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The Simpsons.

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Children, we have a special
treat today. Willie!

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Welcome to Diversity Tales.

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Enjoy your
multicultural hooey!

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It was the
Feast of the Sea Lion.

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Who Would Not Share.

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Come, Brother Titi. Let us
collect cha-cha sticks.

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I will make a headdress
for the wedding

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of Earth Turtle
and Moon Mongoose.

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You don't need
a headdress.

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Your most beautiful costume
is your self-esteem.

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What is this crap?

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This is worse than
Wheelchair-Nocchio.

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Yeah? Well, if you
don't like the movie,

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feel free to stare out the window.

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Hey, crypt keeper, I like
your Dodge Scare-a-van!

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How dare you mock
my mobile-a-mobile?

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It was the first
car to outrun a man.

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A caveman!

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I thought of that because I
slept in a cave last night.

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Of all the...

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I will not be lampooned by school children!
Kill them, Smithers!

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Uh, you could just
buy a new car, sir.

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Well, whatever's easier.

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A new car? May I
suggest an Oldsmobile?

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Mr. Bums sucks!

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I won't forget who mocked me!
I'm taking your picture!

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Now hold perfectly
still for 78 minutes.

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Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!

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Simpson!
Charge!

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I mean, yes, sir?

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I just bought a new car.

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A nice foreign number.

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The Lamborgotti Fasterossa.

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A Lamborgotti Fasterossa?

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That's the car I think about
when I make love to my wife.

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Yes. I need you to pick up my
car at the factory in Italy

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and ship it
directly back to me.

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I'll save thousands
in taxes.

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You're sending me to Italy?

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Yes.

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Can I take my family?
Sure.

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Do I have to
hang outwith them?

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It would be nice.

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Hey, that guy in first class is
taking a TV out of his armrest.

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What's in you?

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A bunch of stupid cables.

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Hey, Brandine! The kids
just got a new playhouse!

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Cletus, you are the most wonderful
husband and son I ever had.

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What's with the Canadian
flag on your backpack?

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Well, some people in Europe
have the impression

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that America has made some stupid
choices in the past, oh, five years.

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So for the next week,
I'm from Canada.

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Uh, I think Dad may
blow your cover.

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That flag is mine!
Don't mess with Texas!

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Shock and awe, losers!
Shock and awe!

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Your car, she's coming
off the assembly line.

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This car is the ultimate marriage
of design and technology.

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Ooh, marriage!

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Now we have to drive
it straight to Rome

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where it will be shipped to Mr.
Burns in Springfield.

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Gee, I wish we could explore
a little more of Italy.

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Marge, are you encouraging
me to be irresponsible?

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Why don't you encourage him to
get us some health insurance?

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Why you little...

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So, first time in Italy?

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Wow.
I've seen photos of this.

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But you can't really experience
it until you're here!

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A McDonald's where
you can get booze!

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Dad, don't you want to turn
around and see the tower?

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Eh, there's a picture
of it on my cup.

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When Mount Vesuvius
erupted,

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people were overcome
by volcanic ash so fast

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that they were frozen in
whatever position they were in

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at the moment
of their death.

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Savages.

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We've passed the Ponte
Vecchio Bridge three times.

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I think we're lost.

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Let me check the navigation system.

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Says here we should turn left

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at a fat chick in a tutu
being fed by a midget.

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That's a DVD of
a Fellini movie.

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I get it. The midget
represents dwarves.

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Dad, cheese truck!

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Mozzarella!
Parmigiano! Provolone!

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Pecorino! Gorgonzola!
Fontina!

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Taleggio! Bocconcini!

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Mortadella!

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Don't worry. We got
the cheese insurance.

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It doesn't cover
mortadella.

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No!

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Stupid Italy! I wish
you'd never been unified

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by Victor Emmanuel ll!

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If only you'd stayed a loose
confederation of city states

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trading with each other
and occasionally warring.

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Maybe there's a mechanic
in this Tuscan village.

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Hey, do you know anything about
fixing sports cars? Scusi?

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It's a Lamborgotti
Fasterossa XT 550

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with ABS
Sport Tech Package!

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Americano?

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Americana? What the hell
could that mean?

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Why can't you people learn
to speak my language?

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I learned to eat your food!

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Hey, she says the mayor
speaks English.

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I honor you
and your country.

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"Kentucky"?
In Italian

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this means "whore!"

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Excuse me, Mr. Mayor? They
say you speak English.

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Indeed I do.

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Sideshow Bob!

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The Simpsons!

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Sideshow Bob?

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Of all the regioni in all the
villaggi in all of Italia,

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you had to be
I! Mayors of this one!

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I can assure you I'm as sorry to
see you as you are to see me.

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How did you wind up here?

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Yes. Tell us your story.

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But ii better have a beginning,
a middle, and an end.

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And you'd better make us
root for the protagonist!

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My tale begins after I had once
again attempted to murder Bart.

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Okay. So far
I'm rooting for you.

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I needed a fresh start,
but where?

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Not in this lifetime!

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Damn it!

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Never!

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Now cut that out!

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Ah, Tuscany. Fortune is
finally smiling upon me.

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I left my past
behind and moved

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to the small
village of Salsiccia.

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Acceptance came slowly.

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It's pronounced “buongiorno.“

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Your mouth is getting lazy
on the second syllable.

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Here. Let me guide you.

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But that all changed
when the grape harvest began.

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These feet are
made for stomping.

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And that's just
what they'll do.

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One of these days these feet
will make chianti out of you!

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Ready, feet? Start stomping!

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It was the biggest
harvest ever.

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Never had I
felt such acceptance.

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The next spring, the contadini
elected me their mayor.

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But! Won more than
the love of a town.

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Roberto, amore!

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This is my bride Francesca.
And my son, Gino.

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Holy moley!

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I always thought you were, you
know, out, loud, and proud!

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Well, I experimented
in college, as one does.

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Yeah. I never
went to college.

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Stop the presses.

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Hello. I'm Marge.
This is my husband Homer,

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my daughters
Lisa and Maggie,

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and my son
Bart Simpson.

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Bart Simpson?

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The name Roberto cries
when he has the bad dream.

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Bart Simpson! Bart Simpson!
Ban Simpson!

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I make like my daddy! I cut, cut...

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Yes. Ban and I used
to go fly-fishing together.

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Die, Bart! Die, Bart!

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You shall all slay
for dinner

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and tell me more
about my wonderful Roberto.

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He makes love like a
man who just got out of jail.

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Yes, yes,
you crave my skillful touch.

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Now go. Take the boy. And shut the door.
I'll rock your world anon.

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Simpsons, I beg of you,

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please don't destroy the new
life I've created here.

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Surely even the most heinous
criminal deserves a seventh chance!

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Bob, you haven't told
your wife

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about all the terrible
things you've done?

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Yeah. I tell Marge
everything.

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Not necessarily in words,
but in body language.

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You know, sneaking
around and such.

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Bob, your family
will find out the truth.

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Sooner or later,
you'll try lo kill me again.

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Watch. I'll prove it.

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Come on, Bob. Slice,
dice, and serve on rice.

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You little scamp.

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You know, you'll make some
murderer very happy one day.

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But it shan't be me.

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Bart, Bob
is a family man now.

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You can't be a bad person
if you have a family.

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And literature is filled
with tales of redemption

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from Jean Valjean, to the voice
of Buzz Lightyear, Tim Allen.

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All right, Bob,

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we won't tell your
beautiful new family

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that you're a homicidal
psychopath

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if you fix up our car.

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Now, I can't undo
the past.

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But I can try to
make it up to you.

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My humble little
town is at your service.

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Questi sono I miei amici,
I Simpsons!

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Dad, don't
act like Mussolini.

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Ooh, I thought I was
doing Donald Trump.

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Here's a cute fact.

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This sausage shop has been
grinding the same family of pigs

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for six hundred years.

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Prego.

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Si, si.

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And he kisses you
with that mouth?

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I love you, Marge!

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He's so wonderful. They
must miss him in America.

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Uh, well...

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Eat justice, Sideshow Bob!

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Chief, I tried to warn you. Sideshow
Bob hasn't lived here for months.

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Oh, God, am I sorry!

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Oh, hey, is that
a Penn State banner?

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Because, um,
my cousin went there.

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Did you know him?
Mark Wiggum? Fat kid?

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Played a lot of Tetris.

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We are here to honor my old
friends, the Simpsons.

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Tomorrow they return to America,
taking with them my gratitude,

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my friendship, and my heartfelt
wish that they never return.

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And now, mangiate!

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No wine for her!
She's only eight!

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Marge, don't be
so Olive Garden.

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Yeah, this is Italy. Look, the
town drunk is two years old!

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Hey, mambo
Mambo Italiano!

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Bob, your generosity and abbondanza
have touched our hearts.

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Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo!

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Ooopsie.

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I'll just get it
outwith more wine.

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See? It's fine.
Go on. Go on with the thing.

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It's obvious why Bob is a vaunted
pillar of your community.

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Yeah. But he's a wanted
killer in our community!

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He deserves to be
hailed at this wingding.

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More like jailed
at Sing Sing!

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Time for bed now.

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Drunken children
tell the ugliest lies.

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Sideshow Bob!

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Sideshow Bob?

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Roberto, is this true? You
tried to make the murder?

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But darling, the boy
drove me to murder

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by exonerating a harlequin

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who I framed for robbery
at the Kwik-E-Mart!

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Oh, it all sounds
so stupid.

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You have brought shame upon our
humble, Mafia-controlled village!

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You are welcome
in Salsiccia no more!

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He's getting that
stabby look.

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Simpson family,

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I hereby swear a vendetta!

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"Vendetta" means "vendetta!"

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Boy, that Sideshow Bob goes from
zero to murder awfully fast.

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At least this time it was
Lisa who ruined Bob's life.

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I feel so sick.

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It's called
a hangover, sweetie.

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And it's an unavoidable
part of life.

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Simpson! Simpson!

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Where is my roadster? You
were due back a month ago.

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Mr. Burns, we may be experiencing
some technical difficulties.

249
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Sideshow Bob!

250
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,928
Dad, you're driving
on an ancient Roman aqueduct!

251
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,764
What am I supposed
to use it for?

252
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,241
Transporting water
to distant urban centers?

253
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,805
Lazy Romans!

254
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,090
Everyone remember
where we parked.

255
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,127
Come on!

256
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,411
Why do I keep
trying to kill them?

257
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:50,927
Roberto!

258
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,571
Francesca,
you've come to me!

259
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,244
Well, you've caught me
at the right time

260
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because I swear never to raise
this hand in vengeance again.

261
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,446
Hey, no, Roberto.

262
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,409
If the Simpsons
have dishonored you,

263
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they have dishonored
our family.

264
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,126
And we shall take
revenge as a family.

265
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,922
Vendetta! Vendetta!
Vendetta for mi papa!

266
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,321
Ah! Revenge is a dish
best served

267
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family-style.

268
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,370
We're in a foreign city,
with no car,

269
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being stalked
by a killer.

270
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,489
I feel like I'm in
The Bourne Identity.

271
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,487
Hey, Krusty's in an opera
here in Rome.

272
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,041
He can save our lives.
Come on, let's go!

273
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,165
Opera? They have that
here, too?

274
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Let's see... Uh-huh.

275
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I ain't doing that.

276
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,164
That's not funny.

277
00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:01,768
Here we'll change "wealthy merchant"
to "nudist with big rack."

278
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,366
This needs punching up.
That's coming out.

279
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,487
Two acts?

280
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:06,766
Krusty, you gotta
help us!

281
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,001
I don't do "gotta."

282
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,890
Sideshow Bob has sworn
a vendetta against us!

283
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,169
Vendetta? What's that?
An Italian vending machine?

284
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,407
Ahhh! That's my opening joke,

285
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:24,168
and my closer, and my saver,
and my topper!

286
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,521
Please help us, Krusty.

287
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,251
We don't want to be the first
Christians to die at the Coliseum.

288
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,560
I'll tell you what.

289
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,324
Put on these costumes.
Go on the stage

290
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and mix in with
the crowd scenes.

291
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,128
He won't kill you in front
of all those witnesses.

292
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,964
Can I be the
Phantom of the Opera?

293
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,804
Dad, the Phantom
isn't in this.

294
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,962
But I do a great
impression of him!

295
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,602
I am the gayest
super villain ever!

296
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,887
Beware my scented candles!

297
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,889
Ooh. Scented!

298
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,051
No more Rice Krispies.

299
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:57,125
We are out of Rice Krispies.

300
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,247
Hey, don't blame me.
I didn't write this crap.

301
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,290
I can't believe what that clown
is doing to Leoncavallo!

302
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,885
And they call me
a murderer!

303
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,330
Vendetta! Vendetta!

304
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,323
I don't wish to brag.
Vendetta! Vendetta!

305
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,449
But he's evil at an
eighth grade level.

306
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,682
Vendetta! Vendetta!

307
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,808
Let's see.
What else we got here.

308
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,331
So I had this
beautiful tour guide, right?

309
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,767
And I tell her,
"I wanna see your Naples."

310
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,126
She slapped me!

311
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,691
We call it Napoli!

312
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,525
Yeah? Well, it sounds like
you're all taking a Napoli!

313
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,206
Know you're out there!
I can hear you being greasy!

314
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,244
That's so beautiful.

315
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,049
That's Sideshow Bob!

316
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,122
I know. And he's magic!

317
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,007
This is no act! They're
actually trying to kill us!

318
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,046
Quick! Get in!

319
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,250
Krusty, you saved us!

320
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,084
Well, I need someone
to help me

321
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,083
smuggle antiquities
to America.

322
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,084
Everyone break off a piece
and hide it on your person.

323
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,366
Hide it well.

324
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,250
Vendetta! Vendetta!
Vendetta!

325
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,921
Farfalla!

326
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,331
Farfalla vendetta!

327
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,850
Farfalla vendetta!

328
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,005
Farfalla vendetta!

329
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,848
Oh, Homie,
isn't Venice romantic?

330
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,844
This gondola ride
was a wonderful idea.

331
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,131
When a wife looks like that.

332
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,682
And her husband's so fat,
that's immoral.

333
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,123
When she kisses that jerk.

334
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,123
While I do
all the work, that's...

335
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,361
Hey, knock it off!

336
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,363
Mi scusi.
No speak English.

337
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:33,204
When a big tub of lard...