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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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没人对我的小裤裤有兴趣
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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完了 我看不见 我瞎了
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愚人节快乐
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愚人节快乐
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我一直藏着那瓶牛奶
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藏在暖气旁六星期了 笨蛋
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你完蛋了 霍默 我会整到你
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你就只会说
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我会整得你惨兮兮
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你在生命中最笨的一天
连你妈都整不到
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就算你有电击整人机也一样
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愚人节是哪个高贵空想家发明的
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就像万圣节和圣诞节
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愚人节可追溯到异教徒仪式
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上帝保佑那些异教徒
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四月一日曾是异教徒的新年
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血祭邪神
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4月1日 2020年
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血祭邪神
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基督徒更改他们的历法
嘲笑没这么做的人
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新年快乐
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嗨 异教徒们
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新年三个月前就过了
但我还是要送礼给你们
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你们无神祭典用的公羊血
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愚人节快乐
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现在谁在大笑啊
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现在谁在大笑啊
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以上就是愚人节的由来
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爸 是我在讲故事耶
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油炸荷兰人 吃到饱
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它在那里
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一日大丰收
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可恨的叛徒们
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从今天起 我要求戴发网
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一定要在今天结束前 整到他
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怎么整
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他一定有弱点
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啤酒 我的弱点啊
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算是我的致命伤吧
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啤酒 啤酒就对了
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但要怎么利用它…
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幸好啤酒没被摇得更厉害
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不然我在愚人节会很像个愚人
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春田五金行 营业中
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小朋友 客人才能使用哦
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你知道外面有人
在发送战痘水杨酸棉片吗
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哇 我来到痘疤脸天堂了
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傻瓜
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达夫啤酒
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好渴
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你要干什么
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以下是公共服务广告
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警告
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喝太多酒会很伤肝
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造成直肠癌
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啤酒…
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愚人节…
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听起来像老辛普森家爆炸了
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管他呢 两条街以外呢
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好像有啤酒从烟囱喷出来耶
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我跑过去 通报八号状况
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我们需要蝴蝶饼 重复 蝴蝶饼
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辛普森太太 节哀 你老公死了
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愚人节快乐
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他还活蹦乱跳呢
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但恐怕不能走路了
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划 划你的船 轻划下溪流…
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-霍默
-玛琦
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霍默有超多的严重毛病
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这些阴影都代表脑损伤
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由无数次重击头部造成的
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油漆
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他的脑电波古怪得让人不安
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你们全家人都以电线串连在一起
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你有能力电击其他人
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其他人也能电击…
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测试一下
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巴特 你怎么能电你妹妹
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我手滑了
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我也是
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巴特 莉萨 住手
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巴特
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不可以 等等
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等等 各位 请听我…
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这样是健康不了的
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接待处
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门罗医生家庭治疗中心
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辛普森太太 你能想到原因吗
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我不知道啊
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除非是他一再掉下断崖那一次
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我不再跳崖了 我发誓
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谢天谢地
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-我爱你 爸
-我也爱你 儿子
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小子 我好像从没有
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感觉跟你这么亲…
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什么
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我要飞过去了
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我生命中最刺激的一刻
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我是世界之王
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我…
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不
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不
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那还是无法解释我看到的惨况
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你好眼熟 我们见过吗
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春田兽医院
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让开
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让开
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医生 他走了
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仓鼠
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我最痛恨这方面的工作了
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你是个兽医？
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没错 再多付20块
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我就帮霍默洗除蜱澡还有结扎
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-拿去吧 医生
-巴特
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去比比价 找不到更便宜的了
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你们一定担心得要命吧
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嘿 我们知道你很坚强 爸
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记得你在森林迷路那次吗
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这是陷阱
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它可以帮我们抓到晚餐 来 小子
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看好了
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抓到了
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好
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这次我要走进那个草丛里
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弄出很大动静 把兔子赶出来
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-它冲出来 你就踩住它
-好 爸
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弄走它们
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弄走它们
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真的 你应对技能高超
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你们的汉堡要凉了 各位…
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我的妈呀
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有一集《猫鼠大战》卡通
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我们永远都不会忘的哦
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干嘛哪壶不开提哪壶
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那集很好笑嘛
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我们笑得好开心
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谢谢你来探望我 老莫
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我带了个小礼物来
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不要 啤酒带来痛苦
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我受不了看他这样了
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他太需要交女朋友了
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玛琦 万一我变植物人呢
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瘫在沙发上看电视？
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我的重要工作永远完成不了
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算是社会的损失吧
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但我们的婚姻经历风风雨雨
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我们都平安度过
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注意 有辐射
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玛琦 好棒的惊喜哦
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你是来见我的吧
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那当然
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嘿 漂亮 霍默
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没事 危险
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嘿 我怎么跟老板说呢
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跟他说我要去车后座
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跟我的爱人车震
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十分钟后才回来
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综合医院
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你可以的 霍默 站起来
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我不行
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他动也不动 我什么都试过了
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什么都激励不了他
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糖果
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巧克力
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巧克力园地 1372
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牛奶糖镇
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好甜巧克力店 五折大特惠
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哇 巧克力 半价耶
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巧克力…
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无法呼吸…巧克力太甜…
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隔绝空气…
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坚果
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哦 耶
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可怜的霍默
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世界一直容不下如此美丽的你
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杀啊
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爷爷 拜托 他昏迷不醒
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昏迷不醒？
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我经常都会陷入昏迷…
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法国吐司 拜托
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昏迷不醒会痛吗
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才不会
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你会重活最长的欢乐暑假
亲吻高中女同学
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像那种电视节目一样
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剪辑从前的精彩片段来播放
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对 总之
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不知道现在他在想什么
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这里是梦乡 美食 加油 住宿
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这家伙害我一天损失五千块医疗保险
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我要求让他死得有尊严
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听着 我才是医生哦
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那我要求第二意见
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嗨 大家好
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嗨 尼克医生
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天哪 我没看到生命迹象
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安全起见 最好拔掉插头
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哟
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伯恩斯先生 你怎能如此冷血
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你有所不知 女人
他曾把我害得多惨
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伯恩斯先生
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我需要借点钱
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请继续说
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我知道你是个大好人
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我的狗病得好重
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警卫
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请继续
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我在想也许你…
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多谢你给我时间
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我有个偏方
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可算是很精彩的航程
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三位科学家 一位美女
将缩小到极小
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最后在辛普森先生的下结肠会合
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但我们有点难找到志愿者
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但愿我曾好好地了解你 爸
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不过我们有过父女连心的时刻
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爸 要我停吹穿脑魔音吗
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-吹来我听听
-为什么
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老爸需要讲那么多吗
共享你的天赋 行吗
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耶 这还差不多
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哦 我想一起跳伦巴
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当圣者去了那里
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哦 去了那里
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哦 去了那里
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这是我为你写的曲子 爸
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爸 我好抱歉
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我知道我不是完美儿子
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霍默的零钱 不准碰
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你这小子…
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什么鬼…不
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自动门
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停车 没灯在闪
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我知道我常惹你生气
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不
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有时候 我惹上了麻烦
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-巴特 你不能这样下去
-我知道
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但你总是会罩着我
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霍默 雨下得好大
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去看看孩子们好吗
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他们没事
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不论发生什么事
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我永不会忘记你给我的忠告
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来 你一定要学会刮胡子
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最后刮掉你鼻子下方一小点
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接下来 撕一段卫生纸
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再撕下一小小片
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黏一片在那里
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跟那里 跟任何出血处
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那里 跟那里 放心
血只会留在你脸上
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再用些须后爽肤水
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痛死我…
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胡子就是这么刮的
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爸 都是我的错
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我猛摇了那罐啤酒
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那只是愚人节整人把戏
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你这小子…
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霍默 你没事了
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我们全家又团圆了
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值得庆祝一下
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全家去夏威夷玩
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整到你们了 愚人节还有两分钟
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爸 今天是5月16号了
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你昏迷不醒七星期
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失去了5％的大脑
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我失去大脑？
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我干嘛笑
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字幕翻译：侯敏生