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（甜食的極樂世界）

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我好怕喔，媽

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要是他們把我拿走呢？

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別擔心，糖霸子

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你一定會是最後被挑走的

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連過期的葡萄乾都比你夯，噁心霸子

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我是說糖霸子

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大家都不挑蘋果

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他們一定是怕我身體裡面藏了刀片

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對，鐵定是因為那個原因

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或許你會被挑去作焦糖蘋果

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啊不就好開心？

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搞什麼？我要去哪？

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你要上天堂了，爸

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天堂的大門跟牙齒好像喔

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改變總是很困難

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我猜是因為…

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有菸味！

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（隔天）

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喔，謝天謝地

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我們熬過昨晚了

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你們現在將被束之高閣

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他們將會永遠遺忘你們

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為什麼我不能就死了算了？

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我懂，我的朋友

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是巧克力

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荷馬，不行

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別傻了，親愛的

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巧克力又沒有感覺

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不，老天，不要啊

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爸！

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我不忍心聽下去了

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好，我來處理

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謝謝

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（辛普森復活節特別節目）

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（恐怖樹屋，第２８集）

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（陰間大法屍）

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（北伊拉克的超古老寺廟遺址）

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（麥特格朗寧）

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（怕祖祖）

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（亞馬遜
來自荷馬辛普森的祝福）

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（亞馬遜）

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貨到了！媚姬的第一個怕祖祖

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你爸爸訂這個是因為…

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你為什麼要訂這個？

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我以為那是新的披薩口味

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我明天拿去退貨好了

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我們今晚有雞尾酒派對

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我們提早到了

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我把臉留在你家擦手巾上了

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別擔心，媚姬

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媽咪跟爹地在樓下閒聊的時候

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你可以跟怕祖祖一起待在黑暗中

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當怕祖祖的眼睛

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怒目瞪視時

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就表示睡覺時間到了

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你會看見鬼影幢幢

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但那都只是你的幻想

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當怕祖祖的眼睛盯著你時

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月光會變得血紅

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（我先閃囉，掰噗）

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直到我們通通

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死翹翹為止

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祝你有個好夢，媚姬

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小心邪靈喔

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都沒人要喝我的巧達濃湯

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或許我該把湯帶回家

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媚姬，親愛的，你應該在睡覺啊

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誰也不准活著離開

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喔，那是她說的第一句話

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有人有用手機錄到嗎？

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喔，她雙眼發紅了

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她是來自地獄的惡魔

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還有，怎麼會提供雜牌可樂？

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有沒有搞錯啊？

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好失敗的雞尾酒派對

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謝謝

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（電腦已鎖定）

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起碼我們還有烈酒

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啊！我的巧達濃湯！

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有人開始愛搗亂囉

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有人跟護士有一腿喔

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－說「啊」
－啊…有劈腿人渣…

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８１度？我…

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恐怕這隻小惡魔需要除魔了

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很抱歉，但是醫學院沒教我怎麼驅魔

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聖經緞帶應該束縛得了她

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喔，太好了，警察來了

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驅魔大師什麼時候才會來？

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瑪姬，我們會沒事的

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媚姬剛學會怎麼轉圈圈

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好，她停下來看到的那個人
就要幫她換尿布

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尿布裡好像包著熱騰騰的岩漿喔

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喔，你只是不想換尿布而已

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讓我處理吧

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喔，抱歉

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首先，我們來看看這惡魔

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究竟有多強大

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這隻小雞…

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好，現在只有一種解決方式了

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－替她鬆綁
－你確定？

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你們怎麼可能不信任天主教神父？

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我們跟小孩子最好了啊

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以耶穌基督之名，惡靈退散！

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你就只會這招？

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我會念三次啊

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他好厲害喔

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惡靈退散！

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我是怕祖祖，西南風之魔

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等等，所以你沒有南風那麼厲害

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也輸給西風？

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你遜斃了

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我以前可是個大人物

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不信去查啊！

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惡靈退散！

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不信去查啊！

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你的寶寶得救了

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太棒了

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她不會變成那種宗教狂怪咖吧？

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－不會
－那真的太棒了

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現在請安靜

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怕祖祖還在陽間

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但是在哪？

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－霸子？
－放我出去！放我出去！

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這孩子的靈魂是我所見過最黑暗的

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這比幫過氣演員工作還辛苦

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怕祖祖，讓我長惡魔角

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這哪是角？它們好小喔

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不！

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起碼這能讓我不用當陪審員

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看！

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（麗莎的第十四道門）

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麗莎、麗莎，想要更好的人生

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麗莎、麗莎，甘願挨刀

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荷馬、荷馬，有個鈕釦妻

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（資源回收）

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有人今天想去公園撿垃圾嗎？

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你呢，媚姬？

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她還有點受怕祖祖影響

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起碼她沒有吐啦

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棒極了

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哪裡都吐，就是不吐在水槽裡

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有時候我都認為自己生錯家庭了

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嘿，貓咪先生

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你在玩什麼？

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有道暗門？

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我們沒有煙霧警報器，但卻有這個？

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煙霧本身就是警訊了啊

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不，雪球，快回來

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這太危險了

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有時候小門能通往大契機

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－你會說話？
－沒錯

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數百年以來，貓一直都是智慧的象徵

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我們是通往靈界的…

155
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喔，閃亮亮！

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在這裡，它去哪了？

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在這裡，它去哪兒了？

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在這裡，它去哪兒了？

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夠了，我們去見見你的另一組家人吧

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另一組家人？

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會說話的貓這麼快就不有趣了

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就萬聖節特別節目的橋段之一而言

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這真是太高級了

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每個女孩的夢想，一個完美的家庭

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早安，貪睡蟲

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你早餐想吃豆腐還是甘藍菜？

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喔，這真棒

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但是為什麼你的眼睛是鈕扣？

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又不是每個人的眼睛都是鈕扣，傻瓜

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有人是嘴巴是鈕扣

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你們好嗎？

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麗莎，你想不想跟我們一起演奏？

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你們喜歡爵士樂？

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你們都很棒，但都略遜我一籌

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我真希望我能永遠住下來

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你可以啊

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好，讓我猜猜看

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但你們要在我的眼睛上縫鈕釦？

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別擔心，小甜心

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我們縫你的眼睛的時候

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會拿顆鈕扣讓你咬著

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別亂動

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喔，親愛的，你來得正好

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我剛剛用你的薩克斯風殺了條蛇

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你能把屍體吹出來嗎？

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來，讓我幫你把吹嘴上的血擦掉

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拜託幫我縫鈕釦

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（幾天後）

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好像有什麼東西不見了

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我們在霸子跟小寶寶中間
不是還有一個小孩嗎？

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愛賣弄聰明、還會吹長笛

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麗莎已經失蹤好幾天了

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警方一點忙都幫不上

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才怪，我幫你組好了嬰兒高腳椅

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可惡

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我們現在只剩兩個孩子了
為了公平起見

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媚姬接收麗莎的房間跟衣服

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然後霸子接收麗莎的作業

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我來也

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霸子，你怎麼找到我的？

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我有個線人

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我知道，牠會說話

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牠會？我只是跟著牠而已

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天啊，這下子我也得跟他講話了

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我不認為他會回來了

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你怎麼能這麼淡定？

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那兩個孩子都是我的親生骨肉啊

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我知道有你當媽媽不是很理想
但也別這麼嚴苛對待自己

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我要進去了

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你這次真的辦到了

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你把自己的家人都氣走了

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等等，你在這裡也能說話？

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對，我平常只是不想說

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因為狗會自卑

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好吧

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太緊了

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我為什麼要吃兩頓午餐？

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拜託誰來踹我一腳

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謝謝

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這個世界到底好在哪裡？

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這個世界的荷馬不會放屁

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那是因為他身上還有第三顆鈕扣

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你想要兩顆眼睛嗎？

224
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,704
我們可以在你看電視的時候聊天

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荷馬最喜歡聽到這個了
讓他再更偷懶的藉口

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你這個小…

227
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:53,087
我就偷懶給你看，你這個怪…

228
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,840
那是我的霸子！

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老天，眼睛是鈕扣還真看不到路

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看！

231
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你殺了我老公

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蜘蛛老婆、死掉的兒子
還有兩個鈕扣眼女兒？

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我想這段婚姻終於走到盡頭了

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00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,319
沒錯，我想要的一切都實現了

235
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,364
還多了一個我
能幫我去參加親子座談會

236
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,534
霸子畫了這張全家福

237
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現在有社工要來家庭訪問

238
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,788
還有除蟲人員要來我們家

239
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,248
我已經準備好了

240
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:33,043
我學的寶貴教訓是不管事情有多糟

241
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都有可能變得更糟

242
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,048
你好意思說啊

243
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,601
萬聖節特別節目的第三單元

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會讓各位坐立難安

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您將觀賞的內容極其噁心

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您之後會看《權力遊戲》來壓驚

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別說我沒警告您

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（荷馬）

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00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,542
老天，我真羨慕你們

250
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,796
要跟佩蒂還有索瑪
去俄亥俄州兩個禮拜

251
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,714
而我卻要上班

252
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我這樣會好孤單、好孤單

253
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你要是希望我們留下來的話…

254
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,888
我們已經道別了，車子也聽見了

255
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,394
他們走了，一刻都不能浪費

256
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,526
又只剩下我了

257
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,655
對，我要一個人吃垃圾食物

258
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:46,575
偶爾在浴室吃東西比較好吃

259
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,287
我好愛一個人在家

260
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,290
一個人在家好多天

261
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:57,086
我吃了兩打的洋芋片

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00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:00,548
我要用美乃滋刷牙

263
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:04,134
現在我連流汗
聞起來都像是甜甜圈糖霜

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00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,645
家裡沒有糧食了！

265
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,190
有根被遺忘的熱狗

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喔，你在發抖

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我來幫幫你

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祝豬肉生日快樂

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我等不及享用你

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現在，從中間切開

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我才不會分你吃

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我只是要示範給你看要怎麼切熱狗

273
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,129
還是冰的

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我的手指！

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我的熱狗！

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我的手指，我可憐的…

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等一下
我不能吃自己的手指，那太可怕了

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再說，這還沒熟

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但有時男子漢就是要
做出一些難以啟齒的事情

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像是吃半生不熟的東西

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（瑪姬：你還好嗎？）

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（荷馬：好，在吃牛排醬）

283
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,721
這其實再合理不過了

284
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,475
我比最上等的豬吃得還要多
而且我從來不運動

285
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:39,730
但我絕對不會再吃自己了，絕不！

286
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,442
但我手上有另一隻手指

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00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,653
我最喜歡對稱了

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00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,116
嘿，孤單老人荷馬

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00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,078
你老婆不在，你想不想吃點好料的？

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00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,999
別擔心，我會回來的

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喔，好噁

292
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,635
這好噁心

293
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,429
荷馬辛普森，你不喜歡牛排了？

294
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:15,641
其實呢，我現在是自食主義者

295
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,352
你有我的丸子義大利麵嗎？
我是說牛肉丸

296
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,312
自食？我的丸子？

297
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你是不是偷嚐禁果了？

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果？好噁

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00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:29,738
抱歉，佛朗德斯

300
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,409
但光是我小指頭的肉

301
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,744
都比你這整桌的菜還好吃

302
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,121
說到這個…

303
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,945
我真的費盡苦心

304
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,655
只為了不離開家裡

305
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,782
荷馬，我們回來了！

306
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,202
你為什麼要戴手套？

307
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,122
因為我在看《第凡內早餐》

308
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,374
我想說這樣比較優雅

309
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,543
優雅？就憑你的啤酒肚？

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00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,462
我可不這麼認為

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其實呢，荷馬，你看起來瘦了很多呢

312
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,634
我最近特別關心自己的身體

313
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,720
我們兩個對那句話的解讀不同

314
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,013
你的腳怎麼了？

315
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,140
沒怎樣，我的腿棒極了

316
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,943
荷馬，你不應該半夜偷吃宵夜

317
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,278
這對你的健康不…

318
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,744
這毫無疑問的是

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00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:02,164
我們整段婚姻中最糟的時刻

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00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,250
瑪姬，我承認，這很難接受

321
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,752
但是我自己會拿捏分寸

322
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,379
怎麼拿捏？等你只剩一張嘴嗎？

323
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,965
你看看她，醫生，她總是這麼負面

324
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,425
她讓我覺得我好殘缺

325
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,011
你是很殘缺啊！

326
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,598
還好而已啦

327
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,476
荷馬，你有想過太太的感受嗎？

328
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,312
或許她認為你這種新的飲食方式

329
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,940
等於是在批評她的廚藝
瑪姬你說呢？

330
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,817
我不否認那是原因之一

331
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,443
看吧，有進展了

332
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,653
現在，恕我失陪

333
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,030
我要去靠著談論你的事情賺大錢了

334
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,033
荷馬，我恐怕我們到此為止了

335
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:41,745
你這種自我毀滅的行為太超過了

336
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,041
再見了，我的愛人

337
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,712
或許我就是因為這樣才會一直吃自己

338
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,257
因為我討厭自己

339
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,592
聽起來有人想通囉

340
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,512
嗨，我是知名料理能手馬力歐

341
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,973
－你是說主廚嗎？
－我不喜歡那個頭銜

342
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,017
我只知道我不該接受諮商
你又怎麼會在這兒？

343
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:09,481
我很憂鬱，荷馬，我需要跟你聊聊

344
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,776
我們能邊走邊聊嗎？

345
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:13,819
當然

346
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,032
（分居小套房）

347
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,661
（給家人）

348
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,998
我最親愛的家人，我好愛你們

349
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,042
我想我找到方式向你們贖罪了

350
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,669
請你們回家吧

351
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,213
回家吃好料的

352
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,425
（分居小套房）

353
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,014
（荷馬廚師）

354
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,017
他要我說出他的遺言
“我做人失敗”

355
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,187
-“但我身為食材是成功的”
-我要吃腦子！

356
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,233
他已經不在人世了

357
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:57,988
那麼我要以他有所成功為傲

358
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,032
不只如此

359
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,951
荷馬最有名的就是免費續餐

360
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,079
（荷馬王）

361
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,249
（辛普森肯德基炸雞
荷馬炸肉排）

362
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,671
荷馬身上怎麼會有這麼多肉？

363
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,883
他們還加了一些巴尼和
動漫肥宅還有馬肉

364
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:18,926
馬肉？

365
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:24,556
你懂大家吃你的肉身感覺嗎？