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The Simpsons.

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BART ". Woo-how.!

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St. Patrick's Day. I love how
they made the river green.

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Actually, my nuclear plant did that.
And now that you know,

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your life is in danger.

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Greetings, fellow lrishmen
and lady lrishmen.

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I, Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley
Fitzpatrick O'Donnell.

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"The Edge" Quimby, welcome
you to Springfield's

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first booze-free
St. Patrick's Day!

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Come on, people.

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Your drunken shenanigans
destroy this town every year.

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And Ireland is so much more
than the imbibing of spirits.

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The Irish gave the world
the paddy wagon,

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the shamrock shake, and folk dancing
where you don't move your arms.

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Where's the IRA
when you need 'em.

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We renounced
the ways of the gun and the bomb.

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In the old days we would've
been all over that.

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Oh, no. The Northern Irish
are also having a parade.

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Two kinds of Irish people?
What are they fighting over?

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Who gets to sleep
in the bathtub?

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Actually, those Prots and Cathies
have hated each other for centuries.

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It always comes
down to transubstantiation

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versus
consubstantiation.

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Stop it, both of you! You have
a common land, a literature,

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and the sweetest
songs on earth!

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Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral.

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Too-ra-loo-ra-li.

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Hush, my little baby.

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Hush now, don't you cry.

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Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral.

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Too-ra-loo-ra-li.

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Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral.

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That's an Irish lullaby.

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Oh, no!
Without the booze,

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these guys all remember how
much they hate each other!

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This was such a pleasant St. Patrick's
Day until the Irish people showed up.

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Urchins!

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They took my cupcakes!

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All right, you unwanted
miracles, give back the lady's cupcakes.

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You don't have
the teeth for it.

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Aye, but
we could gum the frosting.

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Well, if it's good
gumming you're after,

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wouldn't you rather have
this lovely cabbage?

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Cabbage, cabbage!

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Here you go, ma'am. Not a
sprinkle nor jimmy askew.

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Thank you
so much, Mr...

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Patrick Farrelly
at your service.

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Marge Simpson.
Well, Mr. Farrelly,

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the least I could do is
offer you a cupcake.

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Light, moist, and such a
marvelous shape retention.

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Marge, I own a small bakery.
Will you bake for me?

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Me? A professional
baker's employee?

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Imagine how different
my life would be.

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Here we are
at school, kids.

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Hey, what are those
boxes in the back?

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- Cakes!
- See ya.

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I'll do it!
Bless your heart.

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You won't regret it.
I already don't.

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Homer! I've
got great news!

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I'll use my one phone call
to find out all about it!

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Mulk request
change of venue.

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Green monster cannot get fair
trial in downtown Springfield.

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Granted.

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Homer Simpson? You're
a repeat offender.

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Three-peat.

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Bail is set
at $25,000.

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I make
that in a year.

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I suggest you see
a bail bondsman.

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Okay, Simpson. All of your
information checks out.

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I called your boss to
verify your employment,

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and he says you're fired
for getting arrested.

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You'd be amazed how
often that happens.

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We'll put up
your bail money.

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Just pay us 10 percent and
show up for your court date.

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And if I don't
show up?

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Then you gotta deal with me. The
name's Wolf, and I'm a bounty hunter.

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If someone skips bail, I track
'em down and bring 'em back.

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I also take a tooth, make a plastic
cast, put it on this necklace,

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then replace the tooth
at my expense.

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Well, time to go back to
my world of sleazy bars,

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tattoo parlors,
and greasy spoons.

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What a great job. And I
could use a job right now.

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Whoa!

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Not just anyone can be a bounty hunter.
You have to pass an online exam.

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No, wait. They got rid of that.
There is a ten-dollar filing fee.

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But you can get around it.

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Congratulations. You're
now a bounty hunter.

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Okay. I've set
my trap.

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Now to scatter my cheese
cubes and the rats will come.

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Condos! Affordable condos!
Bail jumpers welcome!

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"Bail jumpers welcome."
That's refreshing,

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after the cold shoulder we got at
the Town Homes at Sterling Point.

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Let's not get too excited till we find
out if it's in a good school district.

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Well, so wait. Are we
telling people now?

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Stop! In the name of a private
citizen with no connection to the law!

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Now are you gonna come
quietly, or do I have to...

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Now let's
think about this.

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If you shoot me, I won't
be able to stop you

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and you'll be free to go. But
someone may come after you.

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Probably not, given your reputation
for shooting people who come after you.

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What I'm trying to say is,
not shooting me now

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would be the biggest
mistake of your life.

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Bullet-proof glass.

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Flanders?

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Yep. I'm just replacing the
front window of my store,

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which was broken
in the riot.

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Young man, what
would your mother say

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if she knew you were shooting
nice people in the brain?

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She'd say that year off from Princeton
was the worst decision I ever made.

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Well, son, if you take
responsibility for your actions,

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this could be the start
of a better life for you.

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Maybe you're right.
Maybe I should just...

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This case is
in the bag!

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Homer, you could've
killed him!

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I sure could've.
Thanks to you.

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Now I can clearly see potential
customers walk right past my store.

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Enjoy your shopping
elsewhere.

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Hey, Ned. I brought
you something.

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What the... It's your
share of the money

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for bringing in
that bail jumper.

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Ned, I never thought I'd say
this, but we make a great team.

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Us? A team? As the salad said
to the soup, I'm all mixed up.

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We should be bounty
hunters together.

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You're kind and smart.
I'm cruel and strong.

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Together,
we're nothing.

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But together, we're the
perfect bounty hunter.

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Well, I could use money. But you
have to promise me something, Homer.

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Sure. What is it? We have to
do everything by the book.

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And you have to promise no
"diddilies" or "doodlies."

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My friend, you have
a dealaroonie!

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Marge, your talent with cakes
is a rare and precious thing.

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Well, thanks. But
I've been wondering.

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Why do you only have me make
spheres, rods, and half-moon shapes?

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Well,
Marge, I'll tell you,

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right after I talk to
these customers.

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We're going to a bachelorette
party for a really naughty girl.

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Yeah. We need something
tasty and tasteless.

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I've got just the thing,
courtesy of my newest baker.

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Freshly frosted
ass cake.

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Oh, my God. This is
an erotic bakery!

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Delicious.

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Now what do you have in the
way of a suggestive cannoli?

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We have quite
a selection.

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Yes! Oh, boy.
I'll leave you with the book.

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How could you not tell me
this is an erotic bakery?

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Marge, calm down. For as
long as there's been baking,

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there's been erotic baking. It
fills a need and harms no one.

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Harms no one?
Explain that to...

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Well, what about...
I think you forgot about...

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My number-one customers are married
couples, your friends and neighbors.

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I just made a custom order
for the Hibberts.

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It's an exact replica
of the good doctor's...

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I don't want to know! It's
not what you think it is.

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Good.

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It's his penis! That's
exactly what I was thinking!

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Marge, this is a
valuable public service.

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Without your baking, people like
me will be forced into back alleys,

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repurposing Ho Hos
and Ding Dongs.

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You have a great gift.
Don't let it go to waste.

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Well, okay.

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This Taser is awesome! Finally,
a practical use for electricity.

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Dear Lord, thank you for creating so
many evil criminals for us to bring in.

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And also, thank you for
my partner Homer, who...

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Did you just Taser
my coffee?

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Just warming it up. Now to melt
the cheese in this croissant.

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And get rid of a little
excess earwax.

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And smoke
a relaxing cigar.

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Homer, can we take it easy on the Taser?
No problem.

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Our first bail jumper!
Let's roll.

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Homer, take the Taser
out of your pants.

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No, it looks cool!

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Boy!

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Boy!

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Down in the street
there is violence.

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And a lots of work
to be done.

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Who's there?
Bible salesman.

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No place to hang out
our washing.

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And I can't blame
all on the sun, oh no.

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We gonna rock down
to Electric Avenue.

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And then we'll
take it higher.

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Oh, we gonna rock down
to Electric Avenue.

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And then we'll
take it higher.

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Workin' so hard
like a soldier.

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Daddy's home! I brought you
kids some stuff from work!

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Here you go, son!
Shell casings!

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Whoa! There's still
bullets in some of these!

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Point them away from your
sisters when you hammer them.

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Yes, sir!

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What'd you
get for me?

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Something for the sweetest
little scientist in the world.

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A new chemistry set!

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Dad, is this from
a meth lab?

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The biggest
one in town!

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This is evidence.

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Evidence that I
love my little girl.

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Marge, I brought you some flowers.
A full dozen this time! No tricks.

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Homie! I got you
something, too!

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A sterling silver picture frame
with pictures of our kids in it.

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Yes, for now.

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I guess things are working out
pretty good at your bakery job.

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Maybe we could order one of
your cakes for Lisa's birthday.

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How dare you?
What'd you do that for?

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Sorry. Sorry.
Muscle spasm.

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I'm not convinced.
Still on the fence.

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Now I believe you.

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He'll be here
sooner or later.

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So how about a little
stakeout music?

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Homer, I don't think
we have the same musical tastes.

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Well, I like AC/DC.

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I like their Christian
cover band, AD/BC.

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Kindly deeds done
for free Kindly deeds...

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Done for free.

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Kindly deeds done for free.

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Kindly deeds and
they're done for free.

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Kindly deeds and
they're done for free.

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I've never seen anyone
eat pizza like that.

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You gotta try it!

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This way the pepperonis stay intact
until they reach your stomach.

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Then barn!

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Man! That's harder to
swallow than evolution!

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You've gotta roll it
from the point.

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Here. Let me show you.

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Not bad. Now let it
unfurl in your stomach.

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There he is!

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Kitten whiskers!

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There's one thing he didn't count on:
My reckless indifference to human life!

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Lord, in your mercy, could
you give my friend a stroke?

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Seymour, those string beans
were cooked to perfection.

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After twenty years, I am
finally starting to like you.

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Just wait for dessert, sir.
I made it with you in mind.

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Outstanding.

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I'll just shut my eyes and
let you place it before me.

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Seymour, what's going on?
I'm coming down there!

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Quick! We'll have to
eat from each end.

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We'll know we're safe when
our lips meet in the middle.

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Homer, you can't drive
a car onto a subway.

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You need a special sticker
just to bring a bike!

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Have you no respect
for the law?

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Hey, it worked, didn't it?
Okay, smart guy!

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You're going
in the bag!

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Wait. I left a
sandwich in there.

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Homer, no. You promised. Everything
was supposed to be by the book.

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You know what
your problem is?

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You haven't become as bad
as the people we chase!

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This partnership
is over!

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I'll tell you what's over:
This partnership!

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You know, if you'd take your foot
off the accelerator going downhill,

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you wouldn't use
so much gas.

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I can't take
another word out of you.

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I can't believe
Flanders dumped me.

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Marge, do we have any more
of your extra-long Twinkies?

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Oh, no! Those were for
Mr. Smithers' commitment ceremony!

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Marge, what's going on?

254
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:57,123
Homie, I've got a confession to make.
I'm an erotic baker.

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I hid it all in the one
place you'd never look.

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Marge, I could see you withholding
sex or withholding cake.

257
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,801
But withholding
sexy cake?

258
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I know we have to move past
this but I don't see how.

259
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Homie, what do you say we go to bed?
You, me, and the cake?

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First, why don't you and I
and the cake take a shower?

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Lucky Jim, I'm out of the
bounty hunting business.

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Not so fast, Ned. I got one more
bail jumper for you to pick up.

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Forget it! I'm
turning in my...

264
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,879
Well, I don't really have
anything to turn in.

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So that's that! I suggest
you call Homer Simpson!

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This is one jumper
that Homer can't catch.

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Homer?

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Seems he never
showed up in court

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on his St. Patrick's Day arrest.
Not interested.

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All right. If you don't want the job,
I'll just give it to one of these guys.

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I'm sure they're all
competent professionals.

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But you'd best
leave it to me.

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Hello? Hello?
Anybody home?

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You jumped bail, Homer.
I gotta bring you in.

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What have you
done to my family?

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I figured a good time to pick you up
was when they were at Lisa's recital.

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And how did you know
I wouldn't be there?

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Lucky guess.

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VVeH, youWlnever
take me alive!

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Forgot my keys.

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I loved you, man!
For the last few weeks.

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00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,038
But most of the time I've known
you, you've treated me like dirt.

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00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,648
You hang onto resentment
like a Confederate widow!

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00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,151
I forgave you for
accidentally killing my wife.

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00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,486
Yeah. But you hold
onto the big things!

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00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,865
The point is the more I got to know
you, the more I got to like you.

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00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,869
I like you, too. But you broke the law.
So I gotta bring you in.

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00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,204
So it's gonna be
like that, eh?

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00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,520
I got you, my friend.

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00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,522
Thanks. But what are
you holding onto?

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00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,690
Well, I'm...

292
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,366
Now all we have to do is get
out before the concrete hardens.

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00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,661
Damn it.

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"Lest I come and strike
the earth with a curse."

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Thus ends the
Book of Malachi.

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00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,005
I guess I did know the
whole Old Testament by heart.

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00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,716
Out with the Old, in with the New.
Testament that is.

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Matthew 1. "The book of the genealogy
of Jesus Christ, the son of David,

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"the son of Abraham.

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"Abraham became the father of Isaac.
Isaac became the father of Jacob.

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"Jacob became the father
of Judah and his brothers.

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00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,733
"Judah became the father
of Perez and Zarah by Tamar."

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Simpson, we're gonna put you
away for a long, long time.

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Make it life and
you've got a deal.

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00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,785
Don't feel too bad, Homie.
You'll be free tomorrow.

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00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,746
And I used all my
new baking skills

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00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:52,376
to make a special cake
to remind you of me.

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Baby!

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Thanks, Marge.

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