431
這是終極絕妙的哨笛干擾大法

414
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,809
快看，那些猴子們都安靜下來了

415
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,563
來到＂起亞史寶提吉＂的關鍵時刻

416
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,483
我成功了，我們贏了

417
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,777
沒有荷馬的份

418
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,782
瑪姬和尼克，我想恭喜你們

419
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,492
贏得了＂神奇之境＂大獎

420
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,952
太好了　　　　我很想恭喜

421
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,245
但不行

422
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,458
因為你們沒有在杯緣沾鹽

423
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,461
這就不算芒果調酒了

424
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,840
我搞錯配方了嗎？

425
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,842
所以別擋著實際贏家

426
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,427
肖恩和巴里

427
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,723
我們的杯緣超鹹

428
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,395
等等，別這樣…

429
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:49,354
（百萬美元大獎）

430
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,857
我真是菜鳥

431
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,861
我真是菜鳥

432
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,488
我真是菜鳥

433
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,574
絕對是菜鳥　　　　典型的菜鳥

434
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:04,870
荷馬，我之前太過分，如何補償你？

435
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,080
親愛的，你已經補償我了

436
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,458
我真是菜鳥

437
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,213
在我們的婚姻中我已搞砸太多次

438
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,299
大家總是為你感到難過

439
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:21,136
但這個終極菜鳥錯誤會讓他們同情我

440
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,223
同情

441
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,351
這就是你一直以來的感覺嗎？

442
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,896
算是吧，但我可沒讓自己如此享受

443
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,399
天啊，被同情感覺真好

444
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,245
接下來看什麼？

445
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,331
聽說有一檔新的實境秀

446
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,668
ＰＢＳ在播愛德華阿爾比的劇作

447
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,628
看運動評論吧

448
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,338
（怒火與憤怒）

449
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,674
你怎麼能說鳳凰城太陽隊

450
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,008
有機會贏得西區聯盟呢？

451
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,593
你在說什麼啊？

452
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,304
我們都選鳳凰城太陽隊會贏啊

453
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,848
太陽隊已經不復存在　　　　不會吧

454
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,145
謝謝觀賞

455
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,107
翻譯：ＳＤＩ　Ｍｅｄｉａ

456
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,296
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