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辛普森家庭

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（我不會埋了新同學）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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艦長日誌，星曆6051

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昨夜沒睡好

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我的裂孔疝氣大發作

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星艦太通風又潮溼

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我抱怨過，但沒人理我

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《老星艦迷航記12季：累到掛》

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觀賞原班人馬最後一趟…

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最偉大冒險之旅

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艦長，克林貢人從右側衝來了

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又是克林貢人

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史考特先生，全速前進

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不妙，艦長

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我摸不到儀表板

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爛電影，騙錢啊

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我不必坐在這忍下去，我…

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性感迷人哦

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-噢，小妞
-謝謝讚美，親愛的

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我們去參加親師座談會
乖乖跟爺爺待在家

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我們會買晚餐回來

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晚餐吃什麼？

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那要看你們的老師說什麼了

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如果你們表現好，披薩

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表現差…

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我想想…毒藥

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如果一個表現好

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-一個表現爛呢？
-毒披薩

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不行，我才不要跑兩處

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好，今年我跟花枝的老師談

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霸子老師交給你

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每年都這樣

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不如這樣

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猜我在想的1到50間的數字

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37嗎？

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可惡，猜錯了才對

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-荷馬
-拜託，美枝

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-拜託啦…
-好啦

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美國萬歲…

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美國萬歲

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（親師座談會，有難同當）

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（歡迎家長們
克拉貝寶老師，四年級）

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霸子的下列暴行被判有罪

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利用豆子和紅蘿蔔

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合成瀉藥

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拿薄荷糖跟我的避孕藥掉包

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真抱歉

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相信霸子不是真心要使壞

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使壞機會來了

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辛普森先生

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我只是想告訴你

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你把花枝教得好極了

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你一定從小就唸書給她聽吧

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沒錯，唸個不停

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8點，《歡樂時光》

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（《電視指南》，T先生）

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亨利溫克勒演的方西
擔心無法再耍帥

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我一直是三R金律的信仰者

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唸《電視指南》…

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投書《電視指南》，跟…

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更新《電視指南》

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這並非平常的做法

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但我們有目擊證人

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進來，亞瑟

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霸子把沖天砲插在哪？

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在唇和牙齦之間
小心，假牙，我來了

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（我的孩子登上春田小學榮譽榜）

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沒想到能找到更棒的保桿貼紙

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來換掉我的“牛肉在哪裡？”

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牛肉在哪裡？

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請留下桌椅，辛普森先生

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（我會努力教出更好的孩子）

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我看不出這對霸子有何幫助

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寫就對了

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逮到妳了

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荷馬 ，我們有問題了

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開什麼玩笑？

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花枝表現超完美

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我不會站在這聽妳講花枝壞話

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我們在講的是霸子

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哦，那小子

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我認為問題是出在管教

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霸子做錯事，你們應處罰他

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我們試過了

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但他總是有辦法
讓我們以為處罰他

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是挖坑給自己跳

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那小子讓你又愛又恨

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你們必須開始對他堅定不移

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我堅信施行堅定管教

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連表現最爛學生最後都能成為…

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就說最高法院首席大法官好了

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最高法院首席大法官耶

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他會和前輩一樣了不起

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約翰馬歇爾

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查爾斯伊凡斯休斯

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華倫柏格

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漢堡

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萬一我們辦不到呢？

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難說他會沉淪到什麼地步了

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好了，美女們

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準備讓砰砰霸子轟爆吧

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你好肥

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剛好有更多的我給妳愛，蜜糖

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我可憐的寶貝

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什麼？

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嗨，爸、媽

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這麼早就回來了

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天啊，看書時，時間過得真快…

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聖經

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我們帶了披薩回來

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你再不好好把話講清楚
我們只能送你去養老了

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你們已讓我在養老了

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那就把你送去變態養老院

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-在《60分鐘》看到的那種
-我會乖乖

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看你們壞壞不肖子把我假牙怎麼了

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爸，你最愛鬼扯了

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霸子弄壞我假牙

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護士偷我的錢

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我脖子上的東東越來越大顆了

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霸子老師說的就是這樣

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兒子做錯事，你顧左右而言他

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但美枝，你看他那羞愧表情

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他學到教訓了

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送他個禮物吧

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拜託，荷馬

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為什麼每次都我扮黑臉？

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好啦…

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小子，你弄壞爺爺的牙

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他也可以弄壞你的牙

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太爽了

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-不可以
-噢

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霸子，我們要處罰你餓肚子睡覺

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對，你們會讓我餓肚子才怪

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我五分鐘後就會吃到披薩

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霸子，不要自信滿滿了

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好討厭

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噢，爺爺

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我好餓

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誰快給我送吃的來啊

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我來了，小子

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荷馬，給我回來

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這附近一定有什麼可吃的

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（披薩）

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哇，也許他們這回是認真的

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從現在起，我最好改過自新…

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霸子，別告訴你媽我送來了披薩

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向我保證你會努力乖一點

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-我保證
-乖孩子

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真好騙

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（春田養老城堡）

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好樣的

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這不是牙仙子嘛

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聖誕節上映
《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》

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霸子

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別走開，龐德先生

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馬上就要開始…

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煮了

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霸子，快來

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《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》要上演了

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如果你想要懸疑…

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愛情

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看《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》就對了

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你家附近電影院即將上映
53％全新片段哦

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哇

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霸子，你有聽話去倒垃圾嗎？

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我有哦

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可惡，你們臭羊快滾出去

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小子，你這回必受罰

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爸，你可處罰我

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但你就得想想要怎麼罰我

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守在這，確認我受罰了

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不然你也可以讓我去跟米爾豪斯玩

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你在家看一下午的離奇墨西哥劇

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（西語）

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出去玩吧，你這小壞蛋

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《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》

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（新婚哦）

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（國王芥茉醬）

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叮叮噹

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叮叮噹

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霸子

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-你幹嘛這麼做？
-不知耶

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這回你一定要受罰

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你可處罰我，但…

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少耍詐，小子，我說要罰你了

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不論是赴湯蹈火，我…

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等一下下

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冰淇淋車來了

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（美國原住民冰淇淋
前“大酋長瘋狂冰淇淋”）

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我…我先來的

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我們剛才講到哪了，小子？

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我們講到你蹺掉去當陪審員那一次

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對喔

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訣竅就是自稱你歧視所有種族

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我們回來了

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我們買了甜菜

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霸子，你在挖起地毯嗎？

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對啊

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你為何讓他那麼做？

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-不知道
-處罰他啊

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好啦…霸子，進房去

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漫畫欄見了

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你怎能讓這種事發生？

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那妳怎能讓這種事發生？

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我根本不在家

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真會推責啊

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荷馬，你要你兒子…

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成為最高法院首席大法官

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還是噁爛脫衣舞男？

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難道他不能像厄爾華倫兩種都當嗎？

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厄爾華倫沒當過脫衣舞男

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現在是誰太天真了？

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你得幫忙管教你兒子

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好，美枝，我對妳發誓

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下回他再做錯事

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我絕對會處罰到底

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在今晚的《春田風情錄》

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我們要專訪打嗝45年的奇人

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殺了我吧

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殺了我吧

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但我們要先見識一下

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今天首映的新電影
《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》

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掀起的癢癢與抓抓熱

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我買到票了

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記者在韓國直播第一手畫面

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看美國卡通怎麼製成的

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但我們要先回到1928年瞧瞧

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那年你們可能見過艾爾卡彭…

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在旗桿上大跳查爾斯頓舞

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（戲劇化效果）

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同一年，首部以抓抓為主角的卡通…

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以《快樂貓》之名問世

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（完）

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該片成績不佳

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但隔年抓抓有了神隊友

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名叫癢癢的神經小老鼠

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因此締造了卡通輝煌史

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這就是他們合演的第一部卡通

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《蒸氣船癢癢》

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我的老天啊

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（完）

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戰爭期間，癢癢與抓抓放下成見

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合作力戰更大的敵人

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（回收廢鐵）

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廣告後，請看現實中的癢癢與抓抓

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波士頓有隻狂犬病鼠…

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攻擊並殺害了隻小貓，

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霸子，我不是叫你顧好奶嘴嗎？

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聽來像妳會說的話哦

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嘿，她人呢？

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（停車再開）

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我的天

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好萌哦，有寶寶在開車耶

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你們看，有隻狗在開公車呢

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嘿

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（春田懲教所）

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讚啦

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該掀起犯罪潮了

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好，小子，你該受到有史以來…

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我給你的最嚴厲處罰
這回一定罰到底

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別這樣，荷馬，不好玩了

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沒錯

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霸子，你永遠不能去看…

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《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》

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不會吧，BETA錄放影機

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爸，你一定要讓我去看那電影

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你就不能以打屁屁代替嗎？

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來啊，瘋狂打

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別用那東西對著我

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我說你不能去看電影，我會罰到底

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爸，我同意霸子應受罰

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但《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》
是界定我們這世代的關鍵事件

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要是有人不准你看登陸月球
你作何感想？

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這是我的一小步

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人類的一大步

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抱歉，處罰到底

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（《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》
今日首映）

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我不後悔

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將來你會感謝我的，兒子

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絕不可能

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不，是真的

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我小時候，很想要捕手手套

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但我爸不買給我

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我就憋氣直到昏過去

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頭去撞到咖啡桌

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醫生們認為我可能腦損了

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爸，這故事重點何在？

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我喜歡故事

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拜託讓我去看電影好嗎？

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我知道我的處罰嚴厲了些

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但我不能退縮

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歡迎你看任何想看的電視節目

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電視好爛

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我知道你現在很嘔
我會假裝你沒那麼說

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手工藝大師一小時內
可做出三個郵箱

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我還沒被舔過

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我能自得其樂，不論電影多棒

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都比不上小男孩的想像力

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-怎麼樣？
-沒很好看

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老實說

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我一生看過最好看的電影

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你絕不會相信客串的有哪些巨星

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達斯汀霍夫曼，麥可傑克遜

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他們當然都不是用本名了

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但你看得出是他們

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花枝…

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抱歉，霸子

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（《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》
諾曼麥勒原著）

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就是不一樣

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我看《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》
看了13遍了

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我看了17遍

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你們現在一定看得很膩了吧

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看過那部片的人絕不會這麼說

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扁他

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荷馬，我們想跟你談談

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那我就不能看電視了

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你們看我有多困擾

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爸，你要讓霸子去看那部電影

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我沒看過他那樣

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他有田納西威廉斯劇作女主角
特有的狂躁憂鬱了

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你們以為我沒發現嗎？

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都過了兩個月了

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你堅定不移，我以你為傲

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但我認為我們罰夠他了

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心太軟的可愛美枝

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你就是不夠高瞻遠矚

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只要我鐵腕到底

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那孩子最後可能成為
最高法院首席大法官

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我敗下陣，他最多只能成為…

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俏臀猛男賽的評審

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我不能讓那種事發生

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我不會讓那種事發生

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我不能讓那種事發生

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《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》上映中

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一張《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》

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（不准賣票給這個男孩）

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我們答應你爸不賣票給你

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（春田理髮師學院）

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《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》
最後一天

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記者在阿茲特克電影院連線報導

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在上映八個月
榮獲九項奧斯卡金像獎後

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《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》
最後一場將上映了

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明天上映的是新檔電影

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由麗莎明妮莉和米基洛克領銜主演

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是否會一樣大賣呢？

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只有時間能證明了

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爸，看來你贏了

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不對，兒子，我們雙贏

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你現在還不自知

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但我已為你開展一條特別大道

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（40年後…）

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妙了，《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》

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（經典動畫片
《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》）

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加映《美女與野獸》

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拜託，你怎麼說？

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好吧，你應該得到教訓了

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（前50名購票觀眾
可獲贈熱壓三明治一份）

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一位老人家

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跟一位最高法院首席大法官要買票

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我請你，兒子

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一共是650塊

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一份超世紀諜殺案，不要奶油

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超世紀諜殺案

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牠們打架、牠們互咬

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牠們互咬、打架、互咬

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打架…

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《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓大電影》

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下去

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下去

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（工程師學院）

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《土木工程師》，《火車大寶典》

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（畢業證書）

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（聯合太平洋鐵路公司
誠徵工程師）

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哪一個是老鼠？

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癢癢

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癢癢是個混蛋

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是啊