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The Simpsons.

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A home and
garden show?

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Mom, you said we were
going to a videogame expo.

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You told me we were gonna
pick up trash by the freeway.

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You told me something
but I wasn't listening.

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I'm sorry for fibbing.

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Tell you what, if you don't like it,
you can complain all the way home.

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Fair enough. Kids,
let's practice.

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Well, that sucks.

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There's a day we'll never get back.
I was so bored!

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That was good.

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But, Lisa, you're still complaining
from your throat, not your diaphragm.

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I was so bored.

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Ooh! Look, a welcome mat
that tells you your weight.

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Your weight is...

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Warranty voided.

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Oh, my God!
Look over there!

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The Sprinkle King, Sprinkle
Queen and Deluxe Sprinkle King

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are the Simon and Garfunkel plus one of
hose/nozzle dispersal arrays. Observe.

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Classic hose play.

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What is that
soothing sound?

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Maybe it's beef stew.

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Hot tubs!
Guys, what's it like?

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Getting a backrub
from an orgasm.

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I want to buy your
fanciest hot tub.

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You mean the
You Soup 5000.

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Please, can I get it, Marge?
Please, please?

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I can have all my
birthday parties in it.

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I'll be less stressed. And
I'm really freaking stressed!

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If I'm more relaxed, I'll be a better mom.
Can we? Can we?

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Wait a minute. Who am I pleading with?
Beats me.

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I don't know.
Please, please, please.

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Now I know why lobsters
let out that joyful squeal

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when they're
dropped in the pot.

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We're starting to
attract swingers.

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All right!
Yeah.

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Yes!
Look at that.

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I'm on it.

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Go back to
your day spas!

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Maybe we
should get out now.

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Interesting proposal.

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Now with an opposing
point of view, bubbles!

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Oh, yeah!

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Hey, cool yourjets! We're
trying to get to sleep!

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Hey, Flanders,
why don't you join us?

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Afraid you'll get your mustache wet?
Well, yes.

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Come on, man!
Baptize your buns!

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I feel like we're
forgetting something.

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Mmm. There was a note on the fridge
marked "urgent." Funny word, urgent.

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Urgent. Urgent.

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One of us should
go look at it.

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Mmm. Probably a
reminder to relax more.

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Oh, yeah.
That's it.

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I'm sorry, Abe. We just can't
wait for your family any longer.

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But they're coming. My son even
put a note on his refrigerator.

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Please wait.
I'm afraid it's too late.

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On your mark,
get set...

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No!

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They're blanks, Abe.

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Hey, what happened
to the bubbles?

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You good-for-nothing
jellyfish!

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While you were lying here soaking
like a bunch of dirty dishes,

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I was lonelier than Estes Kefauver
at a meeting of Murder Incorporated!

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That actually makes
sense! Look it up!

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Sorry we missed your
special day, Grampa.

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We'll definitely
go next year.

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The thing is, I ain't got
much life left to live,

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and a wasted day like today is
one I know I'll never get back.

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Oh, Dad, I never knew
you had dreams or emotions.

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We'll make it
up to you.

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We'll do something you've always
wanted to do but never got the chance.

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Well, there are a few
things I was hoping to do

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before I become
dust in a jar.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who
said anything about a jar?

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Anyway, I made a list.

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Okay.

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"Pitch in the
Negro Leagues."

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I can think of at least
two problems with that.

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Can't read that one.
My thumb's over it.

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We'll do that one!

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- This place is in Ireland?
- That's right.

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Now let's make
our reservations!

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Lousy old man, making me
look up at an airplane.

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Welcome to Ireland,
also known as the Emerald Isle,

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Potatoville, East Boston,
Freckle Bog, the Land of Poetry

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and the Land of Bad Poetry.

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And on your left,
youWlsee Western Ireland.

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On your right,
you'll see Kathy Ireland.

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Hi, everyone.

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I'm finally back.

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The days I spent at O'Flanagan's Pub
were the happiest ones of my life.

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We drink
all day We're full of guilt.

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We know we're not Scots
'cause we don't wear a kilt.

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We toss our darts
with a beer in our hand.

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We boil our food
till it tastes really bland.

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This is the life in Ireland.

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Ireland!

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Oh, this
is the life in Ireland.

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Dunkilderry
is so quaint.

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It looks like the puzzle at
the pediatrician's office.

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Get ready to step back to a simpler
age, filled with tweed caps,

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cheerful sheep
and unending troubles.

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What the...

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Upscale boutiques?

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Yup-rechauns!

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Plasma screen TV.

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Summer in Tuscany.

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Well, Ireland is at the
forefront of Europe's tech boom.

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In your face, Belgium!

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Bart, if you hate Belgium so much,
maybe I should take your Tintins away!

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No! I'll be good.

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But my favorite
pub is still there.

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This isn't the way I remember it!
Where's the customers?

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Where's the singing?
Where's 20-year-old me?

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Run! Run, you
big sack of glue!

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Tom O'Flanagan?
Quiet!

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They're in the home stretch now! Come on.
Come on. Move your fetlocks!

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Damn it! Will you
ever win this race?

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This broadcast is from 1979.
Yes.

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I'm just an old man
yelling at me tapes.

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I've got lots of time for that now
no one comes into me bar anymore.

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It's been years
since I've sold so much as a pint.

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Don't you
mean "pint"?

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It's been so long I've
forgotten how to say it!

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It's a joke to even call
this place a pube.

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What happened,
Tom'?

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Everyone got jobs,
that's what happened.

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Sir, I brought my father thousands
of miles just to drink at your bar.

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Do you mean it? Look, don't toy
with an old man's heart now.

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Give me a beer
and a shot of whiskey.

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I'll have one drink, one
cocktail and one booze, please.

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While your father and your
grandfather have a drink,

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we're going
to see sights.

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Hey, I just spent 10 hours on a plane.
I'm staying here.

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They've got
German Krusty on TV.

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Such a beautiful
language.

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That's not how a
family vacation works.

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We do things together while
your father has fun without us.

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All right, Tom,
pour me a drink.

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We have this delicious
Australian Shiraz.

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An Irish drink.
Fine.

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Here's some Bushmills whiskey served in
a potato, floating in a Guinness stout!

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I said an Irish drink!

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That's better.

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"The Giant's Causeway is the
result of a volcanic eruption."

146
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Well, kids, isn't that an
informational fact? Kids?

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Come back here!

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Guinness has been brewed since 1759.
Who'd like to know our secret recipe?

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I'm not going to tell you.

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Sure if I did, it
wouldn't be a secret.

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Oh, yeah.

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- That concludes our tour.
- She is great.

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Well, you may
know the ingredients,

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but you don't know the ratio!
Fifty-fifty?

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"At Mick Ellis Island, returning
immigrants who are sick of America

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"are processed by
Irish authorities."

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Frank Smith.
Name?

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From now on, you're
Francis O'Shaunessey. Next.

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Bill Jones.
Seamus Fitzpatrick. Next.

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You're Liam Fitzpatrick and
you're brothers with him.

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I said you're brothers.
I didn't say you got along.

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They say if you kiss
the Blarney Stone,

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you get the gift of gab,
which is great,

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but I'm not sure I like the idea of
getting a gift in return for kissing.

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What kind of a message is
that for Lisa and Maggie?

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Those are my daughters.
But on the other hand,

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America doesn't have any stones worth
kissing, except for Stone Phillips.

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Do you have one of him here?
If so, he's our your him.

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K-I-S-S-M-Y-A-S-S
spells kiss my ass.

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Fresh.

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I'm gonna carve
me initials in it!

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This is the life in Ireland.

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You okay, Dad?

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I just had a nightmare that
I was back with your mother!

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How I miss her.

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Ah! There they are, Dunkilderry's
newest tavern keepers.

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Well, last night you said you
never wanted to leave this pub,

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so you bought it from me.
We what?

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All these pictures
tell no lies.

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There's you meeting with the loan
officer and the title insurance company.

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Here's me replacing the window
sashes that had the termite damage,

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as per the escrow
agreement.

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I have to say,
for blind drunks,

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you had an excellent knowledge
of Irish real estate law.

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We bought
this dump?

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You most
certainly did.

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00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,474
What the...

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So long, suckers!

189
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:25,281
Well, Dad, was there anything on your
list about being cheated by an Irishman?

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Fourth one
from the bottom.

191
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,745
That takes care
of my next one.

192
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,210
I never heard of
half this stuff.

193
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,715
This brandy is 50 years
old! Better toss it!

194
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:47,094
Hey, boy-o! How about
a tall cool one?

195
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,848
How about you, Green Sleeves?
Irishmen love to get drunk!

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00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,726
I'm in AA. Who are you?
Stuttering Fonzie?

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00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,729
What about you,
Bicycle Pants?

198
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,482
I'm late for a teleconference
with Hong Kong, you fat gob!

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00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,067
Why, you“.

200
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Our first sale!

201
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,200
Our first refund.

202
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:14,455
Find any customers? Yeah!
Look at them crowding the bar!

203
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:19,418
There's Sully and Mack, Jimmy D. And
Jimmy B. What can I get you, boys?

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00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,171
The usual?
We are so screwed!

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00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,219
It must be Bloomsday.

206
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,764
Every June 16, lovers of
James Joyce follow the route

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traveled by Leopold Bloom
in the novel Ulysses.

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00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,728
Hmm. Let me make
a note of that.

209
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,984
What you're saying is, we've
run out of fun things to do.

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00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,111
Pretty much, yeah.

211
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,838
There's always something
to do in Ireland.

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00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,532
I'm trying to woo back a girl
that I met in a music shop.

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00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:51,534
Watch this, kids.

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00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,704
I don't know you.

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00:15:56,205 --> 00:16:01,710
But I want you
all the more.

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00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,879
Leave me alone!
I have a husband!

217
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,382
And quit sending her pianos!

218
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,973
Ireland doesn't like
pubs anymore.

219
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:18,394
It's as if Danish people stopped
liking sleek modern design!

220
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Bite your tongue! That
will never everhappen!

221
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,857
Well, we need help,

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00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:28,612
someone who can make money with a bar
that has no customers and zero charm.

223
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,869
Moe, you shipped
yourself here?

224
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,288
No. It's how you fly
coach on Delta now.

225
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,039
Moe, something
terrible has happened.

226
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,500
The Irish have become
hardworking and sober!

227
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,377
Here's how you
turn this place around.

228
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:48,048
I let people do things in my
bar they can't do nowhere else.

229
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,926
You want a drink on a Sunday morning?
No problem.

230
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,720
You want to slow
dance with a goat?

231
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,848
I'll be doing a lot of things,
but judging ain't one of them.

232
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,392
Are you saying we
should break the law?

233
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,686
The law?
That jerk?

234
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,816
So what can't people
do in modern Ireland?

235
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,281
Well, they're certainly liberal
when it comes to romance.

236
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,037
Sorry, but smoking in pubs
ain't part of the new Ireland.

237
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,538
Also, you can't
text while driving.

238
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,042
What has happened
to the ways of old?

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People can't smoke
indoors in Ireland!

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Then you let them.
Open a smoke-easy.

241
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Gentlemen, we have
a lot of work to do.

242
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,110
Moe, you were right.
Thanks.

243
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:54,073
Now I'm gonna go look for my grandfather
based on this childhood photo.

244
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All I remember about him is he
was part of a complete breakfast.

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The day they banned smoking from
pubs, a little bit of Ireland died.

246
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But thanks to these two sweet
Yanks, our lungs are black with joy!

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- To Homer and his da!
- Homer and his da!

248
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:17,680
Well, Da, it looks like all
your "der" have come "ter."

249
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,016
Aw... My son's first stroke.

250
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:30,901
Look at all this euro dough. These
shamrocks sure love their tobaccy.

251
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,905
So it's a smoke-easy
you're running, then?

252
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,033
So it's escaping you're
thinking of, then?

253
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,411
I can't tell if those are
questions or statements.

254
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,747
So it's our syntax
you're criticizing, then?

255
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,374
Close her down, boys!

256
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,557
Throw them in
the paddy wagon!

257
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,934
I mean, the "us" wagon!

258
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,405
Son, this was
all my fault.

259
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,408
You were just trying
to make an old man happy.

260
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,202
Don't worry,
Dad. We'll get out.

261
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,164
America is the New York
Yankees of countries,

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powerful and respected
until the year 2000.

263
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,920
Oh, son, you know how
I love a good analogy.

264
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,214
It was apt.

265
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,301
Let me say, I've always
admired the Irish,

266
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Knute Rockne, Larry Byrd, and
especially Mr. Potato Head.

267
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Go on.

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00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:47,394
But I ask you, who does
smoking actually hurt

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except the smokers,
those around them

270
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and the unborn children of the
pregnant women we let in free

271
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on Expectant-Mothers-Drink-Free
Night?

272
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So I hope you'll forgive
two well-meaning Americans

273
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for trying to take Ireland back to
the good old days of Angela's Ashes.

274
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Thank you.

275
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That was
absolutely terrible.

276
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,252
But fortunately
for you,

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the punishment for your offense
is deportation and a small fine.

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00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,383
Thank you,
Your Honor.

279
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,303
And may I say, I'm glad I
could see Ireland again,

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even if it isn't what
I remembered.

281
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:28,018
It got a lot nicer since we sent all
our incompetent half-wits to America

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where you, for some reason,
made them police officers.

283
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,023
Top of the
morning to you.

284
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,568
Chief Clancy Wiggum here to pick up the
Simpsons and take them back to the...

285
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:41,156
Jeez, that smarts! Better put
a little ouchie spray on it.

286
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,455
Oh, boy! I better call
for some backup.

287
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,333
This is Unit One...

288
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Oh, God.

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