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The Simpsons.

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That's a salt-water croc,
the largest reptile in the world!

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Oh, crikey!

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She's got me
by the dangle-down!

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This naughty little Sheila
can snap a man's ribcage like...

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Like that!

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Hey, I'm watching that!

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Not anymore.

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Malibu Stacey wants
a craft room

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and Malibu Ken needs a
closet for all his beach thongs.

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They'II get help from designer
Jeremy on, Dollhouse Do-Overs.

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We'II also show you how to
turn a shoebox into a you-box.

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Oh, I missed the feeding
frenzy. I hope you're happy.

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Obviously, yes.

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Bobby, I got propane
in my urethra.

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We'II be right back with.

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Who Will Marry
a Million Bears!

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I like ice cream

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I like ice cream.

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How about you?

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Look, Maggie!
A show for babies!

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Topped with chocolate syrup.

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Whipped cream too.

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Mom, that's Roofi.

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His music is why
babies are idiots.

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Well, Maggie likes Roofi. And
babies only like good things.

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Why don't you let us watch TV
and get her a Roofi CD?

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Bart!

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Ap-cray.
Ap-cray.

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One, two, tie your shoe.

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Three, four,
pick up the floor.

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Five, six,
don't play tricks.

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Seven, eight,
clean your plate.

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Nine, ten,
start over again!

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One, two, tie your shoe.

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Three, four,
pick up the floor.

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Five, six,
don't play tricks

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lt's on batteries.

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Clean your plate.

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Nine, ten,
start over again!

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Backed up by solar power.

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Three, four,
pick up the floor.

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Five, six,
don't play tricks.

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Seven, eight,
clean your plate.

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Nine, ten,
start over again!

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Look, Maggie. Funny Daddy!

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Too hard.

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Nine, ten,
start over again!

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One, two, tie your shoe.

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Three, four,
pick up the floor.

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Five, six...

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Three, four,
pick up the floor.

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Time to go home, Bart.

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You don't understand. I can't go
home. You got to give me detention.

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Look! I fed
the gerbil coffee!

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Please, make me
write something

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on the chalkboard
a thousand times!

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We all got tired of that
chalkboard years ago.

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Now go home.

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So he went upstairs
and knocked on the door.

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There's a helpful bear
on the 28th floor.

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Twenty-eighth floor,
twenty-eighth floor.

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There's a helpful bear
on the 28th floor.

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Aw! Look how happy she is.

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Her eyes aren't focused.

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It makes her happy.

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So does sucking on the dog.

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Hello, Springfield. Roofi
is coming to your town.

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One show only. Tickets
will go fast, very fast.

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So your parents
should be getting in line.

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If you don't come,
Roofi will be sad.

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And the helpful bear,
she will die!

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Tickets, tickets
buy them now.

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Roofi he will show you how.

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Visa, AMEX or MC.

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Or make out
that check to me!

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Give Daddy
the remote, Maggie.

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Give Daddy the... D'oh!

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Oh, wise guy, eh?

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I got the Roofi tickets!

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I got them fair and square
and I kept my dignity,

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not like Janie's mom.

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Whatever.

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This concert is oversold.

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It's as if a music promoter
acted unscrupulously.

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And now, our opening act,

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in their first live show since Tinky
Winky was acquitted of manslaughter.

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Not guilty!

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The Teletubbies!

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Custard!

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Custard! Custard!

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They make The Blue Man Group
look like Mummenschanz,

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which is still pretty good.

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Oh, the second one
wants custard, too?

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That's a little repetitive.

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Oh, no! It's raining!

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And Maggie's diapers
are extra absorbent.

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How's the crowd, Steve?

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Awful fussy.

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You kidding me?
Did you make funny faces?

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You did? Well, did you
jiggle your keys?

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I did it all, man!

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And now, here's Roofi!

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Sing the nonsense song
with me.

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Yum yum wow
Woop de we.

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Flibberty flabberty
one two three.

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Ow! Okay, who threw that?
Who threw it?

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A play date with disaster
at Cletus' farm.

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I'm at the first aid tent

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where overwhelmed doctors
are trying to sort out

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the owies from the boo-boos.

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Now I'm told we have the
leader of the babies on the line.

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Tyler, is there
a peaceful solution possible?

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AII right, that's it.
Show's over!

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Five, six, so long, hicks!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You
don't want to go in there.

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Some of those babies
have their teeth.

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And those super
sharp little fingernails.

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Better leave it to
the professionals.

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I don't feel right clubbing
women and children, chief.

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I hear ya. Some days are
tougher than others.

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Just close
your eyes and club.

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This is it, boys. We'll have
to tummy-kiss our way out.

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This is a bouncer
one here, Chief.

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Baby's got backlash!

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Springfield citizens
are outraged

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about the destruction
caused by the bad babies.

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Bad babies, yes, you was.

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They destroyed my home

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and the equity
I'd built up therein.

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Asked if he intends
to take legal action,

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the farmer replied,
"I ain't fungified

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"hidee-hoo about no
Iegrification noways,"

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then scratched his rear,
hitched up his pants,

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and scratched his rear again.

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That riot has
far-reaching consequences.

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Kabul refuses to be
our sister city anymore.

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I have no sister city!

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The babies' damage
exceeds $1 million.

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Which will now be sucked out
of your pockets.

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My loose change!

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Let me now introduce a woman
who wants to make sure that

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what I just did
never happens again.

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Good evening.
I'm Lindsay Naegle.

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And I am the founder
of SSCCATAGAPP.

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Singles Seniors
Childless Couples

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and Teens and Gays
against Parasitic Parents.

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Catchy name.

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We're tired of picking up the
bills for other people's kids.

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We already pay millions
every year in school taxes.

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Yeah!

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Excuse me, everyone.
I'm a mother.

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And I'm an American.

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Yeah!

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I bake apple pies.

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Yeah!

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And I love baseball.

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Save your breath for blowing
up water wings, breeder.

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I dream of an America with
nudity and F-words on network TV!

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Where the whole world doesn't
stop because a school bus did.

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Children are the future.

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Today belongs to me!

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Yeah!

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You can't change the rules
in the middle of the game!

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We never
would've had these kids

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if we thought
we had to pay for them!

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Promises were made!

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Tough tortellini!

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I'm sick of printing
a children's menu!

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Let Mickey Meatball find
his own way out of the maze!

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We're tired of buying overpriced
tickets for your lousy school plays!

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Then how would we ever
get to see Camelot?

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We'll merely watch
the movie on tape!

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Is that better?

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To me, Ralph Wiggum
is Sir Lancelot.

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If ever I would leave you

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lt wouldn't be
in summer!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
let's kill every child...

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...friendly thing in town!

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It's time
to put away childish things

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and become a man!

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Talkin' 'bout
my generation

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I hope I die
before I get old.

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Y? Y? Y?

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Why don't you all
fade away.

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Talkin' 'bout
my generation.

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And don't try to dig
what we all say.

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Kids are people, too.
Worthless incomplete people.

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That's the battle cry
as single Springfield-ites

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are continuing to run roughshod
over children and families.

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From now on, children
acting up in public places

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will be lightly tased.

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Mommy, pick me up.

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I wasn't kidding.

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And in downtown Springfield,
a statue is being erected

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to America's most
misunderstood hero,

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"The deadbeat dad."

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That's all? Just a statue?

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This country makes me sick.

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Sign, sign,
everywhere a sign.

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Blockin' out the scenery
Breakin' my mind.

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Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?

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Gamble, gamble, gamble!

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Oh, yeah.

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Miss Naegle, I'm sorry to
surprise you like this.

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But I thought
if we met face to face,

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we could settle
our differences.

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Well, let's make it quick.

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I know you have to
get back to your kids

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and I'm late for
a skydiving massage.

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I'll cut to the chase.

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I've brought with me the
very best reason I can think of

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for what I believe in.

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Her name is Lisa.

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And I wouldn't trade her
for all the sleep-in Sundays

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and speed dating
in the world.

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Miss Naegle, even though I
disagree with your principles,

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I certainly
admire your success.

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Well, Lisa,

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I would be proud if one of the
eggs I sold turned out like you.

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Mom, I locked
your keys in the car.

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Then wait in the shadows!

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Also Maggie puked
in your purse again.

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Poor me. All my purse is
full of is disposable income.

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Sorry, Marge. I don't think I'll
ever understand your point of view.

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Not even
with all my free time.

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Then I guess this means war

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with the most powerful
weapon at my disposal,

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a voter-sponsored initiative.

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You wouldn't dare!

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I've already
drawn up the petition.

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Well, I'm not worried.

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You won't get that
thing on the ballot

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until the November
general election.

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No. The March primary.

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Mom, can we get a pretzel?

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We've got pretzels at home.

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Not cinnamon.

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Well, we finally got things
the way we want them.

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Not a highchair or
complementary crayon in sight.

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I'm gonna tell an anecdote
about lovemaking

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without having
to look around.

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Truly we have
entered a golden age.

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Attention, everyone.

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I wish to announce the
formation of PPASSCCATAG.

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Proud Parents
Against Singles, Seniors,

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Childless Couples
and Teens and Gays.

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PPASSCCATAG is also
a disease of the brainstem.

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That's how I'll
remember it.

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To overturn these
horrible anti-family laws,

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we've prepared the
Families Come First initiative.

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Now, the first thing
we're gonna need is money.

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00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,409
I'm so sorry, Marge.

254
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,204
But I guess
you get the bill?

255
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,291
Oh, for the love of pizza!

256
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,376
Luigi Risotto?

257
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,460
That's me.

258
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,338
I'm from the US
lmmigration Department.

259
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,509
Save our families!

260
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,302
Sign our petition!

261
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,597
The only petitions that I sign are
to bring back canceled sitcoms.

262
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,723
Thank you.

263
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,394
America needs the wisdom of
Herman's Head now more than ever.

264
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,730
Well, howdy, ma'am. I
represent the tobacco lobby.

265
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,899
And frankly,
no politics gets done

266
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,068
in this country without
a little help from us.

267
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,407
Now we own you!

268
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,158
But I haven't
endorsed it yet!

269
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,121
Football injury.

270
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,540
Now why don't you
just sign the check?

271
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,709
Here, use my pen.

272
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,586
Forget it.

273
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:30,429
I guess no one gives a damn
about the American family anymore.

274
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,014
I'll sign your petition.

275
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,767
Mr. Burns?
You care about children?

276
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,019
Yes.

277
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,521
Particularly their
supple young organs.

278
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:43,775
Oh, unfenced backyard pools,
where would I be without you?

279
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,738
Hey, if Burns is signing that
petition, maybe we should, too.

280
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,741
Yeah. Rich guys always want
what's best for everyone.

281
00:15:56,331 --> 00:16:00,042
Coming up later, what your dog
can tell you about your prostate.

282
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,378
But first, Marge Simpson's
"Families Come First" initiative

283
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,796
seems to be gaining steam.

284
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,008
Leading her opponents to
counter with this commercial.

285
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,011
As a mother,
I love my family.

286
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,765
That's why I'm against the
"Families Come First" initiative.

287
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,976
"Families Come First"
will hurt families.

288
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,063
And I love my family
too much for that.

289
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,898
I'm Marge Simpson,

290
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,776
and even I'm against
"Families Come First."

291
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,071
Now it's time to do some coke
off the blade of a knife.

292
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,199
That ad makes me
look like a criminal!

293
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,659
Then why did you
appear in it?

294
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,868
That wasn't me!

295
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,163
Maybe she was you
and you're not!

296
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,414
How many kids do we have?

297
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,749
Three.

298
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,875
Wrong, lady!

299
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,543
Oh, wait. The baby.

300
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,295
I try my best.

301
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,214
They ridicule me.

302
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,800
They mock everything
I cherish.

303
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,135
Honey, this marriage
is a partnership.

304
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,513
When you fall,
I pick you up.

305
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,765
And when you can't
finish a sandwich,

306
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,267
I eat that sandwich.

307
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,770
You're my rock, Homie.

308
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,606
And I promise this rock
is gonna weigh you down

309
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,358
for the rest of your life.

310
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,697
Honey, no one messes
with my missus.

311
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:15,367
I'll come down on those guys
like the garage door on Bart's bike!

312
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,910
What are you going to do?

313
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,037
You just leave
everything to Homer.

314
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,624
And now I believe you owe me
half a sandwich.

315
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,336
I always keep one
near the bed for you.

316
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,882
Here comes my commercial.
In six, five, four...

317
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,510
I probably should've
watched it first.

318
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,470
You've probably
heard a lot of

319
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,347
bad things about
"Families Come First."

320
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:40,517
But newspaper writers
are a bunch of jerks.

321
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,770
Who really opposes
"Families Come First?"

322
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,190
Many childless advocates
are like Ben Affleck.

323
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,317
Famous, successful people

324
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,696
from out of state!

325
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,491
They live in fancy houses
in other places.

326
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,077
"Families Come First"
is supported by

327
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,830
life-long Springfieldians
you know and trust.

328
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,040
Like me, Milhouse's dad,

329
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,293
Bumblebee Man, Surly Duff,

330
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:10,172
and that jerk
that goes, "Yes!"

331
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:16,344
For more information, visit our
Web site, www.al-jazeera.com.

332
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,679
We're not affiliated.

333
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,616
We're just piggy-backing
on their message board.

334
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,267
I am Rudy Giuliani.

335
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,603
Do as I command you.

336
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,230
I am Rudy Giuliani.

337
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,609
Do as I command you.

338
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,738
It says, "Yes on 232."

339
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,449
We want no on 232!

340
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,576
Yes on 242!

341
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,579
Either way. The important
thing is the system works.

342
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,957
And the bumper stickers
misspelled "on."

343
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,252
They all say,
"Yes No 242."

344
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,984
And it's the night
before the election

345
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,422
and you haven't
handed them out!

346
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,303
I need to be alone
right now.

347
00:18:58,721 --> 00:18:59,888
Marge, wait!

348
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,057
I am Rudy Giuliani.

349
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,143
You must forgive Homer.

350
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,979
I am Rudy Giuliani.

351
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:11,149
You must forgive Homer.

352
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,234
I am...

353
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,529
Bart, we're gonna lose.
We have to do something!

354
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,990
Lisa, kids are the problem.
Maybe kids can be the solution!

355
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,325
Okay. But how?

356
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,370
Hey, I'm the visionary. You
come up with the nuts and bolts.

357
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,414
Oh, my God!

358
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,792
I just had my most
brilliant idea ever!

359
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,127
Don't you mean "my"
most brilliant idea ever?

360
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,046
You don't even know
what the idea is.

361
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,422
I know you have
an ugly face.

362
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,882
Bart, why are we fighting?

363
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,009
Because we're kids.

364
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,761
Kids! Maybe that's
the answer!

365
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,101
There's the enemy.
Give them all you got.

366
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:56,069
I love you.

367
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,571
I love glue!

368
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,614
I love you!

369
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,700
Aw! Such a sweet
little thing.

370
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,660
Time to destroy your future.

371
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,830
Feeling flu-îsh,

372
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,250
fever, nausea,

373
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,335
child germs.

374
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,255
No. Must participate in

375
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:19,885
democratic process.

376
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,223
I'm afraid
the polls have closed.

377
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:29,144
And on Prop 242,
the winner is yes!

378
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:36,693
For all their disposable
income, for all their leisure time,

379
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:41,072
they had no immunity against
God's lowliest creatures, children.

380
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,242
Looks like everything's
back the way it was

381
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,245
which is the only way
it should ever be.

382
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,123
Great. Let's dump these kids
in an R-rated movie

383
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,417
while we go someplace nice.

384
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,752
Can I bring
my laser pointer?

385
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,086
What do I care?

386
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,429
One, two, tie your shoe.

387
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,431
Three, four,
pick up the floor.

388
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,350
Five, six,
don't play tricks.

389
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,268
Seven, eight,
clean your plate.

390
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,896
Nine, ten,
start over again!

391
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,774
One, two, tie your shoe.

392
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,692
Three, four,
pick up the floor.

393
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,653
Five, six,
don't play tricks.

394
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,529
Seven, eight,
clean your plate.

395
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,407
Nine, ten,
start over again!

396
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,160
One, two, tie your shoe.

397
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,120
Three, four,
pick up the floor.

398
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,081
Five, six,
don't play tricks.

399
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,958
Seven, eight,
clean your plate.

400
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,835
Nine, ten,
start over again!

401
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,431
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