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The Simpsons.

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How's the ice cream, kids?

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Great!

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Who's ready for a kitten?

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I am!
Make mine calico!

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Here you go.

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This whole morning
has been wonderful...

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Too wonderful.

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You're right. This is it!

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They're selling us to be
crash test dummies.

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Oh, please let it be Volvo.

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Oh, you children
are too suspicious.

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It's go time.

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It's shot day!

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Welcome to Hell... man
Avenue Medical Plaza.

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Children, you should be
grateful you live in a country

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where childhood diseases
have been practically...

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Karate!

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Bart! That hobo skeleton
is not a toy!

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This is ridiculous.

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Only babies and ex-junkies
are afraid of needles.

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Stick me, Chuckles!

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Can I have a lollipop?

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Well, that just leaves Bart.

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Don't forget Maggie.

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Oh, I got her when your heads
were turned. Got her good!

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Now, Bart,
just look out the window.

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It'll take your
mind off the pain.

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And when you're done,
I've got more lollies.

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No, thanks.
I already helped myself.

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See you later, inoculator.

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He can run, but nobody
escapes the needle.

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Charlene,
cancel all my appointments.

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But, I need that kidney now.

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One way or another
I'm gonna find ya

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I'm gonna getcha
getcha getcha getcha.

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One way or another
I'm gonna win ya

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I'm gonna getcha
getcha getcha getcha.

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One way or another
I'm gonna see ya

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I'm gonna meetcha
meetcha meetcha meetcha.

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One day, maybe next week

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I'm gonna meetcha, I'm
gonna meetcha I'll meetcha.

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Black-on-black
violence must end.

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That was for Dr. King.

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Don't feel bad, Doc. I won't
even let my mom clip my toenails.

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I guess you're just
too smart for me, Bart.

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What?

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Thanks, Barney.
Moe, we won't need you now.

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Okay. Well, I really enjoyed
being you, Dr. Hibbert.

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Oh, by the way, you're not
welcome in the library no more.

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I'm sorry.

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Now, that wasn't so bad,
was it, Bart?

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You know
sometimes the fear of...

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Whoa. Something's wrong!

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I can't hear!

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Doctor, perform a diagnosis!

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I'm afraid the inoculation
has swollen his ear holes shut.

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Maybe this
would be a good time

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to talk about
the side effects.

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The boy's hearing
should clear up in a day.

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If it doesn't,
call me in the Bahamas.

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For now, he can express himself
with this complimentary pen.

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Cool.

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Oh, it's a good pen.
Try it out.

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All right.

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That was
a malpractice waiver, fool!

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Stop it, Homer!

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Gimme your wallet, kid! We're
gonna identity theft your ass.

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He's just standing
his ground!

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He knows that deep down,
all bullies are cowards!

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We're undone!

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I know what
you're hiding, lad.

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Willie's been deaf since
the boiler explosion of '88.

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But I taught
myself to read lips.

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Morning, Willie!

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What did you say
about me mother?

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For your information,
her feet stink

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because she works
in manure all day!

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But it's still the best damn
Starbucks in Glasgow!

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Bart, pass the ketchup.

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Bart,
pass the ketchup!

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Dad, he's deaf.

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Oh, sorry, right.

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Bart, pass the corn!

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Bart, pass the corn!

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I think you should stay home
from school tomorrow.

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But, Mom, tomorrow's the
big donkey basketball game.

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The kids are gonna
play the teachers!

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Donkey basketball? Now I've
heard everything, unlike you!

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Everyone remember that for
when his hearing comes back.

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Swish!

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Welcome, everyone, to the
Annual Donkey Basketball Classic.

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I'm sure that "mule"
enjoy it.

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Hmm. Tough crowd.

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Would everyone just rise
for our national anthem?

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Hey, donkey, want a carrot?

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Psych!

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Good Lord!
Bart's mooning the flag!

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Don't look, Buttermilk!

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How dare he?

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That's the flag my
grandpappy rebelled against!

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When you insult the flag,
you insult my flag tattoo!

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What did you say
about my mother!

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You'll fry up
nice tonight!

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Your child's behavior appalls
me not just as a principal,

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but as a veteran of
America's only losing war.

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To date!

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I swear, Bart didn't know what
he was doing. He was deaf.

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Oh, sure, Marge. Just like
Blind Bart, Wheelchair Bart,

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Pregnant Bart,
and my personal favorite,

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Railroad
Spike-Through-Head Bart.

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Kids love trains.

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Hey, fellas,
my hearing's back.

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Congratulations, traitor!

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Thank you. And let me say I
missed your sweet, sweet voices.

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Cram it, lraqi!

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Why'd you dis the flag?
It partied on the moon!

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Weren't we afraid of him
just a few days ago?

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We're complex.

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All right,
who can take a story

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and blow it way
out of proportion?

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I'm your man, boss!

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I want you to over-hype
this story so much,

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it makes the New York Post
look like The New York Times.

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Or The New York Times
look like the New York Post.

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I forget which one
the good one is.

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I did not come to this country
illegally to see it mocked.

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There's the boy who bared
his bottom to Old Glory

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and the family that
applauds his every moonery!

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They hate our country but
they love our soapy water.

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Hey, Benedict Arnold, our cups
don't want your colorful balls!

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No one calls me unpatriotic!

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Hey, guys!

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Oh, cold shoulder, huh?
Well, I'll just talk to myself.

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"Hey, how you doing, Homer?"
"Oh, not too bad. How about you?"

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"Oh, I'm fine. Your wife
was great in bed last night."

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"You keep your
hands off my wife!"

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"Oh, yeah? Well, I give her
what she needs. And she like..."

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"Homer, stop it!"

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Homer! This bar's
only for real Americans

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and people on
permanent visas like me.

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What? What are you
all looking at? I'm Dutch.

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Ah, forget all of you.

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I'm leaving, too.

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I'm gonna go listen to the
President's weekly radio address.

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And not the rebuttal.

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Goodbye, Homer.

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I can't get drunk and vomit
next to a guy I don't respect.

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Even my
best friends have left me.

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I'm all alone!

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We've become pariahs!

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In the last two hours,
I've gotten 1000 hate spams.

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Y'ello?

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Appear on your TV show?
Tell our side of the story?

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You'll see us there?
Goodbye? Dial tone?

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If there's one way to get
the truth out,

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it's on a cable
news channel.

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When we explain our side of
the story, the hate calls will end.

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I won't have to hear
"Suck my such and such"

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or "hell this"
and "bitch that."

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We get it, Mom!

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Oh, no, no, let her finish.

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Look, what should I say
to make people not hate me?

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Son, I've learned
one thing in this life.

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To stay out of trouble
just say nothing.

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Don't rock the boat.
Don't even get in the boat!

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Just buy some ice cream
and walk around the pier.

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But don't go in the
bathrooms, they're filthy.

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Dad, I am going on a talk
show, I have to say something.

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Talk about boats. Then, when he
asks you if you hate this country,

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you just start crying
and pretend you don't.

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But I don't hate
this country.

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There, there. Save your
lies for the American public.

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I'm Nash Castor
and it's time to butt heads!

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Bart Simpson, what do you
hate most about this country?

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Is it the freedom?

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Nash, I've realized
something.

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I'm the worst kid
in the world

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and the last thing
I deserve is forgiveness.

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But with
a little help from Jesus

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and our fighting
men and women overseas...

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All right.
So if I hear you correctly,

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you're saying America
is better than Jesus.

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Do you agree?
Before he can answer, do you?

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Well, America's not perfect.

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So America isn't perfect. Ls that
why you and your son hate us?

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If by "us" you mean
loud mouth talk show hosts,

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which everyone seems to be
in this country,

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then, yes,
I do hate Americans.

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What did she say?

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Well, Marge, I'm surprised
you haven't been run out of town.

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I'll have you know I am
very well-liked in Springfield!

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Well, there you have it.
Springfield hates America.

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Now coming up after this
commercial, I will be talking even louder!

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Don't miss it!

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AII over the country tonight,

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patriotic Americans
are denouncing Springfield

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and its official spokesmen,
the Simpsons.

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I declare today, December
25th, We Hate Springfield Day.

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Overseas, the reaction
tonight is decidedly different.

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Simpsons be praised!
Praise be to Springfield!

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But not everyone is
ululating tonight.

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The President announced today
he is pointing warheads at...

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Turn that off.
This could destroy our town.

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Look what happened to
Hitler City, North Carolina.

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If they hadn't changed their
name to Charlotte, they'd be sunk.

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Sir, conventions are pulling
out of Springfield left and right.

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The Paprika Festival,
Bandana Days!

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Sir, we just lost
the Adult Video Awards.

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Not the Boneys!

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I am honored to announce

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that we are changing the
name of our town to Libertyville!

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"$17.76"?

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I can't afford to sell
a West Side home for that!

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But what a fantastical year
for pizza by the slice!

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Charge a-money for a pizza
Buy myself a big-a new car.

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I'm as patriotic
as the next person,

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but changing the traffic
lights to red, white, and blue

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just seems dangerous.

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Come on, kid, go!
You got the red!

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Oh, no!

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Okay, Mr. Teeny,
before the cops come,

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swallow all these illegal
pills, then run to the vet.

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"Homeland Noodles
with Uncle Sam Balls."

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Apu, aren't you going a bit
overboard with the patriotism?

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I don't think so.

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It is a heartfelt expression of my true
desire to protect my mahogany noggin.

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Uh-oh. Poonam and Uma
are fighting.

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No, no. Those are their
pre-witch hunt names.

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Their new names are Freedom,
Lincoln, Condoleezza, Coke, Pepsi,

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Manifest Destiny,
Apple Pie and Superman.

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And together,
we are the MacGillicuddys.

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Lord, give us the courage
to worship the American flag,

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be it on a car, a belt buckle,
or on your holy person.

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Ay, caramba!

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I'd like to say
something about

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the current climate
of repression and fear.

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Oh, put a cork in it.

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Sit down, Saddam!

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"Congress shall make no law

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"abridging the freedom
of speech or of the press."

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That's from
the First Amendment

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to the Constitution.
Thank you.

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Thank you, Lisa.

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I'm sure your opinion
will not go unnoticed.

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Simpsons, you are
under arrest

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for the violation of the
Government Knows Best Act.

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00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,875
Martha, play something
to lighten the mood.

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Buy me some peanuts
and Cracker Jacks

250
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,554
I don't care...

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00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,312
I can't believe
they put us in jail!

252
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,566
It's not a jail.
It's a reeducation center.

253
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,150
Well, where do you
think we are?

254
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,820
Well, let's see.
After they blindfolded us,

255
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:09,616
it was left-right-left,
then a three-hour plane ride.

256
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,121
Do you get time off for
snitching on your cellmates?

257
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,251
You were right, Homie. We
shouldn't have rocked the boat.

258
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,211
Then none of this
would have ever happened.

259
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,006
Well, we're not the only ones
to be unjustly imprisoned.

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Check out all
the left-wing celebrities.

261
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,097
Elmo go to wrong fundraiser.

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00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,100
Bill Clinton?
What are you doing here?

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I called the Republican
tax cuts unwise.

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00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,980
And I stand by it.
They're unwise.

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I want my Washington Post!

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Here's your Washington Post!
You like that, Clinton?

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00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,696
You traitors pipe down! You're
all here because you hate freedom!

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I'm here because I said imported
wines are better than Napa Valley!

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00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,201
Yeah? Well, why don't you
take a "napa"?

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My only crime was driving a truck
full of explosives in from Canada.

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Oh... I don't know
why they put

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the real ones in
with the joke ones.

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Hello,
I'm the U. S. Constitution.

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00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:16,642
And I'm over 200 years old.
But I'm feeling fine.

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I wish I could say the same for
my crazy cousin, Bill O'Rights.

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What did I do?
What did I do?

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Lisa, that's not funny. You
believe in the Bill of Rights.

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I don't know whether it's the
lack of sleep, the sodium pentothal,

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or that it's the only cartoon
I've seen in two months.

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But this is what
I believe in now.

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00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,626
Oh, Homer, we've gotta
get out of here.

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Yeah, yeah. Next commercial.

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00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,921
I know a way out.

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00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,089
Who are you?

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I'm the last registered Democrat.
Tax and spend! Tax and spend!

286
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,764
Now, if you want to escape,

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00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,101
you can do it during the prison
talent show tomorrow night.

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00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:02,062
I don't want to be
in any stupid talent show.

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00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,147
Not without my
Tennessee walking horses.

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00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,859
Well, you got no choice. It's the
only way you'll achieve your goal.

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00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,236
Goal!

292
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,489
Sweet, sweet goal!

293
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:18,745
Ninety-seven, 98, 99, 100!

294
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,836
Thank you. Vote for me
for best in show.

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00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,339
You guys are on
after Al Franken.

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00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,300
So the guards would have
used up most of their bullets.

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Make your break at
the end of your act.

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00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:39,015
Now, people have accused this
family of not loving our country,

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but you can't spell
USA without "us," hey?

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Oh, beautiful
for spacious skies.

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For amber waves of grain.

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Fifty stars and 13 stripes.

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00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,419
Okay, kids,
show off your pipes.

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Americans are
brave and loyal.

305
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,633
So come on jerks,
give us your oil.

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00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,762
My card here says ACLU.

307
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,557
Now look what
I'm going to do.

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00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,688
To love our country
is no chore.

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00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,983
Wait right here
for our encore.

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00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,784
We mean it, don't move!

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00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,579
They've escaped!

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00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,582
Okay, kids,
show off your pipes.

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00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,627
Dad, why are you still
singing that stupid song?

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00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,588
Because if they catch us,
we may have to do it again.

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00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,548
And this time
I want it tight.

316
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,513
What genius put a prison
on the middle of an island?

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00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,515
Does everyone remember
their swimming lessons?

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00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,599
Yes.
Yes.

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00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,100
No.
Great. Dive in!

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00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,192
Hold your fire.
That walrus will eat them.

321
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,443
No, that's the dad.

322
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,653
But he's eating a seal.

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00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,699
Swim toward San Francisco!

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00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,328
I'm not made of money!
We'll swim to Oakland.

325
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,914
There's a ship! We're saved!

326
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,166
Oh, what's the use?

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00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,168
Even if they pick us up,
we'll go back to jail

328
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,128
because they think
we hate America.

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00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,465
I don't want to end up like
Elmo, hanging himself in prison.

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00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,719
Mes amis,
we hate America, too!

331
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,346
Come to France

332
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:45,767
and we shall mock the country that
saved us twice from the Germans!

333
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,562
I've always
wanted to go to France.

334
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,314
Your women don't age.
Like Catherine Deneuve.

335
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:54,317
Eh, you wait till you see
her up close, then you tell me.

336
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,364
Maman,
please pass the baguette.

337
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,075
The food is so
delicious here.

338
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,452
And these Chanel suits
are five for a dollar.

339
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,788
I'm using
a jacket as a napkin!

340
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:13,253
And here no one calls me
a fat jerk! I'm a gourmand!

341
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,633
And yet I miss America.

342
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,427
I miss America, too.

343
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,555
The United States has
its grandeur and its follies,

344
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,308
but mostly, it's the place
where all our stuff is.

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00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,270
I wish we could go back. But I
don't think we're welcome there.

346
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:34,399
No, Marge, there's one group
that's always welcome in America,

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00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,359
immigrants without lDs!

348
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,031
Well, kids,
this is the first chapter

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00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,909
of our brand new
lives in America.

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00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,243
Name?
Simpson.

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00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,745
From now on,
you're the Simps.

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00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,121
That'll save time.

353
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,332
Now kids, it'll take us
a while to assimilate.

354
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:54,669
I'll start out as a cop, and
with time, become a dirty cop.

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00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:58,089
I think I'm going
to like this America.

356
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,843
Everywhere around the world.

357
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,846
They're coming to America.

358
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,184
Every time
that flag's unfurled.

359
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,604
They're coming to America.

360
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,358
Got a dream
to take them there.

361
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,236
They're coming to America.

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