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我不能讓你們這麼做

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我不能讓你們破我的紀錄

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辛普森家庭

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２７…２８…　　　　２７…２８…

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好，荷馬，只剩最後一顆醃雞蛋了

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只要吃完它，你就能贏５０美元

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好，如果我贏了，我們就去吃歐姆蛋

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好耶！我贏了

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這場超爛的比賽

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糟了

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他快爆了

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老莫，你不會再把那些蛋拿來賣吧？

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不，我…它們有其它的用途

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（食用蛋）

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我本來快贏５０美元了

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但我把每一顆蛋都吐出來了

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哇！嘿，朋友

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那可是

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市長最喜歡的一根電線桿

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但如果你把車給我

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我就會付你５００美元

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然後我們就能假裝什麼都沒發生過

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這有點尷尬

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你不用謝我

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好噁！

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瑪姬

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當你用「瑪姬」開頭

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我就知道狀況很糟糕

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瑪姬…

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我把我們的車子賣掉了

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那你要開誰的車？　　　　你的

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喔，看來我只好搭公車了

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沒錯，跟搖滾巨星和羅莎帕克斯一樣

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猜猜看我們的車變成什麼模樣？

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快來看看這個

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四隻腳的天使

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有誰會為你們發聲？

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在風雨中成長

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沒有骨頭可以咬

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或許

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有人會愛你

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你為什麼要給我看這個？

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- 我不懂
- 而我哭了

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轉錯台了

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（春田市撞車大賽）

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撞車大賽的傳奇

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傳奇…

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即將來到春田市…

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所以快閉上你的嘴

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趕快來…

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這裡…

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門票收入

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將捐贈給口吃…協會

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等等，快出現了

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所有撞車大賽的傳奇人物都會出席

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文斯「爛牙」麥吉

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詹姆士「神經病」波特

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「冰毒」麥克法蘭

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神秘胡鬧者

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還有爛醉的比利喬

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抱歉，但那些人大多數

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對我一點意義也沒有

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來了！

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還有在做完頭顱移植手術後

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即將重返榮耀的

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金「不戴安全帽」杜普里

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看到沒？我的車

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要參加撞車大賽！

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而且我還拿到了星期六晚上的貴賓票

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像一把扇子一樣　　　　等等

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在這種時刻，麗莎就會說出掃興的話

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不，這次我沒意見

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人們能發洩情緒

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同時還能毀掉排放廢氣的車輛

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看吧？真掃興

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然後我發現

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我的米布丁上

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沒有肉桂粉了

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所以我說：「肉桂粉呢？」

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他們說：「從來不加肉桂粉，艾伯」

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好啦，爸，我們會幫你買肉桂粉！

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我受不了肉桂粉的味道！

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然後我開始問在視聽室的其他人

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問他們記不記得以前有肉桂粉

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他們的回答一定會讓你大吃一驚

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大家的答覆都…

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你什麼時候裝了這個？

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真是物超所值

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它到底值多少錢？

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荷馬辛普森，你不能就這樣…

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（春田市撞車大賽比賽會場）

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（代客泊車）

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好了，孩子們

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你們很喜歡《汽車總動員》對吧？

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對

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今天你們最喜歡的角色

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都會在這裡自殺

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什麼？

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（把落敗車輛廢鐵帶回家）

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（車手保險，死亡理賠兩倍！）

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各位先生、女士們

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請將手機關靜音

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以及收起卡車的蛋蛋

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現在，讓我們歡迎

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依照最新古生物學恐龍理論所打造的

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全新卡車恐龍二號

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我愛你，史蒂芬史匹柏

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現在讓我們緬懷

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上星期失去的夥伴們

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（福斯惡棍）

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（猛擊者）

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（傷痛製造者）

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（卡車恐龍二號）

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（爆炸的拿破崙）

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（鮑比鮑伯胡普，廢車場老闆）

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現在

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開始摧毀一切吧！

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如果我被腦砸中，我可以留下它嗎？

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記得去要簽名喔

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我們的車在那裡！

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哇，少了爸爸的重量

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那輛車變得好靈活

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（不戴安全帽）

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老天，終於來到這一刻

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只剩另外一輛車了

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現在只剩下荷馬的「硬漢」

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以及毆巴馬的

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「可負擔健保車」

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不管怎麼做都甩不掉它

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（奧巴馬健保，可負擔健保車）

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我這一生將在此刻

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達到巔峰

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喔！我的胸好痛！

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因為你感到很驕傲

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我的手麻了！

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因驕傲而麻木

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兒子，我需要去醫院

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什麼？

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當然，爸爸

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我居然沒看到

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你看不出來你讓他很痛苦嗎？

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快滾！

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很抱歉，但情況不太樂觀

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荷馬，你父親想見你

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最後一面

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希望你們有把那顆氣球的發票留下來

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我每次都會留發票

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（早日康復）

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荷馬

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我必須要告訴你一件事

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我讓你們倆在這間

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還算隱密的房間單獨談一談

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護士怎麼還沒把我的…

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兒子，我曾在多年前

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做過一件糟糕的事

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我要在還來得及的時候…

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乞求你的原諒

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我答應你，爸

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你說過這一段了

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記住，你不能告訴任何人

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因為實在太糟糕了！

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好，我發誓，你快說重點

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你居然這樣做！

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好

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我原諒你

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這個房間裡唯一乾淨無暇的

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就是你的良心

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我們試盡了所有的辦法

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最後一個居然有用

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你是怎麼做到的？

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當身體承受太多的痛苦

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腦中會釋放一種賀爾蒙，讓病人解脫

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但有種最新的藥品能防止這個現象

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讓他繼續活命

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真是美好的一天！

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我會活下來

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而且我兒子決定

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原諒我做過最糟的事

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對，我原諒你了

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先生，你剛剛弄壞了

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一盒醫院的棉花球

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你要賠七萬五千美元　　　　看！

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現在我要看我最喜歡的新美劇

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目前播到第１７季了

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（《重返犯罪現場》）

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看來傑克遜島上的

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海軍基地又發生兇殺案了

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這就是美國偉大的地方

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我們總能準確地調查海軍內部的案件

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荷馬，看看誰來了？

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我看到了

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荷馬，你是報紙上的井字遊戲嗎？

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因為你看起來很圈圈叉叉

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我爸對我做過不可原諒的事

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不可能比上帝對祂兒子做的事還糟

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但他們還能一起出書呢

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再見

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他利用掛急診跟假死

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騙了我

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我像個傻瓜一樣被他騙了

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他到底做了什麼？

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我發誓不會告訴別人

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但我對他徹底改觀了

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是，但你原諒我了

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所以表示你一定要愛我

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瑪嬌莉，我很抱歉

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但我無法跟這位男人共處一室

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我要去老莫小酒館

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那我也要去！

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那我就要留在這裡

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一把手槍跟水手帽

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一定是海軍犯罪案件

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我要去老莫小酒館

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我最討厭看到一對父子檔

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坐在吧台的兩端

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因為這樣我就要多走好幾步路

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拜託，你們就和好吧

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嘿，人生苦短

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你可能下一秒就會被酒駕的人撞死

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死於肝硬化、在酒吧打架被人刺死

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我的客人常遭遇到淒慘的怪事

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好，我各給你們５０美分

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去用自動點唱機跟玩愛情心理測驗吧

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（達夫啤酒喝多少都不夠）

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（愛情心理測驗，跟死了沒兩樣）

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你們聽見雷查爾斯說的了

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其實我付不起雷查爾斯的版權

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那是一個名叫查爾斯雷的白人唱的

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他完全沒瞎

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爸、爺爺

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我們要去一個

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能讓你們重修舊好的地方

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去年潔妮的生日派對就在那裡舉辦

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你覺得我們能在小朋友辦生日的地方

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解決我們的問題？

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比心理諮商便宜，而且還有蛋糕吃

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如果蛋糕能解決問題

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荷馬早就得諾貝爾和平獎了

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那個獎很爛

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連季辛吉都贏過

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（密室逃脫，中古世紀監獄！）

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（這股熱潮將在２７天後退流行）

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歡迎光臨密室逃脫

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這間快倒閉的商場的

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最後一線生機

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你們想被活埋嗎？

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我親身體驗過了

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那中古世紀的地牢呢？

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再可怕的酷刑也不會比聽他說話更糟

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謝謝你

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好，你們被困在一個地牢裡

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你們要一起解開十道謎題

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才能順利逃出

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好，隨便啦

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太好了

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他們就呆坐在那裡

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如果他們知道有氣球，就會認真了

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他們有動作了

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兒子，如果你把這把劍

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插進那個魔法陣中

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我覺得或許就能

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打開一個神秘的書櫃

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對，非常合理，我來試試看…

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（說些難懂術語，你們和解了）

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荷馬？你不下車跟你爸爸道別？

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他可能怕我們看到他下車後

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車子會減輕多少

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不，我才不怕

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只有這樣做才能讓你們了解我的感受

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我要跟你們說爺爺告訴我的事

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但那是我們之間的秘密

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在這個家中，要遵守承諾

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從現在開始

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我要告狀了！

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喔，老天，我最恨衝突了

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（春田老人城堡）

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靈魂出竅就好了啊　　　　好吧

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嘿！

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在我小的時候

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我爸愛做第二次世界大戰的飛機模型

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小心點，兒子，你會把機翼弄壞

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你把膠水擠到鼻孔裡了

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不要吃轉印貼紙，你吃了幾張？

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不要來煩我

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我整週都辛苦的在模型飛機工廠工作

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這是我唯一的嗜好

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拜託你把這個小惡魔帶走，好嗎？

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他把我交給她

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這是他做過最棒的一件事

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這是麵團　　　　麵團

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對，麵團

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現在，我需要一位強壯的助手

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幫我把麵團桿平

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食譜

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存在我腦海中的烤箱裡

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（麵粉）

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用三乘五吋的小卡

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寫上食譜

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我媽媽的派

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烤蘋果奶酥

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水蜜桃派、檸檬派

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還有蛋白糖霜

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我媽媽為我

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親手做的派

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而我爸爸只會

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訓斥我

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每一種派

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怎麼都能

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如此美味？

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是因為她的大黃

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是極品嗎？

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如果我們還有機會

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能一起烤派

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告訴我，我們能嗎？

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我們可以嗎？

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我愛你

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（酸球糖）

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她很愛我

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她寫下每一種派的食譜

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並在背面寫上給我的一段話

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我們不知道未來會如何

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所以在你生日當天

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或在你需要的任何時候

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你都要記得你的媽媽很愛你

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所以你也要愛自己

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你剛剛教會我，食物等於愛

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我喜歡我自己

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那個午餐盒

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是我最珍貴的東西

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她離開後

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我就只剩下那些食譜了

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故事結束了，真是個甜蜜的故事

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有些事應該要等到一個人死掉

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不能被踹後，才說出來

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她離家出走後，我爸爸很生氣

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他做了一件很糟糕的事

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他把我的食譜丟下懸崖

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還有所有會令他想起她的東西

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他對我說謊

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他說她帶著那些食譜

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離開了

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你確定嗎，爸爸？

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是，直到我死前都不要再問我了

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等等，你們臉上怎麼會是這種表情？

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如果這個男人還保有那些紙條

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他的人生就會不同

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他就會有自信

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擁有媽媽的陪伴！

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我還會有頭髮！

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荷馬，這不太合理

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我或許還會比較講理一點

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爺爺太過分了　　　　壞心的老頭

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他連拖鞋的底都磨破了

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我從沒想過我會說出這個字

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但我要說了，他真是個「老糊塗」

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荷馬，你為什麼在微笑？

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我們終於全家人

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一起憎恨某樣東西了

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不如我們一起

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去老人院罵爺爺吧？

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喔，這是個很棒的主意

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現在好好享受這首關於恨意的好歌吧

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如果我可以把恨意

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裝在瓶子裡

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我第一件

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要做的事

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就是每天都恨

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直到

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永遠

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然後最後說一句

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「你去死」

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但時間似乎

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永遠都不夠用

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當你開始恨以後

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時間永遠都不夠用

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臭爺爺　　　　他真無情

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他每次都叫我「夥伴」或「好傢伙」

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別忘了他重聽

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臭爺爺！

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真無情！

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你做的事太糟糕了，爺爺！

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我想要先罵他

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我想要先罵他

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嘿，有人想過用冷戰對付他嗎？

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冷戰沒有用

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沒有用

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完全沒用

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好吧，有用

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非常有用

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請你跟我說話

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過多久時間了？三個月？

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我不記得過去的日子是怎麼過的了

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（艾伯辛普森）

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爺爺呢？

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他沒吃午餐

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也沒吃午餐藥

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（早餐，午餐，晚餐）

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「我最愛的家人…」

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喔，少來了

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「我學到了重要的一課

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千萬不要向人坦誠以對

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這讓我想起一位叫大胸菈扎爾的女孩

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她在珍珠港之前

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在夏威夷經營地下酒吧

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00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,784
珍珠港是酒吧

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原本的老闆娘…」

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他在轉移話題

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轉移話題

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還有講瘋話…終於講到重點了

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「重點是

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承認錯誤並不會讓你好受一些

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因為你不能收回你曾做出的事

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所以我要想盡辦法

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彌補我曾做出的事」

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（春田市森林）

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喔，不，他要前往那個懸崖

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找尋那些食譜

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我要去找他，去救他

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然後跟他說我希望他快點死掉

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00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,110
不要管我，我要找到它們

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不要這樣做，爸！我幾乎原諒你了！

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等等，你的繩子綁在哪裡？

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老天

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別出事…　　　　別出事…

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別擔心，兒子

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這樣繩子就會夠長了

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00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,568
爸，不要！我愛你

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媽媽離開了，但你一直都在

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雖然你脾氣差、愛喝酒且有時不在

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但你一直都在

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你愛我

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我只是想聽到這句話

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還好我當年

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把你媽媽的床也丟掉了

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我還聞得到

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她的香水味

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而我拿回食譜了

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00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,059
喔，它們不見了

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00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,227
就跟媽媽一樣

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我很抱歉，兒子　　　　沒關係，爸

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00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,189
不是每個故事的結局

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都像綁好蝴蝶結的禮物一樣

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（木馬桶餐館，每小時都會擦桌子）

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00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,489
這個派真好吃

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就好像在吃

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00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,951
很棒的爵士樂一樣

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你每次都要提到爵士樂

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吃起來跟我媽媽做的派一模一樣

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（甜甜圈）

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一模一樣！

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不好意思，你怎麼拿得到這食譜？

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00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,672
老實說是個奇蹟

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３３年前

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這間餐館的生意不太好

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或許是因為我們位在懸崖下

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我走到外面思考我的未來…

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00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,600
忽然間，好像上帝賜予我禮物一樣

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食譜從天而降

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我從沒看過這種

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把水果結合得如此完美的食譜

461
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,198
背面還寫滿了美麗的詞句

462
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,746
那是寫給我的話

463
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,165
這樣啊，那你就該擁有它們

464
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,211
還綁好了蝴蝶結

465
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,300
（記得我愛你，你爸是個大混蛋）

466
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:19,801
上面寫了什麼？

467
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,387
上面寫著…

468
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,514
「你爸

469
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,350
是個不差的人」

470
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,310
謝謝你告訴我

471
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,062
謝謝你相信我

472
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,276
辛普森先生，以你的預算

473
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,819
你恐怕只能買

474
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,613
這一輛車

475
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,574
你認得這輛車？　　　　當然！

476
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,159
（二手車，９９美元）

477
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,787
喔，我就知道你在這裡

478
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,623
奇怪，牠在氣什麼？