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阿森一族

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（打思噎不算回答）

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（注意安全）

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《媽媽雜誌》

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歡迎觀賞來自夏威夷
美麗摩洛凱島的直播

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我們不再專屬於討厭鬼，歡迎觀賞…

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《群星嘉年華》

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我是主持人，特洛伊麥克盧爾

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你們可能記得我演過的電影
《海力克士的色情冒險》

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《尖叫謀殺案》

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今晚我們要目睹安琪拉蘭斯貝瑞
行走燒紅的炭

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好刺激，她寫道…

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怎有人那麼自虐啊？

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老莫，不要倒掉鹵水

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但率先出場的這位先生
他力克止痛藥癮的勵志故事

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很快將成為“本週佳片”

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歡迎小丑庫斯提

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飾演我的是吉米史密斯喔

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現在他要面對最難搞的觀眾

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三隻西伯利亞虎

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辛巴，跳到球上

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牠們會咬他好一陣子

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警察來了

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荷馬，電話

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小荷，雪下好大，你該回家了

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但美枝，艾倫錫克
正要對里卡多蒙特爾班射飛刀耶

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抱歉，里卡多

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各位，小心開車，雪下得超大

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我好“冰雪”聰明喔

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你冷死了，馬提

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我們都撞得面目全非了

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開支票前，再問個問題

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撞車前，你離開的老莫是什麼？

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某種營業場所嗎？

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別說你去過酒吧

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但還有什麼店晚上有開的？

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那是家色情書店

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我是去買色情書刊

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我想都沒想過

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這個老察克…

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都跟我一起坐前座的

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絕不能信任豬不會偷吃西瓜

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（瘋狂瓦茨拉夫，下個出口）

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（瘋狂瓦茨拉夫車行）

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只要一缸煤油

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它就能跑300公頃

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這輛車從哪進口來的？

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那地方亡國了，去試駕看看吧

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你會認可…

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放進H

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孩子們，如果我們買新車

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今天停車就免費喔

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（抽中這輛車）

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你隨車附贈嗎？

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你好壞

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你隨車附贈嗎？

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你好壞

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（鴛鴦大盜亡命車）

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巴特，這是鴛鴦大盜的車喔

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尊重一點

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（第四帝國汽車，1946年至今）

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我們孜孜不倦的安全工程師
一年進行千次以上的撞車測試

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等等，那不是人偶

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這個出口封閉了

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蝙蝠車耶

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亞當韋斯特本尊耶

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小朋友，蝙蝠俠耶

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爸，那不是真的蝙蝠俠

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我當然是蝙蝠俠了

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看我跟羅賓的合照

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羅賓是誰啊？

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看來你們只熟悉新蝙蝠俠電影

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米雪菲花

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真正的貓女是茱麗瑙瑪
李麥瑞威瑟或厄莎姬特

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我還不需要填充物來強化體格

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如假包換

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蝙蝠俠怎麼都不跳舞了？

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記得蝙蝠舞嗎？

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幸會幸會

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走就對了，別做眼神接觸

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哇

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想像我開那輛掃雪車能做什麼

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（忘了阿拉莫，付錢給沒工作的我）

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（毀掉所有的樹，我不喜歡艾克）

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荷馬，我得把這些珍貴藝術品…

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偷運出白宮，但我離不開車道

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因為示威者太多了

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總統先生，這些年輕人得認清現實

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我買不起

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老兄，不必花錢，它會賺錢

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掃除旁邊車道的雪來付車款

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我真該問一下我老婆

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你老婆？

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等等，你以為我會買兩萬元的車

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就因為你發出那聲音？

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我買了

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你居然買了掃雪車，我們買不起

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我每次做蠢事，你都要生我氣

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我就不再做蠢事好了

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-好
-很好

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我絕不會再做蠢事，晚安

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-小荷，不痛嗎？
-不痛

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美枝沒算到這些傳單
跟這件型格外套

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算了，荷馬

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那種東西沒人要看啦，看喔

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搖籃車打八折喔

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跟他們說大寶寶派你來的

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我知道你聽見了，我在跟你說話

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你讓我想吐

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我們這種人就是命不好

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至少我慘到不會更慘了

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回來，尿布

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回來

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嗨，媽媽

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現在來讀讀保羅書信吧

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荷馬辛普森

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親愛的上帝，以祢無比的智慧

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當祢需要掃雪，祢知道要打的電話
是克朗代克53226

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荷馬，這也太低級了吧

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沒我的收費低喔

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那是Mr. Plow…

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我要失去掃雪車了

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爸，你考慮過買92台的
便宜廣告時段嗎？

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你看看

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三張CD有90首漁村民謠

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擊倒那個男的，夥伴們…

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划…划你的船

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快來海軍，加入你的兄弟

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現在再多送一張CD《角笛發燒友》

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我們廣告的播出時間快到了

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爸，誰會在凌晨3點17分看電視？

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酒鬼，失業者，憤怒孤單者

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看 ，是我們耶

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雖然是很爛的頻道
但辛普森一家上電視了呢

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我們的車道堆滿積雪

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老人冬天

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沒錯，我讓你們車道堆滿冰雪

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啊不然你們想怎樣

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沒怎樣喔

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-住手
-Mr. Plow

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出去，討厭的…季節

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好啦，走就走

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我頭痛，要去躺一下

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哈囉，我是Mr. Plow

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恨透了清雪機弄斷你的手了嗎？

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還有鏟雪鏟到注定心臟病發？

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快打克朗代克53226

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現在打還送你T恤喔

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（斯托克戴爾選副總統）

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他還是能給你驚喜

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但我才是真的吝嗇鬼

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我付得起工資嗎？

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絕對可以
我的工資低到你會以為我腦殘

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你有擔保跟執照的吧，Mr. Plow？

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閉嘴，小子

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千萬記住…

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打給Mr. Plow

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那是我的大名
再叫名一次，Mr. Plow

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約翰Q車道有我們電話號碼

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我們來玩等候遊戲吧

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等候遊戲好難玩
來玩好餓好餓河馬

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感謝你，Mr. Plow

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我的店能繼續開門了

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動手吧

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（春田養老院）

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我們不再是囚犯了

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自由了，想去哪都行

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（請勿談論外界狀況，感恩）

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我好冷又好害怕

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今天可能要停課了

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你看

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我們的教學一秒不間斷
都要感謝你爸爸

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禱告吧，掃雪男孩

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Mr. Plow讓大家想去哪都行

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不必靠大眾交通工具和共乘汽車

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我要頒給你榮譽市鑰

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請了，Mr. Plow

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店家招待的啤酒

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哇，老莫

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你都沒請獲釋伊朗人質喝啤酒耶

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他們本來就不該待在那的

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但荷馬是真英雄

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但願我是個英雄

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光許願是沒用的

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你得扯掉尿布，出去闖

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成為最好的巴尼

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我來了，世界

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他表現會如何，老莫？

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他會混得不錯

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你買車的事，我想錯了

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我好以你為榮喔

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Mr. Plow

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聽起來有點傻，只是想變個花樣
你能不能…

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剪指甲？刷牙？

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不是啦

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穿上Mr. Plow外套？

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找找…樂趣

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打給Mr. Plow，那是我的大名

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再叫名一次，Mr. Plow

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純白黃金啊

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什麼，怎麼會？

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（Plow大王）

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嗨呀，荷馬

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跟Plow大王說哈囉

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巴尼，你偷我創意

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安啦，荷馬

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有益身心的競爭沒什麼不對

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那不是Mr. Plow嘛

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Plow大王，留一點給我

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哇，琳達朗絲黛

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琳達朗絲黛，妳怎麼請到她的？

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我們想合作有一陣子了

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大雪開始紛飛

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你應該打給他

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快打KL54796

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響起來

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Mr. Plow是輸家

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我覺得他是酒鬼

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你最好快打電話

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給Plow大王

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你怎麼可以，巴尼？

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我為你做了那麼多

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（學力測驗指南）

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催淚之於消化不良
如同熱情洋溢之於…

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真優美

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好耶，哈佛，我來了

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巴尼，我爸爸睡了，要喝啤酒嗎？

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不好吧，明天就學力測驗了

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兩個字送給你

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放鬆，兄弟

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好吧，一罐就好

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只要你別再煩我就好

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嘿，你怎麼現在才出現在我生命？

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謝謝你，走掉的Plow大王

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佛蘭德斯，你都找我掃雪的吧？

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荷馬，你再掃雪一次

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休想

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我不需要你的假好心

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我要拿走你的錢，不幫你掃雪

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韋斯特先生，你說有工作給我的

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我45分鐘前打給你那時還有的

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再見，超人

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我不會洩露你的秘密身份

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（蝙蝠車發動鈕）

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響啊，可惡…

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Mr. Plow，再叫名一次，Mr. Plow

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哈囉，我是小松汽車逾期帳戶部人員

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你想找給車道掃雪的Mr. Plow

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我是掃雪東尼

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《天才小麻煩》裡那個

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對，他們是同志

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我該怎麼辦？

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我覺得你應該打新廣告

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新奇有創意的那種

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有了，我來饒舌

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我是Mr. Plow，我告訴你們

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我是美國最會掃雪的人

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我有大掃雪鏟，我會搬很多東東

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-拜託別唱了
-就像你的牛一樣

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不要再唱了

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發誓你絕不會再那樣做

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好吧

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（廣告公司）

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辛普森先生，我跟你保證

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我們會拍出可拯救你事業的廣告

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你知道那種電台廣告

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兩個人你來我往的嘮叨，煩死人的？

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我發明的

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常有的事

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（Mr. Plow）

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爸，那是你的廣告嗎？

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不知道

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薪火相傳給了…

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全新一代的…

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掃雪專家

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拜託市鑰還來

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這好像有咬痕

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我以為裡面有包朱古力

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不然幹嘛包著錫紙？

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沒那回事

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最強烈的暴風雪

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猛襲春田險峻的寡婦峰

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交給在現場的人粒魚

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大地一片雪白，滿目皆白

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人粒魚，拜託，報滑雪狀況

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求救…我要飛去撞山了

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跟我老婆說我愛…

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好，人粒魚

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喂，Plow大王？

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你能來為我家車道掃雪嗎？

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我家在險峻寡婦峰山頂

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不行吧，要上去就得要耗一整天

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沒辦法幫其他人的車道掃雪了

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這有一萬元鈔票在等著你喔

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是喔，上有哪個總統？

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全部都在，他們在開派對

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吉米卡特昏倒在梳化上

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哇，我馬上去

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巴尼，我想把你廣告歌的西語版

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放進我下張專輯裡

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（西語）

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（西語）

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好，你放吧

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你可以幫我車道掃雪

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但我想知道Plow大王怎麼了

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他可能只是不太尊重客戶吧

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別刮傷我的柏油路面好嗎？

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柏油路面個頭啦

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我就說，柏油路面個頭啦

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春田人熱愛的Plow大王

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受困了

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曾來這裡捐出五萬元
給謝爾比維爾舞蹈學院的巴尼岡布爾

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今天稍早受困在突然雪崩的寡婦峰

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剛好拍到他的攝影團隊

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正在山上製拍即將播出的特別節目
《尋找大腳怪》

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等等，鮑伯，看到你的手錶了

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討厭

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嘿，那是什麼？

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都我的錯，我要去救他

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（寡婦峰，道路封閉）

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小荷，拜託不要去

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這輛老車抓地力比山羊還強呢

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慢慢來…

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慢慢來

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臨終沒那麼糟嘛

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我會跟所愛的人們重聚

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我爸跟我沒澆過水的盆栽

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巴尼

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荷馬，你救了我，我沒齒難忘

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從現在起

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我們是合夥人了

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巴尼，太好了

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兩個好朋友合作無間

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連上帝都阻止不了他們

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是嗎？

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雪融了

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我們又能出門了

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我不喜歡那些青少年的長相

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這波破紀錄的熱浪

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會是可怕溫室效應造成的嗎？

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如果隆冬白天氣溫有華氏70度

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是汽車空污的代價

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你們就會原諒我留著老龐帝克了

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-喂
-喂，我是汽車收回公司人員

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我只是打給你說說話
讓你沒注意到掃雪車被收回了

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是喔，你們以為我有多傻…

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小荷，你健健康康

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救回了最好朋友

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還有一件好特別的東東

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你是指…

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Mr. Plow，那是我的大名

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再叫名一次，Mr. Plow

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我們的預報需要熱情飛雪

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好長一段時間

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熱情如火