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The Simpsons.

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We now
return to Hunch.

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There's your murderer.

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Are you sure, Hunch?
How do you know?

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Uh? Something about his
hair. I don't know.

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How did we miss
that? Get him!

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Hey.
Come on.

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Ah, you did it again, Hunch.
Let's go grab a bite.

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You know what I'm
in the mood for?

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Could it be turkey?

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But how did you... Ah!

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It's amazing they've gotten
512 shows out of this premise.

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Remember when we saw
Hunch's butt in the shower?

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That was two seasons ago.

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Now you can only
see butts on cable.

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This is Kent Brockman with
an Isotope baseball update.

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The 'Topes are in first place
since the acquisition of

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homerun king, Buck Mitchell.

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Thanks to him,
Springfield is once again

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overrun with
fair-weather fans.

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The Isotopes are winning?
To the bandwagon!

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Nothing beats a day at the
ballpark with my family.

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Tickets! Tickets!
Who needs tickets!

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Homer, we need
those tickets to get in.

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Don't worry. I'll use the money I
make to buy tickets from a scalper.

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And I'll sell those tickets
and we'll be rich. Rich!

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We did it, baby!
We made it through the rain.

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Tickets, $30, big game. Everybody
wants to see the game.

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Oh, cop! Act like
you're in love with me.

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Peanuts! $5 peanuts!

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You want to know
something, Bart?

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Nah. I know enough.

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I myself played in this
ballpark back in 1940-deuce.

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That was during the war when
sushi was called liberty logs,

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and no one had
ever heard of it.

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But, Grampa, in 1942, they only
played women's baseball here.

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Ha, ha. Let's just say one of the
ladies had some extra equipment.

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I was the center fielder
for the Springfield Floozies.

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The pay wasn't much, but it kept
me out of the war for a year.

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Effie Lou is a man!

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Get him. He could threaten
my record for lady triples.

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That was a magical summer.

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How'd I get here?

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ANNOUNCER. Now, to sing
our national anthem,

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Payola recording artist,
Tabitha Vixx!

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She's married
to Buck Mitchell.

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I bet that's why she's here
tonight honoring America.

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Oh, say can you see.

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By the dawn's early light.

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And now here's something
from my new album.

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I'm trouble-istic.

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Stay away, boy 'Cause
you know I'm trouble-istic.

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Think you can control me?

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You ain't being realistic.

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Hey, Buck!

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How does it feel knowing your
wife's turning on a creep like me?

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Weird, I bet! Ha, ha!

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Trouble-istic girl
makes your troubulations grow.

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Double trouble-istic
when you try to tell me, "no".

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Trouble, trouble
Oh, yeah.

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Trouble.

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And the home of the.

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Brave.

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She just embarrassed me in front
of the entire Tornado Belt League.

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So next up for
the Cosmos, Freddy Alvarado.

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Freddy,
of course, the older brother

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of the famous Wolf
Boy of Juárez, Mexico.

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Here's the pitch.

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And Buck Mitchell
can't find the handle.

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That's an E3 if you're
keeping score at home.

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And if you are,
your loneliness saddens me.

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It's okay, Buck.
Bad hop! Bad hop!

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Yank it off, Buck!

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You suck!

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I concur!

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Bart, hand me that
sack of batteries.

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9-volt, double A,
D, D, D, cordless drill!

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Job himself never
had a tougher day

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at the ballpark
than Buck Mitchell.

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He's made six errors, struck
out twice and swallowed a bee.

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My fiancée!

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They're making a mockery out of
Amerisnet.com Troll Doll Night.

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You know what to do, Duffman.

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Oh, yeah. Time for the
Duff Triple-Malt Kiss-Cam!

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Duffman.

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And then he kissed me.

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And then he kissed me.

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Look, it's a thing.

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Next time I saw him I couldn't
wait to see him again.

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I wanted to let him know...

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We both find public displays
of affection vulgar.

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Come on, Doc. She's a fine-looking woman.
You don't want to work that?

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I didn't know just what to do.

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So, I whispered...

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Homer? Homer,
now we have to kiss.

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The big TV is telling us to.

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Look at that ugly old man.

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That's you.

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Gimme a kiss, Homie!

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Really? You'd kiss
an ugly old man like me?

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Only if he'll kiss me back.

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And then he kissed me.

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And then he kissed me.

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And then he kissed me.

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Yeah, Homer. Suck that face!

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Remember when we
used to kiss like that, Carl?

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With our
respective girlfriends.

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Yeah. I wonder where
Jill and Kelly are now.

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I heard Jill died. Kelly,
I think, is a prostitute.

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What a game!

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I got on the Kiss-Cam,

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I participated in the wave
and I got to pee in a trough.

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Marge, can we
get a trough?

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For the last time, no!

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Ohhh, iced tea.

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Hey, that was my iced tea. I
just sweetened it to my liking.

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Oh, Buck Mitchell!

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Ooh, the baseball-playing man.

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I barely recognize you
without your costume on.

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Evening, ma'am.

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I couldn't help seeing you two
exchanging marital kisses tonight.

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Yes, yes. The game you
played so horribly at.

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Well, unfortunately,
my marriage ain't so good.

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Oh! I never heard anything
about it on the gossip shows

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or the blogosphere, or in my
supermarket checkout magazine.

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I was wondering if
you and the mister

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could give us some
marriage counseling.

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You know, in return,
I can give you season tickets.

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Season tickets? I could
entertain business clients.

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I might even land
the Henderson account.

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Uh... Homer, can I see
you in the kitchen?

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Sure.

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That means she wants
to talk in private.

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It's probably about you.

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Homie, I don't think
our marriage is so Jim Dandy,

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that we should be
counseling others.

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Hey, we've gone
through more hardships

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than the Jews and Charlie
Brown put together.

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Hmm. Well, we have
managed to squeeze

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a lot of fun out
of married life.

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Ha-ha. That's just how I feel.

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Whoo-hoo!

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See, that's what I want, carefree
intimacy with no edge of resentment.

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Buck Mitchell!

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Buck, I guess
we can help you out.

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We'll start tomorrow.

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Hey, Buck, Buck, Buck.
It's me.

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The weird guy
from the stadium.

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Uh, there were a lot of weird guys
at the stadium tonight.

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You know, I remembered you.

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Buck, Tabitha, welcome.

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We'll start your first
marriage counseling session

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as soon
as Homer gets here.

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Sorry I'm late. I was just
gathering my counseling equipment.

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Meh.

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Now, let's remember
no one's right

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and no one's
wrong till I say so.

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Ha! I think what Homer
means is

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why don't you tell us what each
of you feels is the problem?

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Well, I'm an old-fashioned guy, you know.
And when we got hitched,

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I just assumed she'd give up her
international recording career

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to focus on my minor league
baseball dreams.

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Wow, I think we've really
hit on something here.

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Unfortunately,
we're out of time.

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How does that
make you feel?

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Shut up. My
10:00's here.

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Oh, Homer, please.

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Uh... Let's see here.

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Here's something the book's
previous owner underlined.

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"Be honest with your partner
about what you're feeling."

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I don't want to waste any more
time in a mismatched marriage.

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"Try to frame criticisms of
your spouse in a positive way."

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Well, I'm positively
sick of her

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shaking her lady parts for
the whole world to eyeball.

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Interesting. Interesting.

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Buck, you've got a beautiful
woman with a hot body

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that any man
would fantasize about,

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even while making
love to his own Marge.

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Aw. Thank you, Homer.

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Maybe we should stop here.

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Good idea, honey.

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Buck, would you mind signing a
couple of baseballs for my boy?

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Uh. Yeah. Sure.

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Just sign your name
above President Lincoln's.

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Isn't it weird that our parents
are giving marital advice?

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They're always fighting.

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If you listen closely, you can
hear them arguing right now.

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And I say a monkey
can mow our lawn!

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This house is spectacular!

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You must've had
a great view of the riots.

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I stole a rack of fur coats.

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I sell one a year
to pay for Christmas.

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You make me laugh, Homer.

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Why? Because I'm fat?

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Okay.

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Tonight, we're gonna discuss little
ways to keep your romance alive,

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make time
for each other,

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an hour, an evening,
a mini-vacation.

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Well, I am presenting
at the ESPY Awards next week.

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And I'm receiving. Hey, we can
wait for our limos together.

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Or, take the same limo!

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Mmm. Oh, yeah.

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Like I always say,
compromise is the key.

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I always say that.

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Let's compromise and
say nobody said it.

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And here's
the pitch to Buck Mitchell.

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It's going, going...

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And like America 's credibility
on the world stage,

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that ball is gone!

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Booyah!

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Buck Mitchell is back
and sluggier than ever!

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With five
homeruns in two nights,

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he's ended rumors
of early retirement

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and inspired
rumors of steroid abuse!

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But I've heard this turnaround

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is due to the marriage counseling
of Marge and Homer Simpson,

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seen in this file photo.

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Homer, I'm proud of you.

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You've prolonged
this celebrity marriage

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at least through
playoff season.

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After that, who gives a hobo's crap?
Am I right?

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I'm a girl who loves a man.

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And we live in
sexy, marriage land.

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Sexy, marriage land.

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Oh, marriage.

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Sexy marriage land.

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Wow. I've got this sudden
urge to give her $5 bill.

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That's it. We're
out of here.

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Hey, Tabitha, great show!

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I liked that part where you
mentioned Springfield.

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Did you know
that's where you are?

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Hey, why don't you
stay and have a bite?

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Ohhh, You're so hot.

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If only I'd seen you
before I met my wife.

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Oh, Homer, you're
sweet, but...

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Oh, you're talking
to the chicken.

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Don't tell
the hamburger in my car.

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Listen, these shows
always tense me up.

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While your fingers are greasy,
could you give me a neck rub?

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Well, okay.

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So, why didn't you marry one
of your crummy backup dancers?

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Nah. They're day laborers. We pick
them up in the Home Depot parking lot.

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Oh, yeah.

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Ohhh! That's it, right there.

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Ohhh, yes! Yes. Yes.
It feels so good!

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Ohhh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, baby.

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Oh, Oh... Yes!

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00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,571
Whoa! Thank God
I brought protection.

250
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,320
I used to be so
embarrassed buying these.

251
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,087
Homer Simpson? You're supposed
to be my marriage counselor!

252
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,924
I did workbook pages for you.

253
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,883
Oh, we're gonna have a lot to
talk about at your three o'clock.

254
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,525
There ain't gonna be
a three o'clock.

255
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:31,524
Cancellations
require 24 hours' notice.

256
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:41,840
And that's why Lou Gehrig was a
selfish crybaby who deserved to die.

257
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,084
Springfield,
let's hear from you.

258
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,560
Uh, yeah.
I got a question.

259
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,361
How come Buck Mitchell's game
is in the toilet, again?

260
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,922
Well, rumor has it
his marriage is failing

261
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,368
due to the inept counseling
of Homer and Marge Simpson.

262
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:59,049
Ugh. I knew it. I knew it! So,
do I win a Jock Squawk T-shirt?

263
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,201
Uh, no. Sorry.

264
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,776
It don't need
no writing on it.

265
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,000
It don't even
have to be clean.

266
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,121
Is this Moe?

267
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,120
What happened to that
bumper sticker we gave you?

268
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,730
Uh, it's holding in my hernia.

269
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,803
Dad, because you and Mom screwed
up Buck Mitchell's marriage,

270
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,883
some kids beat me
up at school today.

271
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,689
Yeah, they beat me up at work.

272
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,525
Look at the words
they wrote on my skull.

273
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,370
Oh, Papa.

274
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,290
I didn't want you to learn
that word this way.

275
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,200
Marge, we gotta get Buck
and Tabitha back together.

276
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,408
This is the most important
case of our careers.

277
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,446
Listen, bub. We are out of the
marriage counseling business.

278
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,170
And the only one
you should be giving

279
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,322
chicken grease
neck rubs to is me!

280
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,767
But not me, because I
think they're disgusting!

281
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,130
Oh! So, now we're judging each
other based on things we've done!

282
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,248
Real fair! Class act!

283
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,889
I'm going back to the stadium to
bring those two kids back together.

284
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,844
And I'll do it
with or without you.

285
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,241
Then I guess
you'll do it without me.

286
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,410
Oh, but I wanted to
do it with you!

287
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,642
Crossed arms mean no.

288
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,881
Tabitha, what a coincidence!

289
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,850
I was just thinking
sad thoughts about you.

290
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,287
I came to tell you
I'm leaving Buck.

291
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,563
Uh? What? No! No!

292
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,324
What? Uh? No! Uh? What?

293
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,642
Buck and I don't
belong together.

294
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,325
Don't give up on Buck.

295
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,482
There must be
something about him

296
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,528
that attracted you
in the first place.

297
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,924
Well, yeah.

298
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,322
He was the first man who didn't
just like me for my body.

299
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,641
He always complimented
me on my hair.

300
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,208
Ooh! Your standing lamp
is dirty, I'll polish it!

301
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,001
Cancel all my appointments.

302
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,651
Let's go.

303
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:15,691
So, here comes Buck Mitchell
in a spot every kid dreams of,

304
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,849
where a sacrifice fly
could lead

305
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,561
his minor league
team to a wildcard spot.

306
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,283
And there's the Duff blimp.

307
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:32,129
With a special message
from Tabitha to Buck.

308
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,204
Said Zeppelin has
a whole lotta love.

309
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,088
It's working.
Buck's buying my fake message.

310
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,926
And you said it
would never work.

311
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,247
No. I said, "Duffman
will do what you want!

312
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,841
"Stop kicking and
punching Duffman!"

313
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,525
I'm whacking
this for you, baby!

314
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,964
And he sends one
into the slug-o-sphere.

315
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,327
It going, going...

316
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,402
My sister's friend!

317
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:22,970
Tabitha! Tabitha! Oh! This is
the worst blimp crash ever!

318
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,401
TOO SOON!

319
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,766
Where are ya, sweetie?

320
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,602
Uh... Uh... She was here a minute ago.
She must be pooping.

321
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,881
Hey, you're lying.
This whole stunt was a lie.

322
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,724
Get him.
He ruined mini bat day.

323
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,843
Yeah! Get him!

324
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,490
Leave him alone.

325
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:42,087
All he did was try to help a
young couple find their way.

326
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,170
Does he really deserve
to get strung up for that?

327
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,000
Cut that out.

328
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,287
Duffman, gives
the people what they want!

329
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,925
Weren't you just
tied up in the blimp?

330
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,891
Three Duffmen
are working the game tonight.

331
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,203
Don't tell the children.
It's disillusioning!

332
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,963
Duffman! Duffman!
Duffman! Duffman!

333
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,488
Marriage is hard work.

334
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,766
But it's worth it when you've got
someone wonderful like I do.

335
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,928
Buck, I love you, too,

336
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,004
and I'll take you back if you can
guess tonight's attendance.

337
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,482
D! C! A! B! A! A!

338
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,045
B! No, A!

339
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,650
Let's see, um...

340
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,166
B. No, no, no, A.
No, no. Oh, man, man!

341
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,683
It's C, as in,
"keeping together."

342
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,082
Which is what I want to do.

343
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,769
Well, Homer, it looks like my
marriage is going into extra innings.

344
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,645
Great. But enough of
the baseball analogies.

345
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,524
They sicken me.
No problem.

346
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,649
Now, m'lady, your
carriage awaits.

347
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,242
Ah, ain't love grand, Tito?

348
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,563
Hey, man, I don't care! Bandits
just kidnapped my mother!

349
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:05,721
Just found out.