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辛普森家庭

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（我不會誹謗紐奧良）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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又一個窩子宮的大好天

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放開我…

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我光溜溜又溼答答

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-起床荷馬，該上教堂了
-人家不想去

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-你一定要上教堂
-外頭太冷了

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我厭倦了星期天之爭，穿衣服

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討厭的癢癢教堂褲

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-單一尺寸，誰都能穿個頭啦
-快點，我們要遲到了

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甭提了，我不去了

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-嘿，荷馬呢？
-你爸在…休息

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宿醉式休息？
還是被炒魷魚式休息，幫我一下

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我只是個烤透透的肉桂捲
永不想下床

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得去尿一下，想啊…

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想啊…

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最好快起來

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門開開尿尿，我喜歡

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為什麼…蒂莉拉

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（冷笑話收音機）

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KBBL電台氣溫零下11度
希望你們身在暖和處

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當然，可愛的…

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小屁蛋

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-壁爐好像不能用了
-吼，是怎樣？

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但忘了吧
讓心思專注於耶利米哀歌

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長版的

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我們心中的快樂止息
跳舞變為悲哀

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我穿著小褲褲

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這是個完美時機
來特製我專利發明的太空時代…

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好棒棒月球鬆餅

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我看看

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焦糖，鬆餅糊，煙燻液

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滿出來的鬆餅

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肥滋滋

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他被拋進地獄的火熱大鍋裡

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灼熱，滾燙的熱熔硫磺

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我身歷其境

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來，乖狗狗

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好了…

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主日學結束了，平靜離去吧

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門被凍住了，這是唯一出口

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我們的天父啊

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花枝，天不時地不利的啦

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我們剛聽了強尼卡爾霍恩…

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唱的“要給自己找個比基尼精靈”

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當然，後來，強尼下一張專輯

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是他發表右翼政治觀點的口語唱片

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算是扼殺了他的演唱生涯

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知道那張專輯名
快打來我們的參賽專線

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我知道

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（強尼卡爾霍恩，《我的信仰》）

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-喂，我是荷馬辛普森
-荷馬，說出專輯名好嗎？

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《我的信仰》

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算他答對了嗎？

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門解封得如何了，威利？

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神蹟是歸你管的，牧師

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一邊等候
一邊聽我唸《星期日報》如何？

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牌桌拍賣，桌面嚴重毀損
少一根腳，其他狀況良好

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一塊錢起標

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你們一定是我派人叫來的整脊師

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開始整我的脊椎吧

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老莫，我們不懂什麼整脊的

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聽小姐的話就對了
抓起她的脊椎，弄得嗄嗄作響

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老莫是他們老大

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-可惡
-嘿

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拜託…基督徒，不要推擠

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抱歉，不好意思，借過
你好嗎？美帽哦，北鼻

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快啊，電視，快給我嗨到爽啊

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各位，來定義名詞吧
我們在探討的是重新劃分選區

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還是議席重新分配

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哦，不可能好運連連啦

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《政治大論戰》

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我們要中斷公共事務節目
插播美式足球賽

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讚啦

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踩一下油門，不對…太用力了

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-知道我認為怎樣有用嗎？
-怎樣有用？

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當我沒說

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98碼的三重假傳後
比數追平到63比63

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今天賽事看得我們眼花瞭亂

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接吻強盜夢嘉那到訪三回

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吉姆布朗的驚世回歸

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那是我想的那個嗎？

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我撿到一分錢

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我人生中還有哪天比今天美好的嗎？

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（啤酒）

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看來我們有個新冠軍了

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親愛的家人們，教堂還好嗎？

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我就不一樣了
我度過人生中最美好的一天

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全要感謝蹺掉教堂

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你不該說這種鬼話

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孩子們，你們父親不是說真的

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說假的才怪
美枝，我永遠不上教堂了

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荷馬，你真要放棄信仰？

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沒啦…

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哦，對啦

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你居然要放棄上教堂，荷馬

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每週日都去某建物裡，有何大不了？

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-上帝不是無所不在嗎？
-阿門，弟兄

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全能的上帝
沒更重要的事要操煩嗎？

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難道他會在意某個小男人
這星期沒花一小時上教堂？

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說得好，爹地

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萬一我們選錯信仰呢？

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每星期只會更加惹惱上帝

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懺悔啦

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上帝，我老公並不完美

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但他是個正直好人

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請讓他明白他誤入歧途

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-美枝，上床來
-不要，荷馬

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他無意褻瀆，上帝
他只是愛在星期天睡懶覺

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美枝，上床來…

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上帝，他不是壞人
真的，他只是有時候…

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越痛越舒服哦

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他沒有惡意

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我等不及…

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（喔哦）

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上帝？

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你不上我的教堂了

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-算是吧，但…
-但什麼？

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我不是壞人，認真工作愛小孩

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為何要每週日去聽怎麼下地獄？

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你說得有理

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有時連我也寧願看美式足球賽

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-聖路易還有球隊嗎？
-沒了，搬去鳳凰城了

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對喔

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知道我最討厭教堂的什麼嗎？
無聊的佈道

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我不能同意更多了

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那個蘭教牧師真令我不爽

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-我給他個口瘡好了
-幫我給他一個

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我會的

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我想我應該試著好好生活

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用自己的方式信奉祢

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荷馬，一言為定

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失陪了，我得現身在墨西哥薄餅上了

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-爸，問個問題好嗎？
-問，寶貝

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你為什麼要獻身給褻瀆上帝？

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放心，甜心，萬一我錯了
臨死前放棄就好

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動物朋友們，願你們平安喜樂

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求你們了，饒了我五分鐘好嗎？

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蘭教牧師

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我請你來家裡吃飯另有動機

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-什麼？
-不是什麼壞事

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我只是擔憂

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因為我老公最近都沒去聽你佈道

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我不確定自己在做對的事

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後來上帝親自跟我說
我應另闢新徑

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-真的？
-對啊

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他現身在我夢裡
我就知道那很特別

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因為我平常只會夢到裸體…

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美枝

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荷馬，你看過老大哥了，他帥不帥？

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完美潔牙，笑容可掬，人超好的

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荷馬，你瘋了
跟他說這太瘋狂了

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荷馬，我要你想想
馬太福音7章26節

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好比一個無知的人
把房子蓋在沙土上

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那你要記起…

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馬太福音21章17節？

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於是離開他們，出城到伯大尼去
在那裡住宿？

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對，好好想想

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喂，公司，我是荷馬辛普森
我明天不進公司了

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宗教節日

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什麼節…

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-最大容量節
-你好詐

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你應加入我的宗教，老莫
很讚，沒地獄，不必跪禱…

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抱歉，荷馬，我生為弄蛇人
死為弄蛇鬼

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芳鄰，我聽說你的異端行為了

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我們的使命是把你贏回來

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-謝絕推銷
-荷馬，基督徒生活…

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不全是禱告和奉獻

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嘿 ，聽了

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上帝對諾亞說，會有大洪災

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下大雨了

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開始泥濘不堪

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把動物們弄上方舟

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-不要煩我
-爸，異教徒跑了

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我看到了，兒子

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（春田港）

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-我們要去哪？
-垃圾島

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（《癢癢鼠和抓抓貓》
“搶我上月球”）

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（登陸月球在今日）

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走了，孩子們

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為何我們非得上教堂

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爸卻能待在家爽看卡通？

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我有責任好好養育孩子們

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除非你變好
不然我只能說他們的爸是…

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怪咖

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孩子們，我跟你們說
另一個所謂“怪咖”的事

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他一頭長髮，創意十足

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不常做其他人認為對的事

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那個人名叫…

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我忘了，但重點是…

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我也忘了

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美枝，你知道我在講誰
他曾開著那台藍車

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孩子們，出去等我們好嗎？

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00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,972
荷馬，拜託別逼我

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00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,933
只能老公和上帝中間擇其一
因為你贏不了的

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妳又來了 ，老是挺別人

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法蘭德斯、自來水廠、上帝…

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我再問你最後一次

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你確定不跟我們上教堂？

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接下來播出《手作梯子》

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超確定

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（春田第一教堂
今日主題“當荷馬遇見撒旦”）

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朋友們，惡魔就在我們之中

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我抓到他了

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不要看那長柄叉和尖尾

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當今惡魔會以誘人外型出現

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取悅大家

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《花花男子》

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洛恩邁克爾斯專訪

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等等，難看

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這還差不多

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我們厚臉皮字典定義的I.U.D.

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“體內湧愛“

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看不懂

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你好，我在為猶太小丑弟兄會募款

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去年龍捲風奪走了
75位猶太小丑的性命

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最慘風災發生在聚會之際

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就在德州勒波克

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到處都漂著大頭鞋和彩虹假髮

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太悲慘了

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等等，這和宗教有關嗎？

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-信仰宗教的小丑，對
-抱歉

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上帝保佑你…

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記住安息日，保持聖潔

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（一箱達夫啤酒）

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阿普，我看你沒去上教堂

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但我有信仰，我拜象神的

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普世智慧之神，神龕在員工休息室

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-象神兄，要吃花生嗎？
-拜託別供奉花生給我的神

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無意冒犯，阿普，但他們在傳教時

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你一定去尿尿了吧

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辛普森先生，付錢出去，以後再來

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驕傲在敗壞以先

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天啊，眾人皆笨我獨聰

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美枝，關掉暖氣，舒服多了

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失火了，怎麼辦？

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那首宣導歌…

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火在燒，你要學會…

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什麼有的沒的，就能化險為夷

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老辛普森家失火了

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（消防隊長）

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偷東西會身敗名裂

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我們不會的

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小賈姆舍德，店交給你了

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我等這天等好久了

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（春田義消隊）

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你們鴨鴨在考驗我的耐性哦

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但你們好萌哦

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荷馬…

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慘了

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親愛的上帝，願祢的愛之手

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引導荷馬飛上床墊，平安無恙

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好人做到底

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法蘭德斯，你救了我，為什麼？

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吼，你也會對我做同樣的事

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救命…

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沒錯，老友

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-爸
-小荷荷，你沒事吧？

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我們的雜誌和小強屋沒了，全沒了

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我救了你們的貓

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好痛

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喂，斧頭能幹嘛？

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-不知耶，砍東西
-懂了

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砍得好

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真的，這是上帝之作

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等一下

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法蘭德斯是教堂常客
上帝卻沒救他家

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可惡

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（全災保險）

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家中有任何財物嗎？

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畢卡索名畫，我蒐藏的經典名車

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抱歉

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公司只理賠真實災損，想像的不賠

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吼，氣死我了

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（V6新聞台）

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消防隊的世仇

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-貪得無厭、無悔意、火滅不了
-嘿，火滅了

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接下來播出

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“哪種好用，彈簧衣夾或其他？”

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我感覺這是寶貴的一課

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沒錯，教訓就是…

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不要劇透，我會頓悟的

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我知道了，上帝最記仇了

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惡毒神，顯靈看看誰該死
他們就會去死

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荷馬，上帝沒放火燒你家

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對，但祂在感化你的親朋好友們

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他們來救你時
不分基督徒，猶太人或…

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-雜教徒
-印度教徒，我們有七億人哦

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-好棒棒
-我對你們每個人失禮了

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你們可讓我燒成焦炭，卻救了我

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焦得像我出名的鬆餅

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小荷荷，好高興聽你這麼說

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要再試試上教堂嗎？

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我下星期天會去坐在第一排中間的

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別難過，荷馬

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十之八九的信徒
信教第一年都失敗了

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你輸了，罕醉克斯

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上帝，問祢個事

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-生命的意義是什麼？
-荷馬，我不能跟你說

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-拜託嘛
-你掛掉那刻就會頓悟

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-我等不了那麼久
-你連半年都等不了？

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對，現在說

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哦…好吧

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生命的意義是…