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辛普森一家
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我会归还导盲犬
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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不
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同学们 有人通风报信
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查默斯局长计划来突袭检查
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所以快清好这个猪窝
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还有件事 以下这几位同学
赢得了越野自行车哦
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巴特·辛普森
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吉保·琼斯
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尼尔森·猛特
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我要你继续把脏东西塞进衣服
直到我回来
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遵命
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你们可去多用途B地下室领取自行车
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笨蛋
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哎哟
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忘了关
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喂 他说笨蛋是什么意思
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管他 该去领越野自行车了
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民事防护避难室 越野自行车在此
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嘿 怎么回事
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越野自行车在哪
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各位 不好意思骗了你们
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因为局长大驾光临
你们被扫进见不得光之处
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享乐吧
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我们要怎么逃出去
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何时才能领到越野自行车
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要是我扔了钥匙 世人会狠批我吗
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不会 但家长教师协会会狠狠修理你
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明智忠告 威廉
但讲屁话毫无帮助
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是 校长
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爱洗澡 穿小裤裤的臭文青
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西摩尔斯金纳校长
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查默斯局长 欢迎
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你好 西摩尔
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教育委员会有什么消息啊
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我们要降低地理科要求
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孩子们测验成绩不佳
证明那让人难堪
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好极了 回归三R金律
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十月变成双R
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对这些横幅有何看法
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欢迎局长 我们爱查默斯
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-显然是今天忙着搞出来的
-都是同学们的点子
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我努力阻止他们了
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永远推给同学们就行了 西摩尔？
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对 没错…先生
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想象没霸凌的校园会怎样
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毯子
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书呆子不会被痛扁
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孩子们会用午餐钱买饭吃
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我受不了
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我应该可以挤进那个管道间
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-好耶
-好啊 巴特 上吧
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饼干
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化学掩臭剂
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记住 小兄弟 我们只能靠你了
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-打中了
-漂亮 兄弟
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要来块果冻砖吗 长官
中间有颗葡萄哦
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我又不是铁石心肠
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请一次拿一个
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你又不是铁石心肠
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吃砖 你不是铁石心肠
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我的美人儿
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等局长看到你就知道了
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要不是会违反上帝律法
我就娶你为妻
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好个孤单男子啊
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我初来乍到
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哪有酷湖可让女人清洗一头长红发
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没 但我们社区有座游泳池
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深处曾有过老鼠
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-但我们逮到它了
-带路
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48 49 50
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国旗是新版的
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好极了 西摩尔
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同学们跟外表看来一样聪慧吗
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随机选一个吧
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那个如何
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-这个男孩？
-不是 莉萨·辛普森
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新奥尔良战役何时打的
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1815年1月8日
战争在两星期后终结
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-一等一
-战役是什么
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-走吧
-那孩子说战役是什么吗
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没 他说的是“那什么声音？”
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暖气管道的声响
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听起来像“战役”
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我感冒 所以…
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-所以你才会听错
-没错
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我理解
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小威
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来啊 巴特 飙我吧
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最好不要
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他在侮辱我们两个耶
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冲啊
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好极了 完全没尿渍
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西摩尔 你治校有方
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俗话说得好 先生 无风不起浪
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好怪的评论
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那好像是五毛钱 我要弯腰捡起来
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好像卡在这两朵花中间了
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西摩尔 我本来想提拔你
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来当副局长
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现在要给何洛威了
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不要啊 可是 先生 他是个醉鬼
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-还是个嗑药的
-要是我可以…
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别吵 打菜阿姨为何变护士了
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-这样就能赚两份工资
-可恶
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这次没留校察看了 辛普森
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你玩完了
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你将从春田小学退学
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今晚的《我春田 我骄傲》
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《绿野仙踪》里的小矮人
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他们哪去了
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我们将探访动物天体营
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但先来看看本地的节日活动
这节日被一群乡巴佬
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批评为没品又幼稚
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乱棒打蛇节
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哦 不要
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这传统节日的由来
要追溯到创市先祖…
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档案影片
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杰迪代亚·斯普林菲尔德
每年5月10日 本地居民们
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都会把蛇赶到市中心
再乱棒打爆它们
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在揭发阿尔杰·希斯后
荣誉游行大礼官理查德·尼克松
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又来追击要命蛇类
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乱棒打蛇节结束了？
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感谢 感谢出来
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那也太野蛮了
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孩子们 学校还好吗
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我学会了一英钱重多少打兰
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-我被退学了
-好儿子
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啤酒 什么
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爸 我不需要学校
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我可去当擦鞋童自力更生
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擦鞋吗 大爷
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我儿子不能成为19世纪
伦敦佬擦鞋童
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我们要帮你再找间学校
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春田教会学校
我们让正统基督教教义充满趣味
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记住 巴特 这是教会学校
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在这里必须谨言慎行
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没问题啦
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巴特 你是新来的
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也许你能帮我们更了解《诗篇》
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“豆类 音乐水果”如何
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豆类是以色列人主食 好 继续
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豆类 音乐水果
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吃越多 放越多
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别直视他 孩子们 恶魔可能会变身
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应该没戏唱了 我就是不受教
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我总是可以找到试吃
危险食品添加剂的工作
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我们想请你喝喝看新款健康可乐
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我们称之为“天然好物”
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-里面有什么
-24豪为癣雾质
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天然好物
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不错啊
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喝了开心 变成怪物
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酷
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你会受教育的 我亲自教你
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玛琦 太迟了
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那小子都十岁了
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我们集中精力在莉萨和另一个吧
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你有什么问题
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乱棒打蛇节快到了
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一年中最棒的日子
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但杀蛇是邪恶的
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也许吧 莉萨
但那算是我们人类天性
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每个人内心的善恶常在天人交战
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那是无解的
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安息吧 善霍默
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我是恶霍默
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我是恶霍默
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祝上学愉快哦 莉萨
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我会努力因祸得福的
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巴特 换衣服上学了
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铃声响起时 希望你已就座
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我买了上下课铃哦
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还是拔了插头吧
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辛普森老师
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我是你的新老师 辛普森老师
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名词 动词 副词 狗狗有跳蚤
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不是我
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对了 我请来了客座讲师
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你好 同学们好
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我们空降在杜塞尔道夫后
我跟弟兄们失败了
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我就假扮德国夜总会歌手混过战争
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回家来吧 法兰西·布劳德
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回家来吧
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那是真人真事吗
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大部分啦
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我在40年代是穿了一阵子裙子
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设计师款的耶
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看我买到什么 玛琦
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蛇
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全新打蛇棒
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我打
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失陪了
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我打
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巴特 我要你念这本《自由战士》
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这是我小时候看的书
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书？
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你可能会喜欢的
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主题在讲有个男孩去参战
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他的手因为意外而变形了
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变形了？你怎么不早说
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书名应该要叫《变形战士》
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互咬 打架
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《猫鼠大战》
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《猫鼠大战》
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客串导演 奥立佛·史东
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-天哪
-夺他的枪
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《猫鼠大战》
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千百人会丧命
但他们的奋战目标永世流传
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人们可以挺身而出
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哇
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如果你想进一步了解
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殖民时期
我们可以去参观春田老街
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可恶
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爸
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大家都喜欢乱棒打蛇节 我恨它
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我有什么毛病吗
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是啊 宝贝
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我该怎么办
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把你的愤怒一点一滴地
挤进小小苦球里
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在适当时候释放出来
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像我用威士忌酒瓶打裁判那天
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-还记得吧
-记得
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爸爸打裁判那时候？
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-对
-对
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春田老街
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诚征 傻村民
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有经验吗
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有的 我在《海神号》演过笨蛋二
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抱歉 我们要的不只是傻瓜
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但…我明白
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你好 巴尼 你在演醉汉吗
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其实我应该演州长的
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敌人包围了堡垒
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还说只要交出上尉
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就饶了其他人
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-他们做了什么
-交出了他
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-他就被杀了？
-没错
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所以这里才叫明哲保身堡
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明哲保身堡
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这是参加提康德罗加堡战役的
杰迪代亚·斯普林菲尔德
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接下来 这是他的杀蛇英姿
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那天就是1775年
史上第一个乱棒打蛇节
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嘿 等一下下
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那天他参加了提康德罗加堡战役
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他怎么可能同时出现在两地
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是这样的…
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他会毁了一切
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-带走他
-收到
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如果你想多了解乱棒打蛇节由来
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我们礼品店里还有好多好棒的书
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欢迎光临官方的乱棒打蛇节总部
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我在店里某处藏了蛇
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谁先打到它 就有免费湿乐冰喝
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打到了
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没 只是香草糖条
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在啤酒塔旁边
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嘿
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现金付款
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我举办促销活动应该要三思
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瞄准蛇身 兄弟们
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好 局长
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上帝就说
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“打爆爬行在地的所有蛇类”
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“你们城镇”
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“就能成为他城典范”
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莉萨 你看
连上帝都为乱棒打蛇节背书
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让我看看
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不要
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乱棒打蛇节快乐
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哦 乱棒打蛇节
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哦 乱棒打蛇节
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神圣的打爆蛇头日
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打断它们的背 挖出它们的眼
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猛刺它们邪恶的心
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哦 乱棒打蛇节
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愿上帝赐你恩典
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停车十美金
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来喔 乱棒打蛇节官方停车场
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一排轮子十美金
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万岁
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看棒 蛇
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还有你
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蛇啊 到处都是蛇
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准备过乱棒打蛇节了？
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什么乱棒打蛇节
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市长
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你有带已被打爆的蛇来吗
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漂亮
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玛琦 我该慢打还是快打
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先慢再快
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爸 拜托 我最后一次求求你
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别让你自己跟暴民一样低劣
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莉萨 也许我混入了暴民群
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就能指引他们恢复理智
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我的巨大泡棉牛仔帽跟空气喇叭呢
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欢迎为今年活动揭开序幕
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我们的游行大礼官
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爱的先知 赖瑞·怀特
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-贝瑞·怀特
-错 上面写赖瑞·怀特
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我知道自己叫什么
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是吗 等着瞧
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各位女士先生 我献上无限的爱
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很荣幸来参加这场…
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嘿 这是什么活动来着
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-蛇
-天啊 不要
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你们让我想吐
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他们有在听我说话吗
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应该没有
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现在掌声欢迎我们的春田小姐
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各位 开始乱棒打蛇啦
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合法商人俱乐部
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不要
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贩酒店 24小时
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有虫
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《乱棒打蛇节的真相》
鲍勃·伍华德著
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要是蛇在屋里 我们就能保护它们
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根据书上说的
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蛇类的听力来自感应地面震动
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只要把音响喇叭贴在地面
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播放重低音的曲子
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蛇就会像飞蛾扑火一样爬进来了
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好主意 我找找
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重低音…
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提蒂·提姆 花栗鼠三重唱精选集…
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海豚音圣诞组曲
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你的爱让我上瘾 宝贝
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怀特先生 借你一分钟好吗
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愿为女士服其劳
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不要扰蛇
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离所有的蛇
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远远的
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啊 耶
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哦 喔 宝贝
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来啊
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亲爱的 我…
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你的爱让我上瘾 宝贝
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女孩 我不知道为什么
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你的爱让我上瘾 宝贝
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我一直无法习以为常
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再努力都没用
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你给越多 我越想要
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宝贝 真心…
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真心不骗
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跟我说 我能说什么
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进来
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我能做什么
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我要怎么感觉…
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嘿 蛇都爬哪去了
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春田市民们 乱棒打蛇节是个耻辱
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它起始于1924年
为爆打爱尔兰人所找的借口
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真的 我被打得满头包
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但是好好玩哦
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等一下
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你们怎么背叛
为你们贡献良多的蛇
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我是老人 什么都恨
就只爱《虎父虎女》
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现在要演了
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葛立可太太
谁杀了你家地下室所有老鼠
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蛇
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你喜欢蛇吧 贝瑞·怀特
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我好爱母蛇的曼妙性感滑行
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哦 宝贝
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为蛇欢呼
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为蛇欢呼
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大家看 12条死蛇
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我恨透了你们
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一群善变的薄情傻蛋
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-他说得对
-给我们地狱 昆比
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欢迎
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巴特 我印象深刻
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你展现了独立自学的成果
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-谢了 西摩尔
-好吧
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为了奖励你的认真用功
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我决定欢迎你回我们学校
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你可以回去找你的兄弟们
尼尔森 吉保…
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老天啊
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我可能总爱利用暴力来吸引注意力吧
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对…我也是
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再快点 小威
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越野自行车
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只要送他们自行车 就不会挨告了
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万一他们全死了呢 校长
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我们就骑着越野自行车去墨西哥
奔向自由 小威
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自由
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才怪 我在第一个收费亭就举报你
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