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The Simpsons.

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Hey, kids!
I scream, you scream.

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We all scream for...

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...haircuts!

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Mom, Bart and I
have been talking...

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You have?
That's so nice.

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What Lisa's trying to say is

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there's a new kids' barbershop in the
mall and we'd like to start going there.

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A kids' barbershop? But
they don't have my templates.

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Yeah, the templates
had a great run,

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but we'd like our hair
to look like people hair.

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Oh, I see.

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Well, good luck getting
to your precious mall barber

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'cause I'm not driving you.

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Kids, want to
go to the mall?

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They're baking
fresh Cinnabons,

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which means they're
throwing out the old ones.

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Yay!

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I guess I'll just
cut my own hair.

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Who wants their hair cut?

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Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

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Who wants their hair cut?

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Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

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Who wants their hair cut?

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Who? Who? Who?

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Which side do you
want your part on?

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Left! Right!
Stab! Stab! Stab!

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You're the boss.

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What the hell?

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Whoa!

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Oh, Bart, you look worse
than Aunt Patty in the morning.

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And there ain't nothing looks
worse than Aunt Patty in the morning.

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Next?

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Can you make
me look like this?

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Whoa! My bad boy spikes!
My good girl points!

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Children, the mall will provide
you a wide range of subjects,

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while I return some socks
that appeared to be black,

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but were in reality,
a very dark blue.

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The best photographs,
or "photos,"

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will be prominently displayed
in the school lobby all year long.

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After them!

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Oh! I love you,
dumpster buns!

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Dad?

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Oh, big surprise. The
fat guy's eating garbage.

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Come on! We'll hide
in the theater!

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Well, I guess you didn't find
anything interesting to photograph.

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Check it out. The
principal's got a shirt wiener.

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Leave your body, Seymour.
Leave your body.

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Ooh! A He is Risen production.

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I wish you'd come to
church with us, sweetheart.

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Church? I'd rather play golf
on the holiest day of the week.

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Oh! Finally, a
character I can relate to.

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I bet good things
happen to him.

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But, honey, with recent troubles in
the Mideast and other ominous signs,

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the Rapture could
soon be upon us.

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The Rapture?
Easy there, Helen.

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Science has shown religion
is just an old wives' tale.

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I'm sorry, but the only thing
I'm praying for is that you

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take it easy on
our credit cards.

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Oh, Mr. Thompson,
what if your wife finds out?

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It's modern times.
Everyone's doing it.

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Where did my Christian
limo driver go?

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My pious husband
is missing.

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The baby I chose to
have baptized is gone.

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Mr. Thompson,
what's happening?

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It's the Rapture, Shauna.
The Rapture.

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The virtuous have gone to heaven
and the rest of us have been left below.

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Left below? Where
have I heard that before?

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It's the title of the movie.
It's everywhere!

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We were fools!

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And because we rejected God,
tacitly accepting Satan,

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we must suffer
through the Apocalypse.

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I thought all religions were
a path to God. I was wrong.

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Why did I put my faith
in science and technology?

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Oh, why did I choose
to be gay?

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Oh! This movie will haunt
me for the rest of my life.

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Just like Cannonball Run II.

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Marge, what if the Rapture is coming
and I haven't led a good enough life?

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I could be left below.

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Sweetie, don't worry.

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God wouldn't spring the
Rapture on us unannounced.

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He'd send us signs
like, I don't know,

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all the dogs getting
on a spaceship and leaving.

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Yeah, I'll bet the cats'd
be psyched about that.

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Thanks, Marge. You've
put my mind at ease.

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Now, how about a
little rapture for Mama?

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I could be the Rachel
to your Jacob.

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Okay, but it's tough for me
not to think about their hardship.

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Marge is right.
The Rapture isn't coming.

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There haven't been
any ominous signs.

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Follow me.

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It's just not
working out, Barry.

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Yeah, I guess I better study
for the police exam again.

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Good luck.
You, too.

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Blood is raining
from the sky!

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Hang on there, big fella.
We'll save you.

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This ain't personal.
I just love to scrimshaw.

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Judgment Day is at hand.

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Can I help you?

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We're having a sale on
Bible magnifying glasses.

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Uh, do you have any
books on the Rapture?

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Yes, this one
is 15% off.

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I'll take everything you got.

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And would you like to take advantage
of our Friends of Flanders discount?

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No, thank you.

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Here's a pretty
little wig for Lisa.

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And a handsome
toupee for Bart.

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So, you still think I'm crazy for
saving all your hair trimmings?

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No, ma'am.

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Okay, then. Let's get the rest
of this hair back in the freezer.

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Homie, you didn't touch
your second dinner tonight.

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And you're reading books.
Word books! What's going on?

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Marge, the Rapture is nigh.

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These books will help
me figure out how nigh.

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This whole deal
is scientifically proven.

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The Book of Revelations
has 404 verses.

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Add the number of people
at the Last Supper

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minus the number
of Filipinos in the Bible,

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and you get...
Three million, 100...

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3:15 p.m., May 18th.

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That's when the
Rapture will begin.

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May 18th?
That's one week from today!

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A week? That's...

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Seven days from now!

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The world will end next week!

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Spend your children's college
funds! Thaw that turkey now!

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This is Kent Brockman reporting
live from downtown Springfield,

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where overweight doomsayer
Homer Simpson is predicting

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the world will end
next Wednesday.

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Homer, what turned you
from sad drunk to mad monk?

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Funny story, Kent.
It's the end of the world!

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God loves you!
He's gonna kill you!

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Here's my angle.

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There's no way in God's heaven
I should get into God's heaven.

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But maybe he'll let me in if I warn
others the Apocalypse is coming,

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as I previously shouted.
I see.

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Well, we have
30 seconds left.

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Any other
cuckoo yip-yap?

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Here's one.
Revelation 6:13.

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"Just before the Rapture,
the stars will fall to the Earth."

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So, all you hippies out there
might wanna... for that one.

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There you have
it, folks.

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And if I can make a prediction of my own,
this weekend's Springfield Lettuce Festival

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is gonna be bigger
and better than ever!

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We've got romaine, iceberg, radicchio,
and everyone's favorite, baby bib.

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Even a few cabbages are
getting in on the fun.

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Homie, I'm glad
you're getting exercise.

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I just wish it wasn't
crazy exercise.

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Marge, in a world gone mad,
only a lunatic is truly insane.

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Dad, we love you, but we just don't
think the world is coming to an end. Yet.

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100 years, global warming,
we're goners.

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But for now, you think you could
lighten up on this "left below" stuff?

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Well, I guess this thing
does look pretty silly.

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Let's all take off our
sandwich boards and watch TV.

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Live from
Springfield Stadium, it's...

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The crowd is abuzz and agog
as the celebrity blimp approaches.

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And look, here is America's
favorite waste of taxpayer dollars,

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the Blue Angels!

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What the... The Blue Angels?

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I thought we were
getting Charlie's Angels.

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Oh, God! We're going down!

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I don't want to die
next to Kathy Griffin!

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The stars
are falling to the earth!

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Just as you predicted.

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Well, that's
our show for tonight.

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I'd like to thank all the very
talented people who broke my fall.

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To all the fans of Los Lobos,
mucho, mucho condolences.

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Good night, everybody!

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Homer, you were right.

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That must mean you were
right about the Rapture, too.

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Yeah. I was wondering if
you could help save my soul.

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I've done stuff
I ain't proud of.

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And the stuff I am
proud of is disgusting.

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But what are we supposed
to do on Wednesday?

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Lie naked on our roof?

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Because that girls' school
says I can't do that no more.

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When the time comes,
we won't be in our homes

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because we're all
gonna go here.

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That's Springfield Mesa.

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It's 15 miles north, past the Warren
Harding Memorial Through-hole.

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Exactly. It came
to me in a vision,

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or maybe it was a drunken haze,
or possibly an ice cream headache.

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Well, well, well, looks like
someone's having a pre-Rapture party.

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No, Flanders.

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It's a meeting of gay
witches for abortion.

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You wouldn't be interested.

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All right, everybody.

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Pair up with a Rapture buddy who
will watch your back through all eternity.

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Chief Wiggum,
wanna be my buddy?

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What's wrong with Carl?
Trouble in paradise?

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Dad, please don't
go through with this.

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All through history, self-anointed
seers have predicted the end of the world

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and they've always been wrong.

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But, sweetheart, I have
something they didn't have.

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A good feeling
about this.

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It's all right, Lisa.
Don't go. More heaven for me.

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Lisa's going!
We're all going!

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Come on, Lisa. No one in
this family is being left below.

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Wait for me! I'm a-coming.

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Don't worry, Dad!
There's a bus coming for you!

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Drive! Drive!

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99 minutes
until we're all saved

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99 minutes to go.

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Unless it turns out
that you're not devout.

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Then you're gonna
be left down below

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98 minutes until
we're all saved

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98 minutes to go.

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Wait for me!
Wait for me!

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Okay, guys. Get ready.
We're just seconds away.

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You saved us, Homer.
I can't wait!

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I'm gonna steal God's secrets
and sell them to Satan.

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Six, five, four...

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I'm so proud
of you, Homie.

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...two, one!

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Goodbye, stupid Earth!

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There appears
to be some delay.

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Huh? My watch must be
running fast. Wait for it.

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Wait for it, wait for it.

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Wait for it, wait for it.

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Wait for it.

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Wait for it, wait for it.

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Life goes on.

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Please don't go!
Please!

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Please? I command you!

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Homie, I better
start dinner.

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Lisa, you still believe
in me, don't you?

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Dad, if you'll recall, I never
believed in you, not for one second.

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Aw! That's my girl.

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Hey, Nostra-dumbass, did
the Rapture come? I can't recall.

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In fact, I can recall,
and it didn't and you suck.

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Hey, fatwad, here's another
thing you didn't predict.

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Oh, let's go to Moe's.
We'll walk and punch.

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Moe, what happened to
your eponymous tavern?

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Yeah, funny thing that.
You said the end was coming,

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so I sold the bar to some
Japanese businessmen

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and gave the money to charity.

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Now them orphans got new skip ropes,
and I end every day smelling like eel.

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Cats are all over me. Thank
you, though. You did me a solid.

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Hey, there's that jerk
who tried to save us.

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Nice Rapture, Einstein.

241
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,883
Hey, you with the tempura,
your arm broken?

242
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:58,447
How can people be so heartless.

243
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,886
How can people be so cruel.

244
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,002
Easy to be hard.

245
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,163
Ten, 11, 12, 13?

246
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:12,962
Twelve apostles. But Jesus
was at the Last Supper, too.

247
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,611
This changes everything.

248
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,247
Multiply by seven.
Don't forget to carry the 666.

249
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,886
Wake up. The Rapture's
coming in half an hour!

250
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,281
There's no time to waste.
Marge, grill a chicken!

251
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,600
No, make sandwiches.

252
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:33,288
And some Kettle Chips would
be nice. Original, not barbecue!

253
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,849
Ah, we got school tomorrow.
Yeah. School.

254
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,608
Forget school! We
have to get to the mesa.

255
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,001
We're not going
anywhere except to bed.

256
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,286
But my prediction says...

257
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:52,081
You couldn't predict 6:00
at 5:30. Now, good night.

258
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,325
Stupid family. Won't
even come to my Rapture.

259
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:13,042
I went to Lisa's school play,
which had serious pacing problems.

260
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,842
Three, two, one...

261
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,481
Oh, I'm wrong again!

262
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,370
I'm nothing but a big, fat...

263
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,041
Woo-hoo!

264
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,724
I was right!

265
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:34,050
And there's the Earth. So
beautiful with your many rings.

266
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,531
Homer Simpson,
welcome to heaven.

267
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,570
Now let's get you some clothes,
huh? I'm comfortable like this.

268
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,563
Yeah, well, this is heaven.
For everyone.

269
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,686
This is our nature walk,
our pedicure hut,

270
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:58,242
our state-of-the-art showroom,
tonight featuring Los Lobos.

271
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,084
And over there
is our water slide.

272
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,606
That's coming next year.
It's gonna be super fantastic.

273
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,763
How come it's not open yet?

274
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,810
Look, just don't use leprechaun
labor, okay? Don't do it.

275
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,487
And the best part
of heaven is,

276
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,848
anything you wish for,
you get, lickety-split.

277
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,680
Okay, just for that, your
room is next to the kiddy pool.

278
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,570
All right,
Mr. Smarty-Head-Exploder?

279
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,765
So, if you need
further assistance,

280
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,650
just call the front desk
and ask for Andre, okay?

281
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,969
Oh, uh, sorry, I'd tip you,
but I don't have any cash.

282
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,765
You know, you could
wish for some. I could...

283
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,601
Wait. Before you go,
there's one thing I gotta know.

284
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,966
What happened
to my family?

285
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:53,004
Heaven has a wide array of fine
dining just steps from your room.

286
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,242
Have a light bite at the
Pope of Sandwich Village.

287
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,847
Okay, let's see. Earth
is channel 23, I think.

288
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,607
Why didn't we
listen to Dad?

289
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:14,401
The worst part is I'll
never see my Homie again.

290
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,723
That's the worst part?
Then I'm not doing my job.

291
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,243
I've gotta save them!

292
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,689
Homer, what's wrong?

293
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,970
Lord, you got a first-class destination
resort here. Really top-notch.

294
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,930
But I can't enjoy myself
knowing my family is suffering.

295
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,283
Don't tell me about
family suffering.

296
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,761
My son went down
to Earth once.

297
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:52,448
I don't know what you people did to
him, but he hasn't been the same since.

298
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,481
Oh, he'll be fine.

299
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,326
And you could still spare
my family by... Pass.

300
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:03,361
Buddy, you just made
yourself a powerful enemy.

301
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,969
Hey, what's the big
idea, pally?

302
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,166
Why so crabby?

303
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,687
Screw you, Dino! You
squandered your gift.

304
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,604
Squandered my gift?
I made 68 albums.

305
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,524
I'm sorry, but heaven isn't
heaven without my family in it.

306
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,730
What do you want, Homer?

307
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,211
Just send me
back to Earth

308
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,362
and put off this whole
Rapture hoop-dee-doo

309
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,124
for another couple
of years or so.

310
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,685
But it's already started.

311
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,764
To do what you're asking,
I'd have to turn back time.

312
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:58,408
Superman did it.
Fine, Mr. Smarty-Pants.

313
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,608
I will undo the Apocalypse.

314
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,567
Thanks. Listen, could you
do me one more favor?

315
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,331
You want me to help you
with your alcoholism?

316
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,448
No, I'm in a good
place with that.

317
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,642
Why don't you just
take these pamphlets?

318
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,882
Yeah, I'll definitely
read those later.

319
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,169
Now, listen, if you could
just see your way clear to...

320
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,486
Very well.

321
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,931
Deus ex machina!

322
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:34,921
Oh, it was all just a dream.
What? What are these wings?

323
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,321
Oh, it's just a seagull
stuck in my back.

324
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,966
Dad, we've been so
worried about you.

325
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:45,085
The Warren Harding
Through-hole never seemed so long.

326
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:49,210
Yeah, I missed you guys, too.
Now, if you'll excuse me...

327
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:53,729
Hallelujah, Hallelujah,
Hallelujah, Hallelujah.

328
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,361
Thank you, Lord!
It's back the way it was.

329
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,766
Ah, this is heaven.