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阿森一族

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(我不再帶小羊來班上)

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(注意安全)

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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《猛男秀》

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朗恩，哪個美女是這麼稱讚你的？

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他好性感，好想跟他啪啪喔

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好難喔，因為我都進攻過了…

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塢達，康蒂和莎絲塔

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真的沒錯

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但我還是要選莎絲塔

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因為她喜歡在沙灘上煎煙肉

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我也是

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煙肉啊

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辛普森先生，我們夫婦決定搬走了

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要去佛羅里達等死？

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是啦

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你可做幾件事幫我們賣房子

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第一，走過你家窗前

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請穿上褲子好嗎？

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-不好
-第二

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請你把去年萬聖節的南瓜燈

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收走好嗎？

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-不好
-請蓋好你家垃圾

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免得引來野生動物

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什麼？喂，麋鹿，走開

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我就是在講你，快滾出我的草皮

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（售）

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哈囉，這是什麼？

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鐵衣架，過期藥物，舊報紙…

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好，荷馬，冷靜

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把這些東東悄悄搬進你家

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荷馬，你沒在聽

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那不是你的藥

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拜託，美枝，也許我沒吃夠…

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-雌激素
-拿來啦

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啊呵咿，夥伴，吃飽飽了嗎？

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你快要吃艙底老鼠，而非吃漢堡？

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快來油炸荷蘭人號吃海鮮自助餐

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-你還要冰茶嗎？
-好喔

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快來油炸荷蘭人號餐廳

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遵命，船長

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-美枝，來去吃那家餐廳
-但我好像對海鮮過敏

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上次吃蝦子，喉嚨就閉鎖了

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全身抽搐

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蝦啊

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（吉屋出售）

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我不太會討價還價或殺價

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就照溫菲爾德夫婦的出價買了吧

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也行啦

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-那是什麼？
-我嘆

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你在這啊

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你以為你逃得掉啊？

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再見

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（售出）

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-我們不該下來這兒
-緊張嗎？麗莎，我不怪妳

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溫菲爾德夫婦就把他們突變兒子
秘藏在這裡

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巴特，溫菲爾德夫婦沒兒子

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看到那隻襪子了嗎？
那曾是他唯一的朋友

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妳好，麗莎，在黑暗中
妳不需要眼睛

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-送我吧
-巴特，不好玩

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有人說那個怪物還在…這兒

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朋友

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朋友…

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-小子，起來
-你是誰？

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我是蘿拉，你們新鄰居，你還好吧？

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她好美，說句聰明話

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我摔到屁股蛋了

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（笨手笨腳學徒搬家公司）

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吼，又來了

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我媽在屋裡，辛普森太太，請進

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你好有禮貌喔

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我家教很嚴，女士

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你好乖

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（春田歡迎你禮物籃）

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老莫小酒館終於貢獻了優待券…

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（隔熱墊倉庫）

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表示“歡迎來春田”的歡迎之意

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（去除刺青送刺青
老莫小酒館免費啤酒券）

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謝謝你，一切都好好

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我本來還猶豫要不要搬來春田

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尤其是看了時代週刊
封面故事“美國最爛城市“報導後

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那張照片可看到我們家耶

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這是送給男主人的

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《俏臀評比錄影帶》

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我猜那應該是妳了

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我猜我該說明一下

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我和蘿拉她爸兩年前離婚

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結婚時，他們都好體貼
很快就一心只顧事業…

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我的吊床，你明白嗎？
我的，不准看那邊

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這笑話妳一定沒聽過
妳喜歡痛痛冬甩嗎？

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痛痛，對嗎？

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對，妳知道濕濕威利是什麼嗎？

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這樣？

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寶貝，把妳手指放進我耳朵如何？

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不好吧，妳男朋友很像大醋埕耶

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-什麼？
-那小妞在擾亂我們心志

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-快跑
-我們講到哪了？

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有了，我正要幫你看掌相

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天呀，你會超有錢

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這是你的豪宅

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這是網球場

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這是泳池，回頭見了，巴特

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我永遠不洗這隻手了

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爸，叫巴特洗手啦

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抱歉，麗莎，這隻手不受控了

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-是它在控制我
-爸

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不要吵，小怪獸

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喂，妳願來照顧我的小天使們嗎？

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抱歉，我不是艾碧
我是她姐，我正在照顧她

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不可以，巴特，放下

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放下，巴特…

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沒海鮮自助餐了

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超鬆褲子白穿了，白穿了

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-也許蘿拉可以來
-我懂了

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巴特，保母來了，我哄你睡覺

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閉嘴

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也許我該洗手了

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蘿拉回來，我就叫她過去當保母

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太好了

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還有件事，我該小心翼翼問起的事

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-離婚的事
-對

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幸好有人記得，那可能滿尷尬的

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我知道你在想什麼，答案是好

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我想跟你朋友交往看看

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只要你安排好

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荷馬，畢竟我胃口滿正常的

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我懂妳意思

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但確認一下，不是在講食物吧

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-我不是
-對，我也不是

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-我們在講啪啪吧
-對

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我聽得一清二楚

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巴特，你在洗澡嗎？

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對，尊重一下私隱會滿好的

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改變一下下

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這不是和蘿拉要來有關吧？

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有時男人就喜歡皮膚黃得好看

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蘿拉，好驚喜啊

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-可愛，晚餐想吃什麼？
-我都好，問那個文青吧

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美女們選吧

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（泡泡水）

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（喀布爾雙男，營業中）

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（全單半價）

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-有時我真以為你想失敗
-閉嘴…

145
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我爸派駐梵大哈時，我們會吃這個

146
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拿起你的牛肉捲，來沾拉伯納醬

147
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那是很好味的拉伯納醬

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（自助餐）

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抱歉，女士
菜單上的餐點都有魚肉

150
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麵包呢？也有很多魚肉嗎？

151
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-是的
-我包包裡有涼糖

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選得好，先生呢？

153
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自助餐…

154
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等你準備好，拿這碟子去…

155
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拜託不要整盤拿走，先生

156
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來嘛，巴特，我能教瑪姬跳華爾滋

157
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就教得會你

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跟著我，把手放我腰上

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好吧

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拉褲褲

161
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那個人吃光我們所有的蝦
跟兩隻塑膠龍蝦

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那不是人，而是殘暴狂吃機器

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-六聲鐘響，閉店時間到
-沒空說話，在吃

164
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我說，我公平警示過你了

165
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嘿…

166
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但店招上寫“自助餐“耶

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-我要奮戰到底
-拜託不要，為了我

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抱歉，美枝，這是我的征戰

169
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我就像那個西班牙男
大戰風車的那個？

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-唐吉訶德
-不對

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他叫什麼來著？《夢幻騎士》

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-唐吉訶德
-錯

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那角色明明就叫唐吉訶德

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好，我會去查的

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-那是誰呢？
-不重要

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《逃過死刑》

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不妙，保守派法官來了

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-以精神病脫罪…
-沒用

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好，按下換場景按鈕，快

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慘了，你進了德州室

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（遊戲結束）

182
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再按一次悔步，就能過關了

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巴特，我得走了，轉頭見

184
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-你喜歡這女孩吧？
-你怎麼知道？

185
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我的天花鏡和監視攝影機
有時能看到更多

186
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不只能看到有誰要射殺我

187
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（我不敢相信這是律師事務所）

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自助餐

189
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辛普森先生，這是自從我打過
《說不完的故事》案那一役後

190
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最明顯的廣告不實官司了

191
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,881
那你認為我有勝算嗎？

192
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:16,842
荷馬，我不常講“英雄“二字

193
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但你是美國史上最偉大英雄

194
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（春田養老院）

195
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-我來探望爺爺的
-我來了，孩子

196
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你不是我爺爺

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拜託給個機會，你爺爺會這招嗎？

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嘿

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嘿

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嘿

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巴特，你記得我生日啊

202
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-當然，這是公車時刻表
-哇，放進口袋剛剛好

203
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爺爺，我需要忠告

204
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你有暗戀過大齡熟女嗎？

205
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:57,466
我暗戀過最老的女人

206
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她當時120歲呢

207
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,264
這是她接生尤比布萊克的照片

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00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,515
後來呢？

209
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,893
她喜歡跟金氏世界紀錄那群人為伍

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突然就沒空理我了

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我曾為那女人掛了15磅蜜蜂鬍子

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但就是不夠啊

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爸，我有些關於女人的問題

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沒看到我在看…文化活動曆嗎？

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《溺愛莫札特》進城來了

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荷馬，巴特正處於好奇年紀

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你是他爸，應該真誠地跟他談談…

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那個

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但美枝，我覺得讓他跟我一樣就好

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你確定？

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（猴子的家）

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飼養員…那兩隻猴子在相殺

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他們在啪啪

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也許你對吧，讓我們獨處一下

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這是我們父子的神聖時刻

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兒啊，女人就像…

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一個雪櫃

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大約六呎高，300磅重

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會製冰跟…等一下
其實女人比較像啤酒

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好聞，好看

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你會踩過你媽就為了拿到一罐

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但喝一罐停不了，你想再喝個女人

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我就說，你想要錢，來找啊

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因為我不知錢在哪，大白痴

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你害我想吐

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我要怎麼讓她注意到我？

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三點樹屋見，巴特，一個人來

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-謝謝你來
-我很樂意

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我好開心，一定要跟人分享

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我有男朋友了

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你不需要這個了

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男朋友？

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你會喜歡他的，他叫金寶

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金寶瓊斯？

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你沖水20分鐘了，有問題嗎？

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沒，斯金納校長

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好極了，我繼續等

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《當代校長》

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你怎麼喜歡那傢伙？

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不知道耶，也許是因為他是壞男人

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知道市長家後面發現的屍體吧？

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-金寶殺的？
-不是，但他用樹枝去篤他喔

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-蘿拉，唐博士駕到
-他來了，巴特

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-那傻人是誰？
-放了他，他只是個孩子

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只是個孩子…

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我會讓他們知道誰只是個孩子

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巴特，該睡了，我排好你的公仔了

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爸爸，要是有個很特別的女孩
但她喜歡某個笨蛋

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-不如她那種，怎麼辦？
-娶回家

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荷馬，別啦，我剛吃了蛋

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祝你打誣告官司好運，爸

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謝謝，那對我意義非凡

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各位，我要你們在金寶來之前上床

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你喜歡他什麼？

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他只是我行我素的反骨帥哥

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在那個月黑風高的夜裡

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胃口比人大的野獸衝出濃霧

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-嘿
-我就對水手長說

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收起後桅

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麥卡里斯特船長
你不是真正的船長吧？

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對

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庭上，我想展示辛普森先生
到底吃了多少蝦子

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送上來，兄弟們

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18000封信都要寄給聖誕老人的

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你想讓春田市民告聖誕老公公？

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那是在隔壁庭喔

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辛普森太太，妳老公是不是曾在…

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沒其他食物可吃時
吃掉十磅重麵粉？

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-對，但那是因為…
-證人交給你了

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-這份披薩是…
-我叫的

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辛普森太太，你們夫婦被趕出餐廳後

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你們做了什麼？

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-算是直接回家吧
-辛普森太太，妳發過誓的

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我們開車晃到凌晨3點

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去找另一間海鮮自助餐餐廳

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-你們找不到之後呢？
-就去釣魚

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那聽起來像自助餐之人會做的事嗎？

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-完全不像
-不像

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那有可能是我

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荷馬，我給你個提議，公平公正

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別這樣，美枝，讓大家看妳的美人臉

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快來看無底洞彼特
大自然最殘酷的錯誤

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快來看怪人，留下來用餐

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-他好醜喔
-聽說那是剃光毛的大猩猩

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寶貝，衣服一直刺到我，可脫掉嗎？

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好吧

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我必須採取行動

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但上面寫
“可換老莫小酒館一杯啤酒”

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-這裡是老莫小酒館吧？
-錯，這裡是老波洞洞

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給我啤酒

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討厭的歡迎你禮物籃
我就知道它會毀掉我

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喂，等等，我問一下
有亞曼達泡泡錫錫嗎？

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00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,151
嘿，我在找亞曼達泡泡錫錫

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00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,488
為何我找不到亞曼達泡泡錫錫？

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-也許你標準太高了
-你這小混蛋

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讓我查到你是誰
我就把香腸塞進你喉嚨

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把餓肚狗塞進你屁屁

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我叫金寶瓊斯，住長青街1094號

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你犯了大錯，老兄

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我就知道他遲早會穿幫的

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好耶，又生鏽又夠鈍的

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巴尼，我不在，別偷喝啤酒

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你把我當什麼可悲醉漢啊？

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有人的啤酒灑在煙灰缸裡了

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我看看，地圖呢？
長青街，有了，F5

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太誇張了，現在連褲子都在刺我了

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-快說，誰是金寶瓊斯？
-我就是

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你犯了第二個大錯，小兄弟

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拜託不要傷害我，天呀

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那就是你壞男人？

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我沒要殺你，只想刺你一刀

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算了

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最後回去查看巴尼

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我心臟停了

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跳起來了

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笨笨許願井

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金寶，我們最好別再見了

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你不是我想的那種人

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衣服還我好嗎？

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00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,894
巴特，你沒看錯他

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一如往常，又是揮刀瘋子指引明路

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要是你大到長出壞壞毛頭小子鬍鬚

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我跟你約會一秒

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哇

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00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,951
喂，我想找碧波小姐

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00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,661
她姓…

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-吳賞要
-吳賞要碧波，等等

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吳賞要碧波？

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好了，放下酒杯，吳賞要碧波