1 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:06,673 The Simpsons 2 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:11,511 D'oh! 3 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,076 Hey. 4 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,711 Want a chocolate? 5 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:47,714 Hold it right there, Forrest Plump! 6 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:51,467 This town has laws against impersonating movie characters. 7 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,428 Oh, behave! 8 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,102 "Luke, I am your father." 9 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,565 "Shagadellic." 10 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,109 What are you doing here anyway? 11 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:11,237 Waiting for my wife. She has a surprise for me. 12 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,364 Hey, hey, hey. I didn't ask for your life story. 13 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:15,324 Did you say life story? 14 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:23,124 Things started out great. I ate what my mother ate. 15 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,711 And my mother loved chili. Then suddenly... 16 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,091 Let go! Let go! 17 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,135 Wow. Tell me some more. 18 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,803 Don't you have criminals to catch? 19 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,930 Hey, I'm working on it. We... 20 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:41,517 We got an undercover guy who's infiltrating the mob. 21 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,769 Oh, there he is now. 22 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,772 Hey, Pete! Pete! They fixed the Coke machine! 23 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:48,775 Now where were we? 24 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,319 My father and I were never really close. 25 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:55,114 "Jack and Jill went up the hill and... 26 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,201 "Jill came tumbling after. The end." Good night. 27 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,287 Is that the same Jack from Jack And The Beanstalk? 28 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,789 You know, Son, I believe it is. 29 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,249 And Jack Sprat, is that him, too? 30 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:08,127 Say, how about a little NyQuil? 31 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,588 All gone. Hmm. 32 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:15,885 I never found true happiness until I met Marge. 33 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,138 Excuse me. Is this Room 106? 34 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,098 Hey, who's that? 35 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,559 I... I don't know. 36 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:28,898 Why do birds suddenly appear 37 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:34,987 Every time you are near? 38 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:40,493 Just like me they long to be 39 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,328 Hi. Would you like to go... 40 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:43,579 She's mine! 41 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:46,666 We'd do everything together. 42 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,503 Ooh! 43 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,641 Wow. A '50s nostalgia cafe. 44 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,439 Well, well, well! 45 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:14,902 I have never seen such reckless disregard for a wife's well-being in my life. 46 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,363 You just won yourselves a motorcycle! Whoo-hoo! 47 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,991 And life just gets more exciting. 48 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:23,744 Marge, can we trade? I don't trust these guys. 49 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:26,205 We've gotta get home before someone sees us. 50 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:30,209 You know, all this danger is kind of a turn... Okay. 51 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:35,298 Then came the day that changes every couple forever. 52 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,675 The day we got our elephant. 53 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:00,489 While I wait for my family, I'll tell you about the time my baby shot my boss. 54 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,366 Hey, that's great, but I gotta get going. 55 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:06,287 Whoa! There's a whole 'nother row of these bad boys! 56 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:07,622 Keep talking. 57 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,582 It's time for your surprise, Dad. 58 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,125 Yeah. Hop in, Homer. 59 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:15,838 Ah. The family car. We've been through a lot together. 60 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,933 Get off the road, you freaking maniac! 61 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,352 Yeah, you jackass! 62 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,606 Homer, maybe I should drive. 63 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,358 What? I can see fine. 64 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,327 That had nothing to do with the bucket. 65 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,538 Homer, you genius! 66 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,959 Geronimo! 67 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,546 Huh? 68 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,721 Now before we get there, you have to put this blindfold on. 69 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,142 All my other senses are getting sharper. 70 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,229 Bart, you had pizza for lunch. 71 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,481 Lisa, you're extremely depressed. 72 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,525 As if. 73 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,991 Hey, Homer, do you remember this voice? 74 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,660 Kathleen Turner! 75 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,745 No! It's me, Krusty! 76 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:32,623 And you're at the Springfield Friars Club 77 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:36,544 where tonight we're roasting you, Homer Simpson! 78 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,881 Are the proceeds going to charity? 79 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,258 Hell, no! 80 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:43,467 Whoo-hoo! 81 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,474 We're all here tonight for one reason. 82 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:53,060 To keep Homer away from the buffet! 83 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,022 Excellent. 84 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,108 That was at my expense! 85 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,402 What kind of a roast is this? 86 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,739 Now I'd like to read some telegrams from people who couldn't make it. 87 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,699 First we have Mark Spitz. 88 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,367 Who's Mark Spitz? 89 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,952 What's a telegram? 90 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,537 Oh, forget it! 91 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:15,166 I gotta get to the hot wings before the Comic Book Guy. 92 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:20,546 "You know, Lisa. They say father knows best." 93 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,048 "That's true, Bart." 94 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,597 Excellent. 95 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:33,809 But seriously, we've had a lot of fun with our dad over the years. 96 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,651 Joy to the world, the Lord is come! 97 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,655 Let earth receive her King 98 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,032 Let every... 99 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,784 Season's greetings. Peace out. 100 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,210 Silent night 101 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:03,422 Holy night 102 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,634 AII is calm 103 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,762 All is bright 104 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,263 Oh, that hurts! 105 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,183 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No. 106 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,559 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No. 107 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,186 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No. 108 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,562 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No. 109 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,022 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No. 110 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,482 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No. 111 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,733 112 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,151 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No! 113 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,402 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No. 114 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,029 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No. 115 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,656 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No! 116 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,157 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No! 117 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,450 118 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:32,660 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No! 119 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,994 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No! 120 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,454 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No! 121 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:38,999 If I take you, will you two shut up and quit bugging me? 122 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,709 Yeah. Well... Of course. 123 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,503 Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Yes! 124 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:43,712 Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad. 125 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,257 Isn't this that cartoon that causes seizures? 126 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,889 Bart, what are you doing? 127 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,142 Hey, what the... 128 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,229 All right. 129 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:06,443 A lot of people think our dad's behavior has screwed us up. 130 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:07,945 And it has. 131 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:12,408 But it's all worth it just to hear him sing. 132 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,452 Shaving my shoulders 133 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:18,038 I'm getting it all shaved off 134 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:24,503 Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch 135 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:29,675 But you mustn't touch 136 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:33,721 His name sounds good in your ear 137 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:37,766 But when you say it, you mustn't fear 138 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:43,522 'Cause his name can be said by anyone 139 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:44,773 Max Power! 140 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:48,068 I like pizza, I like bagels 141 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,446 I like hot dogs with mustard and beer 142 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,530 I get the picture. 143 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,032 I'll eat eggplant 144 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,618 I could even eat a baby deer 145 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,163 Who's that baby deer on the lawn... 146 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,539 Enough already! 147 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:04,251 Dancing away my hunger pangs 148 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,755 Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt 149 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:13,636 I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way 150 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:17,973 And now our next speaker is Mr. Warmth himself, 151 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,892 C. Montgomery Burns! 152 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:25,731 I stand here to expose the criminal ineptitude of Homer J. Simpson. 153 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,194 Again and again he's brought this town to the brink of annihilation. 154 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,617 Why are you laughing? 155 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,745 His bungling has shortened your lives and mutated your children! 156 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,918 Just look at all of his catastrophic nincompoopery. 157 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,587 Poop. 158 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,756 Get ready, everybody. 159 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,759 He's about to do something stupid. 160 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,262 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you gentlemen, 161 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,932 but you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show. 162 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:03,269 Now if you'll excuse me, my fondue is just about... 163 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,819 Get out of my way! 164 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,698 Fire, fire, fire, fire... 165 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,786 Here comes one of our fellows now. 166 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,791 I think I won, Mr. Burns. 167 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,335 Now here's a couple that's been dating. 168 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,004 Carbon dating! 169 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:34,133 Grampa Simpson and Agnes Skinner! 170 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,596 Sweet Toledo! What's keeping that dress on? 171 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,808 The collective will of everyone in this room! 172 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,228 Excellent. 173 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,982 You fruits wouldn't know what to do with me! 174 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:54,486 I first met Homer in 1927 in a bar in Brooklyn. 175 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:59,742 Little did I know he would soon become Mrs. Joe DiMaggio and... 176 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,162 Roll the clips! 177 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,663 Uh-oh. 178 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,876 Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said. 179 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,462 If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is... 180 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,672 Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. 181 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,425 Nothing at all. Nothing at all. 182 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,178 Stupid sexy Flanders! 183 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,390 Ow! My legs! This is the worst pain ever! 184 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,944 Single. 185 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,365 How's he doing? I don't know. 186 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,992 I think Dad might be a little heavy for parasailing. 187 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,662 Faster, Marge! Faster! The snapping turtles are massing! 188 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,457 Heads up! Coming through! Look out! 189 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,501 Hey, volleyball! Can I play later? 190 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,628 Hi, Apu. 191 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,548 Oh, dear! You have ruined my work, you flying fat man! 192 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,301 Hey! 193 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:07,476 Step on it, Mom! Dad's signaling that he wants to go higher! 194 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,228 Higher. 195 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:14,983 Bye-bye, fishies! Higher! Higher! 196 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,027 I'm soaring! 197 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:20,739 Soaring majestically, like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft. 198 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,366 Higher, Marge! Higher! 199 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,742 It won't go any... 200 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,160 Higher, I say! 201 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,163 I want to soar higher than any man has ever soared! 202 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,041 I want to look down on the clouds with contempt! 203 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,753 I want to sneer at God's creation and spit on his... 204 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,380 Uh-oh. 205 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,426 Lower! Lower! 206 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,927 There goes my turn. 207 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,597 Hey, Abe, you want to hook up after the show? 208 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,225 Yeah! To a suicide machine! 209 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,607 Now everyone knows Homer loves his family. 210 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,403 I'm sick of your lies! Secrets and lies! 211 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,531 It's always secrets and lies! 212 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,951 Homer, these people are professional roasters. 213 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,162 Don't give them fodder. 214 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,751 Secrets and lies! 215 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:22,384 Now let's welcome Springfield's original God couple, 216 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,512 Reverend Lovejoy and Ned Flanders! 217 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,389 Thank you so much. 218 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,933 The Camptown ladies sing this song 219 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,813 Homer Simpson's breath is strong 220 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,317 Hey, hey! Now hold on there. 221 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,445 The nice people want to hear the real words. 222 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,865 But, Ned, I was singing the real words. 223 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,743 Oh, let's just take it from the top. 224 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,454 The Camptown ladies sing this song 225 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,667 The Camptown racetrack's five miles long 226 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:56,752 That's better. 227 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,046 Homer's breath smells bad... 228 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,590 Oh, those are not the words! 229 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,477 Silence! Cease all quips and comebacks! 230 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,939 Look! You weren't in dress rehearsal, so you're not in the show! 231 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,026 This can't be good for my pacemaker. 232 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,744 What are you doing here? 233 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,580 Our planet has been observing your puny species 234 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:39,044 since your planet was created 5,000 years ago by God. 235 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,171 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. 236 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,674 And now humanity must be judged! 237 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,802 The fate of your planet rests on one human being, 238 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,303 Homer Simpson! 239 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,513 Why him? 240 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:53,058 Because he is the fat, selfish epitome of modern man! 241 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,060 Hey, he stole my bit! 242 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,772 Now we shall probe you to see if you are worthy. 243 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,649 Yep! Word for word. 244 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,318 Okay, let's see what we've got. 245 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,988 It has to be on Channel 3. 246 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,614 Yes, yes. 247 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,868 Oh, yeah. That's a fine-looking... 248 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,954 D'oh! 249 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,706 Okay, no big deal. 250 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,668 Stupid Lisa! 251 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,338 You gotta build fast. Cement drying! 252 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,508 All right, let's see. English side ruined! 253 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,094 Must use French instructions! 254 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,262 Le grill! 255 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,306 What the hell is that? 256 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,685 Come on, fit, you! 257 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,820 Yeah. That's one fine-looking barbecue pit. 258 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,906 Why doesn't mine look like that? 259 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:56,121 Why? Why must life be so hard? 260 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,916 Why must I fail in every attempt at masonry? 261 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,629 How's your father's project coming along? 262 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,838 I think he's almost done. 263 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,675 Yeah. He's done. 264 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,427 Why you little... 265 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,900 - Better or worse? - Worse! 266 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:26,985 Better or worse? 267 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,528 Much better! 268 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,698 Lisa, no! Your hands are too weak! 269 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,496 Ow! 270 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,921 I'll mace you good! 271 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,842 Your species is brutish and primitive! 272 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,763 Do you have anything to say before we obliterate your planet? 273 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,057 Wait! What about Maggie's memories? 274 00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,519 Surely the innocent soul of a child will redeem mankind! 275 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,816 Sure, let's give it a shot. 276 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,614 Oh, there's my sweet little Maggie. 277 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,390 Oh, Maggie. You're a Simpson again. 278 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,644 You know, Maggie. The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. 279 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,733 I hope you never say a word. 280 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,574 Daddy. 281 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,168 It worked, Mom! 282 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,379 Maggie's memories have shown them humanity's inner goodness! 283 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:13,175 These are not tears! We are vomiting from our eyes! 284 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,595 Your baby's treacle has only intensified our loathing! 285 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,181 Wait! Look at the screen! 286 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,683 The baby continues to reminisce. 287 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,769 Elton John! 288 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,020 That's my name. 289 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,938 Well, not really. 290 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,858 Stephen Hawking! Stephen Hawking! 291 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,359 Hi. I'm Ron Howard. 292 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,153 Billy Baldwin! 293 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,613 I'm Alec Baldwin. 294 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,615 Wait a minute. Xena can't fly. 295 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,575 I told you, I'm not Xena. 296 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,619 I'm Lucy Lawless. Oh. 297 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:41,953 Wow, Joe Namath! 298 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,163 That's right. 299 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,123 My car broke down in front of your house. 300 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,292 Yo, dudes! Awesome show! 301 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,545 It's *NSYNC! 302 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,177 Word! 303 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,639 This child thinks of nothing but trendy Hollywood celebrities. 304 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,350 We can learn much from this innocent one. 305 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,686 Like Justin Timberlake's home phone number. 306 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,688 So I guess you can't destroy Earth, 307 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,192 since so many of your favorite celebrities live and work here. 308 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,946 We will not destroy the Earth! On one condition. 309 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,447 You name it. 310 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:27,582 I can't believe we're going to the People's Choice Awards! 311 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,001 And tomorrow, the Daytime Emmys. 312 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,674 Oh, it's Burt Reynolds and Michael Jeter! 313 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,010 Could an Evening Shade reunion be in the works? 314 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,556 There's Shannen Doherty. Didn't you have a thing with her? 315 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,266 Don't go there. 316 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,184 (SINGING) Ullman shorts, Christmas show 317 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,811 Marge's fling, Homer's bro 318 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:51,022 Bart in well, Flanders fails Whacking snakes, monorail 319 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:54,276 Mr. Plow, Homer space Sideshow Bob steps on rakes 320 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,445 Lisa's future, Selma's hubby Marge not proud, Homer chubby 321 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,699 Homer worries Bart is gay Poochie, U2, NRA 322 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,952 Hippies, Vegas, and Japan Octuplets and Bart's boy band 323 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,247 Marge murmurs, Maude croaks Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes 324 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,709 Maggie blows Burns away What else do I have to say? 325 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,628 They'll never stop the Simpsons 326 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,464 Have no fears We've got stories for years 327 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,718 Like Marge becomes a robot 328 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,553 Maybe Moe gets a cell phone 329 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,138 Has Bart ever owned a bear? 330 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:28,143 Or how about a crazy wedding where something happens and... 331 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,023 Sorry for the clip show 332 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,234 Have no fears We've got stories for years 333 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,710 ENGLISH - US - PSDH