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<i>CHOIR:</i>
<i>♪ The Simpsons ♪</i>

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(exclaiming)

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(school bell ringing)

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(Barney belches)

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(whistle blows)

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(yells)

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(beeping)

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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(tires screeching)

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D'oh!

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(tires screeching)

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(grunts)

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(game buzzes)

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D'oh!

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(Bart laughs)

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-(game buzzing)
-(Homer screaming)

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{\an8}(both giggling)

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{\an8}-MARGE: Whoa!
-HOMER: What the...?

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{\an8}(Homer laughs)

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{\an8}Mmm, mail.

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{\an8}Oh, "urgent notice." Hmm.

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{\an8}If it's not final, who cares?

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{\an8}(toy squeaks, siren whoops)

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{\an8}<i>DOLL: Donkey!</i>

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{\an8}HOMER:
(muffled) There you go.

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{\an8}(both moaning)

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{\an8}(frustrated grunt)

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{\an8}(glass shatters)

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{\an8}-(phone rings)
-(both giggling)

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{\an8}Ugh, if it's important,
they'll call back.

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{\an8}(phone continues ringing)

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{\an8}LISA:
Mom! Dad!

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{\an8}The retirement home
lost its license

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{\an8}and Grampa
has nowhere to live!

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{\an8}BOTH:
D'oh!

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{\an8}Oh! That man can't remember
anything except our number!

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{\an8}(sighs)
Get in the car, Dad.

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{\an8}Look who's here, the big dummy!

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{\an8}You do know I'm a doctor now.

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{\an8}Yeah! M.D.!
Major Dummy!

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{\an8}Grampa, what happened?

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{\an8}This place is unlivable.

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{\an8}My contract clearly promised
"barely livable."

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{\an8}Yeah, well, we're closing down
Codger Stadium here

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{\an8}until they fix up
their violations.

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{\an8}And there are a lot of 'em.

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{\an8}Mannequin nurses.

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{\an8}Like I said,
lot of violations.

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{\an8}Oh! I guess Grampa's
coming home with us.

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{\an8}Unless...

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{\an8}what about
that nice dog boarding place?

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{\an8}The really good one,

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{\an8}where they each have
their own dog partner.

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{\an8}-No kennels!
-You're right.

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{\an8}Bad idea, bad idea.

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{\an8}Should we just, you know,
drive by

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{\an8}and take a look at the place...?

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{\an8}(groans)

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{\an8}Bad idea. Bad.

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{\an8}When are your relatives
going to be here?

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{\an8}Can I be honest with you?
They're not.

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{\an8}We're all alone in this world.

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All I have left is a phone message
from my late wife.

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<i>Pick up the phone, big shot!</i>
<i>I know you're there!</i>

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You're both coming home with us.

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You mean it?

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Mm-hmm.

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Ah, just let me say good-bye
to my girlfriend.

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Don't get fat.

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Honey,
Grampa is the closest thing I have

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to a father, and I love him,
but <i>three </i>octogenoceroses?

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Homie, Homie,
we'll be old someday.

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(laughs)
Speak for yourself.

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Glug-glug-glug.
Chomp-chomp-chomp.

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(gasps) Beep...

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(laughs)

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My lifestyle
is my retirement plan.

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Oh!

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And don't forget my ripple.

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You're not taking your ripple.

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Without ripple,
I never would have had you.

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Ripple's your real daddy.

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(chuckles)

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This is gonna be a swell
flophouse, sister.

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So, where should we
park our pills?

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What pills?

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-Aah!
-(laughs)

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Don't worry, Marge.
It's childproof.

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Oh, oh...

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Homer, how are we
doing with those cots?

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(grunts)
Uh... come on, boy.

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Your job is to guide me.

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Well, I really think you
should watch your temper.

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I mean down the stairs,
you stupid kid!

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Stupid kid?
Do you really think

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that's the way
we should communicate?

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You just want to see your old man
trip and fall.

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Well, sorry to disappoint you, lad, but...

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What the...?
D'oh! D'oh! Ooh!

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Not what I was hoping for,
but it'll do.

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(cackles)

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Okay, boys, shower up.

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And I better hear
some towels snapping.

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Muntz, what is wrong with you?

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Now, you get undressed
in front of everyone

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that's staring at you.

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(all gasp)

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(gasps)
Is that women's underwear?

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My mom can't afford
to buy me clothes,

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so I wear her hand-me-downs.

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(sobs)

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(children laughing)

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Muntz, there's a kind of poverty
that toughens you up,

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but this... is sad.

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(children laughing)

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Hey, leave him alone.

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I, too, know the pain
of hand-me-down underwear.

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My dad buys
the underpants gorillas wear

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during monkey shows.

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So if you're gonna laugh at Nelson,
laugh at me, too.

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Simpson,
I won't forget this.

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From now on, you and I
are as tight as whiteys.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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(all passing gas)

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(gasping and groaning)

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(electrical buzz)

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(groans)

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(electrical buzz)

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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(gasps)

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(electrical buzz)

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<i>♪ ...show! ♪</i>

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(theme from <i>Downton Abbey</i> plays)

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(laughs)

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-(yells)
-(screams)

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(groaning)

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(whimpers)

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(screams)

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(bell rings)

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(laughing)

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I've had it up to here with
those freeloading wrinkle bags.

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They pee all night,
they cry all day,

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and every time they use
the computer, the font is huge.

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Aah!

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Dad, did it ever occur to you
that we're learning

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how to take care of you
when you're older

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by watching the way
you treat Grampa?

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Have you seen how he treats
my grampa?

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Never visits him.

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Never even acknowledges
his existence.

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Your grampa's alive?

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay...

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Well, can you please
be nicer to our grampa?

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For me? I love Grampa.

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You may not realize it,
but he's a treasure.

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GRAMPA: Keep it down in there,
you jabbermouths!

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I'm trying to watch C-SPAN2.

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-Please?
-Okay. (laughs)

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You know, I love him, too.

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In a manly way.

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That never shows itself.

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Now, we're going to need

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three hearing aid batteries,

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all different and hard to get.

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And this has to be in the fridge,
next to the butter.

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And the butter has to be open.

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Oh, I'll see what I can do.

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I can handle them
from now on, Marge.

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Gentlemen,
I've been thinking.

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My glorious youth and beauty
won't last forever.

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Someday, when the leaves
have turned

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and the moon has broken apart
into chunks of floating cheese,

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I will be old.

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What's your point, pound cake?

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I'm hoping we can
find a way to coexist.

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What did he say?

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He wants to see if ghosts exist.

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Ooh, they do.

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My Uncle Bill is here right now.

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Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry

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I wasn't a very good
ladder holder.

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<i>That's all right.</i>
<i>Enough about that.</i>

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<i>Did the clock ever get wound?</i>

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{\an8}This can only be good.

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This family's had a lot of hoods
put over their heads.

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Uh, Chief,
something about that looks fishy.

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Aw, Lou, you got a suspicious mind,
you know?

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You remind me of that Elvis song.

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Uh, uh, "Clambake."

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You know,
'cause you open your yap

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when things get hot.
"Clambake."

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JIMBO:
All right, take off his hood.

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-Where am I?
-Our secret place.

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The empty swimming pool
from the country club

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that closed down rather
than let women in.

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{\an8}(coyote howls)

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Now, enter the stolen
bicycle graveyard.

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We've decided to make you
an honorary bully.

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Bestow upon him

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the necklace
of unknown retainers.

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Um... thanks,

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but I'm not sure
I want to be a bully.

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It's too late.

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You've seen our faces.

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(long grunt)

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Wow, never had breakfast
at 6:00 in the morning before.

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I love yakking at the manager

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while he's trying to unlock the door.

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Now we'll talk about
dead people you never met

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while we get a little exercise.

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(Homer sighs)

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When does the exercise start?

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-This is it.
-Yeah, we're mall-walking.

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Oh, my God.

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This counts as exercise?

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I'm barely moving,
and I'm smelling Cinnabon.

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Sometimes you have to wait
till you're 38

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to discover
who you really are.

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I'm a 79-year-old man.

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Son, welcome to the club.

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Now, say something pathetic.

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Uh, okay, um...

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Oh, I can't.

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That's my boy.

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I-25.

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-What letter?
-"I."

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-What number?
-25.

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What game?

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Bingo!

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Damn it!

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Who's the icebox pie, Abe?

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Your younger brother?

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My son-- but he's taken.

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Well, I'm not surprised--

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the way he tears
into corn on the cob.

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Now, Mildred,
he's a married man.

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You can't see the ring
because his finger's too fat.

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Join the party, Abe--
there's plenty of room in my bed...

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once they take
the railings down.

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I said beat it!
For the time being.

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Now, Homer, you stay away
from those red-door hoochies.

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They're just trying to get
a chicken dinner out of you.

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Hmm.

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Well,
thanks for the chicken dinner.

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How did you know
I wanted one?

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(chuckles)
All you gals

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like chicken dinners, Marge.

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Don't call me a gal.

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Makes me feel like
I'm your mother.

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(shivers)
I better turn up the heat.

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It's 82 degrees.

254
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Huh?

255
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,747
Are you wearing sock garters?

256
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,416
Young lady, in my day...

257
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,000
Your day is my day!

258
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,585
We're the same age!

259
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:55,005
(gasps)
You're turning into your father.

260
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,133
(Grampa-like sputtering)

261
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,218
You won't feel so bollixed

262
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,846
once my Social Security checks
start coming!

263
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,515
They're not coming
for another 29 years.

264
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:07,685
(gasps)
Did your ear lobes get longer?

265
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,437
Falsies.

266
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,689
(owl hooting)

267
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,194
(cell phone chimes)

268
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,321
Whoa.
A tweet from Chester!

269
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,781
Who's Chester?

270
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,158
"Who's Chester"?

271
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,618
Just the most legendary
bully of all.

272
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:28,289
They say he once
wedgied a kid in half.

273
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,790
Whoa.

274
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,083
He's calling a bully summit

275
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,585
for next Saturday night.

276
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,711
Hey,
isn't that the same night

277
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,046
the U.S. figure skating finals
are on?

278
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,383
They've been promoting it
like hell!

279
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,720
Excuse us,
we're looking for owls.

280
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:43,888
Screech or hoot?

281
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,055
Either one's fine.

282
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,390
That was an order!

283
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,309
-(hooting)
-Screech! Screech!

284
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,729
Where's the Lord of the Fries?

285
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:55,274
Actually, Homer got up early
to count and sort pills.

286
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:58,194
Then he called the police
when a Frisbee landed on our lawn.

287
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,738
Then he went to the drugstore
for an egg cream,

288
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,406
but he only
brought a nickel.

289
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,868
I didn't mind that he grew bald.

290
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,328
I didn't mind that he got fat.

291
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,205
I didn't mind that he got fatter.

292
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,875
But no one told me
he'd get older than me.

293
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,502
Oh... (sniffles)

294
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,795
Say it, honey--

295
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,339
you're no longer attracted to him.

296
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:25,387
Maybe.

297
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,104
It's on tonight,
and everyone who ever took

298
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,816
anyone's lunch money is there.

299
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,567
<i>♪ ♪</i>

300
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:56,585
<i>♪ ♪</i>

301
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,388
<i>DEEJAY (over speakers):</i>
<i>All you boppers going to the park tonight,</i>

302
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,598
<i>make sure you're not packin'.</i>

303
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,309
<i>We don't want any...</i>
<i>"accidents."</i>

304
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,105
BART:
<i>Ay, caramba.</i>

305
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,109
How'd you babies
get here?

306
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,112
Did your mommy bring you?

307
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,071
Yes.

308
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,406
WOMAN:
Nelson!

309
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,241
I might have to move
the trailer house

310
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,118
while you're gone.
Look for me downhill.

311
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,078
I ain't got much gas.

312
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,746
Smell you later.

313
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,791
Hey, my old weasels!

314
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,085
How's Shelbyville Elementary?

315
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,545
Not bad, not bad.

316
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,256
We've ruined picture day
three years in a row.

317
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,591
(both grunt)

318
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,593
CROWD (chanting):
Chester! Chester!

319
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,929
They say the day
of the bully is over.

320
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,390
Popular music condemns us.

321
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:55,019
Documentary filmmakers
expose our craft.

322
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,688
And cyber-bullying
has taken away

323
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,441
the warmth
of human punching.

324
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:05,446
But I say to you,
the day of the bully has just begun!

325
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,239
Can you dig it?!

326
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,325
Hey, why are you
doing this?

327
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,493
Because I don't want
to sit around

328
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:15,748
like Prince Charles waiting
for the queen to die!

329
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,374
Can...

330
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,752
you... dig... it?!

331
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:20,753
(crowd cheering, shouting)

332
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,087
NELSON:
Ooh, I can totally dig it.

333
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,005
(grunts)

334
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,924
Chester's been shot!

335
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,467
(high-pitched scream)

336
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,885
(panicked yelling)

337
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,803
This kid did it!

338
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,431
His sling is still warm!

339
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,892
Get that boy!

340
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,978
And his friend, the kid
with the ladies underpants!

341
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,147
How does everyone know?

342
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,985
<i>DEEJAY (over speakers):</i>
<i>To all you boppers out there,</i>

343
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,987
<i>be on the lookout</i>
<i>for a sling-daddy</i>

344
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:50,407
<i>who took down</i>
<i>our main man Chester.</i>

345
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,744
This is KBLY,
your source for bully news,

346
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,412
weather and sports.

347
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:59,166
<i>100% supported</i>
<i>by money taken from nerds.</i>

348
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,793
I can't believe
you did that, Bart.

349
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,252
I don't even want to sit

350
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,588
on the same side
of this car with you.

351
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,090
I'm just doing it for balance.

352
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,591
I didn't shoot him!

353
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,427
Oh, yeah? Well, why'd
you bring your slingshot?

354
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,012
I don't know.
I feel naked without it.

355
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,347
DOLPH:
Yeah, I get that.

356
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,349
That's how I feel
about my eyebrow ring.

357
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,061
The only way out
is on the subway,

358
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,813
past everyone else's territory.

359
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,440
We'll just have to wait it out here
until we...

360
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,525
(all yelling)

361
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,195
We're gonna have to jump for it!

362
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:33,242
-(grunts)
-No! I lost my flip-flop!

363
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,618
Just keep moving!

364
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,705
(flip-flop flapping)

365
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,458
Oh. Well, well, well.

366
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,837
Looks like youse and me
may be up here for a while, huh?

367
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,213
(fake yawn)

368
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,757
(sighs)
There.

369
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,012
Yippee!

370
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,681
Aw, damn it! I just had
to get her parkour lessons

371
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,016
for her birthday.

372
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,188
You'll have to get past
the S.A.T. Preppers!

373
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,942
790 assault, 780 battery.

374
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,195
I didn't say to begin.

375
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,199
(roaring gibberish)

376
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:18,328
<i>DEEJAY: Word on the street</i>
<i>is that the S.A.T. Preppers</i>

377
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,705
<i>failed the test.</i>

378
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,666
The Springfield bullies
are still at large.

379
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,377
That's right, yeah, so,
uh, give yourselves up.

380
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,588
Um, if I put on the radio,
can I hear myself?

381
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,964
(click, electronic feedback)

382
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,008
(echoing over speakers)
Wow.

383
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,010
That's crazy.

384
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,803
Whoo, whoo.

385
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,722
Hello, Lou.

386
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:39,141
<i>♪ ♪</i>

387
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,773
I only have a-pennies.

388
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,066
<i>Uno... due...</i>

389
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,358
(groans)

390
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,625
(all gasp)

391
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,294
For Springfield!

392
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,713
(honking repeatedly)

393
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,133
Save yourselves...!

394
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,720
Today we are all Nelson Muntz.

395
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,098
ALL:
(sadly) Haw, haw.

396
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,817
Springfield. We're safe.

397
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,401
I'm gonna kiss the ground.

398
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,569
Loser!

399
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,404
You're gay for the ground.

400
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,907
Well, you're gay for homophobia.

401
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:40,619
Wow. You just made me
gay for tolerance.

402
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,543
(bottles clinking)

403
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,628
(singsongy)
Bul-lies...

404
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,923
come out to play-ay...

405
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,800
Bul-lies...

406
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:58,387
come out to play-ay...

407
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,848
Oh, no!
He's got three bottles!

408
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:05,644
(singsongy)
Clinky, clinky...

409
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:09,481
I know a place that serves
an <i>early</i> early bird breakfast.

410
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,567
Steak and eggs for 50 cents,

411
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,278
<i>and</i> it was 40 years ago.

412
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,238
-Oh, boy.
-Yeah.

413
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,865
Oh, my God!
I know that kid!

414
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,241
We got to help him.

415
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,702
Oh, I'd love to, but,
uh, I'm sure

416
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,746
that it's some sort
of a holiday for me.

417
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,875
Fine! Your generation did its part
when it won World War II

418
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,544
and created <i>The Rockford Files.</i>
I got this one.

419
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:31,795
(groaning)

420
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,798
It's so hard running in sand.

421
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,466
No! No!

422
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,595
I can't be old yet.
I won't let the ravages of time

423
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,472
catch up with me till I'm 52!

424
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,058
-(grunts)
-Ow! Ow!

425
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,894
No! (panting)

426
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,438
Um, I've never
really been in a fight.

427
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,732
(sobbing)

428
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,067
Now, let's go home, son.

429
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,153
("In the City" by Joe Walsh plays)

430
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,413
How did I get here?

431
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,211
(passionate kissing, moaning)

432
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,379
Ooh, what's your hurry?

433
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,673
We got ten minutes between
the kids falling asleep

434
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,883
and the old guys waking up.

435
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,760
(gasps)
Go, go, go!

436
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,637
GRAMPA:
I hear smooching!

437
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,641
("In the City" by Joe Walsh plays)

438
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:39,029
{\an8}<i>♪ Somewhere out</i>
<i>on that horizon ♪</i>

439
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,701
{\an8}<i>♪ Out beyond the neon lights ♪</i>

440
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:50,123
{\an8}<i>♪ I know there must be</i>
<i>something better ♪</i>

441
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:56,880
{\an8}<i>♪ But there's nowhere else</i>
<i>in sight ♪</i>

442
00:20:56,964 --> 00:21:00,300
{\an8}<i>♪ In the city ♪</i>

443
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,845
{\an8}<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

444
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,142
-(crowd murmuring)
-Shh!

445
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,940
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