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The Simpsons.

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Woo-hoo!

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I love it when Mr. Burns
shows a movie at work.

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I'm not sittin' up
front with you guys.

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It's bad for your eyes.

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Suckers.

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Before we begin the movie,
please join me in a moment

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of silence for the workers who
gave their lives in an heroic...

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Movie! Movie! Movie!

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The American worker.

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Proud, tough, hardworking.

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And tired!

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These jobs are killing us.

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Outsourcing, take them away!

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It's a miracle!

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They moved our factory
to a third-world nation.

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Now I have more time to
play the lottery. Ka-ching!

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Hey, America, why not let
some of the other countries

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carry their share
of the load?

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You can, with the best kind
of sourcing: Outsourcing.

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What a great film.

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And I think it
makes a terrific point:

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Effective immediately,
I'm closing the plant

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and moving all
operations to India.

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Does this mean
we're losing our jobs?

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No, no.

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Your jobs are safe.

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They'll just be done by someone
else in another country.

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Oh, no! I just bought
a $3 million house!

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However, federal law
requires I keep

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one union worker
on the payroll.

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So, congratulations, whoever
catches this bouquet!

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Woo-hoo! I win!

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In your face,
best friends!

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You've been
transferred to India?

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Hey, Marge,
it's what I gotta do

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to keep this family
living in luxury.

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Luxury? This thermostat
is just painted on.

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Oh, my God! You're right.
I'd better call the guy.

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Send someone right over.
Oh, here he is.

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Dad, that's Mac Tonight.

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Yeah? Well, while I'm gone,
you'll do what he says.

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What's a MacGyver, and why
does it have a convention?

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MacGyver was a show
about a secret agent

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who used inventions made of everyday
objects to defeat bad guys.

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And he was played
by the three greatest

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names in the history
of television:

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Richard Dean Anderson.

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Did someone
mention my names?

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Richard Dean Anderson!

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You finally came
to our convention!

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No. I'm looking for the
convention for my new show.

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Stargate SG-1.

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Oh, that.
It's over there.

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Stargate 86-1!

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You're into MacGyver?

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That show was so stupid.

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"Oh, I'm MacGyver.
I can make a bomb

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"out of a banana
peel and a toaster."

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That show was just a paycheck
to me, and nothing more.

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How could he say that?

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MacGyver is my world.

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Richard Dean Anderson
just pissed off

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the wrong Richard
Dean Anderson fans!

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Stargate...

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Richard Dean Anderson,

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of the four star
franchises:

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Wars, Trek, Gate,
and Search,

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Gate is easily
my third favorite.

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I get that a lot.

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Question SG1:

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How would your character,
Major General.

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Jonathan "Jack" O'Neill,
react to appearing

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at the Springfield
Stargate fanfest?

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I feel like I've just
gone through

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the stargate to one
heck of a convention!

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He's aware of us!

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What in the name
of Steve Ditko?

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Hey, Let go!

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Hey, watch the face!
I need that for acting!

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Whoa! He's gone!

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There must be a stargate
in this stadium!

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Everybody, look for it!

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Wait, wait. I have some
even more exciting news!

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There is a girl
in the audience!

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Everybody look for her!

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This is a kilt,
and I'm not a girl!

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You're as close
as we'll ever get!

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Get him!

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Surprise!

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This is kidnapping! People
are gonna know I'm missing.

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There's a liquor store
I go to every morning.

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This isn't a kidnapping.

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No. Think of it
as a two-on-one.

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MacGyver convention.

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That will never,
never end.

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First, you're gonna sign
a couple of autographs.

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What the...

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You can write "Help me" all you want.
No one will ever see it.

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Oh, Dad, we'll
miss you so much.

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I'll miss you kids, too.

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Attention.

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India Air flight 57
now boarding first class,

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small children and fat guys.

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That's me!
Homie...

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I got you something
to read on the plane.

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Woo-hoo!

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A book?

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"Secrets I learned
at breakfast"?

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The cereal's
just a metaphor.

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It's a book
about management,

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and Lee lacocca says it's

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"definitely
dot-dot-dot useful."

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Thanks, sweetie.

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I've never been less angry
to receive a book.

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This isn't India!

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Where's the University
of Notre Dame,

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the Indy 500, Wrigley
Field, Dodger Dogs?

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You ignorant American, you have
confused India with Indiana,

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Indiana with Illinois, and
the Cubs with the Dodgers.

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Oh, no! I took a job on the
other side of the world!

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Oh, I hate
this subcontinent!

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Hello. Lisa, it's me!

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I'm in trouble!

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Calm down, Dad.
What happened?

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A cow took my iPod
and I punched it'.!

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Do I have to?

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Okay, okay, I'll show
the cow I adore it.

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Oh, baby, mmm.

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Ooh, did you lose weight? Ho-ho!

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Oh, come on, baby,
don't play hard to milk.

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Okay, Apu said his cousin
Kavi could help me out.

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Let's see... Apu's
cousin is medium height,

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dark complexion,
brown eyes, black hair.

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Are you Kavi?
No.

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Are you Kavi?
Yes.

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Oh, you must be
Mr. Homer.

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Finally!

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He's escaped.

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We'll be
busted for kidnapping.

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I can't face jail.

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I can.

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Richard Dean Anderson.

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Why did you come back?

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To tell you
how I escaped.

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I had to get out before another
one of your bristly kisses.

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Then I remembered
the blue contacts I wear

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to hide my Latino heritage.

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Now all I needed was
a sling strong enough

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to support
my 200-pound frame.

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A-bra-cada-bra.

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MacGyver lives.

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And not just at 2:00 a.m.
on the USA Network.

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My real-life escape
from your love dungeon

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was the most exciting
thing I've ever done.

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It was?

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Tie me up
so I can do it again.

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But this time
don't make it so easy.

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No.

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Delighted.

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Too much?

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Not for MacGyver.

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Why did you want to make
an entrance like that, sir?

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I am a showman.

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Welcome, new employees of the
Bangalore Nuclear Power Plant.

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The energy generated here
is transmitted through

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undersea cables
right back to America.

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You know, Moe, that sign is
powered by non-American workers.

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So what? Your beefs German
and the TV's Japanese.

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Well, is there anything in this
bar that's made in America?

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Just this.

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On.

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God! Misfire!

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Now I'd like to introduce
you to your new manager.

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You'll find his integrity
and dedication make him...

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Untouchable.

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Sorry I'm late. I was doing
Carnac with my bodyguard.

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Hindu.

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What do you call
the moisture on your hin?

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Classic! Now...

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Tell them how to run
a nuclear plant.

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Da...

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Da...

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Did I say "um"?

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Oh, man, what do I do?

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Wait, the book Marge gave me.

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Okay, book, I didn't read
you and you didn't read me,

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but we're both
in this together.

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So say something smart or
get ready to run like hell.

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"In business as in breakfast,

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"fried eggs have
fragile yolks."

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Oh, he's got them
eating out of his hand.

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And to think you
doubted him, Smithers.

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Uh, sir, can we talk about this
arranged marriage of mine?

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Yoo-hoo.

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Y'ello.
Dad, I got to write a report

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on the Great Lakes.

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Just outsource it to Lisa.

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Outsourcing is the answer
to everything.

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Also, I can't sleep at night

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'cause there's this new bully
who follows me home, and...

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I think he's in the house.

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Outsourcing.

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I'm very glad to see
you favor outsourcing.

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I myself have found work with
several American companies.

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On.

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IBM
help line, this is Brian. Uh-huh.

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Uh, have you tried disabling your firewall?

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Dallas/Fort Worth Marriott.
How can I help y'all?

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Well, we have
a Cotton Bowl special.

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Go Aggies!

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This is Queen Mama Jumbo.

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The stars tell me
you have a question.

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Oh, no' Jenny,
don't be dating that boy.

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The bones don't lie.
He's bad mojo, girl.

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Next.

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Whoa!

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Okay, here's the plan.

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You lock me
in the trunk of a car

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and park it under
the pier at low tide.

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All I need are
these everyday objects.

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A nail file, a Farmers'Almanac,
a gun with no bullets,

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some bullets and three
of my MacGyver writers.

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Sounds great.

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Can we do it during lunch?

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Now!

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Simpson, I don't know
how you're doing it,

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but you're outputting
10 times the power

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our American plant ever did.

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Well, a little book
once told me...

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Ah! Having only one pancake
leaves room for more bacon.

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I see what you're saying.

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We're crowding your plate.

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In fact, there's no need
for us to be here at all.

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Let's go, Smithers.

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You're giving me
absolute power?

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Sir, doesn't that corrupt?

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Absolutely not.

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When ii comes to running a nuclear
power plant, this man's a god.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm
late for a dinner engagement.

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I don't want my scooped out
monkey head to get cold.

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I'm not a god.

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God has a white beard and
invented the Da Vinci Code.

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Actually, in our system of
belief, there are many gods.

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Let's see, you got the Elephant-man,
Johnny Six-Arms, Papa Smurf.

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These guys are pretty cool.

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Maybe I am one of them.

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If only I had some kind of proof.

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I won a free soda!

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I am a god!

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Sir, I really don't think we should
have left Simpson in charge.

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No office talk.

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I'm floating down the Ganges
with my new chums.

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Those are corpses.

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You never like my friends.

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What's going on?

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We flew all the way out here 'cause
Homer sent us this crazy card.

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Behind one of these doors
is Homer Simpson.

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Behind the other,
a Bengal tiger.

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Choose wisely.

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Both doors have tigers!

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One of those tigers
is named Homer Simpson.

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Welcome home!

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Guess who made
MacGyver burgers?

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MacGyver!

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We didn't have
any ground beef.

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Yeah, but you did have
Slim Jims, a cheese grater

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and rubber bands to
hold it all together.

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We got to get
rid of this kook.

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I got an idea.

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Which episode are
we watching tonight?

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"L is for Lake Tahoe:
Part ll"?

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"Bless me, MacGyver,
For I Have Sinned"?

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Oh, we thought maybe
you would like to

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see some of our
globetrotting adventures.

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This is Selma in line
at the Luray Caverns.

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It turned out it was the
line for the ladies' room.

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This is the ladies' room.

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This is us at the Alberta,
Canada, carriage museum.

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That's a phaeton.
Landau. Buckboard.

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Post chaise.
Surrey. Surrey.

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Surrey. Selma. Surrey.

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You're in a tight spot,
MacGyver.

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This calls for your most
ingenious escape ever.

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This Olive Garden coupon!
It expires at midnight.

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You're not
holding a coupon.

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MacGyver away!

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Well, he's gone.

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Yeah.

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And we'll always have what he
wrote on our window shade.

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What did he
write that in?

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Grape juice
and tears.

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This is the end.

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My only friend, the end...

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Of our elaborate...

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00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,889
So, Mr. Burns, you're saying
my dad has gone insane

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and thinks he's a god
and broken off

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all contact with
the outside world?

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00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,728
I told you Simpson
was a poor choice, sir.

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00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,287
You know, Smithers, "I told
you so" has a brother.

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His name is
"Shut the hell up!"

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A-bom-shabai.

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A-bom-shabai.

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A-bom-shabai.

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Mom, I'm scared.

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A-bom-shabai.

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00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,329
A-bom-shabai.

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00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,604
A-bom-shabai.

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00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,521
A-bom-shabai.

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00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,410
A-bom-shabai.

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A-bom-shabai.

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Should we take
all our stuff,

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or are we coming back
on this boat, too?

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00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,964
Same boat,
but take it anyway.

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00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,529
They use the boat for a Dixieland
booze cruise while we're gone.

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Silence!

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00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,406
Now for my amusement, let the
monkey fight the elephant.

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Homie, stop!
You're not a god!

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00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,244
Marge? You're just a sweet
guy from Springfield

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who wanted his family
to have a better life.

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00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:09,320
What, I...
I am a god! I know all.

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00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,370
Oh, yeah,
what's Mom's birthday?

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00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,330
It's... Um...

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00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:18,203
Jan... Feb... Mar...

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00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,601
It's May!

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May!

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First... Second... Third?

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00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,366
You don't have to worship him.
He's not a god.

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00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,806
We know that.
We follow him

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because of the secrets
he tells us.

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00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,806
What secrets?

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He told us of
overtime pay.

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And coffee breaks.

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And flex time.

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00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,601
Casual Fridays.

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00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,721
On-site daycare.

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00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,245
Low dental co-pays.

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00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,129
Muffin baskets
on your birthday.

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With Mylar balloons.

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00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,803
Mylar balloons.

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00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:52,205
Mylar balloons.
Mylar balloons.

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00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,881
This man told you
about these things?

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00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,970
Yes. In fact, he gave them
to us in a binding contract.

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00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,881
"A-bom-shabai"
means "vote union."

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00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,163
A-bom-shabai.

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00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,409
A-bom-shabai.

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00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,927
Up until now,
I was with you.

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00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,965
Even the beast-on-beast
combat, that had potential.

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00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,567
But treating employees like
human beings, that is madness!

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00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,682
Oh, you appear ill, Sahib.

351
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,928
Maybe you should
take a personal day.

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00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,162
Take one of mine.
They are transferable.

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00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,931
I'm proud of you, Dad.

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00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,890
You're the first man to ever
outsource the American worker's

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00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,247
sense of entitlement
and privilege.

356
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,484
Well, I'm just glad
I'm not a god anymore.

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00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,886
I want to go home.

358
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,803
How's Chief Wiggum?

359
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,449
He was gravely wounded
in a bank shootout.

360
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,882
Yeah, he's funny.

361
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,801
Well, I guess we'll have to
relocate to an area where

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00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,281
the workers are more
desperate and ignorant,

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00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,365
Springfield.

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00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,880
You're fired!

365
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,200
You're all fired!

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00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,282
Fired! Fired! Fired!

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00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,364
Two months' severance!

368
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,441
Early retirement!

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00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,125
Golden parachutes for all!

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00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,207
Oh, go ahead and
join them, Smithers.

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00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,209
I know you want to.

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00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,686
Yes, sir!