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辛普森家庭

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（我不教別人飛行）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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居民收，住戶啟

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檸檬樂免費試用品

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拿來啦

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荷馬，那是洗碗精

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對，啊不然妳想怎樣？

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核電廠要為某人辦榮退派對

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真希望我能退休

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天哪，那就太讚了

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你好啊，芳鄰

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天氣真好，我點燃了煙斗

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沒空聊，在忙

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好吧

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你有注意到他多歪斜嗎？

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好棒棒的天意啊

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我們家有一邊好像下陷了

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《胡搞瞎搞修復地基指南》

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哈囉，我是楚伊麥克洛爾

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你們可能看過我的教學錄影帶

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《戰艦封存指南》

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《自掘墳墓自救指南》

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好，在接下來的六個小時

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我會教你們該做和不該做的事

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整修好你家地基

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-準備好沒？
-好了

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先補好平面裂縫

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要和補土和補土鏟刀

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我的補土鏟刀拿來，小子

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你舖好了聚氯乙烯隔熱泡棉沒？

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-沒
-很好

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利用網蓆釘安裝好整線收納槽

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-裝好了
-我怎麼…

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在層板上塗好可粉刷塗料後

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-等一下
-你會需要防蝕…

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金屬灰泥車床

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-等一下
-要是找不到金屬灰泥車床

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就用碳纖灰泥車床

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現在猛撞車床

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（粗魯老喬，修復地基）

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看到氣泡沒？

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你家整個西側都下陷了

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可能要花你…8500整修費

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休想，又不是只有你會修復地基

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（春田電話簿）

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（粗魯老喬修復地基公司
是城裡唯一的修復地基公司）

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我看看，修復地基，有了…可惡

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現在是副總統說了算

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好，比薩斜塔，閃邊涼快去

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這則新聞可不是在同一水平的

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請看恐怖的斜屋怪談

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看看住在其中的詭怪生物

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叫他禿驢，無髮男

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他醜斃了

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我們得想想辦法

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美枝，要花8500耶

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我們戶頭裡只有500塊，還差…

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8千耶

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我可以去找工作

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嘿

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那我就能去追夢了

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住在森林裡寫日記，記下我的思緒

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3月15日，但願我有帶電視來

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天哪，我超想念電視

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你也得繼續工作才行

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（好時髦特快車）

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它是史上最美麗…

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最昂貴的火車

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好時髦特快車

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有人說它巨大到無法留在鐵軌上

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他們說對了

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我們來參加榮退派對的

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請跟著無頭煞車手走

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核電廠榮退派對

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這邊請

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（春田核電廠榮退派對）

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今晚我們聚在這裡

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向我們的親愛朋友致敬

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無聊

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他奉獻給了伯恩斯集團

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45年的忠誠服務

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傑克馬里先生

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無聊

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伯恩斯先生，若你不介意
我為傑克的特別之夜

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準備了精彩歌舞

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有位先生…

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特定的先生…

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優雅高費，英俊瀟灑

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舉世聞名

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你們久仰大名…

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他就是伯恩斯先生…

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他愛吞雲吐霧

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愛聽笑話

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他的價值超過身價十倍

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-他就是伯恩斯先生
-我就是伯恩斯先生

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-他是小蒙伯恩斯
-我是伯恩斯先生

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朋友都叫他小蒙

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你要尊稱伯恩斯先生

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伯…恩斯

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伯恩斯

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我可以說幾句話嗎？

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我…

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我需要大家關注
因為這是我的派對啊？

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拜託別逼我退休

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我就只能靠工作活下去了

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我是王老五，我的狗又死了

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-我還沒講完
-你完了

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在馬里先生離開後

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7G區會有個入門級的職缺

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滾出去，酒館打烊了

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也許我該去應徵那工作

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算了，美枝，我們都同居了

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不該一起工作

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就像聖經說的

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“你不該闖入老公火箭裡“

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聖經哪裡提過火箭了？

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提過

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美枝，我們沒那麼缺錢

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花枝，我打好履歷表了

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（美枝辛普森，履歷表）

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（家管，1980年至今）

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它可能需要補強一下

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你要打什麼上去？

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等我打好

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司機，裁縫

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大型哺乳動物館館長？

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美枝，有看到我的午餐盒嗎？

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哦，我懂了

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媽，他們料想你會撒點小謊的

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曾任職卡特總統內閣？

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你投票給他兩次啊

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花枝，說不定有人在聽哦

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我還以為那首歌是馬帝華特斯寫的

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這份履歷表令人驚嘆

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讓我成為第一位說…的吧

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-什麼？
-歡迎加入

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看來我的史瓦希利語沒你好

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對

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抱歉，有人錄取了

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討厭

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美枝，妳在犯天大錯誤

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我得在公司整天看到妳
在家整夜看到妳

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好棒棒

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但有很糟的一點

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看看頭條新聞，“加拿大舉辦公投“

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抱歉，美枝，沒空聊

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我們需要那筆錢

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我生活又很無聊

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上星期耶和華見證會傳教士登門

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我不放他們走

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他們趁我去廚房拿檸檬水那時
偷溜了出去

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對，檸檬水很好喝

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我覺得很讚

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爸媽同心協力在核電廠工作

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你們就像瑪麗和皮耶居禮夫婦

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-他們做了什麼？
-發現了鐳

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最後都死於輻射危害

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居禮夫婦來亂了，快逃

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酷

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美枝，千萬切記

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要是核電廠出狀況

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推給不會講英語的人

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蒂博爾，你救過我多少遍啊？

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奶嘴，妳的褓姆來了喲

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這什麼意思？

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妳一定病了，我看看

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老華希伯恩醫生的處方是啥？

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（《嬰幼兒疾病指南》
華希伯恩醫生石棉丸著）

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妳有水腫嗎？

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流感嗎？岩尺蛾嗎？

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蒸氣？叢林皮病？

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棚屋熱？貧人痛風？

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女僕膝？氣候瘡？

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眩暈症？黑熱病？

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你的辦公室到了

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呆呆蒂博爾搞丟了鑰匙

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但你可以信用卡弄開門

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好好玩吧

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我要做什麼？

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美枝，少來，根據妳的履歷
這機器你發明的耶

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放下書，同學們，英語考試時間到

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偏偏考試這天病了

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為什麼？…

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霸子，你看過《狼來了》嗎？

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看過一半，我發誓

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美枝，妳幹嘛？現在是午休

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一下就好，我得寫好這份報告

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美枝…歸檔為“再見拜拜”檔就好

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它會去到哪？

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放心，北鼻，管管都知道

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好消息，小子

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我找到有賣水蛭的藥房了

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其實那不算是藥房啦

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比較像釣餌店

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爺爺，你看，我很好

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真的不需要任何祖傳療法了

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口用體溫計個頭啦

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想想溫暖地帶，小子
因為會很冰涼哦

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頑童

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浪費時間者

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麵條腦袋

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妖婦

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那個女人如此迷人

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讓我心跳快得像小鹿亂撞

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我要擁有她，史密瑟斯，拉近

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近一點…

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近點，可惡

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太近了

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-哈囉
-伯恩斯先生

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不必緊張

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我只是來送你蘭花和沐浴精油的

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我對員工都超大方

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你人真好

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但核電廠工作士氣怎會如此低落

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我是亡命天使

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純化時刻到

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誰在乎啊？

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美枝，我們能怎麼做？

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你可給他們更健康的點心

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主題日活動

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像童工日嗎？

226
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,392
我想到的是搞笑帽帽日

227
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,313
再播放湯姆瓊斯的歌如何？

228
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,689
我聽了都會很開心

229
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,452
成功了…

230
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,996
健康點心來囉

231
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,956
你不能拿走我們甜甜圈

232
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,671
好了，還有誰想逞英雄的？

233
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,593
美枝，我要給妳加薪，換新辦公室

234
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,053
就在我隔壁

235
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,515
但那是我的辦公室

236
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:31,018
放心，史密瑟斯
我會把你放去最忙的地方

237
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,228
（男廁）

238
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,898
春香，冬白

239
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,483
還有什麼更讚的？

240
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,401
天啊，我憋不住了

241
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,779
不

242
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,156
霸子，你感覺如何？

243
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,116
沒得抱怨

244
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,369
那你就可以補考了？

245
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,455
我的卵巢

246
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,375
（春田小學）

247
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,836
真好騙

248
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,296
你有看過《狼來了》嗎？

249
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,631
瞄過

250
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,842
男孩喊狼來了，笑到肚子痛

251
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,051
我忘了結局了

252
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,471
霸子，那是綠燈嗎？

253
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,640
-對
-最好是

254
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,058
嘿

255
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,019
小荷荷，怎麼了？

256
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,981
我曾看很多人比我先升官

257
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,733
朋友，同事，蒂博爾

258
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,194
沒想到自己老婆也一樣

259
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,114
也許你認真點工作，也會升官的

260
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,908
開什麼玩笑，我工作累得像狗

261
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,911
是嗎？我今天去看過你三次

262
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,079
你兩次在睡覺

263
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,748
一次在亂踢用膠帶綑的球

264
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:39,169
我不跟認為我是懶鬼的女人睡

265
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,256
我要下樓去翻開沙發床

266
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,091
打開睡袋…

267
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,385
晚安

268
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,728
我昨夜又夢到她，史密瑟斯

269
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,148
你躺床上，她們從窗飛入的那種夢？

270
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,619
你一直偷看我的心願小冊，老闆

271
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,745
沒錯，史密瑟斯

272
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,581
我要你在我的豪宅裡安排雙人派對

273
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,750
我跟美枝

274
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,377
你可挖起艾爾喬遜嗎？

275
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,963
記得我們那麼做過嗎？

276
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,924
對喔，他死了

277
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,342
還相當潑辣

278
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,761
那夜後來的一切，我只想忘掉

279
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,805
那好吧，帶來她超愛的低音歌手吧

280
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,140
湯姆瓊斯

281
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,601
（嘻哈，鄉村西部日）

282
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,229
這些馬刺快搞掛我了

283
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,065
嘿，坐上去

284
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,817
兄弟，下週三才是50年代日

285
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,736
我得回家換造型

286
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,826
工資拿去

287
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,496
問題其實是出在漏水

288
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,331
只要買個五毛錢的墊圈…

289
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,249
我有更好的點子

290
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,334
滾出去

291
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,504
我車上有墊圈，送你一個

292
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,673
美枝，拿槍來

293
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,009
（玫瑰金高跟鞋）

294
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,803
（今晚，湯姆瓊斯駐唱）

295
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,015
-湯姆瓊斯嗎？
-我是

296
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:18,185
有興趣在私人派對演唱嗎？

297
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,354
抱歉，我不唱私人派對的

298
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,107
也許你該看看這個公事箱

299
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,775
好，但我看不出…

300
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,280
祝好夢，瓊斯先生

301
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,576
霸子，為逃避考試
你得過天花，潛水夫病…

302
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,246
跟那很不幸的狂犬病

303
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,580
我好像還沒好哦

304
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,125
滾蛋，女巫

305
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,628
別再找藉口了

306
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,800
（庫提斯攝影棚
此時，在不遠處…）

307
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:53,429
她的利爪深深刺入我的頭骨

308
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,305
她可用竹利爪抓爆蛤蜊

309
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,099
弄走她…

310
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,977
我們還請來了阿拉斯加大灰狼

311
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,437
他重240磅

312
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,480
咬合力強到能咬穿停車計時器

313
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,524
吵雜噪音會嚇到他

314
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:09,236
吵？那是我們今天通關密語耶

315
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,989
（吵）

316
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:22,875
老天啊

317
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,669
她一定以為你想要她的鳥蛋

318
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,046
我只吃掉一顆啦

319
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,384
乖狗狗

320
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:37,931
（春田小學）

321
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:43,020
《撒克遜英雄傳》
講的是俄國農人和農具的故事

322
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,442
狼來了…

323
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,402
你得再用心一點才行哦

324
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,406
抱歉，我不信

325
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,577
你在浪費寶貴考試時間

326
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,287
（頭皮蠟）

327
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,124
伯恩斯先生，你想見我？

328
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:10,464
不知妳今晚有沒有空來小聚一下

329
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,424
共進晚餐，共舞，共賞…

330
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,177
湯姆瓊斯先生

331
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,512
哈囉，美枝

332
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:20,974
很好，大微笑，皆大歡喜

333
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,519
我的天哪

334
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,397
我老公會超嗨的

335
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,650
妳有老公？

336
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,611
對，我可想像他的模樣了

337
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,113
強健俊美

338
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,948
衣服打結披在肩上

339
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,993
在陽光中閃耀著猛男金光

340
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,707
荷馬，伯恩斯先生今天又給我加薪了

341
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,502
那個老呆厚

342
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:51,922
妳被開除了

343
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,716
不能因為我已婚就開除我

344
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,677
我要告到你脫褲子

345
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,179
要我脫褲，不必告我哦

346
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,525
小狼，放下開胃小菜

347
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,862
該上主菜了

348
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,326
起來

349
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,703
回班上去，小子

350
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,037
沒什麼好看的

351
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,338
這是我的考卷

352
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,507
霸子，我連打分數都不想

353
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,718
除非你老實說外頭出了什麼事

354
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,052
真相是…

355
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,477
狼沒來，一切都我亂編的

356
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,396
我現在只想躺平

357
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,481
拜託別讓我吞舌頭

358
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,068
看吧，說實話是不是感覺好多了？

359
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,407
哦，天哪

360
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,701
好了，小子

361
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:05,954
下次月圓，得給你擦點大蒜

362
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,708
打輸了，不必難過

363
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:13,879
你還在吸奶時，我就在戰狼了

364
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:21,345
美枝，看那麼多蒼蠅繞著妳飛

365
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,347
妳好糟糕，女人

366
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,684
（無法置信，這是律師事務所）

367
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,436
你認為我有勝算嗎？

368
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,730
辛普森太太，算妳走運

369
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,942
我正好需要妳的性騷案

370
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,818
來重建我破碎的事業

371
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,820
要一起喝一杯嗎？

372
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,240
現在才早上9點半

373
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,158
對，但我多天沒睡了

374
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,119
最後機會

375
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,665
哦，耶

376
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,377
伯恩斯先生，我們有目擊證人
前例…

377
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,170
跟排起來長一英里的報告

378
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,507
很好，但我有十位高價律師

379
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,223
他丟下公事包跑了

380
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,809
裝滿了碎報紙

381
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,270
應該玩完了吧

382
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,647
我們這種人伸張不起正義

383
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,109
荷馬，我們走吧
免得他連你也炒了

384
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,986
我不走，伯恩斯先生

385
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:22,739
你沒為所做所為向我老婆道歉
我就不走

386
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,242
你也愛她？

387
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,660
沒錯

388
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:30,080
荷馬，我要你帶這女人
共享人生最美好時光

389
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:32,165
懂了，美枝，我們去得來速

390
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,001
然後再去第二趟

391
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,335
不可以

392
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,588
我想到更特別的安排了

393
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,727
去求救，親愛的，打給國際刑警

394
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,437
幫我弄來鋼鋸什麼的