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We're here at game six of
the World Series. The highlight so far,

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a cloud shaped like a giraffe that
floated by during the rain delay.

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Oh, would you look at that? The
batter just called time-out again.

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Now, let's look in the stands at
the players' wives.

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Well, what do you know? They're
talking on cell phones.

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No doubt complaining
about the good life.

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This is the most boring
game in all the universe.

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And with all the steroids they take,
the players look like freaks.

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Freaks! Freaks!

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Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!

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And next
week on Fox,

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catch the new
OC spinoff, Pomona.

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It's even hotter
away from the beach.

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If we don't
speed up this game,

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The Simpsons
Halloween special

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won't air until Administrative
Professionals Day.

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Speaking of which,

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we must remember
to get Dorothy something.

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Yeah.

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The boredom is excruciating.
Fire the accele-ray!

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Rodriguez
pops it to right field

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as some sort of accele-ray bathes the
stadium in an eerie, green glow.

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Who would've thunk it?

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It's still boring.
Faster!

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But the fabric of the
universe itself may shatter!

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Good. Only then could
the Cubs finally win.

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Smooth move, Space-lax. You've
destroyed the totality of existence.

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It'll be fine.
I'll just leave a note.

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Patty, is it you or me
who likes grape jelly?

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For 35 cents off,
I love it.

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Hey, Lise, I bet I could jump
in the swimming pool from here.

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Bart, that would be the
stupidest thing you ever did.

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No, the stupidest thing would
be doing it backwards.

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Cowa...

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Uh, Mom, remember how you
wished we would never grow up?

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I'm afraid your son
is in a deep, deep coma

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from which he
will never emerge.

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I guess we should count our
blessings he's not dead.

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Don't I know it. This way I get
to keep billing you.

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Bart, wake up! I got
that bike you wanted.

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Now, Marge, if you miss
your boy that much,

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you could replace
him with one of these.

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A robot?

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Wow, a robot kid
would be a blast.

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We could confuse him and
make his head explode.

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"This statement is a lie."

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But if it's a lie,
then it must be true.

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But if it's true, then it must be...
Whoop, whoop, whoop...

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Kaboom!

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And a robot would take your
mind off your dead son.

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I thought he was in a coma!

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They're pretty
much the same thing.

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Except this way I get
to keep billing you.

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You already said that.

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Well, you didn't laugh
the first time.

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Okay, your robot
son is good to go.

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You want me
to boot him up?

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Okay.

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Ow! Mom, that hurt.

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He knows how to
push all my buttons.

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And here's how
to push his.

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Now, I'm a man who likes
to strangle his kids.

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You think I could...

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Sure. Let him have it.

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Why, you metal...

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Wow!

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The windpipe is
incredibly responsive.

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Yeah.
That's the 0-6s for you.

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David is So helpful.

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And he's great
with the neighbors!

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Hi-diddily-ho! There's
no bot like a robot!

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Ow! My Flander-doodles!

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Having a robot
brother troubles me.

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The ethical implications
are really tensing me up.

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Goodbye, implications.

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...bunga!

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What the...

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More waffles, Father?

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Nice and hotto,
Mr. Roboto.

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David, you're by far the best
son I've ever had. Uh-oh.

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Did you replace me
with this tinker toy?

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"Replace" is such an ugly word.
We upgraded.

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Bart, we can befriends.

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Eat my shorts!

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I will comply.

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Here. Make me a kitty.

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Johnny come lately.

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The new kid in town.

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Everybody loves you.

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So don't let them down.

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You look in her eyes.

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The music begins to play.

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Hopeless romantics.

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Here we go again.

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But after a while,
you're lookin' the other way.

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I hate going to the zoo. I
feel so sorry for the animals.

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Lisa, the zoo opens up a whole
new world for the animals.

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In the wild, they would
never experience

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boredom, obesity,
loss of purpose...

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You know,
the American dream.

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Time to get rid
of the competition.

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Whoo!

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Thank God I landed in
a bunch of fruity birds.

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This is where
stem-cell research led us?

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David and Bart just aren't working out.
We have to do something.

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I'm really sorry, but our family
just can't handle both of you boys-.

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I hope that somewhere
deep in your data banks,

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you process fond
memories of us.

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The sad part is,

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there were times when I
actually had feelings for you.

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I almost felt
I was your father.

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What are you talking about?

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David feels, and your mother
will agree when I tell her,

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that it's best for our family
if you're no longer in it.

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We're still going to
the toy store, right?

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And I can pick out
as many toys as I want?

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No toys!

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There should be a law against
abandoning your child.

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Don't fear us.

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We're gentle robots who were
cast off just like you.

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I'm not a robot. I'm human.

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Tell me, young man, what is
it like to have feelings?

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I said I'm a human,
not a girl.

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Uh, I think it's about time we
all power down for the night.

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Can I stay with you guys tonight?
Of course.

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And maybe someday,
you'll teach us to love.

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Yeah, maybe.
What did you used to do?

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I was a lawnmower.

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I could cut grass at three different
heights but I could not love.

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I get it. I get it.
It sucks to be you.

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Goodnight.
Goodnight.

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What the F-prompt?

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Our pans are gone.
We've been harvested.

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My servos are gone.
That boy screwed us over.

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He peed on me.

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You are a urinalbot.

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Lavatron.

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Hey, it's Bart. Super.

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I'm home!

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You told me he was
at culinary school.

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You wanted to
believe the lie.

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Time to destroy the one
who did this to me.

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To get me, you'll have
to go through your fa...

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Oh, those were
my good pants!

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Well, the important thing
is we're a family again.

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This stinks!

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I got stubby
little robot legs

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and an ass that's not
equipped for an adult diet.

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Dad.

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Dad, wake up.
You're not a robot.

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You're just
possessed by the devil.

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The power of
Christ compels thee!

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I'll call work and tell
them he can't make it.

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Woo-hoo!

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Suckers.

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"Dear Homer Simpson,

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"Mr. Burns invites you to a hunting
party at his private estate.

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"Parentheses, 'Sinister
Laugh, ' close parentheses."

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Please don't accept this invitation, Dad.
Hunting is cruel.

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Honey, animals don't
feel death.

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That was proved by the
scientists at Black Angus.

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No fair. Dad gets
to kill wild animals.

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But I shoot one bird, and I
have to go to a psychiatrist.

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He still thinks
that hobo was a bird.

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This is a pretty sweet deal,
Burns inviting us over.

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What kind of motive
do you think he has?

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Ulterior. Mmm.

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Welcome all! Now, to explain
why I summoned you here.

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Oh, God, here it comes.
Time-share pitch.

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Well, I got bad credit
so the joke's on you!

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You're here to
participate in a hunt

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for the world's
most dangerous game.

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The most dangerous game?
What could it be? Hmm.

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The game I'm hunting...

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ls all of you.

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Now, because
I am too kind,

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I will give you all
a five-minute head start.

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You may commence running!

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Five minutes of running? Shoot me now.

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Well, that broke the ice.

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Now any man who lives till noon
tomorrow shall win his freedom.

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Excuse me.

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What gives you the legal
right to do this?

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You tell me.
You're my lawyer.

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Well, I guess you
are zoned for hunting,

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and you have
previously claimed

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killing people as
part of your religion.

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I think I can
draw something up.

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There.

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This should hold up in
just about any courtroom.

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Excellent.

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The game is afoot.

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I smell fear.

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Mixed with curry.

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You got me! But I shall
be reincarnated.

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You can't kill a Hindu!

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Aah! Help me, Jesus!

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You're watching The
World Series of Manslaughter.

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The most violent TV spectacle
since the Hip Hop Image Awards.

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Mom, Mr. Burns
is gonna kill Dad!

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I should've known
something was wrong

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when we got this
week's TV guide.

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Now for his take on tonight's
bloodthirsty action,

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here's guest analyst
Terry Bradshaw. Terry?

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Well, conventional wisdom says good
fleeing will always beat good chasing.

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But the stats say put your
money on the guy with the gun.

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Dying is just like golfing,
except in golf...

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Aww! You hate to see that.

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That's the kind of showboating that'll
turn people off this sport.

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Hey, hey, Homer. Burns is coming.
Climb up.

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Oh, you fat ass!

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Na-na! You missed me!

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Well, before I die,

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I'll just scratch that lottery
ticket I got in my pocket.

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"Instant jackpot,
one million dollars!"

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If I make it out alive,
I could...

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Homer, Burns has only been
chasing us for six hours,

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and you've already
resorted to cannibalism.

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And there's bananas
in that tree up there.

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Uh, they look a little green.

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Carl, I see heaven.

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What does it look like?

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Hurry up, Lenny. We'll be
late for work at the plant.

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You can't escape me, Simpson.
You are not smart enough.

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Yes, I am! I mean...

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Oh, no! I've been killed!

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Outfoxed him with the
corpse of my best friend.

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Is there room in
the head bag, Smithers?

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I can make room.

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Excellent.

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Done, and done!

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Marge, you saved me!

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D'oh! What was that for?

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Staying out 18 hours
and not calling home once!

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Oh, I can't stay mad at you

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when that pan smells like
sausage and onions. Mmm...

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And I am glad
you're okay.

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All right.
And there you have it.

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Terry Bradshaw, your thoughts
on what just transpired.

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Well, it's a disgrace,
Roger.

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This network will show
a dozen gruesome murders

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but I bet they
cut to commercial

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before these two begin
the tender act of love.

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I spoke too soon, huh?
There they go!

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Whoa!
That's going in my playbook.

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Oh. Everyone's wearing
such an interesting costume.

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Look, Grampa's a gorilla,
Sideshow Mel is Spider-Man,

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and Nelson's a raccoon.

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I'm not a raccoon!
I'm the Lone Ranger!

250
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,728
I'm too poor to
afford the hat.

251
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,361
That's not even a mask.
It's axle grease.

252
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,930
Don't listen
to him, Silver.

253
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,045
And now the finalists
for Best Costume.

254
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First, we have Blacula.

255
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,480
Oh, because I'm black and I'm
Dracula, that makes me Blacula?

256
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,161
My wife said,
"Don't go as Dracula,"

257
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but I said, "Bernice, we
live in the 21st century."

258
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,008
Send him the standard
racist remark apology.

259
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,246
They're in
the middle drawer.

260
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,926
Our other finalist
is this hideous witch.

261
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,244
Congratulations, you have won
this $25 Kwik-E-Mart certificate.

262
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,401
Sucker.

263
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,564
Twenty-five bucks won't buy
you half a Balance Bar.

264
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,286
I exaggerate, but really,
my prices are very high.

265
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,089
Thank you!
Wait!

266
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Before you leave,
we'd all like to know

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which of our beloved regulars
you are under that costume.

268
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,363
Lindsay Naegle? Helen Lovejoy?
Old Jewish Man?

269
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,330
No. I'm right here, dressed
as my brother Irving.

270
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,088
Every day I miss him.

271
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:01,290
This is a little awkward because
I'm not wearing a costume.

272
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I'm a real witch.

273
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,849
Wait a minute.
That's cheating!

274
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,769
Burn her...

275
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,166
Gift certificate!

276
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,644
Since you are not
technically in costume,

277
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,040
you cannot
win this award!

278
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:17,490
Rescind my award, will you?
You're all gonna pay!

279
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,371
Taint of mute
and scum of pond,

280
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,330
thou shalt become
the guise thou donned!

281
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,721
Speak English, moron.

282
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,088
I'm turning you
into your costumes.

283
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,965
Well, are you gonna talk about
it or are you gonna do it?

284
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,085
Whoa!

285
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,644
I'm not a raccoon!
I'm the Lone Ranger!

286
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:59,046
Disco Stu wishes he'd
gone as Marilyn McCoo!

287
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,849
Good luck getting your deposits
back on those costumes!

288
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,368
Seymour, I told you
not to go as G.I. Joe!

289
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,363
Mother, I'm fine. I...

290
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,565
Oh, this isn't fair.
I wasn't wearing a costume.

291
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,362
Look at me! I'm a young,
strappin' gorilla!

292
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,681
Ow! My hip, it's shattered.
Somebody help me.

293
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,564
Off we go to
the gorilla hospital.

294
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,804
That's it,
suck out the poison.

295
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,120
Wait a minute.

296
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,050
I am not a happy
meal right now.

297
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,888
I'm telling you, I'm Oberon,
king of the fairies!

298
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,084
You're a big fat bug!
And you're going down!

299
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,127
My spine is not a
scratching post!

300
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:10,046
Oh! There must be
some way out of this verdammten spell.

301
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,487
Lisa, you think you could
check on your father?

302
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:17,771
Oh! That's an excellent use of a genius
brain, to look after an idiot head.

303
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,801
Dammit!

304
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,288
That's the answer!

305
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:44,684
Maggie's a real witch now.
She can reverse the spell!

306
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,001
I don't want
to reverse the spell.

307
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,407
I can howl at the moon and eat rats.

308
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,329
I don't want
to change, either.

309
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,243
Now I can pull
horses out of the mud.

310
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,890
Then girls will like me.

311
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,803
And I'm Jared
from the Subway ads.

312
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,963
I'm only a little overweight
and sexually ambiguous.

313
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,247
Don't listen to them, Maggie.

314
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,640
Maggie?

315
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,041
Please change me back.

316
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,249
This bumblebee has developed an
unhealthy obsession with me.

317
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,171
I don't want flowers!
I am a flower!

318
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,164
As for Apu-D2,
I could go either way.

319
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,284
Click, click, oink.

320
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,562
Please change...

321
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,607
Oh, well. This still
beats being Moe.

322
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,484
Okay, this concludes
this year's Halloween show.

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00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,370
We hope you had as much
fun watching our show

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00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,169
as the Koreans
did animating it.

325
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,609
But there's one group for
whom every day is Halloween.

326
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,808
I'm talking about
adult illiterates.

327
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,486
For them, trying to read
the morning newspaper

328
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:02,281
is more terrifying than any
goblin, ghoul, spook, or spirit.

329
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,131
So won't you please donate a
children's book or something?

330
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,681
Together we can make
reading a slam dunk.

331
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,002
Dennis Rodman?
What are you doing here?

332
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,491
Working off
a speeding ticket.

333
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:16,808
Happy Halloween, everybody!