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辛普森家庭

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（這處罰不會無聊又沒重點）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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（書店）

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不

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同學們，明天就放暑假了

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發成績單吧

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（成績單不及格，算術、社會研究
操行、歷史、美術、體育）

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慘了，克拉貝寶老師

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我平均成績沒拿到C
爸不會讓我去庫斯提營的

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這樣對其他同學不公平，但管他的

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感激不盡，正妹

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霸子辛普森，我會好想你

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各位同學注意，我是斯金納校長

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你們記得帶破壞工具來吧？

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毀了這鬼地方

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大放暑假

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永遠不必上學

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放火燒了永久記錄，快點

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起床，小子

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-我夢見明天就放暑假了
-你沒做夢

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（6月12日）

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我怎知這不是美夢一場罷了

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傳統上都是掐一下就好

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（庫斯提營）

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荷馬，記得對孩子們的承諾吧

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當然，滿18就給我滾出家門

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不是啦，你承諾我跟霸子
平均成績拿到丙

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就能去庫斯提營

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不是有人故作謙遜
你們看到的是個快樂野營客

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看到我成績單時，千萬記得

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今年學校採用全新評分系統

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好到壞的順序是丁、乙、甲、丙

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小子，我們講好的
你最好盡你的本分

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我不是那種心軟老爸

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你只拿到丁，我還讓你去庫斯提營

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-可是爸…
-兒子

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你一生中真想要什麼
要靠努力獲得，別吵了

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要公布樂透中獎號碼了

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-17
-可惡

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-23
-可惡

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-5
-可惡

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8

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-47
-可惡

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各位同學注意，請清空置物櫃

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把垃圾丟進廢物桶

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36、24、36

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看我們有什麼好物

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運動短褲

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發期末總成績單了

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（在個乎，看本書）

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我對你們無話可說，不介意的話

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安靜殺時間就好

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我不曾拿過乙的

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怎麼可能？我覺得好骯髒

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去不掉的髒污

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夠了，冷靜

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一定只是打字打錯了

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胡芙老師，我的成績單打錯字了

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妳操行只給我乙上

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花枝，人一生的永久記錄
都要有個污點

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可能是我沒說清楚，妳該再三思

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花枝，妳弄痛我了

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克拉貝寶老師，評我的期末總成績

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希望妳有注意到我所有課本

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都潔淨無瑕的歸還了哦

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有幾本連包裝都沒拆開

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（數學）

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加倍注意到了

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我還想說，當我凝視妳的美貌

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竟發現妳像下凡的仙女

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少來，短褲弟

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克拉貝寶老師，平均成績沒拿到丙

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我就不能去庫斯提營了

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祝你暑假快樂宅在家

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五…

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四…

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三…

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-二…
-別張嘴

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一

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等等，你們還不知二戰結局如何

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我們打贏了

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美國萬歲…

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西貢淪陷事件後
就沒看過如此混亂的鳥獸散

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威廉，又過了一學年

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我說一下，幹得漂亮，長官

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去工作吧

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好好刷洗那些馬桶

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我回來要看到老姑娘們閃閃發亮

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遵命，長官

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你這假仙的奶油小生

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讚啦，整整三個月
可吃罐頭義大利麵配日間電視

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霸子，你能跟我一起
盡享庫斯提營的田園美景嗎？

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當然，看招，全甲

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甲上？

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你至少也該偽造可信的成績吧

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小朋友，史上最讚夏令營
報名時間剩一週就截止了

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快來庫斯提營

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庫斯提營建在真正的印第安墳場上

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我們有弓箭場，手作皮夾室
應有盡有

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小胖胖有福了
我獨家的減肥妙計超神的

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成果驚人

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最棒的是，只要來到庫斯提營

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就能跟我廝混整個暑假，真心不騙

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早死早超生

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可惡，討厭的輪鞋

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爸，請看我的成績單
你會超驚喜的

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甲上？你不太瞭我吧，小子

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-對，爸
-要從丁進步到乙…

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超簡單的，你就是太貪了

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那我不能去夏令營了？

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霸子，我們講好的

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我以為那會激勵你成績進步
但並沒有

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但何必要你為我的誤判負責？

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-我可以去了？
-對，我不要你…

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整個暑假都窩在家

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你是全天下最棒的父親

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謝了，兒子，快把你的小手手…

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伸進除草機拉出輪鞋看看？

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當我沒說

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霸子，你的泳褲呢？

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-我要裸泳
-什麼？

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對，會有幾個正經八百輔導員

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不瞭我的霸子哲學

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但我覺得人體是絕美尤物

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美枝，是我瘋了
還是我的背更毛茸茸了？

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去夏令營前，我得打針預防瘧疾

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德國麻疹、日本腦炎、麻瘋病…

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哦，看來妳得了疑病症

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只有一種萬靈藥，棒棒糖

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不要敷衍我，醫生

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吃了這頓晚餐，我們要分離六週
我告訴自己不哭的

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我會好懷念這場面

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-放開我的酸黃瓜
-上面又沒寫你的名字

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對，但…

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是喔？

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將軍

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總是未雨綢繆啊

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你從影像處理營回來後再見了

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少給我口蜜腹劍了

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這是減肥營，爹地的肥肥小祕密

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你保證過不會鬧場的

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再見，我特別的小傢伙

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花枝，小心毒藤
切記，三葉的，離遠遠的

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四葉的，多吃點

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-再見
-再見，媽

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-拜
-再見，爸

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-拜拜
-我會每天寫信給你

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別看我衣櫃裡
這樣吧，別進我房間

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有寵物掛了，別掉包，我會知道

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拜了，不要回來了

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（庫斯提營，天底下最庫斯提之地）

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小朋友，歡迎來到庫斯提營

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我們幾週後再見，現在
我要把一切交給…

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我在全世界上最好的兄弟

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黑心先生

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-我要你們尊敬…
-黑心先生

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就像尊重我一樣

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-請歡迎…
-黑心先生

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謝謝庫斯提，歡迎小朋友們
我是黑心先生，你們的輔導長

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過去15年
我曾是歐陸庫斯提王國董事長

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最後它爆掉了

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我會回答你們的任何問題
你，再一個就好

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可以叫你黑心叔嗎？

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不行，最後一問

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-何時可見到庫斯提？
-他最後一定會來的

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現在我們的輔導員
多夫，金寶和克尼

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會很樂意幫你們處理任何問題

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這裡有個闖禍精哦

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你可獨佔淋浴間了，我洗好了

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還沒哦

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你們的木屋到了，不喜歡，拉倒

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這裡比我預期得還破舊

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我不煩惱，花枝，為什麼呢？
因為這個

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庫斯提牌的認可商標
只有官方周邊商品才會有的

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完全符合小丑庫斯提的高標

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（庫斯提牌認可商標）

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（商品測試中）

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哎喲，我該事先警告你的

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插頭一直插著，這時鐘會熱到發燙

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沒關係，這些東東都沒問題

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好，我要去溫布頓了

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-不能烤棉花糖球嗎？
-閉嘴，吃你的毬果

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（汽油）

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-確定安全嗎？
-安全到不行

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（餓熊酋長減重中心）

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好了，你們這堆大肉球

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我要看到你們的毛孔流出酥油來

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這塊金華火腿沒引體向上
我們就不走

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我向你致敬，庫斯提營

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在大蛇湖畔

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雖然秋千破舊
我們知道它永遠不壞

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大聲點，唱快點

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從閃亮亮食堂到坑洞棒球場

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再到治好我們所有傷口的
超整潔醫務室

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我向你致敬，庫斯提營
在山崩大山下

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我們永遠愛庫斯提營

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庫斯提公司的註冊商標

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盜版必究

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-餵我們吃稀飯
-不算是

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這是庫斯提牌想像稀飯

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十之八九的孤兒都傻傻分不清

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-黑心先生，再來杯白蘭地
-兄弟們，敬邪惡

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美枝，孩子們走後，我輕了五磅

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-太棒了
-你看，新長的頭髮

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都快可以遮禿了

210
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,847
熄燈，魯蛇們

211
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,392
我們要去湖對岸見一些特務

212
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:16,939
（美國陸軍）

213
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,482
我覺得我會死掉，霸子

214
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:21,443
-我們都會死，花枝
-我是說快了

215
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,820
我也是

216
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,281
（此時在溫布頓）

217
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,783
草莓啊

218
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,537
好讚

219
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,457
嘿，藍道，失常…

220
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,668
局末點，貝克勝

221
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,171
第三排的丑角，請小聲點

222
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,258
抱歉，各位

223
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,219
抱歉，女王陛下

224
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:52,600
親愛的孩子們，收信愉快
我們都好極了

225
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:57,271
你們爸爸體態沒這麼勇健過

226
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,606
大肌肌

227
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,567
力量、敏捷

228
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,193
我們好想你們

229
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:06,906
希望附上的雷根豆餅乾
能在回家前，幫你們渡過難關

230
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,032
愛你們的爸媽

231
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,327
辛普森
跟你媽說她做的餅乾好難吃

232
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:20,294
親愛的爸媽，我不再怕下地獄
因為我身在庫斯提營了

233
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,756
我們的健行變成可怕亡命行軍

234
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,761
有蛇咬我

235
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,596
跟上，蛆蟲

236
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,894
我們的手工藝中心其實是血汗工廠

237
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,189
快點，廢咖 ，這批古馳皮夾…

238
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,192
週五前要送到香港街上去

239
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:49,531
霸子靠堅定信念硬撐著

240
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,659
他堅信小丑庫斯提會來

241
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,703
庫斯提來了…

242
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,705
但我悲觀多了

243
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,461
不知你們會不會收到這封信

244
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,339
因為我們的通訊管道全斷

245
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,633
-衝啊
-寫字寫得好累

246
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,636
害我頭昏腦脹，最後一句

247
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,846
快來救我們啊

248
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,640
霸子和花枝上

249
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,060
孩子們從夏令營寄回的家書

250
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,355
她現在哀哀叫，等我們去接她

251
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,898
她又不想回家了

252
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,240
花枝，我思考過了
明年暑假我要去找工作

253
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,541
荷馬，很晚了，我們會錯過煙火

254
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:44,795
美枝，這裡的火花就夠多了

255
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:52,011
小朋友，我答應用小點心取代晚餐

256
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,220
享用吧

257
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:58,100
把廢棄騾皮廠變成暑假樂園的人

258
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,060
小丑庫斯提先生

259
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,272
看吧，我說過庫斯提會來的
不出我所料

260
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:07,151
他會送來飲食，重擊我們敵人

261
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:13,198
我不得不跟你們說，小朋友
庫斯提得了喉炎，背又不好

262
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,493
所以他不會說任何話或做任何事

263
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,370
庫斯提好肥哦

264
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,748
他連站都站不穩了

265
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:25,544
-他還是很可笑，但非哈哈笑那種
-他不是小丑庫斯提

266
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,882
你們以為我叫酒鬼套上小丑裝哦？

267
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:35,304
霸子，我超小丑庫斯提的

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00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:40,517
好，夠了，我被庫斯提惡整過

269
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,062
他的庫斯提牌維他命害我心跳過快

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00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,439
我的庫斯提計算機沒有7跟8

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00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,399
庫斯提自傳自私自利的

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00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,901
還有一大堆疏漏

273
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:53,155
但這回他太超過了
我們要庫斯提

274
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:56,867
我們要庫斯提…

275
00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,913
我們要庫斯提…

276
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,706
你們不是馴服他們了

277
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,417
-對啊
-才怪

278
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,045
-扁他們
-上水上飛機

279
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,641
胖胖兄弟姐妹們，狂享自由吧

280
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:27,106
哦，香甜營養的稀飯

281
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,482
卡瓦斯基

282
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,650
（郵件）

283
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,568
-我的布朗尼
-威格姆

284
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,237
可換小褲褲了

285
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,073
-克倫達爾
-我的胰島素

286
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,369
（霸子營）

287
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,289
霸子，你說要取名自由營的

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00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,458
這聽起來更響亮

289
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:51,255
-我晉封你為爵士
-小丑先生緊急電話

290
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,048
最好有重要的事

291
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,508
糟了個糕

292
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,220
讓你的頭兒前後搖動

293
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:01,723
頸部活像全熟的蘆筍

294
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,560
我們要中斷沙祖丁馬巴拉達瑜珈派對

295
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,980
插播這則新聞特報
庫斯提營大危機

296
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,234
各位，我去過越南，阿富汗和伊拉克

297
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,153
我可以不誇張地說…

298
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:18,031
這裡的慘況慘過它們全加起來

299
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:22,035
燒掉庫斯提…

300
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:26,248
一群學齡斯巴達鬥士以武力佔領營區

301
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,959
三位失蹤輔導員，可能驚恐不已

302
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,337
什麼？聽說我能進行獨家專訪

303
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,922
他們的領袖

304
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,259
不要是那小子…

305
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,971
慘了

306
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:47,853
我只是想讓全世界知道
這個夏令營有夠爛

307
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,939
-上電視能講有夠爛嗎？
-在這頻道可以

308
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,401
（我在溫布頓慘兮兮）

309
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,944
你聽說這消息後，真的企圖自殺？

310
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,738
你和黛妃只是朋友嗎？

311
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:02,284
你們這些禿鷹讓我想吐
我在為公益而唱時，你們在哪？

312
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,454
滾，社會寄生蟲，快滾開

313
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:11,168
我不是假貨，我是庫斯提本尊

314
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,419
是嗎？

315
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,589
在短命劇《小丑總統》裡
飾演你女兒的是誰？

316
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:19,218
我不知她名字
但她去年搶了販酒店

317
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,012
有詐，搜他有沒有夾帶竊聽器

318
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,765
別啊，不要打臉

319
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,517
庫斯提本尊沒錯

320
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:31,021
看心律調節器疤痕，骷髏牛頭胎記

321
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,190
跟他出名的多乳頭

322
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,192
至少你們沒像海關那麼壞

323
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,818
你怎麼可以，庫斯提？

324
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,404
我絕不會讓劣品冠我的名

325
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,327
他們把裝滿鈔票貨車開進我家送我

326
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,162
我不是石頭做的啊

327
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,667
庫斯提，這夏令營是個夢魘
他們餵我們吃稀飯

328
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,585
逼我們手作出口皮夾

329
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,213
還有個小朋友被熊吃掉

330
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,714
歐麥尬

331
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,717
其實熊只是吃掉他的帽子啦

332
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,427
-好帽嗎？
-對啊

333
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:04,054
歐麥尬

334
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,349
我會補償你們的

335
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,018
我要讓你們擁有嗨爆時光

336
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:14,606
來去世上最快樂福地待兩週吧

337
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,400
提華納

338
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,778
（歡迎光臨墨西哥提華納）

339
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,155
國境之南

340
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,367
南下墨西哥

341
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,996
是我墜入情網之地

342
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,163
（龍舌蘭）

343
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,332
天上星星都出來玩了

344
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,542
（哎呀，什麼鬼）

345
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,752
現在我到處閒晃

346
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,004
再見拜拜

347
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:40,090
思緒在遊盪

348
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:47,472
國境之南，南下墨西哥

349
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:55,105
她美得像幅畫，穿戴古西班牙蕾絲

350
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:58,608
只是溫柔一會兒

351
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:02,988
我吻著她的笑臉

352
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:06,033
因為是狂歡節

353
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,995
我們好歡樂

354
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,706
國境之南

355
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:17,044
南下墨西哥

356
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:34,895
佈道鐘聲告訴我

357
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,982
不得再流浪

358
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:42,194
國境之南

359
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:46,615
南下墨西哥

360
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:50,786
噢咧…