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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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我没有外交豁免权
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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难以置信的神发明
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从前只靠想象才能拥有的产品
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“水上微波炉”
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我的可丽饼好了
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“狗狗看门人”
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晚安 雷斯
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和行动吊灯
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车用水晶大吊灯
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全部都在《难以置信的神发明》
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你好 大家好
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我是特洛伊·麦克卢尔
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我演过《呼叫变态狂》
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跟《总统脖子失踪记》
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但现在我要向你们介绍
一项非常棒的新发明
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从前我们只能这样挤橙汁
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难道还有其他更好的办法
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现在不同了 都要感谢好神果汁机
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快来见见发明者尼克·里维埃拉医生
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你好 特洛伊 嗨 大家好
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嗨 尼克医生
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特洛伊 想喝杯橙汁吗
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超想 但我们是不是必须
付出超贵的杂货店零售价
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去买农民吐了口水的东西？
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不用了
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都要感谢全新好神果汁机
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医生 你确定开了吗
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我什么都没听见
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它是超静音的
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一大袋橙子就挤出这一小滴？
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没错 现在订购
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你还会获赠“擦了就跑”
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是防晒乳同时也是泻药
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我要弄到果汁机 喝到果汁 减肥
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不再接个电话就胸痛
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日本大阪
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霍默·辛普森
美国春田市长青街742号
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好神果汁机
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拜托不要跟主管说我感冒了
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我都强忍骨盆碎裂剧痛工作三个月了
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哦 我的好神果汁机不会送来了
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六到八星期后
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爸 这是刚送来的
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老妈 给我个超特别抱抱
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我要送你全新果汁机
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老天
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流感病毒窜进我的七孔了
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生日快乐
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生日快乐
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什么
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大阪流感
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可怕的大阪流感重击春田市
据报已出现300个病例
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现在把现场交给在空中的阿尼派
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401号公路一直绕啊绕的
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绕啊绕的
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小心12街和主街路口
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因为我要吐了
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好了 太阳公公
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给我好料吧
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华氏98.6度 你没事
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动作快 不然校车要开走了
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你最好再量一次看看哦
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长官 我们一直接获放水
让病毒赢的命令
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今天一定是上学日 放松戒备
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好啦
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来制造脓疱吧
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猫鼠大战之亲爱的病毒
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今日特餐 扁桃腺切除术
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春田市市长 极度贪腐
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现在市长将发表紧急声明
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春田市民众 因为疫情严重
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我已取消巴拿马群岛度假之旅
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我绝不弃城而去…
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嘿 你
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把钢鼓从市长室弄出去
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不好意思啦
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斯密瑟斯 疫情吓不倒我的
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我早为自己兴建了无菌室
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任何微生物都无法进出
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你是什么鬼
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不要慌 编个好故事出来
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我名叫伯恩斯先生
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华头医生诊所
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我们要药方
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唯一的药方就是卧床休息
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不管我开什么药都只是安慰剂
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安慰剂要去哪弄来
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说不定就在这台货车里
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危险 杀人蜂
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我好了 好痛才对
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爸 泰德在说方言
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但愿是 洛德
我为他祷告多日 但我…
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恐怕他只是发高烧在呓语
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哦 奈德 上帝为何遗弃我们
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我想不出我们做错了什么才会…
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哦 不会吧
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嘿 佩姬 你顾家得再用心点
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这植物好无力软趴趴的
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也许放卧房 它会更适应的 艾尔
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哦 电视台广告是真的
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看福克斯会惨遭永世诅咒
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妈 再送杯橙汁给我好吗
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再给我摩登原始人嚼式吗啡好吗
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没那种东东
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玛琦 那小子在浪费宝贵时间
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快来帮我转台跟拍拍头
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-等一下
-但人家会错过《活宝警长》啦
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帮我拿瓶波旁威士忌来
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爷爷 你明知下午3点后就不能喝了
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你可以掺在我的食物泥里
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怎样都好 快给我
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妈 我还要喝橙汁
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摩登原始人嚼式吗啡
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-人家会错过《活宝警长》啦
-妈 我还要喝橙汁
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摩登原始人嚼式吗啡
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人家会错过《活宝警长》啦
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-橙汁
-吗啡
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-活宝
-橙汁
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-吗啡
-活宝
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请给我一瓶阿司匹林
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一瓶24.95
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24.95？
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我已经降价了
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因为有个逃出来的神经病
弄坏了这瓶
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天哪 感应警铃一定坏了
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请往你左边站一点
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八英尺 六…
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哦 桑杰
去帮辛普森太太整理袋子
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顺便弄一下…
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辛普森太太 你没付钱买这瓶
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你家便利商店上校肯塔基波旁威士忌
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不 我…
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好像没有吧
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好 高举双手走出来
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两杯咖啡
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还有“摩羯座”的汽车芳香片
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跟加了椰子的什么
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我不敢相信这是律师事务所
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玛琦 你来对地方了
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聘我当你律师
还能获赠这只抽烟小猴
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少抽一点哦 小烟枪
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-赫兹先生…
-看 他又要吐烟了
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赫兹先生 这是误会一场
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我不是故意拿走什么的
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放心 辛普森太太 我…
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我们抽到史奈德法官
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那是坏事吗
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他对我有点不满
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-自从我算是辗过他的狗后
-真的？
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“算是”两个字换成“一再”
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“狗”换成“儿子”
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玛琦 我会去跟阿普谈
相信他会讲理的
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阿普
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我要你对我老婆撤告
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恕我直言 我们要整爆那贱女
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拜托 我是你的最佳客人耶
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对不起 辛普森先生
但这是你家便利商店店规
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母公司诺迪恩防御动力
也是这么规定的
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无所不用其极用法律告死小偷
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市长
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保密一下
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玛琦·辛普森当小偷被捕了
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大家把话从此时此地传出去
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玛琦·辛普森是小偷
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嘿
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其他消息 《乱世浮生》里的小妞
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其实是个大男人
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吼 那部电影有够好看的
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去年圣诞节
玛琦帮我们做了姜饼人
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饼里有根头发
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我跟你们说玛琦·辛普森的小秘密
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她有蹼状趾
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-好恶心
-哦 拜托
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玛琦 放心好了
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大家都跟执法单位有过节
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你是艾德·法兰德斯吗
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不是 奈德·法兰德斯
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不好意思
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奈德
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现在就不会有那种问题了
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恕我失陪 我想去洗把脸
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我会盯好她
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洗好手 走出去
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陪审团的女士先生们
这两个谁比较迷人
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汤姆·克鲁斯还是梅尔·吉布逊
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这是在搞什么
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法官大人 我超有自信
玛琦·辛普森会被判有罪
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我都能浪费法庭时间来评比大帅哥了
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-他会打赢的
-赫兹先生
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请问 勒芙乔太太
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能否跟我们谈谈玛琦·辛普森
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身为师娘的我
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常密获许多敏感信息
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我说了哦 玛琦老公赚得不多
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家里一团乱 坦白说 她应该有…
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请以文字记录下来
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证人做出了喝酒的动作
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如果停在138格 会清楚看到…
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有一大篷高耸蓝发突出围篱
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阿普 辛普森太太说她忘了…
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自己夹带了那瓶好好喝的波旁
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最黄金的黄金美液
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好诱人
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你说什么 你要我喝了你
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但我在开庭耶
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失陪一下
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喂 大卫 我快忍不住了
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《克罗斯比 史提尔斯与纳许》
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一天一天挺过去 记住我爱你
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我也爱你 兄弟
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纳哈萨皮马佩蒂隆先生
希望这是你的真名
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你可曾忘了什么
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不曾
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我还会背圆周率到小数点后四万个数
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最后那个数字是一
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派
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如果从不曾忘了什么 请问
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我系着什么颜色的领带
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你系着红白相间俱乐部领带
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打着半温莎结
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哦 是吗
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你真那么想？
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如果你是那么想的
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我有话跟你说
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有点惊吓 害你失去可信度
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我要说的话如下
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我根本没系领带
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但如果我记错了
也许辛普森太太的事也记错了
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我问完了
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小朋友 我有很疯狂的预感
你们妈妈不会去坐牢
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你简直是大律师丹诺再世
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他是《扫荡三人组》里那个黑人吗
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赫兹先生 等我长大
我想成为你这样的律师
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你不错 孩子
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美国就是需要更多的律师
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你能想象没律师的世界吗
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因此 陪审团的女士先生们
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我讲完了
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赫兹先生 你知道你没穿裤子吧
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什么
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我提议判坏坏法庭东东
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你是指无效审判吗
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对 难怪你会是法官
我只是援引法律的人
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-律师
-对
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主席会把判决书发给书记
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判决居然写在酒巾上
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它还是写“有罪”
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还有错别字
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请陪审团主席宣读判决好吗
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我们判被告有罪
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玛琦·辛普森 我判你服刑30天
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下一案 全国教会理事会
控告莱诺·赫兹案
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对啊 那件事
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你还是我的偶像 妈
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妈在坐牢 你们要听话哦
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别担心 妈 我会劫你出来的
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只要我弄到小礼服和铁橇
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巴特娜 遇见你之前
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我是狱政体系最孤寂的典狱长
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好清新
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我昏了
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我会没事 亲爱的
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玛琦 我会好想你 不只想爱爱
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还有你烧的好菜
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除污灭垢的神技
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但我最想念的会是
你让我觉得自己有多好命
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每天早上我都这么想
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我也会好想你 霍默
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她被关进去 我们店就安全了
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你家便利商店
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我要载这东东去墨西哥
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墨西哥市 谢尔比维尔
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春田女子监狱
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专关女子的监狱
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敲敲门
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我是玛琦·辛普森 你的新狱友
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我叫十字姐
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他们这么叫我
是因为我宰掉老公的凶器
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是一把十字型螺丝起子
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有厨师做饭给你吃真好
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你老公没做过饭给你吃？
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就一次
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霍默 这条鱼还活跳跳耶
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玛琦 拜托 龙虾都快夹爆我了
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我的天哪
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那是纹身阿妮
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我会嫁的是哪种渣男
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我看不懂
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那就像那些《疯狂杂志》的折页
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别想太多
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了不起
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孩子们 你们的妈不在家
我完全不想洗杯碗盘
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从现在起 直接对水龙头喝水
对牛奶瓶喝牛奶
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站在水槽或马桶旁吃东西
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谁要帮玛吉换尿片？
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我们要让她在后院自由狂奔
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大自然会搞定一切的
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不好意思 但只要我们平分家务
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定能保持整洁的
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十分钟后
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爸 我们没干净衣服穿了
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看来我好像永远穿着这件红裙子
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上阁楼去
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那里有一整箱的服饰
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好啊 干酪通心粉
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-你带什么便当 巴特
-一包糖
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抹了花生酱的扑克牌
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你妈是囚鸟
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-你妈也是
-对喔 来玩吧
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探监日
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妈 我好想你哦
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宝贝 我也好想你
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霍默 那是旧万圣节扮装服吗
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不是
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家里一切都好吗
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我们想把鳄鱼从马桶冲下去
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但它卡在半路 现在只好养它了
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你一定很想咬我一块肉吧
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你休想啦
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看到没
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嘿
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好讨厌
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夫妻探监拖车
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这台车在车震 不要来敲门
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宝贝 我不知你现在什么感觉
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我不想猴急什么的
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我们可以十指紧扣坐着纯聊天
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美化公园 烘焙品义卖会
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有那种超好吃的棉花糖方块吗
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抱歉 从前那是玛琦·辛普森做的
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哦 可恶
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还少15块钱
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就是少了玛琦·辛普森的
棉花糖方块能募到的金额
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我们还买得起林肯雕像吗
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买不起 只能买便宜货了
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请看我们的第39任总统…
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-吉米·卡特
-啊 拜托
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不适到永远
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他是史上最怪的怪物
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春田电器行
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放狗
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它们看起来好愤怒
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对 我饿它们 逗它们
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唱歌走音
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天啊 不要 狗狗乖
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有玛琦·辛普森在
就不会发生这些事了
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再见 玛琦 我会想你的
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希望你觅得良人
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男人都超渣 但我有个新对象
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我觉得他不一样
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他说他叫霍默 在核电厂工作
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我们得在妈回家前 把家清干净
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没问题啦 全扫进地毯下就好
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嘿 小心
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欢迎回来 玛琦
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真是没想到啊
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我们不该放你走的
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从现在起 我要善用八卦能力做好事
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为玛琦·辛普森欢呼三声
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玛琦万岁
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玛琦万岁
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玛琦 我们为你准备了特别礼物
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好美丽哦
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