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The Simpsons.

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Stupid shopping list,
turning food into work.

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Bart! Look at me!
I'm doing something!

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You better
settle down, boy,

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or I'll drag you into the blind
spot of that security camera

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and beat you with one of those big thick
women's magazines with all the ads in it.

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Mr. Homer, why don't you
forget your worries with this,

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the last lottery ticket
on the roll.

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They say the last one
is lucky unlike all the others.

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Lucky, or not.

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You make a good case.
I'll take it!

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Dad! Look at me!
Look at me!

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Cannonball!

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I'll take that last
lottery ticket, Apu.

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Again!

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Lwon! Lwon!

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$50,000!
Ponder this, Homer.

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This ticket would've been yours if
your kid hadn't been screwing around!

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That is true. Another ironic
tale of the Kwik-E-Mart.

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You just cost
me $200,000!

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I thought it was 50. I was
gonna bet it on the dogs!

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All the groceries seem to
have been balled up in anger.

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That kid has become
a Dennis-level menace!

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Now, Homer,
boys will be boys.

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Bart cost us $50,000!

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I'm going to Moe's.

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Lenny! Lenny!
He's our guy!

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Got the ticket
Homer didn't buy!

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Cheer up, Homer.
The drinks are on Lenny.

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I don't want your pity booze.
I'll pay for it myself.

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I gotta check with Lenny on that.
Is that all right, Lenny?

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Nope! Lucky Lenny's buying
all the drinks tonight!

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Sorry, Homer. But here's a compromise.
Why don't you both pay for the drink?

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And tip.

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I just want to tell you all that
even before I won this money,

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I was the luckiest guy in the world
because I've got friends like you.

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That's why I'm spending my
remaining scratcher winnings

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on a kick-ass party
for all my friends!

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Where's Bart? We're gonna
be late for Lenny's party.

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Don't waste
your shot, Bart.

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You've got just enough
cat pee to soak two dorks.

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Bart Simpson! Did you
just spray water on me?

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It was water this morning.

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Dang that Bart! Thanks to him,
I have to wear my backup dress,

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which makes
my arms look fat.

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You look great!

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You feel self-conscious!

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Why can't our
son just behave?

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Well, Marge, you did have that one sip
of alcohol while you were pregnant.

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I now christen this ship,
the USS Float and Shoot.

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Ay, caramba!
Ay, caramba!

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That was unforgivable.

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But I'm beginning to think that Bart's
bad behavior is more than just a phase.

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Mom! Bart's flicking
boogers on me!

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They're not boogers! They're clumps of
rubber cement that I stored in my nose.

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Stop it, both of you! Don't make me
drive into that tree! You know I will!

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No flicking boogers!
And no driving into trees!

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Yes, ma'am.

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Wow, Lenny went
all out.

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In the beginning, there
was darkness. So God created man.

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But man was alone. God
created the animals and birds.

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But man was still lonely.

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So God said,
let there be friends!

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Thank you
for being a friend.

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Travel down the road
and back again.

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Your heart is true
You're a pal and a confidant.

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Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend.

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Thank you for
being a friend.

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Thank you for letting me take
home the centerpiece!

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These are going right
on my mom's grave!

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Thank you for
being a friend.

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Lenny, it was pretty cool of you to
spend your lotto winnings on your pals.

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It was worth it so everyone
could have a wonderful evening

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and go home with a gift bag.

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A vacuuming robot?

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Now before you all leave, I know everyone
hates vacuuming and loves robots!

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These innocent robots couldn't
have done this on their own.

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Someone would've had
to turn them all on at once

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and imbue them with some
kind of malevolent sentience.

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Yep, there it is.

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Well, whoever did this must
be long gone by now, Chief.

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I don't know how
we'll ever catch him.

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Kill, kill, kill!

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Hold it right there, Bart. Can you
tell us anything about who did this?

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Bart make bot bad.

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I can explain.
Kill the Child!

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Bart, I've had it with you! I'm
taking away all your TV privileges.

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You already did that.
Okay, then video games.

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That, too. No more
non-dice board games!

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What? You can't take my Balderdash!
I just did!

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I don't mean to be bad. I don't
know why I do the things I do.

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No one understands me. Lwish
I had a different family.

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I feel exactly the same way.

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Oh, my God.

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You look like
a dorky version of me!

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And you look like a
dimwitted version of me!

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And you two are
10-year-old versions of me.

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The three of us could create
quite a lot of mischief.

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But I have to fly back to New York.
That's where my wife and I live.

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That's her. You want to
see pictures of our kids?

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My name is Simon Woosterfield.
Woosterfield?

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Your family owns this place.
And Woosterfield Arena.

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Bonnie Raitt played there.
You guys must be loaded!

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Yes. You know, but the
funny thing about being rich

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is sometimes you
wake up feeling...

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Terrific? Incredible?
Happy as a clown?

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Yeah. I'm living
the dream.

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Wouldn't it be hilarious
if we switched places

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and lived each other's
lives for a while?

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I don't know. I'm pretty
attached to my family. And...

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Get out here, boy! I want to punish
you before I get drunk and merciful!

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Deal!

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My father's name is Homer.
My mother's name is Mom.

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My sister's name is Lisa
but everyone calls her Loser.

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My butler's
name is Chester.

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I have a brother named Devon
and a sister named Quenley.

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And my horse
is called Shadowfax.

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You can't miss him. He's the
only Lipizzaner in our stable.

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Lipizzaner, got it.

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There you are,
Master Simon.

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Thank you, Lipizzaner. As you say, sir.
Watch your head.

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You ruin everything!

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Driver, laugh at those people for me.
My pleasure, sir.

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McMansion, McMansion,
McMansion, McDonald's?

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McDreamy.

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McStea my.

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McMansion, Fleetwood Mac
and Macaulay Culkin!

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And this is your home, sir. But
of course you already knew that.

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Awesome.

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Awesome!

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Awesome!

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This is my bedroom?

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A candy corn volcano?

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A ceiling from
Saddam's palace?

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Ooh! And a racecar bed!
That really races!

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Wow. Cool poster of Joe Montana.
It's not a poster.

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I'm the real deal.

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And every day I stand here, the family
donates a million dollars to Notre Dame.

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Did you know the words
"Notre Dame" are French

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but the team is
the Fighting Irish?

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That's the kind of thing
I think about in here.

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Back in the poster, Gabby.
Yes, sir.

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Milhouse, it's me. Check out
the caller ID on your phone.

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Blocked number? That
service is 3.65 a month!

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Did you switch places
with a millionaire kid

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who looks just like you?

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Just sit tight.
I'm sending a car.

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Why are these
noodles orange?

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I made it with Cheetos,
just like you like it.

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If the sauce is too thick,
I can add more root beer.

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Maybe I'm
just not hungry.

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Human garbage
can to the rescue!

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So at work today, we got a memo
saying everyone's getting new chairs.

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Father, could you...
Talk louder? You bet!

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Naturally I threw my old chair
in the Dumpster right away!

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But then Lenny said, "No.
That was the new chair.

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"That memo was two months old." So
now I'm sitting on an orange crate.

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I never felt so... Will
you stop spitting food on me?

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Keep your meal in your mouth,
you semi-literate spew monkey!

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That's it, boy! You're
going to bed without supper!

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That was an odd
thing for Bart to say.

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Maybe he's going
through certain changes.

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If that boy thinks I'm paying to put
him through four years of puberty,

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forget it!

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Stupid kids, think I'm
made of hormones.

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Mister
La-Di-Da, uppity...

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This is the greatest great
hall I've ever eaten in, Bart.

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I mean, Simon.

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This must be my half-brother
and half-sister!

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They're beautiful.
I mean, just the girl.

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I didn't notice
the beautiful boy.

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So I said, "Dad, I wanted a
Range Rover, not a Land Rover."

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This is the worst Martin
Luther King Day ever!

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Well, well, if it isn't our
halfwit half-brother.

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The old hot spoon!
But why?

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Because you're our half-brother,
you're blocking our full inheritance,

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and we hate you.
Now I get it.

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Bart, I have a crush
on your new sister.

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You had a crush
on my old sister!

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Yeah. But that was
never gonna happen.

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Give me back my newspaper!
Homer, it's not a real paper!

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It's a rubber chew toy!

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For your information, the Daily
Growl is the only newspaper

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that's not afraid to say
how great this country is!

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How's the war going? We're winning?
That's great! And our standing abroad?

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Fantastic.

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This place is insane.

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Tonight I got sent to
bed without dinner!

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Yeah. Well, what's up with
your brother and sister?

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They're jealous because my father left
their mother to be with my mother, to...

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You lost me.
Well, gotta go.

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Enjoy the upper
lower middle class.

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Bart, honey? I saw you
didn't like your dinner.

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So I thought you might like pepperoni
pizza with the crusts cut off.

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Now let me tuck you in,
fluff your pillow,

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and sprinkle a little fairy
dust to keep the monsters away.

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It's cinnamon.

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Nighty-night,
sweetheart.

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I could get
used to this.

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Fancy party. This is like a rap
video before the rappers show up.

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Simon, have you ever seen
the family mausoleum?

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All the Woosterfields
will be buried here.

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Do you know that after 100 years,
dead bodies turn to red licorice?

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Whoa!
Let me at it!

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Help! Let me out! I have
my doubts about this licorice!

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Mr. Burns, I'm really sorry.
Nonsense, Young Woosterfield.

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Your fortune is greater than mine.
It is I who am at your service.

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Smithers, fetch us
some lemonade!

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All they had was
Sunnytime Pink.

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Premix? I beg your
forgiveness, lad.

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Smithers, pour it
down your pants!

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Now squish about in those
pants, rewetting every hour!

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Come with me.

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You know, Master Simon, I too was
once the youngest in a wealthy family.

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You were once the
youngest of something?

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But fortune ended up smiling on me while
snuffing the life from my siblings.

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My older brother
was trampled by a horse.

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My sister died of a poisoned potato. My
twin was shot. That girl was stabbed.

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He ate another poisoned potato.
Spontaneous combustion.

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Fell down a well, potato, potato,
and impaled on the Chrysler Building.

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Wow.
Only you survived.

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Which means the
entire fortune went to you!

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Yes. Funny, that. A word of
caution, Young Woosterfield.

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Watch out for those closest to you.
Devon and Quenley?

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You don't know when they'll strike.
A boating accident,

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a mishap
during a ski trip.

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But rest assured, one way or
another, they will do you in.

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Oh, my God.
Simon set me up.

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And all this time I
thought he wanted the life

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of a stranger he met
in the bathroom.

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Now, would you care to continue this
conversation on the teeter-totter?

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Why won't you come down?

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I told you. I only weigh as
much as my clothes and keys.

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00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,892
So I looked down the barrel
of my Winchester rifle,

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I pulled the trigger,
and I shot that buffalo!

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You shot a buffalo?
You were listening?

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That means I gotta come up with
an ending for this nonsense!

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00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,406
Bart, what are you doing?

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Politely listening
to our grandfather.

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00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:20,164
It was the war to end all wars.
But Pepsi would not give up.

241
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,625
They continued to
challenge Coke!

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Okay, listen, you.

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I don't know who you are or what
you've done with the real Bart, but...

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Well, God help me,
I want him back.

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00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,802
I don't know what
you're talking about.

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00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,224
The real Bart would've
thrown me out the window!

247
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He would have
defenestrated you?

248
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,977
You're just digging
yourself even deeper.

249
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,041
Come on, Bart.
You gotta get out of here.

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Pack like you've never packed before.
You know, I have never packed before.

251
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This is hard.

252
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,492
So you're packing. You
must've already heard.

253
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,036
Heard what?
We're going to Aspen.

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On a little ski trip.

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00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,749
Ski trip? You won't
know how they'll strike.

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A boating accident,
a ski trip.

257
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Scrubbing you is easy
'cause you've been pre-rinsed.

258
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And when you're covered with goo
that's when I'm scrubbing you.

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Scrub-ub-ub-ub-ub
Scrub-ub-ub-ub-ub.

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00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,440
Mom, "Bart" has
something to tell you.

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I don't like the look
of those air quotes.

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00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,864
So now Bart is on his way to Aspen
where they're going to try to kill him.

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00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,243
Thank you, Future Bart, for traveling
back through time to warn us.

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00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:52,715
Boy, Aspen sure is ritzy.
Even the winos look better.

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00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,677
We are champagnes.
Who wants a mimosa?

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00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,765
This trail is for
experienced skiers.

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Which is what you'll be
if you make it to the bottom.

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Which you won't.

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00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:11,650
Soon he'll be dead. And
we'll split the inheritance.

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00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,610
Yes, split.

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00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:14,903
Potato?

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00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,199
There's Bart!

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This looks like a job for Captain Crazy!
Up, up, and away!

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Come on, gravity.
You used to be cool.

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Occupied.

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00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,272
Two hot chocolates,
please.

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00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,275
Are you guests at the lodge? No.

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00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:04,953
You know, I feel sorry for you, kid,
going back to that cold, loveless family.

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00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,164
I'll survive.

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00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:12,294
Your favorite, sir. Hot fudge sundae
with gold leaf and diamond flakes.

281
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Take me with you! I'll be
anything and everything you want!

282
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,011
Don't leave me here with them!

283
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:24,598
I never thought I'd say this,
but I missed you guys.

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Even what's-her-name...
Lisa.

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Now we tuck in the tummy,
the tushy, and the tootsies.

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This is the life.

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