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The Simpsons.

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Large Marge.

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Woo-hoo!

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November, 1948.
Americans picked their president.

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Victory seemed certain
for Governor Thomas E. Dewey.

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Dewey, Dewey, Dewey.

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Dad, I'm telling you, Truman wins.

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Headlines proclaim:
"Dewey Defeats Truman."

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Woo-hoo! I win the bet.
Who's your daddy?

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But the headlines are dead wrong.

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Harry Truman triumphs
by 2 million votes.

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Not if I can stop that inauguration.

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I win, Dad. That means I get to choose
today's father-daughter activity.

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Let's hear it.

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We're building homes
for the homeless.

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You know it's gonna be bad,
but you just can't prepare yourself.

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"Domiciles for the Destitute"?
Is this that thing Jimmy Carter does?

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Yes. But now that it's hip,
all the ex-presidents are doing it.

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There's Clinton, Bush Senior...

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...and the nice guy who finished last,
Jimmy himself.

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Hey! Why you...

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- I'm sorry, George. I didn't see you there.
- No hard feelings.

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I'll slaughter you, you lamebrain.

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- What are you laughing at, Clinton?
- Ow.

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Dad, what is that?

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Well, if Bart can be El Barto...

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Oh, if only I had your courage, señor.

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Ha, ha, thanks.

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Dad, you're getting paint
on your wedding ring.

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Huh? Oh, right. Can you hold it?

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This is a Band-Aid wrapped in tinfoil.

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My real ring's inside a turtle.

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- Are you sure we'll find husbands here?
- Absolutely.

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These volunteer events are crawling with
the successful single men we deserve.

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And how. Let's see what we've got.

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Well, he's not much to look at.

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But he is a good father.

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Hello. Wedding-ring tan line.
He's new on the market.

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- Can I help you?
- Maybe. I'm Lindsay Naegle.

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And I don't wanna spend
another fiscal year alone. Unh!

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Cookie Kwan, realtor.
Number one on the west side.

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I could move you
into a beautiful new home. Mine.

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- Sign here, kiss me here, initial there.
- What the...?

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You're listening to Radio Disney.

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The songs you love
rewritten for babies.

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Who left the milk out?

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Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

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Dad left the milk out
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

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That's good satire.
It doesn't hurt anyone.

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What do you think, Maggie?

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Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

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Oh, look, there's your father?

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Well, I've read enough articles
about flirting to know it when I see it.

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And that's how my beautiful wife
brought our son Bart into the world.

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Touching.

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You knucklehead.

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- A little help.
- I'll give you a little help.

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Uh, Homie, are you as attracted to me
as you were when we met?

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Sure, why not?

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Sometimes I worry
you might think about other women.

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Hey, why would I want Purina
when I got Fancy Feast right here?

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That doesn't sound very convincing.

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Aw. It sounds like all you're looking for
is a little reassurance.

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Well...

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Bart, remember when I was crying
at recess?

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I think I'm finally ready
to tell you why.

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Let's see what's on TV.

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I stick my neck out
for no one, Frankenstein, no one.

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Oh, cool, the old Batman show.

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Struggling in vain.

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Gather your wits, old chum.

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We seem to have fallen prey
to that painted Pagliacci of perfidy.

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You mean, Clownface?

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None other.

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Well, if it isn't Bat-mensch
and the Goy Wonder.

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Sweet Valley High!
Krusty played a Batman villain?

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Well, sure. He was also
Uncle Velderschmoink on Bewitched.

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Clownface, what in the name of Huntley
and Brinkley do you plan to do to us?

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I'm just gonna take you for a spin.

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Hoo, Ha, Hee,
show our guests to the twirly gates.

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Holy g-force, Batman.
The blood's rushing to my head.

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That's right, my panicky chum.

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In a few moments, you and I
will literally blush ourselves to death.

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Oh, my, this is taking a long time.

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Oh, cool. We should try that at school.

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Hey, yeah. You can try it on me.
Batman got out of it okay.

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Faith and begorra, Batman.
How did you ever escape?

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Fortunately, I always carry
my Carousel Reversal Spray.

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Oh, what don't you have in that belt?

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Patience for harlequined hoodlums
like yourself.

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Truer words were never spoken,
crusader.

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Manjula,
remember when Apu cheated on you?

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Yes, thank you.

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I'm worried
Homer might do the same thing.

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What would make a husband
lose interest like that?

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What I do now
I do as your dearest friend.

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Look at this flab. Look at it.

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Oh, my God. Is that me?

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Oh, my God. Is that me?

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Most assuredly, yes.

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Faced with a problem like this,
I wonder, what would Oprah do?

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I need to fit into this
in time for a funeral. Thank you.

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Uh, I need some liposuction.

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Just enough to make me attractive
to this man.

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One 10-minute suck and tuck.

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Doctor, before we begin,
I have a couple questions.

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Time is money. Ask the mask.

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What if I just do aerobics, hmm...?

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Hmm, that's funny.
Hmm. I don't feel sucked out.

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Doctor, my assistant is as flat as ever.

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Where are the new knockers
the taxpayers paid for?

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Hmm, you're right.
That's like flatsville.

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Then where did I put those implants?

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What on earth have you done?

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My maguppies became bazongas.

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Great Ceausescu's ghost!
Are those real?

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Oh. Oh, right.

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Accidentally giving me breast implants
is not a simple misunderstanding.

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My surgery was botched.

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"Botched."
What is that, the word of the day?

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You had no right
to make my bosom this ample.

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Look, just come back in 48 hours,
I can remove the implants.

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Oh, I'll come back all right.

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And I'll bring my husband
to do a little malpractice on you.

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Yes, your husband.
I'm sure he's going to be furious.

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I'm a little worried
about the spinning, Bart.

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If you're uncomfortable with this
in any way...

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- Do it, Otto. Do it. Do it. Do it.
- You're the boss, kid.

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My change purse!

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Hi, Milhouse.

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Skinner, I was a little wary...

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...of bringing these veterans of two Jima
to tour your school...

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- ...but I see my fears were unfounded.
- Thank you, sir.

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And what more fitting finale
than to gaze reverently at Old Glory?

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Come on, boys. You know the drill.

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My God!
This youngster befouled the flag!

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Wait, this just doesn't add up.

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Milhouse has never been anything
but a comic foil.

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Hey, what's going on here?
Something crazy?

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There's your queen bee.
Explain yourself, Simpson.

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Uh, I saw Krusty do it on TV.

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Then Krusty will feel my wrath.

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The spritz has hit the fan.

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You won't hurt Krusty, will you?
He's all we got.

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- Shut your puke hole, punk.
- Sir. Yes, sir.

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Oh, sweetie.

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Don't worry, Maggie, I'll have these
silly things out in just two days.

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Till then I'll just try to hide them
from the family.

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Making it the latest Segway scooter
accident to claim over 1000 lives.

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Not feeling well. Going to bed.
Dinner and breakfast are on the table.

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Did you label the meals
so I could tell which is which?

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Yes.

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Locally, two school children offended
veterans, educators and flag hags...

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...while imitating a stunt they learned
watching TV's Krusty the Clown.

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Besieged by angry protestors
Krusty responded as follows:

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- Would you people get a life?
- Not an option.

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- Stop corrupting our children.
- No.

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Bart, this is all your fault.

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Don't worry.
Krusty always lands on his feet.

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Help! I got... Aah!

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Well, someone's tucked in
to an insane degree. Good night.

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Hey, give me some of those blankets.

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What's this?

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It's enormous.

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- Oh, my God. There's another one.
- Homer, let me explain something.

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- Explain later.
- Homie.

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Ooh, ooh, Homie.

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- Hey, what happened?
- I fell off.

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Now, don't get too used to these.

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That awful doctor said
he'd take them out in a couple of days.

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Yeah, he truly is a monster.

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Hey, let's go out to dinner tomorrow.
Just you, me, the kids, and the twins.

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What do you say?

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Hmm, they do make my neck
look thinner.

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Oh, all right. Let's do it.

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Mom, Lisa pushed me
in the laundry basket.

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Whatever Bart is saying is a lie.

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Mom, what happened?

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Your endowment's bigger
than Harvard's.

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Well, that cinches it. Lisa gets the prize
for the best off-the-cuff response.

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I saw them earlier,
I was working on it in the hall.

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I'm sorry, we are totally full.

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Boy, oh, Boyardee.

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Ha, ha. I bazoom you want a table.
Right this way.

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Wow, Mom,
your guns got us a great table.

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Right by the lobster tank.

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For you, pretty lady,
I make the fresh pasta...

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...instead of the crap from a can
I give to everybody else.

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It's as cold as my love for you.

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And, Marge, if your mouth get tired,
Angelo here will chew for you.

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Yes. I like to chew.

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Thank you, fellas.

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Mom, doesn't it bother you
that they're giving you attention...

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...just because of those?

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That's not true, Lisa. There are a lot
of complicated issues here...

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...that can only be explained
through song.

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You took a 20-carat diamond.

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And made it gleam.

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Like a big spaghetti dinner.

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Smothered in whipped cream.

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You're like X-Men Number 3
In a Mylar bag.

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You're a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are mag.

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You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep.

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You're like Jacqueline Bisset
In me favorite film, The Deep.

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You're sexy and exotic
Like a hooker from Belize.

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Or a patient with insurance
Who's crawling with disease.

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You're a sundae
Underneath two great big cherries.

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Keep in mind they're
only temporaries.

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Still we'd like to say
That we are very, very.

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Glad to see you.

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And I decree you
The hottest thing to hit this city.

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Since the fire that killed 11.

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Dangerous criminals.

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Hooray!

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And they're all mine.

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Hmm. Homer, how come you never
sang a song like that to me before?

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Uh, I was getting around to it.

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Kiekie Highsmith, Highsmith Modeling.
Honey, I like your look.

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Forget it, Kiekie. You're not
putting your brain into her body.

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That's not why I'm here.

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I can offer your wife
a lot of modeling work.

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Trade shows to start.
Then, who knows?

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No dice.
Take your fun and adventure outside.

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- Now, wait, Homer.
- For what? Confirmation of my attitude?

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Homie, I could use
a little more excitement in my life.

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Hmm, maybe I'll just keep these.

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That's great, Mom, but don't forget:

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I got Krusty in hot water
Now I've got to help him out.

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- Shut up, boy.
- Oh.

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I don't get a song? Mom got a song.

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With the economy the way it is,
you're lucky you get soup.

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And now, one of Ov Mitt Con's
Faces to Watch 2003:

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Rookie spokesmodel, Marge Simpson.

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This sure beats
slaving over a hot stove.

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Gentlemen, say hello
to Springfield's newest supermodel.

237
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,691
You're a lucky man, Homer.

238
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,829
Yeah. This is the longest I've ever gone
without looking at Lenny.

239
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,490
Don't make a fuss over me, boys.
Just pour me a beer in a clean glass.

240
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,982
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you said no fuss.

241
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,487
Uh, I wouldn't eat them peanuts,
they're, uh, spit-backs.

242
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:39,085
So, Krusty, are you ready
to shoot this apple off my head?

243
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,525
Well, if by "shoot" you mean "teach"...

244
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,872
...and by "my head" you mean "safety,"
then, yes.

245
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,792
Oh, man. Now they won't let Krusty
do anything fun.

246
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,628
Teletubbies get away
with more than this.

247
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,276
I've learned my lesson, Krusty.

248
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,352
Never again shall I look directly
at an eclipse.

249
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,699
This sucks! Bring out Mr. Teeny!

250
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:03,005
I can't.
They made me release him into the wild.

251
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,723
We got Krusty into this,
we'll get him out.

252
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:14,568
We have to make him a hero again.

253
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,009
Maybe if we cut his foot off,
people will feel sorry for him.

254
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,324
It didn't help your dad
get your mom back.

255
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:26,320
Hi, Mrs. Simpson.
My mom said I'm not to look at you.

256
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,740
- What's with the belt, Mom?
- It's for my back spasms.

257
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:33,327
If guys didn't keep pinching my tush,
I'd never stand up straight.

258
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,819
You liked all the attention
you were getting.

259
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:39,103
I'm afraid all that attention
is from the wrong kind of people.

260
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,273
- Hey, Krusty.
- How'd you get in here?

261
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:55,766
- The doorman died.
- Oh, no. He was my agent.

262
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:59,394
I have a plan that will make the world
fall in love with Krusty again.

263
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,626
It's too late. I've given up.

264
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,587
The Krusty I know
didn't get where he is by giving up.

265
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,496
No, I got where I am
by naming names in the '50s.

266
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,415
Okay, what's your plan?

267
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,710
Simple. We just have to cause a riot
at the Springfield Shoe Expo.

268
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,077
I like. I like.

269
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,030
Oh, this is my Woodstock.

270
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:29,539
I have been paid millions
to endorse these butt-ugly shoes.

271
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,586
My forthrightness is my undoing.

272
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:39,685
Kiekie, I'm tired of tradeshow modeling.
My back really hurts.

273
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:44,210
You seem unhappy. So I'm going to
inject this smile solution into your jaw.

274
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,600
Did you just drug me? What the...?

275
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,384
- Technically, it's a toxin.
- Hmm.

276
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:56,723
Okay, here's the drill. A rogue elephant,
played by my old friend Stampy...

277
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,381
...is about to crush
sweet young Milhouse.

278
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,811
Then you run up and save the day...

279
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:05,252
...by saying Stampy's safety word,
"magumbo."

280
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,539
Whoa, he's a big as Brando,
but he takes direction.

281
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:15,992
Eighty-nine percent of Americans would
rather have a shoehorn than a computer.

282
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,765
I'd like to 89 you.

283
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,132
I've heard about you vendors.

284
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,760
Hey, lady.
I like the way your body looks.

285
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,055
- Stop objectifying my mom.
- I will in a second.

286
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,611
Ooh! Hey, baby! You're an object!

287
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,061
Help! Help!

288
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,700
Who will save
this promising young honors student?

289
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,516
Hey, hey, hey. I'll save the day.

290
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,686
- Hey, it's that clown who hates children.
- And flags.

291
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,909
I say we judge him
by what he does next. Yeehaw!

292
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,641
Hey, elephant, I got one word for you:

293
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,769
Columbo! No, that's not it.

294
00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:58,732
Modesto! Daktari? Nintendo? Oh.

295
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:07,898
Whoa!

296
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,495
Oh, if he bites, I'm sunk.
If he swallows, I'm good.

297
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,104
- Dad, look.
- I'm on it.

298
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,554
Be careful, uh... Uh-oh.

299
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,674
All right, aim for the big hose
coming out of his face.

300
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,854
- You mean the trunk?
- Easy there, college boy.

301
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,417
Wait! Wait!

302
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,891
My son, my husband,
and the Van Houten boy are in there.

303
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:35,405
Sorry, ma'am.
We don't negotiate with elephants.

304
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,178
- Ready...
- Mom, do something.

305
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,608
- ...aim...
- I've gotta stop them from shooting.

306
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,412
I don't...

307
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,268
Lisa, don't hate me for this.

308
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:47,646
Continue aiming. Still aiming.

309
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:52,005
Hey, cops.
Check out this all-points bulletin.

310
00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,126
Whoa, look at those magumbos.

311
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,567
Hey, that's it.

312
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,120
Magumbo!

313
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,095
I came out of the elephant's mouth,
right?

314
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,149
Because I already showered
once today.

315
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,024
Well, you saved Krusty's reputation.

316
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:25,340
You learned a woman doesn't need
a 48-inch chest to be beautiful.

317
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,321
That's how I felt all along.

318
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,324
Lisa learned a lesson.
Lisa learned a lesson.

319
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:35,027
Kids, I'd like to re-introduce you
to classic Marge.

320
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,082
I finally feel like me again.

321
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:41,064
- You're not disappointed are you?
- Not at all, sweetie.

322
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:44,651
At least one of us should be able
to put their arms around the other one.

323
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,760
Anyway,
you're the only man I want ogling me.

324
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,972
Oh, we're gonna do a little more
than just ogling.

325
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,640
Oh, Homie.

326
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,507
Let's go get fried chicken.

327
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,856
Who let her jugs out?

328
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,262
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh.

329
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:07,267
Marge let her jugs out
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh.

330
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:10,750
Who let her jugs out?
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh.

331
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:14,754
Marge let her jugs out
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh.

332
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:29,425
Who let her jugs out?
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh.

333
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,262
Marge let her jugs out
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh.

334
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:36,776
Who let her jugs out?
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh.

335
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:40,780
Marge let her jugs out
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh