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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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我不会埋了新同学
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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舰长日志 星历6051
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昨夜没睡好
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我的裂孔疝气大发作
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星舰太通风又潮湿
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我抱怨过 但没人理我
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《老星舰迷航记12季：累到挂》
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观赏原班人马最后一趟…
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最伟大冒险之旅
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舰长 克林贡人从右侧冲来了
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又是克林贡人
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史考特先生 全速前进
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不妙 舰长
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我摸不到仪表板
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烂电影 骗钱啊
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我不必坐在这忍下去 我…
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性感迷人哦
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-噢 小妞
-谢谢赞美 亲爱的
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我们去参加家长座谈会
乖乖跟爷爷待在家
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我们会买晚餐回来
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晚餐吃什么
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那要看你们的老师说什么了
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如果你们表现好 披萨
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表现差…
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我想想…毒药
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如果一个表现好
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-一个表现烂呢
-毒披萨
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不行 我才不要跑两处
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好 今年我跟莉萨的老师谈
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巴特老师交给你
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每年都这样
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不如这样
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猜我在想的1到50间的数字
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37吗
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可恶 猜错了才对
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-霍默
-拜托 玛琦
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-拜托啦…
-好啦
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美国万岁…
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美国万岁
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家长座谈会 有难同当
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欢迎家长们
克拉巴普尔老师 四年级
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巴特的下列暴行被判有罪
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利用豆子和红萝卜
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合成泻药
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拿薄荷糖跟我的避孕药掉包
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真抱歉
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相信巴特不是真心要使坏
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使坏机会来了
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辛普森先生
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我只是想告诉你
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你把莉萨教得好极了
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你一定从小就念书给她听吧
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没错 念个不停
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8点 《欢乐时光》
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《电视指南》 T先生
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亨利·温克勒演的方西
担心无法再耍帅
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我一直是三R金律的信仰者
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念《电视指南》…
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写信给《电视指南》 跟…
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更新《电视指南》
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这并非平常的做法
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但我们有目击证人
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进来 阿瑟
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巴特把冲天炮插在哪
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在唇和牙龈之间
小心 假牙 我来了
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我的孩子登上春田小学荣誉榜
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没想到能找到更棒的保险杠贴纸
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来换掉我的“牛肉在哪里？”
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牛肉在哪里
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请留下桌椅 辛普森先生
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我会努力教出更好的孩子
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我看不出这对巴特有何帮助
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写就对了
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逮到你了
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霍默 我们有问题了
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开什么玩笑
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莉萨表现超完美
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我不会站在这听你讲莉萨坏话
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我们在讲的是巴特
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哦 那小子
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我认为问题是出在管教
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巴特做错事 你们应处罚他
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我们试过了
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但他总是有办法
让我们以为处罚他
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是挖坑给自己跳
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那小子让你又爱又恨
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你们必须开始对他态度坚定
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我坚信施行坚定管教
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连表现最烂学生最后都能成为…
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就说最高法院首席大法官好了
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最高法院首席大法官耶
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他会和前辈一样了不起
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约翰·马歇尔
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查尔斯·伊凡斯·休斯
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华伦·博格
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汉堡
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万一我们办不到呢
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难说他会沉沦到什么地步了
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好了 美女们
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准备让砰砰巴特爆炸吧
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你好肥
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刚好有更多的我给你爱 宝贝
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我可怜的宝贝
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什么
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嗨 爸 妈
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这么早就回来了
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天啊 看书时 时间过得真快…
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圣经
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我们带了披萨回来
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你再不好好把话讲清楚
我们只能送你去养老了
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你们已经让我在养老了
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那就把你送去变态养老院
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-在《60分钟》看到的那种
-我会乖乖的
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看你们这个混小子把我假牙怎么了
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爸 你最爱鬼扯了
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“巴特弄坏我假牙”
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“护士偷我的钱”
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“我脖子上的东东越来越大了”
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巴特老师说的就是这样
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儿子做错事 你顾左右而言他
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但玛琦 你看他那羞愧表情
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他学到教训了
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送他个礼物吧
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拜托 霍默
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为什么每次都我扮黑脸
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好啦…
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小子 你弄坏爷爷的牙
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他也可以弄坏你的牙
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太爽了
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-不可以
-噢
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巴特 我们要处罚你饿肚子睡觉
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对 你们会让我饿肚子才怪
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我五分钟后就会吃到披萨
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巴特 不要自信满满了
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好讨厌
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噢 爷爷
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我好饿
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谁快给我送吃的来啊
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我来了 小子
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霍默 给我回来
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这附近一定有什么可吃的
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披萨
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哇 也许他们这回是认真的
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从现在起 我最好改过自新…
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巴特 别告诉你妈我送来了披萨
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向我保证你会努力乖一点
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-我保证
-乖孩子
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真好骗
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春田养老院
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好样的
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这不是牙仙子嘛
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圣诞节上映《猫鼠大战大电影》
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巴特
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别走开 庞德先生
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马上就要开始…
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煮了
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巴特 快来
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《猫鼠大战大电影》要上演了
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如果你想要悬疑…
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爱情
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看《猫鼠大战大电影》就对了
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你家附近电影院即将上映
53％全新片段哦
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哇
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巴特 你有听话去倒垃圾吗
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我有哦
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可恶 你们臭羊快滚出去
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小子 你这回必须受罚
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爸 你可以处罚我
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但你就得想想要怎么罚我
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守在这 确认我受罚了
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不然你也可以让我去跟米尔豪斯玩
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你在家看一下午的离奇墨西哥剧
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（西语）
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出去玩吧 你这小坏蛋
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《猫鼠大战大电影》
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新婚哦
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国王芥茉酱
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叮叮当
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叮叮当
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巴特
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-你干嘛这么做
-不知道
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这回你一定要受罚
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你可以处罚我 但…
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少耍诈 小子 我说要罚你了
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不论是赴汤蹈火 我…
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等一下下
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冰淇淋车来了
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美国原住民冰淇淋
前“大酋长疯狂冰淇淋”
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我…我先来的
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我们刚才讲到哪了 小子
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我们讲到你逃避当陪审员那一次
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对啊
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诀窍就是自称你歧视所有种族
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我们回来了
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我们买了甜菜
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巴特 你是在拆地毯吗
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对啊
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你为何让他那么做
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-不知道
-处罚他啊
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好啦…巴特 进房去
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漫画栏见了
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你怎能让这种事发生
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那你怎能让这种事发生
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我根本不在家
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真会推责啊
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霍默 你要你儿子…
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成为最高法院首席大法官
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还是潦倒脱衣舞男
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难道他不能像厄尔·华伦两种都当吗
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厄尔·华伦没当过脱衣舞男
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现在是谁太天真了
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你得帮忙管教你儿子
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好 玛琦 我对你发誓
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下回他再做错事
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我绝对会处罚到底
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在今晚的《春田风情录》
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我们要专访打嗝45年的奇人
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杀了我吧
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杀了我吧
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但我们要先见识一下
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今天首映的新电影
《猫鼠大战大电影》
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掀起的猫鼠热
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我买到票了
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记者在韩国直播第一手画面
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看美国卡通怎么制成的
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但我们要先回到1928年瞧瞧
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那年你们可能见过艾尔·卡彭…
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在旗杆上大跳查尔斯顿舞
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戏剧化效果
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同一年 首部
以这只猫抓抓为主角的卡通…
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以《快乐猫》之名问世
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完
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该片成绩不佳
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但来年这只猫有了神队友
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名叫痒痒的神经小老鼠
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因此缔造了卡通辉煌史
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这就是他们合演的第一部卡通
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《蒸气船痒痒》
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我的老天啊
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完
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战争期间 痒痒与抓抓放下成见
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合作力战更大的敌人
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回收废铁
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广告后 请看现实中的痒痒与抓抓
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波士顿有只狂犬病鼠…
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攻击并杀害了只小猫
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巴特 我不是叫你看好玛吉吗
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听来像你会说的话哦
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嘿 她人呢
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停车再开
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我的天
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好可爱哦 有宝宝在开车耶
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你们看 有只狗在开公交车呢
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嘿
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春田惩教所
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赞啦
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该掀起犯罪潮了
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好 小子 你该受到有史以来…
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我给你的最严厉处罚
这回一定罚到底
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别这样 霍默 不好玩了
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没错
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巴特 你永远不能去看…
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《猫鼠大战大电影》
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不会吧 BETA录放机
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爸 你一定要让我去看那电影
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你就不能以打屁股代替吗
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来啊 疯狂打
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别用那东西对着我
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我说你不能去看电影 我会罚到底
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爸 我同意巴特应受罚
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但《猫鼠大战大电影》
是界定我们这世代的关键事件
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要是有人不准你看登陆月球
你作何感想
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这是我的一小步
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人类的一大步
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抱歉 处罚到底
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《猫鼠大战大电影》
今日首映
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我不后悔
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将来你会感谢我的 儿子
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绝不可能
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不 是真的
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我小时候 很想要接球手手套
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但我爸不买给我
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我就憋气直到昏过去
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头去撞到咖啡桌
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医生们认为我可能脑损伤了
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爸 这故事重点何在
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我喜欢故事
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拜托让我去看电影好吗
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我知道我的处罚严厉了些
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但我不能退缩
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欢迎你看任何想看的电视节目
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电视好烂
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我知道你现在很沮丧
我会假装你没那么说
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手工艺大师一小时内
可做出三个邮箱
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我还没被舔过
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我能自得其乐 不论电影多棒
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都比不上小男孩的想象力
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-怎么样
-没很好看
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老实说
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我一生看过最好看的电影
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你绝不会相信客串的有哪些巨星
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达斯汀·霍夫曼 迈克尔·杰克逊
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他们当然都不是用本名了
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但你看得出是他们
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莉萨…
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抱歉 巴特
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《猫鼠大战大电影》
诺曼·麦勒原著
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就是不一样
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我看《猫鼠大战大电影》
看了13遍了
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我看了17遍
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你们现在一定看得很腻了吧
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看过那部片的人绝不会这么说
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扁他
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霍默 我们想跟你谈谈
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那我就不能看电视了
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你们看我有多困扰
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爸 你要让巴特去看那部电影
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我没见过他那样
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他有田纳西威廉斯剧作女主角
特有的狂躁忧郁了
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你们以为我没发现吗
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都过了两个月了
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你坚定不移 我以你为傲
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但我认为我们罚够他了
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心太软的可爱玛琦
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你就是不够高瞻远瞩
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只要我铁腕到底
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那孩子最后可能成为
最高法院首席大法官
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我败下阵 他最多只能成为…
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俏臀猛男赛的评审
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我不能让那种事发生
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我不会让那种事发生
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我不能让那种事发生
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《猫鼠大战大电影》上映中
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一张《猫鼠大战大电影》
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不准卖票给这个男孩
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我们答应你爸不卖票给你
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春田理发师学院
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《猫鼠大战大电影》
最后一天
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记者在阿兹特克电影院联机报道
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在上映八个月
荣获九项奥斯卡金像奖后
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《猫鼠大战大电影》
最后一场将上映了
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明天上映的是新档电影
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由莉萨·明妮莉和米基·洛克领衔主演
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是否会一样大卖呢
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只有时间能证明了
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爸 看来你赢了
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不对 儿子 我们双赢
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你现在还不自知
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但我已为你开展一条特别大道
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40年后…
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妙了 《猫鼠大战大电影》
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经典动画片
《猫鼠大战大电影》
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加映《美女与野兽》
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拜托 你怎么说
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好吧 你应该得到教训了
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前50名购票观众
可获赠热压三明治一份
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一位老人家
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跟一位最高法院首席大法官要买票
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我请你 儿子
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一共是650块
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一份超世纪谍杀案 不要奶油
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超世纪谍杀案
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它们打架 它们互咬
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它们互咬 打架 互咬
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打架…
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《猫鼠大战大电影》
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下去
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下去
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工程师学院
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《土木工程师》 《火车大宝典》
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毕业证书
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联合太平洋铁路公司
诚征工程师
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哪一个是老鼠
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痒痒
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痒痒是个混蛋
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是啊
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字幕翻译：侯敏生