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The Simpsons.

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Where are your clothes for the
gentleman who is big and fat?

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The basement, sir.

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Woo-hoo!

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Homer, before you get
anywhere near the escalator,

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you've gotta tie those shoes.

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Homer!

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So many shoppers! Damn
this... Ow! Resilient economy!

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This is our
Little Hooker line.

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All the girls your
age are wearing it,

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except the freakishly
unpopular.

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But I'm eight
years old!

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So is your look.

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Are you aware that
you've exposed your skin

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to a whole host of
airborne de-beautifiers?

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No.

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This dermal magnifier will
show the extent of the damage.

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He's eating my beauty!

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Skin mites love
the taste of beauty.

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Try this
rejuvenating lotion.

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It contains over
60 ingredients.

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I hope he didn't have
children. Did he have children?

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Millions of them!

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Sir, other customers need
to use that dressing room.

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Dressing room?

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Edna, we don't
need wedding china.

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The dishes mother won on Let's
Make a Deal are holding up nicely.

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Seymour, if we register
for these dishes,

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our wedding guests
will buy them for us.

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And I suppose
those wedding guests

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will also pay for
dishwashing liquid,

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heated water
and two-sided sponges?

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Silent anger, the cornerstone
of a successful marriage.

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Cool. Guns.

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Die, happy couples.

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That's not a toy, son. It's a barcode
reader. Lt registers wedding gifts.

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Bull-honky.

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No. Not bull-honky.

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A couple uses the gun to select
gifts they want for their wedding.

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Wow.

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If you'll excuse me, I'm going to the
employee lounge to finish my Shasta.

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"Name of groom."

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Bart Simpson.

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"Name of bride."

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Lotta Cooties.

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It's a nice day
for a white wedding.

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It's a nice day
to start again.

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A fake wedding? That's
what I call chutzpah!

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Yeah. I'm gonna scam this
town out of so many presents.

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And what I don't use, I'm
gonna return for store credit!

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Store credit, store credit,
store credit.

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Another employee
family wedding.

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What's the traditional peasant
gift in these parts? A milking cow?

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Actually, silverware is all
that's left on the registry.

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I'll see if Lenny
wants to go in on a spoon.

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Remember, if anyone asks,
you're my niece from out of town.

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I am your niece,
Uncle Joe.

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Good Lord, I'm an abomination!

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This prank is my
Sgt. Pepper's.

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I see neither blushing bride
nor ardent swain!

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There is no wedding here!

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Oh, my God!
We're sealed in!

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Nobody breathe my air!
Get your own!

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Why you selfish little maggot,
I'll suck your lungs dry!

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Knock it off!

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Okay...

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Yes!

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So, you thought you'd pull a fake
wedding, eh? You're under arrest.

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Come on, Chief.
It was just a prank.

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Would some flatware
make things right?

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Um, what does it say
on my badge?

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Let's go.

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Bart, the record of your
mischief is staggering.

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Just look at this file.

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That doesn't
look so big.

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These are directions
to the facility

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where Bart's criminal record
occupies three full storage lockers.

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Six feet by eight?

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Six by 14!

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Bart Simpson, I hereby
sentence you to six months

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at the Springfield Juvenile
Correctional Facility.

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Juvie? Please, Judge.
You can't! I'll do anything.

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I'll squeal on my dad.
He's been up to bad things.

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Crap you've never
even thought of.

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We've already got an informer
working deep cover on your dad.

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One he'll never suspect.

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Is it Lenny?
Damn it!

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I mean, no.

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Now, take that kid away.

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No! You're not gonna
take my baby to jail!

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All right, boys.
She's not letting go.

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Make the switch.

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Your eyes need diapers.

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Your eyes need...
That's good, Ralphie.

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One slingshot, one pack of
cards, baseball, one doodle.

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One harmonica.

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Perfect mood setter
for the end of your freedom.

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Lessons by mail, worthwhile.

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My baby boy is in jail.

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I'm the worst
mom in the world.

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It's not all your fault.

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All these years, I watched you
turn our son into a time bomb,

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and yet I did nothing.

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So in a way, I too
am a victim... Of you.

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You're a great mom.

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You were always there for
Bart with love and support.

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His acting out was probably
caused by negative reinforcement.

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Oh, I get it.
Blame the strangler!

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Just because you've
done time at juvie,

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doesn't mean the world
has given up on you.

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See for yourself
the exciting careers

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that wait for you
upon your release.

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These are all fast food jobs.

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Ex-cons are a godsend
to employers like me.

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If you ask for a raise,

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I just call your parole officer,
and back in the can you go!

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Yay!

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Cartoons.
America's only native art form.

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I don't count jazz
'cause it sucks.

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Freedom!

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Bloodshed!

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I declare an end to the
spectacular 3-D blood and gore!

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Yay!

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They cut all
the good parts!

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I've lost
everything I loved.

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Okay. Lf I use my head,
I can keep out of trouble.

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I better stay out of the
sandbox. I could be buried alive.

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Maybe the slide.

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Don't forget to
buy your photos!

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I'll just hang out next to
the girls' juvie. Hello, ladies.

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I'm Gina.
You touch my fence again,

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and your puberty's
gonna be very boring.

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God, I hate this place.

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It's nothing like
the brochure.

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It's horrible in here. The boys
beat me up. The girls beat me up.

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Now, sweetie, you shouldn't hang
around with people who beat you.

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They're not true friends.

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Time's up!

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My poor boy is
miserable in here.

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There has to be something
I can do to help him.

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Interesting. Marge,
what does that sign say?

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So, why do you want
to be a guard here?

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I believe that
children are the future.

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Unless we stop them now!

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Welcome aboard.

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This end's for beatin'.
This end's for holdin'.

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Ah. When does
training start?

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It just finished.

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Catch!

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Jump!

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That's my doll!

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Keep away! Keep away!

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Put that sissy down!

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If you're gonna
pick on someone,

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why don't you pick on someone
much bigger than you with a gun?

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Dad?
That's right.

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I got a job here, so I can watch
over you like a mother hen.

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His dad's a screw!

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I sure am.
Here you go, Son.

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I brought you a lollipop
from the guards' lounge.

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Not so tough now, huh?

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Yeah.

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Well, that's the end
of my shift. See you Monday.

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Wait. Monday's
Martin Luther King Day.

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Well, I'll see you
when I see you.

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Love you!

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This lollipop's
really for everybody.

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Studies show the part of the
brain that remembers dance steps

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is also the anger center.

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So juveniles who
know how to fox-trot

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are 10% less likely
to commit a double homicide.

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Who conducted this study?

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The institute of
shut-your-fat-face!

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Now, pair up.

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He's mine.
Him?

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Why?

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I like 'em small
and bug-eyed.

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You two will dance,
and you'll like it.

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Then you'll have punch,
and you'll drink it.

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Then your eyes will meet,
and it will be awkward.

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So help me, God!

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Okay, here's my rules.

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Hands at 10 and two,
no eye contact

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and I don't want to
hear how pretty I look.

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Don't worry.
You won't. D'oh!

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We're gettin' outta here.

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Whoa!

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They're escaping!
Seal the perimeter!

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I'm on it!

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Can't you go any faster?

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I can close it faster
or I can close it right.

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Can't you do both?

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Talk to the union.

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I'm getting out in two weeks. Why
would I want to break out with you?

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Well, you do look
pretty in the moonlight.

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Hey, guard!

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Help! Help!

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Guess where
the next one's going.

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Up my butt?

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Why did you kiss me? Are
you looking to do the Bartman?

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Hey, I'm only sticking with
you till I get these chains off.

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And if we get caught, I'm
telling them this was your idea.

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Yeah. Why would
they believe you?

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Because I can do this.

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That mean boy,

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he dragged me
out of the dance.

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I didn't want to go,
but he was too strong!

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But you got 20 pounds on me.

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And then, he said I was fat!

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Oh, I am screwed.

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You bet you are.

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Now as long as we're together,
I expect you to be a man.

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But I have to wizzle. Fine.

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I miss prison.

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I am not chipping in on a birthday
cake for that jackass, Arnie Pye.

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Let him eat...

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This is Kent Brockman live
at Springfield Juvenile Hall,

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the scene of
a daring escape

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by inmates Bart Simpson
and Gina Vendetti.

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To understand the mind-set of the
escapees, we've brought in an expert,

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former under-aged
offender, Snake.

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If they're smart, Kent,
they'II stay off the main roads.

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It's all here in my book,

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Ten Habits of
Highly Successful Criminals.

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AII right, I plugged your
book. Now, put down the gun.

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Tell them I'll be
on Conan Thursday

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with Heather Locklear
and Third Eye Blind.

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Why would Bart escape if he's
gonna be released in two weeks?

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You just don't
understand boys.

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He's stupid!

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But he won't know
where to go or what to eat!

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Relax. What's the worst
that could happen?

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You shall marry my daughter,
Moonhilda.

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I can't wait to lay
my eggs in his brain.

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No son of mine will be marched
down the aisle at the barrel of a ray gun!

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Let's go!

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So why'd they
send you to juvie?

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Shoplift a scrunchie?
Get bent.

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I pushed Snow White over
the parapet at Disneyland.

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Oh, man.

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Did she live?
Yeah.

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But it's not a good life.

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Gina, before we get
any closer,

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there's something
you need to know about me.

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I think girls
are icky pants.

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It took a lot of
courage to say that.

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Courage I'm gonna
pinch outta you.

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Say, Cletus, have you
seen a couple of kids go by?

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I don't have such a good memory
since I drank my thermometer.

250
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,147
But I whittles what I sees.

251
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,068
Is this them?

252
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,695
It sure is.
We're on the right track.

253
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,656
What are you making now?

254
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,575
Oh, sometimes
I whittles the future.

255
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,667
Great. I can get
these handcuffs off before

256
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,627
I get a full-blown
case of the cooties.

257
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,629
Bart, I can't believe
you don't know this,

258
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,673
but there's no
such thing as cooties,

259
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,551
cootie shots, cootie force
fields or cootie insurance.

260
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,929
But State Farm
took my money.

261
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,348
When we split up,
where are you gonna go?

262
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,684
Don't worry. My family will
hide me until the heat's off.

263
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,477
Wow. Your parents are cool.

264
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,941
Oh, man.
There's a line.

265
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,780
You keep your ink
hole shut about this.

266
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,427
We're free! We're free!

267
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,388
Bart, I'm gonna
miss you so much.

268
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,182
Hey, the next time my mom
asks me to help around the house,

269
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,101
I could come live
with your family.

270
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,563
Don't get fresh
with me, jerk!

271
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,486
Take it from a blacksmith,
that girl's trouble.

272
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,907
That girl's nuts. First she
likes me, then she hates me.

273
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,243
I've already forgotten
how ugly she is.

274
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,537
I'd better eyeball
that ape one more time.

275
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,544
God!

276
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,089
What's up?
Don't you want to get back

277
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,632
to that awesome
family of yours?

278
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,595
What are you crying about?

279
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,096
How cool they are?

280
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,686
Oh. I know
you're sad now.

281
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:28,064
But surely your incredible
family will cheer you up.

282
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,613
Wait. Do you even
have a family?

283
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:38,700
No, I don't! They're
imaginary, like your brain!

284
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,869
I understand.

285
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,038
You don't
understand anything!

286
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,876
You're such a psycho!

287
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,419
Mama's boy!

288
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,046
Future skank!

289
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,297
Family guy!

290
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,968
Well, well, well,
if it isn't Punch 'n' Juvie.

291
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,596
Plant the evidence
on 'em, boys.

292
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,223
Chief, we don't have to.

293
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:02,618
These ones are
actually guilty.

294
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,642
Super.

295
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,310
Makes our job
that much easier.

296
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,691
Oh, Bart, my troubled
little lamb.

297
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,486
You'll be in jail
for so long.

298
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:18,490
But I'll keep your room
just the way it was, a pigsty.

299
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,827
Son, I want you to know
no matter what anyone says,

300
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,579
there's no shame
in being caught alive.

301
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:28,166
Take a good long look at the
innocent love in your son's eyes.

302
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,378
Because when he gets out
of prison, it'll be gone forever.

303
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,839
He will have
a great bod though.

304
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,925
And a couple of those
teardrop tattoos. Those are cool.

305
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,095
There's something I
have to tell you guys.

306
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,889
Now, look, my fly is down
because it's broken, okay?

307
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,100
No. It's something else.

308
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,355
Bart, she took all the
responsibility for the escape.

309
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,481
You're free to go.

310
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,627
But the kid's still got time
on his sentence, Chief.

311
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,194
Look, if you all want to
squeeze into the backseat, fine.

312
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,529
With my box kite.

313
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,822
Oh, forget it.

314
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,546
Welcome back, Gina. I got
a few new cellmates for you.

315
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,381
That's cool.

316
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,050
I wouldn't feel right going to the
bathroom with no one watching.

317
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,267
I thought you might want
to have a nice family dinner.

318
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,978
We're having
"Make Your Own Taco" night.

319
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:34,733
Gina, thanks for showing us
the meaning of Christmas.

320
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,278
And thanks for showing my
brother that girls can be cool.

321
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,821
Who is this nerd?

322
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,323
Taco, please.

323
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,659
Well, my shift's over.

324
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:49,164
I guess it's back to my bachelor
apartment, make a tuna sandwich,

325
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,959
turn on Will & Grace
and cry myself to sleep.

326
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,339
Would you like to join us?

327
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,674
Didn't you hear me?
I've got an evening planned!

328
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,397
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