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The Simpsons.

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What? Can't we sit on the couch
without something happening?

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I can't believe
Mr. Burns reserved

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the entire museum
just for an office party.

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It doesn't seem fair
to the regular visitors.

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We drove 18 hours
to come here.

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On the plus side,
this rope is mighty soft.

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Mmm. Touch it, kids.

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Party! Party! Party!

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Homer, these are
people you work with.

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Show some restraint.

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Restraint!
Restraint! Restraint!

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Lighten up, Marge.

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This is my chance to relax with
people from work I never get to see.

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Like this guy.

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I'm your supervisor.

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Really? How am I doing?

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Well, well, if it isn't my favorite
employee and his spouse.

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And these must be children.
Have a ginger root.

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Mr. Burns acting nice? That's
odd. He must be up to something.

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Lise, Mr. Burns is the
sweetest, kindest man I know.

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How many men do you know?

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Basically, him and Dad.

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Nice tux, Moe.

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Yeah, thanks. I bought
this for my funeral.

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It ain't got no back so
don't make me turn around.

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Hey, I'm paying for
a silk-lined coffin,

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And damn it,
I'm gonna feel it.

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Since the dawn of aviation,

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man has built
museums dedicated

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to the history of flight and
created audiovisual materials

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to orient visitors
to those museums.

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From the hand-drawn flip book
at the Wright Brothers Museum

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to the IMAX movie
at Cape Canaveral,

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aviation museum
audiovisual materials

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have taken patrons
and docents alike.

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On a rocket ride
to comprehension.

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This is the story
of those materials.

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Hey, it's a guy in
a goofy Burns head!

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Act like Burns.

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That's him to a tee!

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Here we have a vintage film of the
original Springfield Wing Walkers.

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Including our
own Agnes Skinner.

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Wow, a wooden plane.

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It's about time trees
were good for something

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instead of just
standing there like jerks!

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"The Plywood Pelican was
larger than a football field.

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"It weighs more than
the state of New Hampshire.

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"It was only flown once by its
creator, Mr. C. Montgomery Burns."

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I flew it at
an altitude of 6 feet

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for a distance of
4 and a half feet.

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Then we discovered
rain makes it catch fire.

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Then the Fuhrer fired me.

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What a magical
party this has been.

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Mr. Burns is a great man.

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I've got a bad
feeling about all this.

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Come on, Marge.
This place is great.

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Free admission, great grub,

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and we got to use
the bathroom of the future.

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Homer, that
was Apollo 12!

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Greetings, wage donkeys.

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Is everyone happy and content?

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Yeah!
This is great!

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I would die for you!

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Is your sense of
outrage dulled?

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Spill it, super boss!

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Very well,
effective immediately,

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the employee prescription
drug program is terminated!

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What?
Why?

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In these days of rising health
care costs, blah, blah, blah,

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lip service, lip service.
Get out!

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This must be
the nasty surprise

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he mentioned in
the invitation.

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No!

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This sucks!
Get him!

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Fly. You fool!

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I tried to
explain to you, sir,

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this thing has
never actually worked.

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Smithers, you must believe.

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Next stop, Pirate Island!

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Well, that was
a pretty good party.

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Do you think
Carol from Payroll and.

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Mike from Shipping
are going to hook up?

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He's married.
Change course!

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Carol must be warned!

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Now that Mr. Burns
has eliminated the drug plan,

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we're gonna have
to cut back on our diseases.

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I'll get a second job,
one that pays well.

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You think those guys on
Friends need another friend?

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That show's gone off the air.

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Damn it. I would've been
perfect as Rachel's Irish cousin.

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So you're all doin'
each other, are ya?

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But who's gonna put
out for old Seamus?

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I need a new job that
provides full health benefits.

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As long as I only
work five hours a day,

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no heavy lifting,
no light clerical, none

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of that Secret Santa crap,
tasteful nudity...

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Uh, well,
let me see what I've got.

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You have defeated the doombot
and sealed the portal.

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Phobos is safe.

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Phobos? That's a good
job for me.

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Following the lead
of Springfield Nuclear Power,

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other local companies are
canceling their prescription drug plans,

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even here at Channel 6.

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Now, kids, I want you to go to
your parents' medicine cabinet,

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and find all the pills labeled
lithium dibromide

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and send them to me now!

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No one likes a bipolar clown!

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To cope with the crisis,
many consumers are turning

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to alternative
forms of treatment.

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I've had to medicate Ralphie
with stuff from the evidence locker.

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I'm cuckoo for contraband!

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Of course,
this wouldn't be necessary

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if retail drug
prices were reasonable.

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Dr. Julius Hibbert,
do you agree?

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Well, now, Kent, give the
drug companies a break.

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They have lots
of hidden costs,

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and they know how
to treat a brother.

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Let me introduce you to the
fine-looking females of Pfizer.

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I like big butts
And I cannot lie.

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You other brothers can't deny.

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That when a girl walks in
With an itty-bitty waist.

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And a round thing in your face
You get sprung.

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Possible side effects include
dizziness and shortness of marriage.

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Damn!

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Well, let me start out by saying
that it is always a pleasure

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to sit down with
a mother and a daughter

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who have snuck past security
and burst into my office.

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I just don't see why one
little pill should cost $30.

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Drugs aren't so expensive
in other countries.

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In other countries, families
also lie on the floor and eat bugs.

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What countries are those?

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You ever been to Norway?
No.

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Well, they do
it in Norway.

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And that's why I personally thank
God we pay too much for drugs.

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I mean, the right amount.
I mean, not enough.

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Here. Watch this video.

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The mighty Amazon River.

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The natives had a word for it.

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Then we got rid
of the natives,

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and no one
remembers that word.

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But here are
some words everyone

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remembers by Huey
Lewis and the News.

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I want a new drug
One that won't make me sick.

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One that won't
make me crash my car.

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Or make me feel
3 feet thick.

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I want a new drug
One that won't hurt my head.

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All right.
Here's your medication.

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Wait a minute. This
ain't no pill. It's a corn nut!

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I got a bottle cap.

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Mine flew away.

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Let me explain
from behind this cage.

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Now, your pills
have become very expensive,

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and no one gives
a rat's ass about you.

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So after a lot of thought,

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we decided to let
you go cold turkey.

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For those of you
who survive the night,

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we'll be having
waffles tomorrow.

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Waffles.

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I didn't die
in World VVar ll

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just to be pushed around
by some pill-hoarding hussy!

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I'm gonna fight this thing!

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Ah, he's crazy. But what are
you gonna do? He's young.

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Well, the drug company
won't do anything to help us.

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I got the answer!

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Dad?

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Oh. Thank God
it's the right place.

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I burst into four
homes before this one.

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Now listen. All the drugs we
want are right across the border.

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I have a friend
who will help us.

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The border, eh? Then I'd
better sand off my fingerprints.

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I could just wear gloves.

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Nah, they're upstairs.

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Hola, señor
We are gringos who wish.

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To spend mucho
dinero in your country.

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Splendid. Welcome
to Canada. D'oh!

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Okay, Abe. Here are your
fake Canadian health cards.

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Take them to any pharmacy,

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and you'll get enough drugs to
make Regina look like Saskatoon.

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That's a good
one, Johnny.

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Thanks a million, Johnny.
In appreciation,

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I'd like to give
you this DVD player.

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What the heck?
Where do you pour the syrup?

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I'd like some Vioxx,
Coumadin, Albuterol, Prevacid

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and an auto-inflate blood
pressure monitor C-cuff with case.

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Anything you like,
fellow Canadian.

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Canadian?
Them's fightin' words!

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I mean, accurate words.

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One pill makes you larger.

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And one pill makes you small.

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And the ones
That mother gives you.

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Don't do anything at all.

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Go ask Alice.

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When she's ten feet tall.

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Anything to declare?

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I declare that you have
the most beautiful brown eyes.

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Why, I do believe
you're smuggling

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a heart as big
as all outdoors.

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Now get in my country,
you big lug.

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Did he have a passport?

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Yes. To my heart.

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Drugs! Various drugs!
Be sure to read instructions!

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Uh-oh. Where did I put
the instructions?

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Now, who's next? I got
pills to make you sleep late,

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coagulate, eliminate
and copulate, in that order.

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Grampa, we would like to thank
you for all you have done for us.

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Please accept this Operation
Dumbo Drop souvenir jacket.

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Look, they used the same "D"
for "Dumbo" and "Drop."

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Unbelievably, only
three were ever purchased.

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Marge? Bart? Lisa?

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Aloha.

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Oh. This is
just like Hawaii.

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But you don't get beaten up if
you leave the hotel. What gives?

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We just wanted
to thank you.

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Because of the Xanax, I'm not
overanxious about being a Simpson anymore.

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I am a little anxious
about being on Xanax,

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but the Zoloft
covers that nicely.

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My dad, the drug mule.

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Oh, man. I need something
to settle my stomach.

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Wait. I was supposed
to take these with food.

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Oh, look, it is Mr. Homer,
my favorite customer.

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Please feel free
to paw through my Playdudes

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and tell me to go back to some
country I am not actually from.

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Why the sweet talk, Apu?

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Are you after
some cheap drugs?

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Please let me come on
one of your smuggling runs.

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My eight babies
are driving me crazy

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with their coughing and
sneezing and general oozing.

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My Janitor in a Drum
is afraid to come out!

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What does that mean?
I don't even know!

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That is the kind of bad joke
I am making! I am so tired!

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Help me out, Homer. My
little Roddy needs his insulin.

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Breaks my heart to watch
him jones-diddly-onesing.

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Flanders? I don't know. I mean,
you haven't done anything for me.

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Since you lent me
that 5,000 bucks yesterday.

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I don't claim to be
the perfect neighbor.

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If you let us come, I will
give you 10 minutes alone

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with my Squishy machine.
Do what you will.

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No cameras?

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No cameras.

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Homer, tell Mr. Ned to
stop trying to convert me.

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I was just telling him how
brave he is to worship a false god.

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I do not worship
one god. Okay?

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I worship a whole super team
of deities that...

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Ow! Ow! Okay,
he just pinched me!

246
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,209
Well, where's your
super team now?

247
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,363
Listen, you two. I'll tell
you who the true god is

248
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,647
if you're both quiet
the rest of the trip.

249
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,764
All right,
I'm coming back there!

250
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,481
Save me, Shiva!

251
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,164
Why don't you just
call out for Hawkman?

252
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,287
Why don't you shut up?

253
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:08,001
Well, circle cut my bacon! Look at
all these Yankee-doodly-dandies!

254
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,809
Is there another
Vietnam going on?

255
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,564
Hello, neighborino
to the north.

256
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,409
I sure like the cut
of your gibberish.

257
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:26,161
Say, would you like to puff
on a reefer-ino? It's legal here.

258
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,210
They warned me Satan
would be attractive. Let's go!

259
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,444
Anyone want some coffee
for the ride back?

260
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,443
Not that convenience
store crap, is it?

261
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,449
Because I don't
feed that to my dogs.

262
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,369
No, no. It's home-brewed.

263
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,086
Careful. It's hotter
than a Fox News weather skank.

264
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,724
Oh, my! Hot! Hot! Hot!

265
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,325
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

266
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,640
Here. Let me wrap
this wet towel

267
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,080
around your head
to cool you off.

268
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,800
La, la, la, la,
la, la, la.

269
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,360
Stop him! He's
expressing his faith, eh!

270
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,408
Hold on! We're just
innocent tourists!

271
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,009
La, la, la, la,
la, la, la.

272
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,725
I took another sip.

273
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,443
Today Mounties busted a major
American drug smuggling ring.

274
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,842
Former US astronaut, Homer
Simpson, was taken into custody.

275
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,090
Oh, my butt looks so
huge during perp walks.

276
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,320
We've confiscated your
car and its contents.

277
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,569
"Nous avons confisqué
votre voiture et ses contenus."

278
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,802
You may leave Canada
but never return.

279
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:41,409
"Vous êtes permis de quitter le Canada,
mais vous n 'avez plus le droit de rentrer"

280
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,323
I am a big, fat,
French idiot.

281
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,169
"Je suis un grand
gros..."

282
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,526
Hey!

283
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,769
No more drugs.
We let everyone down.

284
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,444
Your jacket, sefior.

285
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,369
Thank God we did not stitch
your name over the breast.

286
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,885
Dad, you tried your best.
For the first time in my life,

287
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,045
I can say without being drunk
that I truly admire you.

288
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,331
No drinking in public.

289
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,566
Hey, where'd it go?
Oh, well.

290
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,966
Ah, there's nothing like
canceling an employee drug plan

291
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,129
to make one feel so at
peace with the universe.

292
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,521
I agree, sir.

293
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,649
Shut up. I'm so sick
of you, Smithers.

294
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,850
Your toadying, your complete
agreeability, your gasping on the floor...

295
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,641
Smithers! If this is some sort
of hijink, stop it immediately.

296
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,326
Sir, my thyroid
is swelling up.

297
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:42,041
Confound it, man. I need your
throat clear and ready for perjury.

298
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,970
When you canceled
the drug plan,

299
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,684
I couldn't afford
my Thyroxine anymore.

300
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:49,367
But before I die, there are
words I have always longed to say.

301
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,408
Sir, I...

302
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,881
Fear not, Smithers! I'll move
heaven and Earth to save you!

303
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,530
It's still easier
than teaching

304
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,210
a new assistant
my filing system.

305
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,045
I just wish we could
make one last big score,

306
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,771
but we could never drive
past the border patrol.

307
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,290
There are other ways
to get into Canada.

308
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,081
No!

309
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,889
That's it! A plane!

310
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,885
Smuggle drugs in a plane?
That'll never work!

311
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,567
Sure, it will.
All we need is a pilot.

312
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,722
I've got everything you need.

313
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,171
Katharine Hepburn?

314
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,289
No, you fool! 'Tis I, Burns.
Now come with me.

315
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,570
At last, my plane shall be
used for its original purpose,

316
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,484
to subvert the laws
of the United States.

317
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,528
Looks like your
plane's pretty full, eh?

318
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,045
Don't want to overload it.

319
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,281
Pah! Typical
Canadian wimpiness.

320
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,921
That's why you have snowballs,
and we have the H-bomb!

321
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,162
We really appreciate
your help, Johnny.

322
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,442
Is there any way
we can repay you?

323
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,205
Well, I've always
wanted to see a man

324
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,051
with the IQ of a child
executed by the state.

325
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,770
We don't get
that up here.

326
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,606
Really? In America,
we do it four times a week.

327
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,411
You come on down, and
I'll get us front row seats.

328
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,005
I'd like that.

329
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:22,965
We're losing altitude. Time to
dump all unnecessary weight.

330
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,880
What? Don't dump me out! I can
lose weight! Just give me a chance!

331
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,002
One, two...

332
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,525
Ah, I'd rather die.

333
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,160
It's no use. We've got to
make an emergency landing.

334
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,402
Well, at least we're
all in this together.

335
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,608
Now, we have three parachutes.

336
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,960
This one's for me.

337
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,687
And these two are gifts
for my nephews. Tallyho!

338
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,846
Homer, are you sure
you can fly this thing?

339
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,730
We'll make it, Dad,
on a wing and a prayer.

340
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,326
Damn it!

341
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,856
All right,
you're under arrest.

342
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,961
On what charge?

343
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,327
Making a police chief go...

344
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,288
Get in the car. And don't touch
those guns. I just loaded them.

345
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,408
You'll have
to arrest me, too!

346
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,687
Abe Simpson
brought the Propecia

347
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,007
to keep grass
on Willie's field!

348
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,401
He cured my lumbago.
Thank you.

349
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,851
My diaper rash.

350
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,685
My glayvinoids
are not so hurtful.

351
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,604
Thanks to his
lactose intolerance pills,

352
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,809
I can drink this
Krusty brand milkshake.

353
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,811
Terrible!

354
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,681
Well, Simpson, you have
helped a lot of people.

355
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,923
So like it says in the
Springfield Police Handbook,

356
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,610
"If you can't
beat 'em, join 'em."

357
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,096
Uh, Chief, you know, I've
been checking the handbook.

358
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,327
A lot of the things you
say aren't in there at all.

359
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,880
Yeah, well, look a little
closer, Lou.

360
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,962
Oh, I hope I'm
not too late.

361
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,244
Take, potion! Hurry!

362
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,485
Oh, it's not working.

363
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,082
Only my sour, curdled breath
will quicken him.

364
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,165
Sir, you saved my life.

365
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,725
Yes.

366
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,926
Smithers, I was
a stingy old fool.

367
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:48,964
But from now on, I'll provide drug
benefits to all my full-time employees.

368
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,571
Great news, honey.

369
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,211
Mr. Burns made me
a freelance consultant.

370
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,241
Hey, what's this lump?