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CHORUS: ♪ The Simpsons ♪
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(bell ringing)
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(whistle blows)
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(beeping)
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(playing the blues)
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(jazzy solo)
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(chimes)
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(tires screeching)
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(honking horn)
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D'oh!
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(screams)
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(tires screeching)
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ALL: Ah, ah, ooh, ooh...
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Ah, ah, ooh, ooh. Hmm!
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{\an8}Here's the mail, Dad. That'll be
three dollars for on-couch delivery.
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{\an8}And three makes three.
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{\an8}This isn't real money. It's printed
by the Montana Militia.
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{\an8}It'll be real soon enough.
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Ooh, my first issue of Self-test Monthly .
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Finally I get to find out
what makes me tick.
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{\an8}-I'm betting it's hunger and rage.
-Yeah, but in what ratio?
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{\an8}"Are you a good driver?" Hmm. Yes.
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{\an8}"Are you a good lover?"
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{\an8}Yes. Oh, I'm doing great.
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{\an8}Dad, those are just
the names of the quizzes.
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{\an8}You're supposed to open the magazine.
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{\an8}My way is easier.
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{\an8}Why don't you be the quiz master
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{\an8}and ask other people the questions?
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{\an8}Ooh... Quiz master, yes.
That would entertain me briefly.
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{\an8}OK, Flanders,
your love quiz score is... 61.
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{\an8}That makes you a "Frigid Frieda."
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{\an8}I took off 30 points
for all that crying you did.
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{\an8}(sniffling) Well, it was
a little insensitive giving me a sex test
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{\an8}seeing that my wife just passed away.
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{\an8}-No way! When?
-Six months ago.
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{\an8}You were at the funeral.
You fell into the grave.
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{\an8}(chuckles) Oh, yeah.
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{\an8}I saw a gopher. What a day.
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{\an8}-(crow caws)
-OK... last question.
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{\an8}"Who is your favorite Backstreet Boy?"
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{\an8}Oh, the little rat-faced one.
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{\an8}No, no, no. Nick.
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{\an8}He's so good to his mother.
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{\an8}According to this, you're both idiots.
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{\an8}Hey, thanks. What do we owe you?
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{\an8}OK, "There's black widow at your door,
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{\an8}a rattlesnake at the window
and a scorpion on the phone.
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{\an8}Do you... A, none of the below,
B..."
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{\an8}Homie, for God's sakes, it's 02:00 a.m.
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{\an8}Fine. I'll take the next quiz.
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{\an8}"How long will you live?"
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{\an8}"In an average week, how many braised ribs
do you eat?"
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Marge, do you think
that counts honey-braised?
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MARGE: I don't know!
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I'm trying to sleep!
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OK... "non-smoker... add eight years."
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Hmm.
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So according to this, I'll live to be...
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Forty-two? Oh, that's horrible!
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I won't even live to see my children die.
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(sobbing)
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Now what's wrong?
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I've only got three more years to live.
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Maybe you added it wrong. Let me have it.
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(mumbling)
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See? And these quizzes
are never wrong, Marge.
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They're put together
by the finest scientists
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in the magazine business.
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Oh... Honey, don't panic.
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If you just made a few
lifestyle changes...
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No! (sobbing)
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Can't sleep. Gonna die.
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Can't sleep. Gonna die.
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We're back with legendary
producer, Robert Evans.
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Now before you did The Godfather
there was Love Story .
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-Tell us about that.
-Ah, Love Story...
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The little picture that could.
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Was Paramount chomping
at the bit to make it?
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(chuckles) You better believe
they weren't.
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But once that tear-jerker
hit John Q. Popcorn,
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it was boffo, boo-hoo box office
all the way. (chuckles)
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And the critics loved it, too.
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I remember Vincent Canby said...
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"I'm going to kill you, Homer."
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-You are so dead.
-(shrieks)
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Now, Chinatown was a classic.
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But you had problems
with the sequel The Two Jakes?
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Oh, boy, disappointed?
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I had the blues like Chasen's had chili.
I said to myself...
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"Evans, you forgot
Hollywood rule number one...
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-Kill Homer Simpson."
-(shrieks)
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Hey, what's all the screaming?
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Some of us have grammar school
in the morning, you know.
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Maybe you should see a doctor, Homie.
A head doctor.
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I'm not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy!
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Aren't you, TV?
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The crisis? Charlie Bludorn's birthday.
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The solution? A snappy banner.
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Out comes the phone, in flies Bobby Towne
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and six drafts later,
I had myself a party.
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You see? Gibberish. All gibberish.
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(crow caws)
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So tell me,
are all you government inspectors
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so handsome and strapping?
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Well, we've got a solo flex down at HQ.
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Anyway, everything looks great, Mr. Burns.
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I can't find a single violation
or employee acting strangely.
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You got to hide me! Death is after me!
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And I don't entirely trust these cowboys.
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Is this man an employee?
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Oh, of course not. He's just...
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a harmless maniac here to remind us
of the precious gift of sanity.
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(sputtering) Oh, God, what's he doing?
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That's it, that's it. A mother can't die.
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And I'm a mother, see?
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(nervous Laughing)
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(Homer whimpering)
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-You hate your father, don't you?
-Sometimes.
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But the guy I really hate is your father.
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I shouldn't have brought that up.
I was just venting.
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Any-hoo, I think your fear
of death is causing your insomnia
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which is provoking your erratic behavior.
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Why isn't my baby gaining weight?
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-Because it's made of plastic.
-I see.
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What you need is a good, long rest.
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-I suggest Florida.
-Florida?
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{\an8}But that's America's wang.
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{\an8}They prefer "The sunshine state."
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Mom, Bart's sitting next to me.
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-Mom, Lisa's growing.
-Quiet, you two.
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You know your father's had a breakdown.
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{\an8}My pockets hurt.
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OK, honey, we're almost to Palm Corners.
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There'll be nothing to do
but lie on the beach and relax.
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(chattering, cheering)
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(tires squeal)
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(crowd chanting) Spring break,
spring break, spring break...
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Oh, no. We came during spring break.
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(gasps)
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Take them off the glass!
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Take them off the glass!
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This looks like a terrible place to relax.
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We're going to get you to a... (gasps)
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-(Homer Laughing)
-(cheering)
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(grunting)
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(groans)
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Party! Woo-hoo!
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♪ Hey, boys it's the wild weekend ♪
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{\an8}♪ We did it then and we'll do it again ♪
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♪ We're having fun
and we just got started ♪
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(music fades out)
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This is terrible.
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The whole point of coming down here
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was for you to get some rest.
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-Show us your boobs!
-Not now.
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(Home yawns)
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Well... (yawns) enjoy your sightseeing.
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I promise I won't leave this bed.
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I trust you, honey.
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Sweet dreams.
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HOMER: Uh... could you just shut off the--
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Party! Party! Party!
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Party! Party!
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Party?
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Now, this is living.
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Whoo! Sepulveda here doing a veejay thing
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for the most out-of-control
spring break ever!
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And since it's my birthday,
we'll party extra hard.
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(beeping)
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(gasps) No. Not yet. I'm only 25.
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(grunting)
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What up, chew toys? Cienega here...
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tightening the hose clamps
for you bad girls.
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We got Kid Rock coming up
for all you mosh monkeys.
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Woo! I like music!
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Yo, yo, straight out of Detroit, y'all.
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It's the J-O-E to the C.
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Let's rock the party with Kid Rock.
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Oh, no. It's a lost child.
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Don't worry, folks... I'll tackle him.
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(grunts)
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(rock music playing)
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Yo, Rock, tell spring break
what your name is.
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My name is Ki...
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Kid Rock!
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♪ Bawit daba, banana fana ♪
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♪ Ooga chucka, fa with the falun gonga ♪
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♪ Pa tee dana mana onga... ♪
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And if you look to your left,
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you'll see another endless
stretch of stagnant water.
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Oh, well, look who turned out
to greet us, folks.
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It's our town's most famous
resident, Captain Jack.
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Look at the size of that gator.
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-Is he a man-eater?
-Only convicts and hobos.
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Do you have any hobo chunks
we could throw to him?
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(chuckles) Afraid not.
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Now, years ago, Captain Jack
helped build Palm Corners
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by dragging sticks and stones
from the swamps.
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Legend has it, he designed the town flag.
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Say hello, Captain Jack.
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ALL: Aww...
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Ah. He can crawl up
through my toilet any day.
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(raucous cheers)
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Thank you!
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It's the pimp of the nation
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Kid Rock tearin' it up
at spring break, y'all.
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Now, what we'd like to do next
is bring it down for a minute.
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HOMER: Bring on the rappin' granny!
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MAN: What?
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What? She's hilarious.
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You know, a lot of my homies
didn't make it to the party
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and we're gonna give props
to the fallen by pourin' a 40 on the curb.
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(reverent murmuring)
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But this ain't no 40-ounce curb.
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So we're going to need 40 gallons, y'all.
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(cheering)
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-All for Homer.
-(crowd booing)
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All for Homer.
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-What the...
-Hey, who's that fool?
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Yo, let's waste that biatch.
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{\an8}"Biatch"? Moi?
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KID ROCK: Son of a...
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♪ We built this city on rock and roll ♪
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Uh-oh.
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We'll give that punk a Joe C. Section.
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Let's do this thing.
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All right now, boys, that's enough.
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Kid Rock, that's not like you.
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And, Joe C., would your mama want you
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stretching out that sweatshirt like that?
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No, sir. Please don't tell Mama.
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They called you a pig, sheriff.
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Well, I don't care what they call me
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as long as they play "Fists of Rage."
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That's a good song. (laughs)
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(groaning)
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Oh, thank goodness. Where were you?
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Guess how many boobs I saw today, Marge.
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Fifteen.
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(groans)
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Ohh! I hope he didn't cause
too much trouble, sheriff.
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Oh, boys will be boys.
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I reckon he was just
blowing off a little steam.
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(laughing) Doesn't he talk funny?
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(yawning)
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My insomnia. It's gone.
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Check it out, Marge.
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00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,462
I'm sane again.
251
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,756
And I owe it all to...
252
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,091
Spring break!
253
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,927
Whoo!
254
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,554
I'm an animal!
255
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:02,722
Huh?
256
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,851
Hey, where is everybody?
257
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,895
Spring break is over.
It's time to get back to our studies.
258
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,898
The world looks to us,
the college students, for leadership.
259
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,067
Fine. Be nerds.
260
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,154
I'll find some people who know
the true meaning of the words
261
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,947
"par-tay."
262
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,991
{\an8}♪ Louie Louie ♪
263
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,202
{\an8}♪ Oh, no, we gotta go ♪
264
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,622
{\an8}♪ We built this city ♪
265
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,750
{\an8}♪ This kick-ass city ♪
266
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,961
♪ What kind of music built this city? ♪
267
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,506
{\an8}♪ Rock and roll ♪
268
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,507
Dad, look out!
269
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,009
♪ Look out for what? ♪
270
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,678
-♪ The giant gator ♪
- ♪ The giant... ♪
271
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,597
(gasps)
272
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,438
-Oh, no.
-(siren wailing)
273
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,318
You killed Captain Jack.
274
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,737
You in a heap of trouble, son.
275
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,781
You'll have to catch me first.
276
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,827
(shrieking)
277
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,162
OK, I'll go quietly.
278
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,288
(siren wails)
279
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,751
Did you really have
to handcuff the children?
280
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,252
No, ma'am, I did not.
281
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,005
You seemed so understanding before.
282
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,508
What happened to "Boys will be boys"?
283
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,092
You see, during spring break,
284
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,762
the beer companies pay me
to look the other way.
285
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,348
The rest of the year, I'm a real hard-ass.
286
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,642
OK, sweet pea, you're next.
287
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,605
Whoa, looks like we got
a teeny Houdini here.
288
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,731
(all laughing)
289
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,274
Well, don't you worry, darlin'.
290
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,151
I got some baby cuffs in the station.
291
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,573
Look. This is our chance.
292
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,616
(grunts)
293
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,992
Let's go.
294
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:51,163
You can't drive, Dad.
He's got your license.
295
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,623
I'm going to try anyway.
296
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,334
-(engine starts)
-It worked. It's a miracle.
297
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,919
(tires squealing)
298
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,921
Ah, dang it.
299
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,342
Now, why does that only happen
when nobody's looking?
300
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,468
(squawking )
301
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,680
(siren wailing)
302
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,852
-Pull over!
-There's no good place!
303
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,146
There's lots of good places.
What about over there?
304
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,940
-No shade!
-(gunshots)
305
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,150
-(train whistle blowing)
-(gasps)
306
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,737
(bell clanging)
307
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,867
-Perfect.
-Homer, No. You'll kill us all.
308
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,118
Or die trying. (grunts)
309
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,496
-(tires squealing)
-(whistle blowing)
310
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,331
(kids screaming)
311
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,876
(siren stops)
312
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,085
Dang!
313
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,253
(sighs)
314
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,924
-D'oh!
-(all shrieking)
315
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,634
Dad, what'll we do?
316
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,094
The only thing we can do.
317
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,388
Sit tight and try to get some sleep.
318
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,890
(snoring)
319
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,690
(whinnying)
320
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,986
(metal screeching)
321
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:10,993
(all snoring)
322
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,746
(yawns) Hey, where's Dad?
323
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:15,706
(grunts)
324
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:19,335
-Rise and shine, everybody.
-You went to the snack car?
325
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,545
Yeah. But first, I talked to the engineer.
326
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,465
He said there's a procedure
for dealing with events of this nature.
327
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,050
(grunts)
328
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,679
(all screaming)
329
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:36,101
HOMER: Oh! OK, now,
am I the only one on fire?
330
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,144
Good.
331
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,270
(screaming)
332
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,315
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
333
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,651
This family has hit a new low.
334
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,486
We're on the run from the law.
335
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,905
Totally lost, no car, no money
336
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,908
No clean clothes, and it's all your fault!
337
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,952
I love being married.
338
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,877
-A diner?
-It's perfect.
339
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,254
We can hide out here until the heat's off.
340
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,846
{\an8}You took the signs out of the window?
That's pretty presumptuous.
341
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,390
{\an8}How do you know I'm going to hire you?
342
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,643
{\an8}Sorry. I just want
to be a broom boy so bad.
343
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,938
{\an8}I like your attitude. You're hired.
How about you, missy?
344
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,315
{\an8}-You want to be a mop girl?
-Not really. No.
345
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,234
{\an8}I like your honesty. You're hired.
346
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,819
And you two haven't said a word.
347
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,570
I like that. You're hired.
348
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,239
-Woo-hoo!
-Hey, keep it down.
349
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,618
Y'all can stay in this trailer.
350
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,329
-Now, it ain't Buckingham palace...
-Ohh...
351
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,124
But I raised eight young 'uns,
three chill-uns and a baby here.
352
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,626
-(electricity crackling)
-LISA: Eww...
353
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,963
Oh, it's so cozy.
354
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,090
You're insincere. I like that.
355
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,341
(country music playing)
356
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,057
-Can I top you off, hon?
-No, thanks.
357
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,269
-More hash browns, sugar?
-No, I'm good.
358
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,230
ANNOUNCER: This just in...
359
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,816
Authorities in Six-Toe County
are on the lookout
360
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,401
for a family of fugitives.
361
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,278
-They're charged with Gatorcide...
-(gasps)
362
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,739
...and defrauding an Amtrak snack bar.
363
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,490
Trouble with the law, huh?
364
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,492
Well, I'm not one to judge.
365
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,829
The way I see it,
we're all sinners, and...
366
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,665
(humming)
367
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:25,127
Y'all just lie low here.
You'll be safe with ol' Velma.
368
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,503
-Stop that!
-But I was just--
369
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:27,880
-Scat!
-Going to try to--
370
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,590
-Go on now! Just quit.
-Knock you out.
371
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,468
♪ Jimmy crack corn and I don't care ♪
372
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,720
♪ Jimmy crack corn and I'm not there ♪
373
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,223
♪ We built this city on rock 'n' roll ♪
374
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,101
♪ Something something day ♪
375
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,645
Wow! Look at all
the stars you can see here.
376
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,774
Those noxious gasses from the swamp
must magnify them.
377
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,400
I'm getting used to this country life.
378
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,486
Teacher says I'm whittling
at a tenth-grade level.
379
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,780
And y'all hardly ever bicker anymore.
380
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,448
Too hot to bicker, I reckon.
381
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,325
You know, killing that gator
382
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,202
was the best decision I ever made.
383
00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,745
-Got that right.
-Darn tootin'.
384
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,788
Boy, howdy.
385
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,248
Yep, this place is great.
386
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:07,211
Someday, when Lisa and Bart get married,
it'll all be theirs.
387
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,172
-BOTH: Yuck!
-You mean, when they marry other people.
388
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,299
OK, but I ain't paying for two weddings.
389
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,927
(all snoring)
390
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:19,431
-(car engine starting)
-(yawns) Hey, wake up! We're moving.
391
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,641
(siren wailing)
392
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,352
You just relax.
393
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,937
I'll have you in jail by supper time.
394
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,105
You'd better.
395
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,065
Hey, you're stealing my trailer!
396
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,733
I like that.
397
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,360
(gravel bangs)
398
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,903
Well, first up is
399
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,823
The state of Florida
vs. The Simpson family.
400
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,868
Your honor, I'd like to represent myself.
401
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,538
Drunken hicks of the jury...
402
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,664
(gasps)
403
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,415
(clanking)
404
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,382
(grunting)
405
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,719
We'd be much better rock breakers
406
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,054
if we weren't all chained together.
407
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,097
-(whip snaps)
-Ow!
408
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,598
No talking.
409
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,893
You know, you catch more flies
with honey than with vinegar.
410
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,230
Ow! I'm beginning to dislike
the man with the whip.
411
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,314
(siren wails)
412
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,153
Afternoon, folks.
Got a new assignment for you.
413
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,531
The judge is having a little soiree
and he needs some help.
414
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,783
-Ow!
-No listening.
415
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,201
You hear me?
416
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,162
Uh... No.
417
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,206
-OFFICER: You just don't learn, do you?
-Ow!
418
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,253
(crowd chattering)
419
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,306
Champagne, madam?
420
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,016
-(whip snaps)
-Ow! Son of a...
421
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,351
-And the gentleman?
-Damn it!
422
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,561
Simpson, we got a problem.
423
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,188
The jazz pianist didn't show up.
424
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,731
Well, what am I supposed to do?
425
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,399
(off-key )
426
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,734
(groaning)
427
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:54,860
Ow!
428
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,821
(playing beautifully)
429
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,282
OK, Bart, I'll sweet talk the sheriff
430
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,575
while you grab his keys.
431
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:02,701
What should I do?
432
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,411
Restock the possum bar.
433
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,038
-We're almost out of claws.
-Oh...
434
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,831
My goodness!
435
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:11,210
What a lovely suit, Sheriff!
Is that Seersucker?
436
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,504
Nah. Not on a civil servant's
salary. It's Nearsucker.
437
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,674
Well, the fabric really brings
out the red in your neck.
438
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,259
Yep. It's coming along, huh?
439
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,012
You should see it in August
after the horseflies been getting at it.
440
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:22,930
Hoo, man!
441
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:27,559
Dang, I wish I could, but in August
our chain gang has to dig for tar.
442
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:33,148
Well, now, I might could switch you to
dead animal pickup.
443
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,567
-Hey!
-Run!
444
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,820
(panting)
445
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,076
Huh? (groaning)
446
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,911
(whimpering)
447
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,747
-Hey.
-Ooh.
448
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:53,252
Nice try. I guess we just haven't been
whipping you enough.
449
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,004
-(Whimpers)
-Sake's alive!
450
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,715
(growls)
451
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,593
Our beloved Captain Jack
isn't dead after all!
452
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,471
(excited murmuring)
453
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,306
Well, don't that beat all!
454
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,350
I guess you folks just stunned him.
455
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,853
That's what we've been trying to tell you.
456
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,106
Well, looks like you folks are free to go.
457
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,650
But don't you set foot
in the state of Florida again.
458
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,194
Fine, there are plenty of other states
459
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,779
that are happy to have us.
460
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:27,577
Well, we're still welcome
in North Dakota and... Arizona.
461
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,538
Arizona smells funny.
462
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,664
(groans)
463
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,792
North Dakota, here we come!
464
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,919
I've always wanted to see Mount Rushmore.
465
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,296
That's South Dakota.
466
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,672
Oh.
467
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,049
(rock music playing)
468
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,738
♪ Bawitdaba da bang a dang
diggy diggy diggy ♪
469
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,948
♪ Said the boogie
said up jump the boogie ♪
470
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,993
♪ Bawitdaba da bang a dang
diggy diggy diggy ♪
471
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,412
♪ Said the boogie
said up jump the boogie ♪
472
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,914
♪ Bawitdaba da bang a dang
diggy diggy diggy ♪
473
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,542
♪ Said the boogie
said up jump the boogie ♪
474
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:18,545
♪ Bawitdaba da bang a dang
diggy diggy diggy ♪
475
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,922
♪ Said the boogie
said up jump the boogie ♪
476
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,924
(echoes) ♪ Love ♪
477
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,718
♪ And for the hate ♪
478
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:25,844
-(murmuring)
-Shh!
479
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:31,099
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