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The Simpsons.

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Did you unscrew all the
Phillips heads? Check.

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Did you unscrew
all the flat-heads?

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Yep. And now we wait.

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Now go hide the evidence
while I walk around saying,

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"What happened?
Who would do such a thing?"

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I'll return these to the shop room.
What's left of it.

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Skinner!

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Don't
tell him I'm here.

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I know you're there, Skinner.

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I'd recognize those discolored
Hush Puppies anywhere.

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Hear that? He thinks my Try
'N Save brand Shush Mutts

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are genuine Hush Puppies.

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We've got the how, we've got the
who, but we don't have the why.

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Here it is!

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Hard to believe one lad
can cause all this mayhem.

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Particularly a lad who failed
Introduction to Unscrewing.

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And I don't buy this
lone prankster theory.

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I think there was
a second fun man.

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And if you don't
identify him,

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you're looking at
a week suspension!

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A nickel.

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Milhouse, you realize
if you're suspended,

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you'll be missing
Taco Wednesday?

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Crunchy shell, ground beef,
lettuce, mild sauce

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and, of course,
shredded Cheddar cheese.

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I'll never tell.

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Consider yourself
suspended, mister.

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Willie, take him
to the big house

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where he lives.

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Let's go, lad.

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Suspended boy walking!

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Thanks for not
selling me out, man.

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This really sucks, Bart.

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I'm grounded
and spend all day

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listening to my dad yell
at Mad Money w/ Jim Cramer.

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You said tech stocks
were bulletproof!

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Look, I gotta go.
But don't worry.

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I'll visit you every day.
I promise.

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Bart, you're a true friend.

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Bye.

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Well, I'm glad they suspended Milhouse.
He's a bad influence on you.

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You know, I think
Milhouse is El Barto.

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And now you're gonna
visit your grampa

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while I park around the
corner and take a nap.

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So, Grampa, not like
I'm anxious to go,

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but I've been here
10 minutes,

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which is like seven hours
in kid years.

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Oh, isn't she marvelous?

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It's her! The little girl who
doesn't recoil at the sight of us!

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Hi, guys! I brought cookies.

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Chocolate chip for Donald.

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Low sodium for Abe.
Hey!

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Not made by
immigrants for Sam,

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and imaginary
for Major Preston.

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With this cookie,
I can buy back.

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Private O'Malley
from the Zulus.

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I think it is so cool what you are doing.
So what's the gag?

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You put ex-lax
in the cookies,

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then just sit back
and watch the fireworks?

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I would never do that!

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Oh, right.

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I was thinking of other
things that are hilarious.

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Like things that
you think are funny.

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Yeah, those are funny.

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Yeah.

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I'm Bart.
I'm Jenny.

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She had more curves
than a Hot Wheels track.

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Well, she didn't yet,
but she would after puberty.

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Oh, my God!
How long was I zoned out?

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Bart, this is my Aunt Belle.

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We dress alike.
Isn't that cute?

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Math, done.
Pinecone, collected.

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Permission slip, signed.
Now time for a break,

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a little social studies.

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"What will Springfield
be like in 50 years?"

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Let's see what
the computer says.

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That's horrible. What else?

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Oh, my God!

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It just gets worse and worse!

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So who's the
special someone?

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Jenny, fifth grade girl.

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Whoa! She gets to use
the real scissors. Nice.

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When she talks to me,
I feel like a better person.

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Powerful stuff. You better
claim her as your own.

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Punch her in her arm.

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Or if you're really serious,
stick gum in her hair.

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Here, I always come prepared.

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Take two.
You might get lucky.

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Hey, Jenny.
Hi, Bart.

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Boy, you make
it look effortless.

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And that kid's
giving you zero pump.

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Oh. You know what
a girl likes to hear.

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Seal the deal.
Punch her. Punch her!

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Punch her!

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Hey, do you want to go
on a picnic tomorrow?

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You'd love my PB & J. The
secret is no PB, double J.

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It's a date.

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Yes!

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Willie,
I've got a girlfriend!

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Really? Well, I do, too. She's
a bikini model from Sweden.

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Hey, that's great.

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Willie, darling, come back to bed.
Don't you love me?

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Don't compete with my job, Inga.
You'll never win.

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And now Ralph Wiggum will read his
essay on Springfield in 50 years.

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In 50 years, the vacuum cleaner
will be quiet and not scary.

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Next we have Lisa Simpson.

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Oh, Ralph,
how I envy your optimism.

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There is no Springfield
50 years in the future!

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With global warming
trapping the CO2

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inside our
poisonous atmosphere,

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our super-heated oceans will
rise, drowning our lowlands,

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leaving what's
left of humanity

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baking in deserts
that once fed the world!

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And in the new Nineveh,
darkness falls.

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Lisa, your outburst was either a
sign of deep emotional imbalance

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or a passionate response
to a sobering truth.

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LuckHy, the treatment for
both is intensive therapy.

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What's therapy gonna do for
me when the world is in ashes?

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Oh, I don't know.

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But when you go,
could you return

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this Sports Illustrated
for me?

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Someone must've
put it in my bag.

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They do that, you know? They're
always putting things in my bag.

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So you
visit old folks.

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How else do you make
the world a better place?

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Uh... I...

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I spend a lot of time working
with this mentally challenged guy.

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Why, here he is now.

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Looking good, Homer!
Boy.

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He seems pretty
high functioning.

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Just wait.

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Don't shake your fist at me!

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Look, man. I don't want any trouble.
Come on.

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Here. Just take my wallet.
Leave me alone, okay?

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Do you know who else
was really into rowboats?

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Jesus. And he could've turned
his rowboat into a jet ski,

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but he didn't. Good guy.

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Cheese and crackers! Look!

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Oh. You want your duckling back?
Here it is.

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Psych!

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That'll teach you to match wits
with us, you stupid mother duck!

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Bart, can't you do something?

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Those bullies are gonna kill me.
Why am I doing this?

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Oh, yeah.

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Please, guys,
give me a break.

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Can you give me the duckling
without beating me up?

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Well, we'll have to
beat you up a little.

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Come on. I'm trying
to impress a girl.

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So are we.

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Either the duck suffers
or the kid does

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or none of you's getting
nothing from Shauna.

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I'm Shauna.

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Oh, Bart, if those ducklings
understood how magnificent you were,

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they'd stop biting your leg.

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We believe Lisa is suffering
from environment-related despair.

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It's even worse
when you know it has a name.

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Now don't worry.

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She'll be fine after years
of expensive treatment.

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And we have a new drug to
combat this syndrome, lgnorital.

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Let me show you
how lgnorital works.

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It turns this to this! Huh?

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Lisa's a little young
to be taking happy pills.

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Marge, we came to an appointment
in the middle of the day.

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That's the most
a parent can do.

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We done here?

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Oh, go ahead. Numb me.

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Mom, can I get
those dishes for you?

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What's your angle, mister?

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No angle.

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If this girl I'm seeing
comes here, and she might,

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I wouldn't mind
if you told her

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I was the kind of boy
that does the dishes.

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Yeah. Busboys get
all the chicks.

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Well, off to school where
they'll prepare our little minds

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for a future we'll never see.

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Sounds like someone's
got a case of the Mondays.

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I'm going to Dizzyland.

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I see trees of green.

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Red roses too.

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I see them bloom.

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For me and you.

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And I think to myself.

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What a wonderful world.

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So this is setting the table.

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If I'd known
how easy this was,

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I'd have just done it instead
of throwing all those tantrums.

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Oh, Bart, I don't care
that this is just an act.

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You've finally become the boy
every mother dreams of, a girl!

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You never told me
that the special man

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you were working with
is your father.

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It's not an
easy thing to admit.

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Is the rest of
your family okay?

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Well...

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Hello, smiley face.
Hello, smiley face!

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Officer down.

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Jenny, it's amazing what
you've done with my son.

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Well, I think Bart is an incredible
combination of Habitat for Humanity

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and the Jonas Brothers,

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and nothing can ever change
my opinion about him.

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We don't have any money!
Go away!

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May I de-corn your cob,
my darling?

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Why didn't you come
to visit me, Bart?

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Well, yeah, I meant to.
I've just been so busy.

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My schedule's been all like...

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But what could be more
important than your best friend?

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Who's this, Bart?

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I see how it is.

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Actually, I don't.
My glasses are fogged.

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Bart, I learned some great
new swear words from my uncle.

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He has got a broken back,
so he's in constant pain.

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Bart, would you be
interested in swears?

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Yes, because only
by knowing them

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can you prevent bad little
kids from saying them.

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What do you want from me?

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I wanna know
why my best friend

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didn't visit me
like he said he would.

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Milhouse, real best friends often
don't speak for years at a time,

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like John Adams
and Thomas Jefferson.

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Just because you saw one
episode of one miniseries

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doesn't mean you get
to use it as a whip!

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Look, man. I have to
keep my dark past hidden.

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There's someone new
in my life now.

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Oh, I get it. It's love. I guess
you've found your Abigail Adams.

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My Who?

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So I'll be on my way.

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I can see I'm the fifth wheel on
this bicycle with training wheels.

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But the next time
I see you two,

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I might not be able
to hold my tongue.

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It's really
quite difficult.

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Reverend, care for some
of my devil's food cake?

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Is that really devil's food?

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No. It's angel food
with chocolate on top.

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Mmm-hmm. I knew it.

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Sorry I'm late.

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I didn't realize you had to
turn the oven on to bake stuff.

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So, Jenny,
I hear you're religious.

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Know what my favorite
book of the Bible is?

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Revelations.

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Mine, too.

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Bart, we should take Milhouse
on our trip to Juice Country.

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Are you nuts? Milhouse
will spill everything.

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By which I mean juice,
not secrets.

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Yeah. You guys
don't want me there.

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But I'm sure we'll see
each other soon.

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Bart, you look tense.
Have a cookie.

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Don't worry.

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Be happy.

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Don't worry, be happy.

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If you don't stop smiling,
you're gonna get a kiss.

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That's it! We're getting
you off the meds!

252
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We should be safe
from Milhouse here.

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Being at sea level
gives him nosebleeds.

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Milhouse is funny.

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The way he's always
shaking me by the shoulders

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and saying I don't
know the real you. Funny.

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I'm tired of talking
about Milhouse!

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Hello, Bart. Surprised
to see me at sea level?

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Well, you can't bleed out your
nose when your heart's broken.

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Milhouse, could you stop
being creepy forjust a minute?

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No.

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Jenny, do you see how
the dolphin in that tank

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seems to shy away
from Bart?

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Why might that be?

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Jenny, I can't take the pressure anymore.
I have to come clean.

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I'm only pretending
to be good.

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Before I met you,
I was El Barto,

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Skinner's Bane,
the Sultan of Spit Wads,

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the Dean of D-Minus,
the Ay Caramba Kid!

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No, no, no, no.

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But now I'm good because
you turned me good!

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Isn't that all that matters?

273
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Are you saying our entire
relationship is based on lies?

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Not our entire relationship.
Just the stuff I said.

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I can't believe
she dumped me!

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Oh, son, girls come and go. But
you'll always have your family.

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I know! I know!

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Hit me again, Pu.

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Whatever you are
looking for,

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it is not at the bottom of a
512-ounce cup of Shrek Berry Blast.

281
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What is at the bottom is
this dumb Shrek trivia quiz,

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which if answered correctly, entitles
you to 10% off any Shrek DVD,

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except the first two.

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Bart, in my
concurrent adventure,

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I learned a really
important lesson.

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You can't wallow in despair.
Face things as they really are.

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You're right! I've gotta
straighten this out.

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How much for
these roses, Apu?

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$10.

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00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,591
Okay, I... What happened
to my roses, Apu?

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You said you'd watch them
while I shopped.

292
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,136
No such conversation
took place.

293
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,096
What am I gonna put on
my grandmother's grave?

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00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,514
How about this standee

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from last year's Super Bowl?
Sold!

296
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,647
Grandma, a lot has happened.
I went to a condo presentation.

297
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:54,360
I put down my deposit. But then
they lost funding mid-project.

298
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,696
That crane just sits there
every day, rusting.

299
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,783
I'm so sorry I tried
to deny who I really was.

300
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You deserve better.
I'll never hurt you again.

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00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,661
Can you forgive me?

302
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:09,083
Oh, Bart, I was
born forgiving you.

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You've always been
there for me, man.

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I'll never turn my back
on you again.

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00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,590
Punch him.
Punch him! Punch him!

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00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,261
Milhouse, what do you say
to a makeup prank?

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Smooth and slippery.
Thank you, Zamboni King.

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00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,644
Happy to oblige.

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Simpson!

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Skinner!

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Cue music.

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And cue snow.

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