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The Simpsons.

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Welcome to lecture number
eight on the water balloon.

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Yesterday I asked everyone

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to think of other liquids
you could fill a balloon with.

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Water?

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Thank you, Nelson.
Anyone else?

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Hot sauce.

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Kearney, that could
blind someone.

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You get an A.

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Now for
a practical demonstration.

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First, we load the ordnance.

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Then select the target.

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Hmm, not Otto.
He'd drive us off a cliff.

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Off a cliff?
That would solve everything.

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Bingo.

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Bart!

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Why can't you be friends
like me and Mr. Finger?

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You've betrayed me
for the last time.

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Horseplay on a school bus?
Has the world gone mad?

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Your stop!

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Shame on you two creeps!

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It's your fault for giving
birth to my archenemy!

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At least I was planned!

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Stop it!
No one was planned!

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Now we have to pack

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for Great Uncle Tyrone's
birthday tomorrow in Dayton.

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Dayton, Ohio!

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It's got Wright-Patterson Air
Force Base and a zipper museum!

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They have a zipper
from every James Bond!

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Why are we even going?

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Last year, Uncle Tyrone
was bitter and depressed.

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Happy birthday to you.

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Why won't I die?

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We're staying at
the Dayton Arms Hotel.

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It got three diamonds
from Five Diamond magazine!

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Please don't make us go!

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If you make me get on that
plane, I'll give myself diarrhea.

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I know how!
Okay, don't go!

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Just stay here
and rot with Grampa!

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I'm only rotting
on the right side!

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I'll right side you!

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All right, kids.
You don't have to go.

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But I insist we do
something tonight as a family.

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We'll play board games,
put photos in an album,

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measure how much
you've grown, and...

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What is your deal, anyway?

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Well, I... I...

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Let's just rent a movie.

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Oh, yeah!
That's the stuff!

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Brideshead's gonna get
revisited tonight, baby.

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I'm sorry, sir.

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The computer says the movie
Chocolate Star Wars doesn't exist.

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I say you don't exist!

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No, I'm right here,
under "Staff."

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What I want is
a really good weeper.

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What about Love Story?

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It's about a Harvard chick that
puts out for a guy and then croaks.

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And it saved Paramount
Studios for Charlie Bluhdorn.

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A chick flick?
Say it ain't so, Ho!

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Son, seeing sappy movies
with a lady has certain payoffs.

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Like what? They'll do
something with you that they hate?

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Exactly.

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Where do I begin.

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To tell the story of
how great a love can be?

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The sweet love story
that is older than the sea.

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The simple something
that dum-deedle-dum-dee-dee.

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Now let's push play.

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What can you say about
a 25-year-old girl who died?

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I say bury her
before she starts to smell!

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Bart!

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The man
asked a question.

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Love means never having
to say you're sorry.

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No, it doesn't.
This movie is drivel.

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She's wooden and unpleasant.

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And no matter what he does,
he's still Ryan O'Neal.

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Opinion noted.
Now if you don't mind,

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your father and I are trying to lose
ourselves in this romantic fantasy.

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Yeah. We're trying to create a
mood here, so shut the hell up!

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Homie, if I died,
would you be sad?

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Well, I wouldn't be happy.

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Oh, Homie.

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Love means never
having to say...

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A whole canoe
made of baloney?

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Bart, stop fooling
with the remote!

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Lisa made me with
a witch's spell!

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It's called Wicca,
and it's empowering!

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Wicca's a Hollywood fad!

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That's Kabbalah, jerk!

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Stupid kids ruin everything!

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So you're not in the
mood anymore, are you?

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Homie, you know I'm usually
good for a triple-X throw-down.

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But between those kids
and going to Uncle Tyrone's,

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we can't be alone.

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We're alone now.

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You're never alone
in this crap shack!

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Why, you little...

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What kind of an airline routes all
their flights through Nome, Alaska?

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It's their hub.

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Homie, look at them.

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Honeymooners.
No kids, no worries.

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Here's your future!

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Not me. I do crunches.

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Remember our honeymoon?

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Well, I gotta
get back to work.

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Hold that thought.

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Attention Miami passengers,

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Suntan Airlines
is now boarding

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rows pina colada
through daiquiri.

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You know, if we were
younger and crazier,

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we'd trade in these tickets
and run off to Miami.

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Marge, let's do it!

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What about Uncle Tyrone?

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We got one weekend
to ourselves

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and we gotta spend it watching
some old geezer's odometer turn over?

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As the Bible says,
"Screw that!"

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We don't have
boarding passes,

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but we need to
get on that plane

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for reasons that
are utterly insane!

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Go ahead. What do I care?
I'm getting laid off tomorrow.

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We're ditching our kids and
taking a second honeymoon!

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And we're blowing off
Uncle Tyrone's birthday!

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You guys are
such party animals,

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we're gonna skip the
safety check and just take off!

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I'm afraid we've
overbooked this flight.

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So much
for getting my groove back.

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So we're upgrading you
to first class.

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There's a first class?

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Sir, what would you like for
dinner? A steak or two steaks?

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Can I have both?

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Of course.

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This is so luxurious.

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I feel like I'm Princess Grace
and Princess Di smashed together.

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And look at me.
I'm reading The Economist.

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Did you know lndonesia
is at a crossroads?

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No.

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It is.

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I guess
you could call him

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the little tortoise
that couldn't.

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See our website
for the recipe.

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This just in,
a monster tornado

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is tearing
through Dayton, Ohio!

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That's where
Mom and Dad are!

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Looks like
the twister is headed

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right for
the Dayton Arms Hotel!

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They might not be dead.
They could be in the basement.

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I'm an orphan.

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I'm a legal guardian.

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How can I be a parent? I
break my teeth on ribbon candy.

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Quiet, Grampa.
Hello? Mom?

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Hi, sweetie. We're
just calling to check in.

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Where are you?
Are you okay?

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Right here in Dayton.

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At the Dayton Arms Hotel?

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Yup. It's really boring.

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You kids would've hated it.

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So how's
the weather in Dayton?

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Oh, you know, typical
boring Dayton weather.

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Hey, do I hear a backrub?

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No. No, that's the noise the phone
makes when you've been on too long.

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Bye now. Love you.

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Something's fishy.
They're not in Dayton.

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They're somewhere fun.

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We're not
enough fun for them?

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Well, I know how to find out
where they are.

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Swelldorado Hotel
Miami Beach,

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sun and water without
your son and daughter.

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How may I direct your call?

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I can't go to Miami! I'm
expecting calls from telemarketers!

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You'll love it. It's full of sexy old
widows who don't want to die alone.

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All right, ladies,
get ready to settle!

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Boy, it's great being here
without those children of yours.

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Yeah. I've never sat
by a pool this long

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without having to
apologize to someone.

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And tonight, we'll finally
and romantically hump.

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Here's to life
without children.

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Well, we can't wait
to have kids.

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"Can't wait."

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Seriously. With the new breast
pumps and Diaper Genies,

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and corporate flex-time,
child-rearing ought to be a snap.

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You keep thinking that.

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We're here!
And it's a good thing, too.

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The car's been
driving funny since Orlando.

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Everything happens to E-more.

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Let's go find Mom and Dad.

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First, let's slap on
some Band-Aids

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so they feel really
bad for ditching us.

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Time to find a woman
who needs some TLC.

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A Tired Liver-spotted Coot.

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A-blowin' reveille.

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He's the boogie woogie
bugle boy of Company B.

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Check out the well-aged beef.

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No scar. He must be
on his first heart!

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I wouldn't kick him
out of bed for dying.

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Hey, handsome, pull
up a donut and sit down.

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Hey, ladies.
I used to be in movies.

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You know those
feet sticking out

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from under the house
in The Wizard of Oz?

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You're looking at 'em.

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Come on, everybody
have some sexual congress.

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Not the kind of Congress
that contained Paul Tsongas.

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The kids tracked us down!

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Our romantic holiday just
became a stinking family vacation.

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Marge,
I won't let that happen.

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We have to grab this chance for
romance now or we'll never be alone!

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Not till Lisa's in college and
we've lost contact with Bart!

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You're right.
But where do we go?

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I've got a card that can take
us anywhere in the world.

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Step on it!

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Those horn dogs!
They ditched us again!

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You know what this means?

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We have a free hotel
room in Miami for two days?

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No. We're gonna follow them
across this great land

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making sure they don't have
one moment of fun.

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And I have a card that can
take us anywhere they go.

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I'm sorry. We're not supposed
to give out passengers' itineraries.

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I understand. Hey, what's
that crazy girl doing?

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I'm going into the Gold Medallion
Club with Silver Level Membership!

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The hell you are!

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So Mom and Dad are going to
Atlantic City. But their luggage isn't.

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And Homer's
getting a low-fat meal.

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No!

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You're more boring than
my husband. And he's dead.

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Well, I bet I smell better.

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At the moment,
it's about even.

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I can't wait till we bury the
last of you Hepburn types.

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Really!

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Perhaps I can help.

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I have a penthouse from which
you can see all the way to Epcot.

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If you take a woman there,
she will be yours.

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Hot-diggity!

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Indeed. I am Raoul.

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While we walk,
may I place my hand

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on your shoulder as
a sign of friendship?

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Why not?

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Homie, people in the
other elevators can see us.

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Oh, yeah.
Like people in New Jersey

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have never seen
a fat man making out.

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It's on
the freakin' state flag.

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Oh, my God. Homie, look!

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That boy failed show-and-tell, but
he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes.

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Hey, how you doing?

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I'm fighting a white rhino
today at the Tropicana.

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Shows at 2:00, 4:00, 6:00,
8:00, 10:00, and midnight.

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Check it out. Come on.

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Hey, kids, I'm tying
balloons on the boardwalk

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at 3:00, 5:00, 7:00,
9:00, and 11:00.

247
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,588
Check it out. Come on,
don't be ridiculous.

248
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,800
Occupied!

249
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,807
Okay, Raoul, let's go
meet some senoritas.

250
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,018
Grampa, I must confess,

251
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,479
I am not as
interested in women

252
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,939
as my open shirt
might suggest.

253
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,108
To be frank,
they disgust me.

254
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,279
Yes. Now let us enjoy
one of your rambling,

255
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:33,325
disjointed,
yet somehow erotic tales.

256
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,495
Are you gonna go
lavender on me?

257
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,704
We shall see, uh?

258
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,999
But I promise you
I will treasure every word

259
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,627
that drops from
your beautiful lips.

260
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,546
Really? You're sweet.

261
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,591
Proceed.

262
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,094
For many years,
I was a tater farmer.

263
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:56,098
But the shameful truth is
the taters farmed me.

264
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,892
Your neck skin
dances when you speak.

265
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,438
At last we're alone.

266
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,198
Homie, the waiter's
still here.

267
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,616
Oh. Right.

268
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,786
Thank you, sir.

269
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,961
And now, my darling, it's
finally time for romance.

270
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,964
But before the intercourse,
the dinner course!

271
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,048
Busted!

272
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,341
You guys lied to us!

273
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,611
You probably
do this all the time.

274
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,387
This whole family is built on
a tissue of lies and romance.

275
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,056
Yeah, it's a tissue covered
in blood and boogers!

276
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,642
Would you two
just shut up!

277
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,394
Sure, we lied.

278
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,897
We lied so we could spend a
single night as a married couple

279
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,941
without worrying
about you kids.

280
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,235
Those days are over.
Give it up.

281
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,363
You win, kids.

282
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,781
Just sleep here tonight

283
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,909
and we'll all go back
to Springfield tomorrow.

284
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,536
Great! What do you
want to play?

285
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,622
How about the floor
is made of lava?

286
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,088
All I wanted was
a second honeymoon

287
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,674
and now the floor
is made of lava.

288
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,596
Lise, you awake?

289
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,014
Yeah, I can't sleep.

290
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,850
Maybe we should give Mom
and Dad a break, you know?

291
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,770
Go spend the day at an amusement
park so we're out of their hair.

292
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,397
Yeah, I agree. I mean,
you are pretty annoying.

293
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,441
I guess the hunt was more fun
than the catch.

294
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,067
Hey, I just zinged you!

295
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,403
I know. My new thing
is to ignore you.

296
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,866
When you grow up,
I'll be outside.

297
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,703
I'm grown up! I'm grown up!

298
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,125
I knew if we got up
early enough,

299
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,919
we could sneak away
from Bart and Lisa.

300
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,172
Kids don't beat me.
I beat kids.

301
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,800
And nobody does it better.

302
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,306
You monsters!
You followed us!

303
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,226
No. You don't understand. We
came here to give you some privacy...

304
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,269
We understand
perfectly well.

305
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,230
Let me finish my sentence!
Never!

306
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:10,941
This way!

307
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,193
Quick! We can hide in here!

308
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,528
I don't know.

309
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,488
Homie, why don't
we just go home,

310
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,574
wait till the kids fall asleep,
and have sex in the car?

311
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,202
Because I was saving
that for my birthday!

312
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,703
Now come on.

313
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,964
This must be what
it's like to be in space.

314
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,841
You've been to space.

315
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,760
And yet I've never
been to me.

316
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,100
That sliding
should stop soon.

317
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,893
This rolling is
just temporary.

318
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,272
That's better.

319
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:54,109
So why do they call this
place Niagara Falls, anyway?

320
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,324
Back off, Canadians!
We got 'em.

321
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,995
You back off, hosers. They're
in Canadian waters, eh?

322
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,873
Beat it, you puck-slapping
maple-suckers!

323
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,668
Take a hike, you
Shatner-stealing Mexico-touchers!

324
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,089
How about that?

325
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,843
Oh! Marge, I guess we'll just
have to make love in Heaven.

326
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,553
I bet it always
works up there.

327
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,389
Shut up and kiss me,
you doomed hunk!

328
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,568
Ahoy, moon bounce!

329
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,403
Is anyone alive?

330
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,198
More alive than
any of you squares!

331
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,624
You're on my hair!

332
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,000
Oh, that's better.

333
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:56,588
Well, it looks like everything
worked out just fine for everybody.

334
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,008
Credit card bill seems
a little chunky this month.

335
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,511
Let's see what's going
on vis-a-vis the Viza.

336
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,013
This... Ahhh!

337
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:00,777
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