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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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我不会去收厕所入场费
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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书店
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不
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春田港直播秀
污水和沙滩在这相见欢
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欢迎观赏《春田九宫格秀》
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好 杰奎琳 应该轮到你了
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我要选雷纳狼堡
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雷纳狼堡 《麦可鞭》的明星
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他主演新片
《救命 我儿子是书呆子》即将上映
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我儿子从东岸名贵名校回家
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我才惊恐发现他是个书呆子
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我都快笑翻了
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它不是喜剧片
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海岸巡逻队
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注意 我们是海岸巡逻队
15米高海啸将来袭
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益智节目人员速速撤离
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大家上来我的方格
安全又性感 哦 宝贝
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快 查理 没时间了
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我哪儿都不去
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我在这方格都快30季了
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现在更不能走
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他现在死了
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葛波
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你有看到吗
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-有啊
-葛波是什么
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可能是某人的名字吧
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叫葛波的某人
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谁是葛波
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他们没给你足够信息 爸
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我会想出来的 我要用尽脑力
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葛波快来了
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-斯密瑟斯 看 “戈”波快来了
-是的 老板
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葛波五天后驾到
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大家都在谈葛波这个 葛波那个
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却没人在说敬拜这个 耶利哥那个
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这个葛波是怎么回事
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葛波今天到
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真不敢相信 我们第一眼看到葛波
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他会跟我们说要怎么做
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-你好 我是葛波
-我是阿瑟·克伦达
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你说得轻巧
又没有一只手穿过你的屁屁
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葛波 你真敢讲
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每天下午四点都看得到我们哦
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那和小丑库斯提同一时段耶
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喔哦 那个小可爱会席卷全美
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他只要装可爱就好
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人家是个小坏蛋
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哎呀 什么鬼
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你们会喜欢我
你们会爱我
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因为我几乎无所不能
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我很会跳排舞
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还会模仿文·史考利
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让我们花点时间
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来谈谈农夫老丹的纯猪肉香肠
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我会洒币
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我会回到过去
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你们会喜欢他
你们会爱他
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精彩无比的
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大秀
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葛波
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库斯提
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那个木偶吓唬不了我
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从前多少人想做掉我
全都被我埋了
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游民 船长
脱口秀主持人乔伊·毕晓普
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-别忘了特奥委会
-对喔
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我屠杀了特奥委会
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收视率出来了？我看看
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我输给了第八台？那是什么鬼
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（外语）
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（外语）
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我得盗用那桥段
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太无聊了
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不知道把你火车放上去会怎样
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酷
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-再丢些脏东西上去
-四点了
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你们想看腹语秀啊 看好了
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你好 阿尔冯斯
送你个谜题
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-为什么乌鸦会喜欢写字桌
-我不知道 为什…
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嘿 木偶伤不了你们
他没生命 他死透了
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葛波爆红 库斯提爆烂
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好 这样好了
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看我节目一次 我就送你40块
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这是空头支票
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我承认利用人民税金
买凶做掉仇家
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但就像葛波常说的
“人家是个小坏蛋”
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昆比压倒性大胜连任
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春田港又出现两具浮尸
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小朋友 本来这时应该要看
《猫鼠大战》
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可惜他们跑去看《葛波秀》了
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所以请欢迎东欧高人气猫鼠组合
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《劳工鼠与米虫猫》
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那是什么鬼
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《小丑库斯提》
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完了 我们被卡掉了
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我们还可自豪没制作过烂节目
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雷·杰·约翰逊当助理主持人那周不算
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你可叫我雷 你可叫我杰…
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那只能好笑三秒钟
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但重点是我们像一家人
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-库斯提 我…
-闭嘴
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库斯提 还挺得住吧
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我有点担心未来
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你怎么度过难关的
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你做电视节目比我久耶
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相信你一定存了不少钱
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对啊
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现在假发店还有在买真发吗
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-库斯提 要留下来吃晚饭吗
-不了 抱歉
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太可惜了
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因为今晚我的宾客
有天文学家卡尔·萨根博士
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圣地亚哥动物园的乔安妮·恩布里
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今天有试镜
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凯尔 我跟《飞越情海》格格不入
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从现在起 让我来烦恼就好
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下一位
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春田赛马场
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冲啊 小笨马
我所有财产十块钱都押你了
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不行 不要看我
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快跑 不要过来
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哦 天哪
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欢迎再度观赏盗版必究的
《葛波之整人电话》
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哦 我好爱哦
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太扯了 他居然盗用库斯提的桥段
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但库斯提是从史提夫·亚伦那偷来的
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哦 这年头什么都是偷来的
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对啊 像传真机就是…
松饼机加电话机啊
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打通了
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喂 小丑库斯提吗
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小丑库斯提的声音
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这是那部色情片的回电吗
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听着 我那天有点小紧张
但我跟你保证我雄风仍在
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不 我是日本相机公司的代表
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我们想付你两百万来拍相机广告
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非常感谢啦
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希望没冒犯你 我太需要了
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你有需要到愿用话筒砸头吗
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没问题
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血啊
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什么…
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如果你是史提夫·亚伦
你在偷用我的桥段
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葛波这样摧毁库斯提事业
要有人给他报应才对
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负负不得正 巴特
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-可以
-不可以
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-可以
-不可以
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-可以
-爸
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负负得正哦 莉萨
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《名医雷斯摩根》 你真是百忧解啊
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《葛波秀》
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现在请观赏葛波航空广告哦
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好…停
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-那应该可以控制住那些小混蛋
-葛波 闭嘴
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哦 我可不想惹毛小混蛋们
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拜托你别那么说了
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嘿 小子 你笑什么
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我在笑…
没什么 你不会有兴趣的
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-太低俗了
-我超低俗的
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有人在男厕墙上写了猥琐打油诗
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我一定要看看
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春田市所有小朋友都是混蛋
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葛波糗大了
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葛波式的语言不容于电视圈
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那是我的浅见
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应可以控制住那些混蛋
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布拉克曼麻烦大了
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什么…
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葛波还是春田第一
布拉克曼被炒
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哦 不要
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愿脱下裤子换食物
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-库斯提 你有要到钱吗
-没 那家伙脱裤子不要钱的
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老灰母马
她威风不再了
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她威风不再了
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她威风不再了
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在演艺圈打滚35年
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没人记得我了 就像…
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那个叫什么来着的 那个谁
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就是那个老穿着衬衫的…
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-主持人艾德·苏利文
-对
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-我不知道你认识路克·派瑞
-何止 他是我没用的同母异父兄弟
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-他是电视巨星耶
-对 福克斯的
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伊莉莎白·泰勒
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贝蒂·米勒
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我和贝蒂共有过一匹赛马 库蒂
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巴特 只要能找来这些大明星
出现在库斯提的特别节目里
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也许他就能咸鱼翻身了
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这是我的电话簿 去找明星来吧
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没那么容易…
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但我爬也要爬回电视
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老灰母马
她威风不再了
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她威风不再了…
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现在欢迎老疯歌手们
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老灰母马
她威风不再了
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她威风不再了
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3公里清道服务 贝蒂·米勒敬献
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米勒小姐 你居然亲自独自这样做
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我们是美国人 理应清理公路
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脏死了
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惨了 贝蒂·米勒
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讲到哪了
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我们想请你去上…
库斯提回归特别节目
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好啊 跟库斯提说没问题
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该扫除垃圾了
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我会报仇的 米勒
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谢尔比维尔星光之旅
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你们左手边的是休·海夫纳的
谢尔比维尔别庄
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很多人都知道避暑洞室
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-跟游戏室
-当然
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但很少人知道还有实验室
酷炫生物圈
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另类能源研究中心
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超凡入圣
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-海水淡化厂？
-对 避暑洞室用水太凶了
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-兔兔认为我们该往这边走
-聪明兔兔 海夫
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-我可以叫你海夫吧
-不行
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只限今晚 “超辣红椒合唱团”
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老莫小酒馆
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你跟我们经纪人说
这场子能容纳三万人
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没错 昨晚有过三万人
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快开唱 观众不耐烦了
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我们要小超辣
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嘿 超辣红椒合唱团
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想上小丑库斯提回归特别节目吗
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好啊 只要你能带我们脱身
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没问题 老莫 你看那里
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什么 要我看什么
我什么都没看到
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我不看了哦 什么 看那个吗
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老莫 可以一起看吗
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-好 但要花钱
-我皮夹放车上了
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他好笨 现在继续看墙
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泰勒小姐 有两个小学生
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邀你去上库斯提特别节目
我赶走他们了
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很好
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库斯提 大好消息
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-库斯提 你把自己怎么了
-我想健身健美
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就不吃不喝 只喝奶昔
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-你是指健怡奶昔？
-喔哦
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你可以住在我们家直到减肥成功
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你可以睡沙发床 翻出来就好
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等等 那是旧沙发
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-我准头回不来了
-你要继续努力
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好好吃
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-何必这么累 我没救了
-小朋友 是我 葛波
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今天猪肉价格上扬
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吞到爆
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你一定要回来 梅尔
我们是同队的
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不要 库斯提 你对我很不好
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在上集节目里
你还把液氮倒进我裤子里
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用铁槌打裂我屁股蛋
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拜托 难道你想把生命浪费在
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跟笨蛋青少年鬼混上吗
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你的塔可饼来了 先生 哎哟
掉进油锅里了 我拿出来
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抱歉 库斯提 我喜欢这里
乔韩森先生很尊重我
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-这小丑在骚扰你吗 梅尔
-没事 乔韩森先生
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我来就好
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-你的塔可饼 先生
-我不要了
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但你会害我被扣薪水
要是我有女友 她会宰了我
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酷库斯提摄影棚
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好了 库斯提
排演气球桥段吧
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看 小朋友
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小马
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你在做什么啊 龙套路克·派瑞
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19世纪旋转木马
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把我比下去 给我滚
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节目中一定有什么我能做的
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拜托 看在老妈份上
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哦 也许可以找看看
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《屎人杂志》 路克新造型
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库斯提特别节目今天播出
葛波推出真人小男孩秀
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库斯提酷回归特别节目
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我不喜欢
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他找了约翰尼·卡森 贝蒂·米勒
跟休·海夫纳 我们有什么
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雷·杰·约翰逊
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帅哥们 电视台对你们的歌词有意见
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可以为节目改一下吗
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休想 小丑
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歌词就像我们的孩子 没可能
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好 但这一段是这么唱的
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“我要占有你 把它放进去”
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改这样如何
“我最喜欢亲亲抱抱你”
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-哇 好多了耶
-大家都可以听
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来自春田市
本州岛娱乐之都现场直播
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库斯提酷回归特别节目
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进场吧
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小丑
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疯癫可笑的小丑
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进场吧 深情愁苦
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满怀感伤的小丑
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进场吧 小丑
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他们已经
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在场了
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-我爱你 库斯提
-闭嘴
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在里面舒服吗 路克·派瑞
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发射吧 库斯提
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砂纸博物馆
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酸液 半价
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我的脸 我宝贵的脸
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枕头工厂
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穿着小裤裤狂舞 好丢人
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30秒后 你的小臭臭要上了
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给我大一点的棒棒糖
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约翰尼 你带来了什么
笑话？魔术？
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我想把1987年别克云雀高举过头
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-约翰尼 你太神了
-是吗 看好了
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我要炒了那个经纪人
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好精彩的节目 库斯提
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-你应获颁艾美奖
-别提了
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他们恨我 原因不明
一堆什么都不懂的老恐龙
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不懂什么叫娱乐事业
就算打他们脸…
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嘿…
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恭喜 库斯提
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爱情测试仪
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冷鱼
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库斯提 希望你这回有记得存钱
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你订的镶红宝小丑鼻送来了 库斯提
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-怎么样 老莫
-嘿 老莫
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-嘿 老莫
-嘿 老莫
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嘿 你们不能穿那样闯进来
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-跟上时代 老莫
-感觉好就去做吧
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好啊
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不要弹我小裤裤
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我又是明星了
不知怎么感谢你们 小朋友
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不用多谢 库斯提
你们每卖一件T恤 我们抽五成
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什么 那是最肥的油水啊
你们小…
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算了 你们值得
谢了 小朋友
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敬库斯提 世上最了不起的娱乐家
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可能比不上那家伙
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这班公交车会到市民中心吗
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