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辛普森家庭

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（我不叫“死神博士”）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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（書店）

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慘了

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歡迎觀賞在內華達美麗的拉芙琳
現場直播的美國美少女選美會

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由梅莉史翠普萬用香水冠名贊助

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（梅莉史翠普萬用香水）

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花少少錢，香似史翠普

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我是主持人楚伊麥克勞爾
歡迎佳麗亮麗出場

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芳華17，認清事實

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人們只愛選美皇后

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像是南達科塔小姐

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北卡羅萊納小姐

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印第安納小姐

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-阿拉斯加小姐
-孩子們，我晚上不在家…

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（小丑庫斯提牌苗條美味餐）

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我給你們留了低卡微波電視餐

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好的

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我要參加舞台劇選角會

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音樂劇版的《慾望街車》

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很令人興奮吧？

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依我看，她們都是優勝者

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我們將會淘汰掉40位佳麗

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介紹一下出類拔萃的評審團

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護膚顧問蘿薇娜

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特約專欄作家威廉喬治

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象徵性黑人成員德瑞里克泰圖

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及聲名狼籍最醜服裝造型黑名單
幕後黑手波斯威爾先生

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波斯威爾先生
能透露一下今年黑名單有誰嗎？

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歌蒂韓，筆記一下

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啦啦隊過氣30年了
別裝嫩了，好嗎？

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他有夠毒舌的

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我高中畢業後就沒演過戲了

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我覺得這是社交的好機會

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有意思

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我整天都和奶嘴在一起

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有時候我好像不存在似的

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有意思

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該公布五位決賽者名單了
第一位

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蒙大拿小姐

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孤山美人

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-南卡羅萊納小姐
-美得冒泡

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德拉瓦小姐

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她好好

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-美枝，別殺豬了
-荷馬，我就會去參加選角…

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你們看，去年的選美皇后
黛博拉戴爾絲摩伍德

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今晚我就要將后冠交出去了

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我想最後一次向大家賠罪

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請原諒我在聯合國的不當言論

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奶嘴，不要吵了

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請問妳是要去哪裡？

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參加舞台劇選角會

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妳從沒跟我提起過哦

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我講過幾百遍了

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那是音樂劇版的《慾望街車》

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不好意思，妳說過，我一定記得

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我又不是老呆

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-我跟你說過…
-孩子們，挺我一下

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-他說得對，媽
-抱歉

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荷馬勝

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-對不起，老公
-沒關係，人無完人

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（春田社區中心，《哦！街車》）

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（音樂劇選角會今晚舉行）

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妳好啊，芳鄰

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奈德，我都不知你是個演員

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如假包換，我還演過《慾望街車》呢

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我飾演過白蘭琪杜波依斯

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只是唸男校的樂趣之一

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大家好，我是路埃林辛克萊

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我生平導過三齣舞台劇
就心臟病發過三次

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我就是那麼投入
我打算…再來第四次

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我還是去報名書法班好了

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別傻了，顏蒸親先生是個瘋子

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-肅靜
-抱歉

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我可是很難搞的

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導《致敬光光節》那時候

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把好幾個卡司成員弄哭哭

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難道是我對小四生期望太高了？

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劇評《什麼愛的劇》不辯自明

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想演史丹利的，脫衣服

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衣服脫掉

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脫光光，快…

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不優，去上健身房吧

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我的媽

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老兄，我的屁屁更惹人愛哦

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-你就是我的史丹利
-好棒棒

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不賴吧，美枝，老鮮肉史丹利

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史黛拉…

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-嘿，看看我…
-下一位

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-回家來吧，比爾寶…
-下一位

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-一定有…
-下一位

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不謝哦

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你們都好爛

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你們不懂白蘭琪是嬌嫩花朵

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遭到粗野蠢蛋踐踏…

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算了，解散，清場

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-這齣戲真是…
-荷馬，我沒錄取

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你對，業餘嗜好太白目

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等一下

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我現在就回家

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好，我會去買一桶炸雞，多點雞皮

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春捲，巧克力奶油百滙...

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不准苦毒我的白蘭琪

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我演的是個被逼瘋的南方美熟女

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把她逼瘋的是殘暴的姐夫史丹利

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哇，我媽是演員耶
我好像露西阿納茲盧金比爾哦

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戲裡有喋喋不休的機器人嗎？

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應該沒有

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霸子，別問笨問題
有正面全裸嗎？

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沒有，荷馬

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我是海倫，飾演史黛拉

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我叫阿布，演史提夫

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（糖果）

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我是奧托，扮演帕布羅

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萊諾，律師

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我要提出集體訴訟，控告導演

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代表所有被卡掉的人告死他

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我還要演出米奇

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我是美枝辛普森，我演的是白蘭琪

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我做了花生醬布朗尼請大家吃

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還有誰想嚐嚐平庸陳腐的？

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我想

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-史丹利
-在

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你…渾身充滿野獸慾望

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粗暴抓起白蘭琪，把她丟上床

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收到

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好萌哦，可惜沒帶相機

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拿去，我姐開了家托嬰中心

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就幾週不會傷到她吧

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（愛茵蘭德幼幼園）

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奶嘴對罐頭梨子過敏

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她睡前愛喝一瓶溫牛奶

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喝一瓶奶？

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辛普森太太
妳可知道要奶喝的寶寶

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是在說什麼嗎？

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她在說“我是隻水蛭”

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我們的目標是培養內在奶瓶

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聽來好嚴苛

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辛普森太太，不是我愛老王賣瓜

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只是全城就我們一家托嬰中心

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現在沒受到州政府稽查的

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奶嘴，乖乖聽話哦

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抱歉，奶嘴，不准吸奶嘴

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-妳是美女，我是猛男
-住手，不然我會跟史黛拉說

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激情，辛普森太太，憤怒
這渣男令妳作嘔

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-人家只是想要個抱抱
-我會用破瓶刺花你的臉

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來，美枝，讓我來

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不想當個花瓶白蘭琪
我總會這麼做的

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拿去，好棒棒刺臉瓶

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辛普森太太
如果妳打算害我日子難過

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妳成功了

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我要帶瓶甜酒爬上床了，別了

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慢慢來，帥啦…

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-可惡
-七號和十號瓶分開開

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荷馬，陪我對戲唸台詞好嗎？

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-叫霸子陪妳
-一下下就好

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洗溝球

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可惡，看到沒，美枝？
妳沉醉在自己的小世界裡

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就忘了別人也很不好過

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（助人無益）

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（A就是A）

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《源頭飲食》

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不愛睡午覺啊？
我們有適合妳這種寶寶的好地方

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禁閉箱

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好，讓迪克西業餘者之夜登場吧

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對不起，路埃文，我只是…

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我只是搞不懂白蘭琪為什麼
非要拿破瓶刺花史丹利的臉

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難到她就不能一笑置之嗎？

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美枝，回家專車來囉

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荷馬，等我幾分鐘就好

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妳是美女，我是猛男

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-史丹利，住手，不然跟史黛拉說
-美枝…

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我要妳火山爆發，妳只給我小火花

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美枝，給我銅板買糖好嗎？

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拿去

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嘿，居然有十塊錢耶

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我只是不懂史丹利哪有那麼壞

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史丹利是個無良暴力男

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美枝，妳跟他在一起的每一秒

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他都在蹂躝妳脆弱心靈
妳不能讓他得逞

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把拔抱抱
美枝，我在外頭車上等妳

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人家只是想要個抱抱

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美枝，不走就拉倒

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我會用破瓶刺花你的臉

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哈雷路亞，我又辦到了

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-奈德，你應該駕馭她
-我在努力了…

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-給我鹽
-拿去，荷馬

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什麼…幹嘛這口氣？

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明天要登台了，我得進入角色

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媽，這樣有幫助嗎

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-我也用這種口氣說話
-也許有

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我要用這口氣，鮑伯是你叔叔

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沒什麼幫助，霸子

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大老爹，傳來小餅乾好嗎？

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明天能蹺課嗎？我內臟痛痛

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我家是杜鵑窩啊

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拜了，孩子們，我要去跟奈德對戲

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那甜點咧？

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老天，你不會自己拉開布丁罐蓋哦

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好，我拉

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毀了，布丁永遠出不來了

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我會自己弄開布丁罐蓋吧？

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教教我啊，美枝

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美枝

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嘿，美枝

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再吼啊，大潑猴

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妳對荷馬有點太嚴厲了吧？

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別理他，排演破瓶那場戲吧

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別演了，假裝排過就好

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舞台劇幾點開演？

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-你要來看？
-不去不行吧

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你不會愛看的，沒打保齡球的戲

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-等等，有耶
-可能不多

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為什麼不能多點支持鼓勵？

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因為我不在乎，好嗎？
我無法裝得很有興趣

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我很會假裝對妳的怪奇計畫有興趣了

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-什麼怪奇計畫？
-就是妳的畫畫課

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急救課程，拉梅茲什麼鬼的

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你為什麼不跟我坦白說？

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妳明知我從不惹妳傷心難過的

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晚安

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乖乖玩，小人兒們，很好…

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奶嘴，可憐的小笨笨

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嘿，小朋友，我很防火的哦

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要是我壞了，再買個新的

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奶嘴，我們該去…

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寶寶啊

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（春田社區中心
只有今晚上演《哦，街車》）

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也許我們都有點瘋
戴著可笑小丑鈴鐺帽

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遊走在舞台邊緣

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但今晚你們將從眼神死老百姓

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搖身一變成為火紅娛樂巨星

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你例外，你沒在健身，我替你演

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討厭

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早在超級巨蛋出現前

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美式足球紐奧良聖徒隊主場建造前

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被詛咒者的家園城市早已存在

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聆聽他們的地獄詩歌吧

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紐奧良

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海盜，酒鬼和娼妓之家
紐奧良

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（慾望號）

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又貴又俗氣的紀念品店

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你想入地獄，來趟紐奧良

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去看密西西比上的所多瑪和蛾摩拉

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紐奧良

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噁臭、腐爛、作嘔，污穢紐奧良

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墮落、可厭、長蛆，惡臭紐奧良

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骯髒、糟糕、卑鄙，下流紐奧良

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怎麼了，蜜糖？迷路了嗎？

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-我在找我姐，史黛拉
-媽出場了

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我叫白蘭琪杜波依斯

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我以為人生會像狂歡節

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無止盡的派對

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我人老珠黃，身無分文

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我來收《明星晚報》的

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過來

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我想吻你，一次就好

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溫柔甜蜜地親吻你的唇

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我只是個單純報童

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不想談戀愛

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只想要四毛錢

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上星期送報的工錢

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這妖媚蕩婦…

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會勾引這卑微送報人

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哦，報童該怎麼…

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做？

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史黛拉

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史黛拉

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妳聽不見我嘶吼嗎？

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妳害我墜入地獄

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史黛拉…

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酷，她會飛耶

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那應該是象徵她快發狂了哦

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不管你是誰

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我一直仰賴陌生人的善意

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你永遠可仰賴陌生人的善意

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振作起來，杜絕危險

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這是白蘭琪的處世良策

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陌生人只是未曾相識朋友

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未曾相識

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街車

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你們才是真正的明星

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酷

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-看我，我是白蘭琪杜波依斯
-媽

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-演得好，媽
-大家都為妳喝采耶

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-有人例外
-孩子們，去車上等

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我想和你們媽談談演戲的事

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00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,956
想跟姑娘找樂子啊，大佬？

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閉嘴，臭小子，美枝，妳好讚

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少來了，荷馬，你無聊透頂了

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自私到連頭都沒抬起來過

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00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,967
我不是無聊，是悲傷

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我真的好難過那個女的…

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知道我講誰吧，妳演的那個

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-白蘭琪
-對，白蘭琪那麼傷悲

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那個史丹利應該善待她的

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繼續

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看了讓我好虐心

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那個小可憐最後被拖進瘋人院

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她只需要大老粗尊重她一下就好

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至少我是這麼想的

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這類的事，我常劃錯重點

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沒那回事，荷馬，你抓到重點了

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-我很像那傢伙耶
-有像嗎？

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我老用郵件剔牙什麼的

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也許只有一點像吧