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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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我不再乱开处方笺
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》小丑库斯提麦片
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春田小学园游会
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斯金纳校长
这句“地球上最快乐的地方”
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版权属“迪士尼乐园”公司
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各位 这只是小小的小学园游会
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可能要打大大的官司
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你犯了大错 斯金纳
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你也是
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你惹毛了特种部队猛男
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版权逾期了
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开射
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好难玩
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选到红 进一步
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三牌奇术
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选到黑 退一步
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我不记得有批准设立这一摊
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各位再见
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快来买羊肚包享用啊
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碎心和碎肺
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塞进真的羊肚里蒸煮
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吃起来像听起来一样好吃
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良药苦口
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羊…
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羊肚包 五毛钱
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神准猜中年龄体重
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我猜你53岁 420磅
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哈…你输了
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36岁 239磅
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哦
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摩天飞船
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奥托兄 赌你不敢让它转更快
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赌了
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这东东爆炸前 我会在墨西哥
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金宝鬼屋
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好棒 鬼屋耶
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钱全交出来
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可怕吗
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嗯嗯
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喔…宝贝
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喔哦
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浮夸漫画 三美金
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小妹妹 喜欢滑轮鞋吗
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-不喜欢
-好
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大家都爱滑轮鞋
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好 可以转过来了
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我的天 我好丑
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等一下 我们就要摇出…
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我们的头奖
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著名的达夫啤酒飞船之旅
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达夫飞船之旅
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达夫啤酒
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看到麦田里的环形图案没
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那是中枢灌溉系统
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哇
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去鸟瞰超级杯赛事吧
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霍默…
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嗨 霍默
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哎哟 抱歉
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霍默…
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首先抽出二奖
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这台酷炫擦鞋机的得主是…
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奈德·法兰德斯
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不公平 我们永远不会有擦鞋机了
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我们家有一台 你没用过
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人家要那一台嘛
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飞船之旅的得主是…
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霍默·辛普森
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天啊
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嘿 你好 飞船小子
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自由自在 遨游天际
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宝贝 怎么了
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爸 你觉得我丑吗
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你在胡说什么
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莉萨 这不是真的
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只是你的浮夸卡通画像
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我是丑八怪
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没那回事 你可爱得像虫虫耳朵
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为人父者都会那么说
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爸 我可爱得像虫虫耳朵吗
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才怪 你丑得像驴屁屁
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你看吧
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我想静一静 拜托
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老莫小酒馆
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老莫 你曾认为自己没魅力吗
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不曾
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你呢 巴尼
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一秒都不曾
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是喔 帮帮我
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每个老爸都觉得自己女儿最可爱吧
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有个方法可证明
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哇 拉勒米·香烟·杰克·拉森总裁
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今年拉勒米独家赞助
春田小小姐选美赛
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政府规定我们不得在电视打广告
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啊…
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快乐似神仙
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但他们禁止不了我们办选美赛
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参赛资格是七到九岁女孩
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莉萨可以参赛
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你的女儿可获得春田小小姐后冠
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由我们的主持人欢乐哥
小丑库斯提颁发哦
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我在此为此活动或产品背书
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真美好
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我快乐得像个抽烟者…
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早上抽第一口烟那样嗨
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那有可能是莉萨
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春田小小姐选美赛
报名费只要250美金
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哦
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达夫飞船之旅一人票
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巴尼
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要花250美金跟我买飞船票吗
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好啊
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你哪来那么多钱
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某科学家给的
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因为现在不准用动物做实验了
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我这种人就可以大捞一笔
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我好丑
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牛奶
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莉萨 你听了这首歌就开心了
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原来你觉得我丑
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没有…
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你是漂亮鸭鸭之一
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嘲笑丑小鸭的漂亮鸭
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莉萨 若你能实现一个愿望
会是什么呢
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远离俗世 不再让任何人看见我
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你第二愿望
是参加春田小小姐选美赛吗
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你在说什么
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我帮你寄出报名表了
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我找不到够大的照片
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就寄出你那张溜轮鞋的好笑画像
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你怎能这么做 我不参加
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霍默 莉萨对长相已够敏感了
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她最不需要这种事
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但我认为她会赢
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爸 你看过那些选美赛佳丽吗
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嘿 没人比我宝贝女儿漂亮
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你是用女儿奴眼光在看她
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要是我能挖出别人眼球
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塞进我的眼窝里
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我会的 但我真觉得她好美
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我好感动哦
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宝贝 没人会强迫你做任何事
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但你知道你爸…
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帮你报名的钱哪来的吗
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不知
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他卖了达夫飞船之旅的票
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可是飞船之旅对他超重要
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嘿 你好 飞船小子
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自由自在 遨游天际
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我会参赛
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春田小小姐报到处
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有看到蒂娜·伊丝登吗
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你要大吃大喝 最好先拉干净
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喔哦
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安珀·丹普西
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她在同一周当上猪肉公主
和犹太小小姐
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她好美
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等等 她要使出狐狸精绝招了
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植睫毛
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那不是非法的嘛
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在巴拉圭不算
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我不可能打败这女孩
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她是选美界的杰克·尼克劳斯
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她没杰克·尼克劳斯那么迷人吧
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我是说他们都是常胜军 妈
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对啊 我也是那意思
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这样好了
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下午我带你去美容院
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让你明白你可以多美丽
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然后我再教你选美必胜招
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把泳衣塞进屁屁缝
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牙齿抹凡士林 露出闪亮灿笑
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善用古老填充术
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转头做头发
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好了没
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才刚热好身呢
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这不会有危险吗
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别担心
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我有做好防护
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小子 看到莉萨出来
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我要你猛夸她的外貌
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她会一眼看穿我的
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她不会
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女人一听到赞美
就会变成饿极嗜血怪物
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一心想要更多…
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只要赞美她们 就能得到很多回报
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像什么
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等你长大再跟你说
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那是莉萨吗
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我要打电话去天堂报案
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有个天使失踪了
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你那位同学是谁
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等等 那是妈耶
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我的老天
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他们嘴真甜 谢谢
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有两个人今晚有大餐吃了哦
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-嘿…
-哦…
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爸 你还懂女人的什么吗
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没了 就这些
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嘿 刷头小子
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你吃了一小时了
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我好想知道
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一个在冰淇淋店工作的人
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怎么保持如此曼妙身材的
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我错看你了
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我说了 踏 停…
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转 停 旋 踩 踩
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不是 踩 停 转
停 旋 踏 停
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要爆血管了
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获胜的是…莉萨·辛普森
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好 擦去泪水
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拥抱输家
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现在以胜利者之姿走台步
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喔
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我没救了
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没什么啦
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高跟鞋给我
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脚跟 脚尖…
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你真认为我能赢？
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嘿 我开始觉得我能赢了耶
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但其他女孩比我漂亮
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莉萨 身为你哥
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要我说出这句 比登天还难
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你不丑
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哦 巴特
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娇留到旅社 现在没老鼠了哦
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春田小小姐选美赛今晚举行
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自力更生
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自立自强
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大口吸气
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尽享一切
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我是安珀·丹普西
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我长大后 想当个甜姐儿
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我是帕莎琪塔·娜哈莎皮提伦
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今晚我要以塔布拉鼓
演奏“麦克阿瑟公园”
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我是说真的
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赞啦 评审 这是你们的选美皇后
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谁在你家便利商店看店啊
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你家便利商店
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我叫莉萨·辛普森
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我想成为春田小小姐
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才能让我们的城市更美好
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对 清理这臭地方
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库斯提 你早该到了
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好啦 这是什么活动
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共和党募款餐会
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你们看
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嘿 看我们
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许个愿
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做个梦
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春田小小姐
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会是哪一位
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我
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那块胸肉真难消化
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我永远不会再做那道菜了
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哦 不
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春田小小姐
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真是没完没了啊
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掌声欢迎…莉萨·辛普森
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-他们会和我一样爱你
-谢了 爸
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凡士林
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有人说爱国是老派 不酷
太“麦文”
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我要对那些人说…
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哦 美丽的美国
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辽阔的天空
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金色的麦浪
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一 二 三 四
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好工作留在城市
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没日没夜 做牛做马
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这是我最爱的选美赛桥段 因为…
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那怎么说来着
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让我有机会了解女孩们的个性
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亲自了解
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安珀 你认为人权法案…
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是好事还是坏事
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慢慢想 亲爱的
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好事
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噢…
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现在要公布第二名了
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万一获胜者无法履行职责
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千万不要铁齿说不会发生
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因为我们都记得那个谁的事
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拍…你们知道的
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好 第二名是…
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莉萨·辛普森
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那表示安珀·丹普西…
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是新任春田小小姐
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“L”代表丢下输家
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“I”代表她将赚的所得
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“T”代表她的补牙嘴
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“T”代表她的补牙嘴
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接下来…
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席卷全国的新风潮
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浪费食物
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牛奶
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但先来看看新任春田小小姐
安珀·丹普西
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参加丹麦超级连锁店开幕典礼
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史考特 大家都来凑热闹了
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从市长的私生子到我们的达夫飞船
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商店开幕典礼 达夫啤酒
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嗨 给我开好吗
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没什么大不了
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哦 人性啊
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开启该店严重胎损尖刺路障
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欢迎春田小小姐
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警告 别倒车 严重胎损
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天哪 那件礼服湿了就可惜了
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她的节杖像根避雷针更危险吧
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除非是塑料制的
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错 金属制的
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各位观众 春田小小姐…
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遭到雷击了
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医生 安珀状况如何
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哦 她不会有事
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其实她已赢得加护病房小小姐选美了
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恭喜 莉萨
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你是新任春田小小姐了
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这是你的节杖
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拿不到
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逗你的啦 拿去吧
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拿不到
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逗你的啦
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我活该
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春田蜡像馆
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春田小姐
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那不像她的身体
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那曾是露丝博士的身体
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她的头被插在恐怖室展示中
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嗨 男孩们
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我好爱那嚼泡泡糖走姿
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摇曳生姿
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身为春田小小姐 我很荣幸…
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欢迎你们来到美国 机会之地
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其实他们要被遣送回国哦
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春田镇
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现在请给出春田镇最热烈掌声
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欢迎鲍伯·霍伯先生
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市长叫什么大名
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-昆比
-漂亮
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你好 我是鲍伯…
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“我来春田干什么” 霍普
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嘿 那个昆比市长如何
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不错的高尔夫球手
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他的小白球待在水里的时间
比跳水冠军选手还久
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现在我想秀给你们看
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若开战了 你们在为什么而战
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春田小小姐
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她美炸了吧
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春田小小姐
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先是托尼·兰德尔取消行程
现在又这样
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嘿 是怎样
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我们要春田小姐
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嘿 放我下去参加帆船展
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春田建城者庆典大游行
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我要站在一包香烟上游行
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我们认为你是拉勒米完美代言人
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这是新促销方案之一
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嗯…优雅
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天佑爸爸妈妈 拉勒米香烟
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莉萨 拉勒米今年诸事不顺
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很多抽我们产品的人都…
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快死了
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我们需要年轻抽烟客取代他们
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我不想当香烟公司的代言人
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但你是年轻人的典范
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我们想让清凉麋鹿退役了
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祝福你们 男孩们
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-霍默 他们是卖冰淇淋的
-我知道
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拉勒米二世 春田小小姐
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停下花车
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拖什么拖 快走
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我恨透了给大公司当诱饵
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从现在起
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我要发声抨击社会邪恶
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从绑架狗狗
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到香烟
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《春田购物者报》 莉萨发狠
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在我献唱国歌之前
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我想说大学橄榄球…
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严重剥夺教育与艺术所需经费
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-真的吗
-扁他们
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快逃啊
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选美皇后对市长表示 你是书呆子们
在球场暴动中暴打的下一个
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各位 我们得让莉萨·辛普森走人
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弄回安珀·丹普西
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但这位警察局长的光荣警卫
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却赖着不走
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可以开这包薯片吃吗
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各位 我们的祈愿被应许了
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看看我们春田小小姐的…
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选美赛报名表
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萝丝 送一瓶香槟进来
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还要薯片沾酱哦
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莉萨·辛普森不再是春田小小姐了
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她的后冠在今早的典礼上遭收回
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显然放错影片了
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但看来是被废选美皇后的父亲
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霍默·辛普森
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填错了选美赛报名表
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在“此处不得写字”的格子里
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写了“好喔”
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都是我害你当不成选美皇后了
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你一定恨透我了
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爸 记得你为什么要我参赛吗
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不记得 我醉了吗
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可能 但重点是…
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你要我懂得欣赏自己
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现在我会了
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-真的？
-是的
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下回我再毁掉你的人生
你会记住这件事吗
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一言为定
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现在请观赏
我独家专访教宗约翰·保罗二世
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我受够了
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我无法在这烂环境下工作了
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谁想找我 我会在楼下的麦当劳
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叫周末班的来代班 我不管了
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字幕翻译：侯敏生