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The Simpsons.

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My daughter's here for
her first mani-pedi.

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Mom, I'm glad
you brought me here,

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but isn't it more important for a woman
to be smart and powerful than beautiful?

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A woman can be smart, beautiful, and
powerful, like Queen Elizabeth I.

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She had it all. Except
the most important thing.

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Please don't say "a man."

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No! A husband!

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The year was 1588,
400 years

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before Kirk Gibson would
hit his famous home run.

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Queen Elizabeth ruled
over all of England.

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Every eligible bachelor in Europe
wanted her hand in marriage.

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Majesty,
thy suitors await.

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I don't understand
why I need a king.

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So you can
pump out a son

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and then I don't gotta
work for no broad no more.

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My liege-

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Announcing
Prince Ralph of Austria!

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Off with my head!

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Pass.

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King Julio of Spain.

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Hello, Queenie baby.

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Forget it. I've seen you making
goo-goo eyes at my court jester.

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Well, I like a man
who can make me laugh!

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But for you,
I'll make an exception.

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Hands off my harlequin! This is 1588,
and his material is fresh and hip.

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You have made
a big mistake, lady!

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His Excellency
Sir Walter Raleigh.

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Your Majesty, I have returned
from the New World with a gift.

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This healthful and
slimming herb, tobacco.

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If I ever have sex,
this'll be great afterwards.

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I'll show those uppity
English food boilers.

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What is the status
of my armada?

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A hundred and twenty of the finest
killing machines ever built.

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Ooh! Not bad. Not bad at all.
Now take me to the real ones.

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Those are the real ones.
"Watch out, England."

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"No! Have mercy, my lord!"

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"Never."
Guards!

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Take him away and put
things inside of him.

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Nice things?

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No. Not nice things.

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Allow me.

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You have the strength of a plow
horse but the charm of a cart horse.

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Treason!

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How dare you make out
under my crenelations

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while I make out not? Don't
you know that I love you?

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I've always loved you!

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Which one of us
are you talking to?

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I'm not sure. Both! Neither!
What difference does it make?

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Take them to the Tower!

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Whoa. Someone call Beowulf!
Grendel got in again!

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It's you, Your Majesty.

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The Spanish Armada
sails for England.

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Armada?
What's "armada"?

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Nothing.
What's armada with you?

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Seriously, though, we're
in real trouble here.

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Come, Tea Biscuit.

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The time of battle
grows nigh.

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So here's us,
and a whole lot of them.

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It's probably a little too
early to be standing under this.

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Lord Jesus, although our country
turned Protestant for the sole reason

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that our fat, mean king
could dump his faithful wife,

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we know
you're on our side.

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So please destroy
these horrible monsters

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who believe your mother
should be revered.

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Amen.

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Abandon ship!

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Normally, I love to see flaming
dreamboats headed my way,

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but not like this, baby!
Not like this!

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For destroying
the Spanish Armada,

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I dub thee "Sir"
Sir Walter Raleigh.

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And I grant you two
my blessing.

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Your Majesty, it's so kind of you to
give up the one man you truly loved.

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I don't need a man.
For I have England!

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Yeah. You keep
telling yourself that.

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You keep soaking. We're
going to Koo Koo R00.

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Which in our language
means nothing.

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Lisa, you are going
to look so pretty.

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Thank you.

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But I know a story of a dangerous
obsession with female beauty.

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It's called Snow White
and the Seven...

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Excuse me. The story
you're about to tell

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is the copyrighted property of
the Walt Disney Corporation.

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Can you sharpen these?

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Excuse me, but Snow White is a
fairytale from hundreds of years ago.

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No one owns that.

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Are there any dwarves
in your story?

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Yes. But they're my
own original creation.

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There's Crabby, Drunky,
Hungry, Greedy, Lenny...

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Kearney!

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And Doc... tor Hibbert.

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Ho-hi.

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H0-hi, hO-hi.

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It's off to work
Ho-hi.

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This song's not like
any song you know.

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Ho-hi
Ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi.

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Little did they know their lives
were about to be changed forever,

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by a wicked queen.

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HDTV on the wall,
who's the fairest one of all?

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You would do
in a pinch, my queen.

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But Snow White's
the fairest I have seen.

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Also, there's a weather girl
on Channel 9 who's...

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Bring me Snow White's
heart in this box.

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What'll I do with
the rest of the body?

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Put it in this box. Then
you'll get your reward.

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Now turtle, I'll need you
to get in the soup.

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I... I cannot do it!

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Run, lassie! Find wee little
men and hide with them!

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Now to fool the queen
with a pig's heart.

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I... I cannot do it!

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Maybe I'll make her a heart
out of construction paper!

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I... I cannot do it!

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Let's see.
Gingerbread house.

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Grandma's house.

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Ah! Here we are.

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All that walking
made me sleepy.

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This bed's too hard.

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This bed's too soft.

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And this bed is just

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like the first one!
Also too hard!

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I guess I'll sleep in
the one that's too soft.

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Ho-hi, ho-hi
It's time to now get high.

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We'll take some shrooms
and go to our rooms...

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There's something
in our house.

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Let's put a pickax
in its brain!

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You're in marketing. Why
do you even bring an ax?

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If you were in marketing,
you'd know.

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She's beautiful!

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Maybe she's been placed
under some kind of a curse.

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And all that will wake her
is the kiss of a handsome...

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I'm awake!
I'm awake, already!

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Guess it's you and
me again, doorknob.

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Goodbye!

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Now beware of the evil queen.
She's a master of disguise.

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She could be anyone.

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I'll be careful.

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No, no, no! That's too much!
Go back outside!

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Who are you?

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Care for an apple?

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Okay. I'll take
a green one.

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No! Take the red one.

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Take a bite, deary.

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You'll never
take me alive!

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Herbivores!
I'm so scared!

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So Snow White slept and
waited for her prince to come.

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But he never did.

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Because a woman shouldn't
have to depend on a man.

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Snow White was brought back
to life by a lady doctor.

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And she lived
happily ever after?

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Well, she couldn't indulge in
strenuous activities like handball,

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but otherwise,
she was fine.

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That's nice.

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Marge! I need
some bribe money.

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Well, don't say
itsoloud.

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All I have are some
dry-cleaning coupons.

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Deal.

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Thanks, Marge.

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But don't forget, there's
still going to be a civil suit.

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Lisa, let me tell you
the story

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of a great woman held back by a
not-so-great husband. Macbeth.

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Out, damn spot!
Out, I say!

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Marge, please.

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If you don't like getting
barbecue sauce out of a leotard,

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why did you get into show business?
Think before you do.

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I wouldn't be stuck
washing costumes

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if my husband
had a better role.

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Well, I may be
playing a tree,

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but at least I'm getting
my face out there.

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I thought I was marrying a
man who could play Macbeth.

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Hey, there's no way I could
ever be as good as that guy.

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Stars, hide your fires;

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Let not light see
my black and deep desires.

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Mel's like the son Laurence
Olivier and John Gielgud

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always wanted but never had.
But, oh, how they tried.

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I think Mel would be
happier as an understudy.

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A six-feet-understudy.

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You're not
suggesting murder?

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Wouldst thou live a coward
in thine own esteem

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letting "I dare not"
wait upon "I would"?

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Whatever you say, sweetie.

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Snore!

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Snore!

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Oh! A prop knife!

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Out, out, brief candle.

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Life's but
a walking shadow.

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Why does everyone around here
talk that crazy talk?

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That crazy talk is the
work of the immortal bard,

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William Shakespeare.

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Well, if you see him in
heaven, tell him he sucks.

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As you all know,
this afternoon,

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the bone fell out of Mel's
hair and beat him to death.

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Let us observe
a moment of silence.

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Moment over.
Homer, you got the lead.

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Stay, you imperfect speakers,
tell me more:

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By Sinel's death I know
I am thane of Glames.

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To-morrow and to-morrow
and to-morrow...

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Today's Tuesday, so that would
make it Friday, and then...

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Shakespeare!

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You don't even
know your lines.

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Conrad Birdie? Coming
here to Sweet Apple?

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That's
Bye Bye, Birdie.

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Damn it, Morpheus! Not everyone
believes what you believe!

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That's the screenplay
for The Matrix Reloaded.

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I can't wait
for the reviews!

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"Tonight the Springfield
Community Playhouse

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"was bathed in the light
of a brilliant new star...

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"Dr. Hibbert
as Banquo"?

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Who the hell
is Banquo?

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He's the one getting
the good reviews!

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Which makes him the next
one you've got to kill!

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Wouldn't it be easier if
I just took acflnglessons?

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Screw your courage to the
sticking-place, and we'll not fail!

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That's inspiring!
What's that from? X-Men 2?

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Macbeth!

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Macwho?

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This number is for
emergencies only.

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He who laughs last

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laughs dead.

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"In last night's
Macbeth,

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"the best performance was
Barney Gumble as Duncan,

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"followed by Duffman as Macduff,
Lenny Leonard as Lennox,

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"Eddie and Lou as the two
soldiers without lines,

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"then last, and least,
the lead, Homer Simpson."

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Why do they write a new review
of this play every single day?

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All I heard was more names
of actors you haven't killed!

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Unless you're
not man enough!

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No, dean
I'm a man, dear.

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Killing
makes me hungry.

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Eating makes me thirsty.

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Drinking makes me sleepy.

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Why did he have to kill
everyone in their costumes?

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It was you
who killed us! You!

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No! It was Homer!

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Your dark ambition guided
his murderous hand!

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No, I just
encouraged him.

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Encouraged
by withholding sex!

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Sex!

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Well, at least you
can't nag me anymore.

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That's where you're wrong.
Get out on that stage!

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Okay, Homer. It's
our last performance.

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You're the only actor
that's still alive,

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and there's nobody
in the audience.

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This is your moment.

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I'll be
in my office

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going over the books on my
Subway Sandwich franchise.

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You call a sandwich
maker an artist,

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it's like aninvflafion to steal.

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That guy's going
nanknoonkbananas in there.

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It's my moment!

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To-morrow and to-morrow
and to-morrow,

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creeps in this petty pace
from day to day,

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to the last syllable
of recorded time.

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And all our yesterdays have lighted
fools the way to dusty death.

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Out, out, brief candle!

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Life's but a walking shadow,

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a poor player that struts and
frets his hour upon the stage,

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and then is heard no more.

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Homie. You were brilliant.
I knew you could do it. I knew it.

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Now nothing will stop you from taking
on all of Shakespeare's greatest roles.

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King Lear, Hamlet,
Othello, Richard ill,

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Henry IV, Part One,
Henry IV, Part Two, Henry V,

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Titus Andronicus...

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Me having to read all those
plays would be the real tragedy.

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That's it. Three stories.
That's all we always tell.

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Looks like Maggie
wants a story, too.

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Mom! Isn't that book the
Bible of right-wing losers?

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Yeah. But the guy on the book jacket
is one sexy slice of beefcake.

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So anyway, this is the
story of Maggie Roarke,

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an architect who refused
to compromise.

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Now children, while I do
traffic school online,

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you'll be playing
with blocks.

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Maggie's genius and creativity
far exceeded that of the others.

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And I'm not just saying that
because I'm her mother.

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But her teacher,
Mr. Elsworth Toohey,

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wanted every child
to conform.

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Banal. Very banal.
Wonderfully pedestrian.

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This isn't right. Maggie,
dancers shouldn't kick too high,

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and buildings mustn't
reach the sky.

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There!

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Your rubble is still a little bit
higher than the others, so let's just...

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There. Welcome to
the real world, baby.

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He would not let
Maggie's creativity flower.

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Mediocrity rules!

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All right, Maggie. Today
is parent/teacher day,

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so I want everyone to see how uncreative
and beaten down you've become.

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That's right. You're beaten down.
Yes, you are.

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I don't know how you put up
with all these kids, Toohey.

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If I were you, there'd be
a lot of strangled babies.

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Now let's see what your
children have clone, shall we?

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Don't brace yourselves.
You will believe your eyes.

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You will be tried
as a toddler!

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Babies and gentlemen
of the jury.

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This child's crime was to remind the
rest of us that we are merely ordinary.

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When a blade of grass rises above
the others, do we applaud it?

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No! We cut it down!

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I recommend nine time-outs
served consecutively.

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Throughout the ages,

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the finger painter, the Play-Doh
sculptor, the Lincoln Logger,

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stood alone against the
daycare teacher of her time.

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She did not live
to earn approval stickers.

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She lived for herself, that
she might achieve things

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that are the glory
of all humanity.

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These are my terms. I do not
care to play by any others.

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And now, if the court will
allow me, it's naptime.

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Maggie grew up to be
a world-famous architect.

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Her building became one of
the wonders of the world.

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And on the very top floor
was a daycare center,

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where every child was free
to follow their dream.

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Because nothing is...

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Maggie,
get away from there!

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Bad baby!

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Ho-hi.

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Ho-hi, ho-hi
It's time to say goodbye.

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If Disney sues
we'll claim their use.

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Ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi.

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Ho-hi, ho-hi,
there's nothing we won't try.

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We'll get take-out
and then make out.

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We're bi, we're bi,
we're bi, we're bi.

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