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辛普森一家
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我以后不会进行自己的消防演习
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春田极乐影城
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爸 你看 有个车位
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那边有车位
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那个车位不错
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这个是“小型车专用”的车位
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玛琦 那只是建议而已
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慢慢来
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慢慢来 右边怎么样
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这里有很多火花 爸爸
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慢慢来
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慢慢来
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刚刚好
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好了 大家从窗户出去
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-好像都很好看
-那要看那一部
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《厄尼放臭屁》
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《亲爱的 我撞到校车了》
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《看谁在学猪叫》…
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反正我们永远不会有共识
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那干脆小孩子看一部电影
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爸爸妈妈看一部电影
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-然后我们之后在大厅会合
-谢谢 妈妈
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两张票…
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我猜猜 《看谁在学猪叫》
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-答对了
-客满了
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也许我们能看成熟一点的电影
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玛琦 你这个调皮的小恶魔
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我们要两张《斯德哥尔摩韵事》
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报纸称它为一部紧张的政治惊悚片
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政治
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总统先生 我有个令人不安的消息
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希腊与玻利维亚之间的联盟
出现了严重的裂痕
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把杰德·科立克找来
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这部电影太复杂了
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地板黏黏的
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那个人是谁
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我说“那个人是谁”的时候
那个人说了什么
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潜水艇看起来好假
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联机都看得到
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章鱼
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怎么了
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如果你不看暴力的部分
就永远不会习惯
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可怕的部分结束了再告诉我
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结束了
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我觉得那个人是间谍
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他本来就是间谍
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你刚才看到他去间谍学校
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等等 我听过这个电影的结局
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其实暗号就是他唱给女儿听的儿歌
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其实你想一下就还挺明显的
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闭嘴 霍默
没有人想知道你在想什么
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霍默 如果会让你好过点的话
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扔到你身上的东西
大部分都溅到我了
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霍默
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算了吧 妈 爸真的很生气
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他脖子上的青筋都在跳了
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压力都在问题点凝聚
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这里 这里 和这里
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形成了超不爽的老爸
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霍默 你不进来吗
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玛琦 我向来有种低调的尊严
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今晚却被你剥夺了
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我要离开了 我不知道
你下次见到我会是什么时候
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看来我们圣诞节送他的出气球没用
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皮特烧烤 75英哩
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皮特烧烤 30英哩
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皮特烧烤 下个出口
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臭鼬
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肥料厂
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垃圾场
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硫磺矿
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开放下水道 接下来40英哩
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不
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喝酒闹事酒馆
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乡巴佬酒吧
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嘿 你 来打架
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说打就打
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达夫啤酒 谢谢
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这里没有达夫
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只有夫达啤酒
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好吧 来个夫达啤酒
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好了 各位女士先生
他伤都好了 又回到了台上
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请给约德尔·齐克一个热烈的掌声
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接下来是我们的歌手服务生 萝琳
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所以很遗憾的
饮料服务得暂停个几分钟
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换你了
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讨厌的玛琦 还叫我闭嘴
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谢谢 今晚我想唱些不同的
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这是我在清理各位留下的
血迹和牙齿时写的歌
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你为某个老男人工作一整天
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汗流浃背 腰酸腿疼
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对啊
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然后回到自己的家
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但是你的女王还不放过你
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真的
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这就是你为什么会秃头
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也是你为什么会变胖
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这就是你的皮卡车
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为什么会在州际公路上翻车
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没错 除了皮卡车那段以外
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大家都说着同样的谎言
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而你却无能为力
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你的老婆不懂你
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但是我懂
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不 你的老婆不懂你
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但是我懂
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我说 没人懂你
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但是我懂
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萝琳
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我有话想对你说
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我在听
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你的歌给我前所未有的感动
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还有厕所在哪
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你的名字叫什么 陌生人
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霍默·辛普森
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我叫萝琳·朗普金
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-好美的名字
-真的吗
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也许吧 我也不知道
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我已经忘了 再见 萝琳
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再见 霍默·辛普森
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-你好
-你整晚上哪去了
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我去了吐痰县的酒吧
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你应该先打电话的 我好担心
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玛琦 咱们别吵架了
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和好相爱吧
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你为某个老男人工作一整天
汗流浃背 腰酸腿疼
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医生 你不该移除他的胆囊
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快放回去
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新巴尼保龄球馆咖啡厅
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你的老婆不懂你
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但是我懂
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霍默又在对球唱歌了
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-对啊 他打了280分
-是吗
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老莫 你有夫达啤酒吗
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夫达我以为在那群乡巴佬瞎了以后
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他们就已经停产了
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没有 我有天晚上去了一间酒吧…
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等一下
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你去了别的酒吧
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老莫 我那时离这里100英哩远
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霍默
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现在进入吐痰县
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皇家国王拖车园
已有14天未经龙卷风袭击
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这不是霍默·辛普森吗
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萝琳 你的歌一直在我脑海里
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我从《时髦小镇》之后就没这样过
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你真是甜
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-你能复制一份给我吗
-抱歉
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我的歌都在这里
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《我用泪水腌火鸡》
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《别偷看我内裤
除非你是认真的》
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《我厌倦了你说谎的嘴唇和假牙》
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萝琳 我得把你的脑袋敲开
把那些歌挖出来
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-我不知道
-跟我来
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幸运录音室
把歌声录到CD上只要25美分
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我说没人懂你
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但是我懂
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听我说 女士
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我哥哥在象鼻虫村有个电台
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如果你允许的话
我想把你的CD给他
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霍默 25美分是你出的 你觉得呢
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可以吧
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这里是KUDD570AM
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别转台 你正在听KUDD
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你为某个老男人工作一整天
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汗流浃背 腰酸腿疼
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接下来半小时 啤酒我请客
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-你说什么 老莫
-没什么
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我以为我说过别碰我妹妹
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但是你的女王还不放过你
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给你50元 带她去夜店吧
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春田州立监狱
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你说的一口狠话 假装很强悍
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该是你还债的时候了
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那些心碎和哀伤
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深埋在你心里
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这让这场暴动变的不重要了
不是吗
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没人懂你 但是我懂
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她唱得真好
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我能在每一个数字录制的位里
感到她甜美的乡村灵魂
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乡村音乐难听爆了
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它只是跟残酷跟爆粗口的
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劲爆DJ抢频道而已
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闭嘴 小子 玛琦 你觉得如何
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还不错
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但是这女的是谁
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现在她是个没正职工作的
鸡尾酒女侍
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但是她会成为乡村音乐的超级巨星
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就像那个戴着牛仔帽的混蛋
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还有那个死掉的女人
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我不喜欢你跟鸡尾酒女侍鬼混
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玛琦 你说的好像很肮脏一样
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我只是跟她
在她的拖车屋里待了一下午
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看她试穿衣服而已
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嗨 萝琳 我们正好说到你
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我想应该可以过去 我问问我老婆
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那就说定了
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皇家国王拖车园
已有两天未经龙卷风袭击
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霍默
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大家都打电话来
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妈妈 爸爸 三胞胎
汪达·梅 松木·乔
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这全都是因为你
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别谢我 萝琳 你该谢自己的大脑
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霍默
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从来没有男人会对我这么好…
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而不要求任何回报的
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我本来想跟你要杯水
但现在却有罪恶感了
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霍默 你真是一大袋砂糖
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谢谢
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你说的是“砂糖” 对吧
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霍默 我希望你能当我的经纪人
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真的吗 我该警告你
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-我对数字不在行
-没关系
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-我常做些很蠢的决定
-没有人是完美的
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-我学校的成绩很差
-我根本没上过学
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人家都说我的个人卫生…
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霍默 你会是很棒的经纪人
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你只需要一个东西
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胖牛仔
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这是用特别为猫王开发的
太空纪元布料做的
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流汗其实能清洗这套服装
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玛琦 你看我
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我不要 我在生你的气
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我不喜欢那个服务生
还有你花这么多时间在她身上
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还有这些乡村音乐
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那也许你最好别看我
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00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,595
霍默 你那身衣服是哪来的
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朋友买给我的
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是萝琳吗
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00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,768
-不是 我想是蓝尼
-别骗我
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-你跟那个女人有一腿吗
-没有
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00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,814
-你亲过她了吗
-没有
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-她亲过你了吗
-一两次
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我不要你再见她
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不行 我是她的经纪人
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经纪…太扯了
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我不准你再花时间在别人的身上
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玛琦 你是在阻碍我儿时的梦想
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当一个美丽乡村歌手的经纪人
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你儿时的梦想
是吃世上最大的潜艇堡
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00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,834
而你在去年的嘉年华会就完成了
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世上最大
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玛琦 萝琳会非常成功
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不管你喜不喜欢 我都会帮她
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好 看我在不在乎
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00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,933
美国乡巴佬录音室
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00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,601
这间录音室充满了历史
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1958年
巴迪·霍利就站在这里说
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“我死也不要在这烂地方录音”
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我相信萝琳会很喜欢的
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霍默 你刚给了他多少钱
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冷静点 玛琦
只不过是我们所有的积蓄
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00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,533
我不会因此破产的
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霍默上校
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你一定就是
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辛普森太太
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幸会
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我以为你说她很胖
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玛琦 要两个人才能说谎
一个人说 另一个人听
261
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,339
那是什么意思
262
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,341
我才没时间回答这些问题
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00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,426
时间就是金钱
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00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:46,969
大家快点
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来吧 各位 让人心碎吧
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录制中
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我的心中无人上垒
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当教练叫我上场打击
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面对爱情的时候
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我总是挥棒落空
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我的打击率只有0.008
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00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,908
所以我在手上吐了口水
273
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,534
踢掉鞋上的灰尘
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用手指着中外野
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00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,832
这次我要打出全垒打
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00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,044
这次的爱是真的
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爸爸 我能来一段拍腿独奏吗
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别烦了
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为了你
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我颓萎了一整季
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但是我找到了理由
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00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:33,057
我找到了真爱
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我从前总是四处玩耍
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总是到处游荡
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00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,358
但是这一季有了改变
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00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,778
我终于打了个全垒打
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没错
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00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,323
我终于打了个全垒打
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萝琳 我们得打断你一下
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我们录到了一种磨辗的声音
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《春田繁华报》
乡巴佬爱上了美女歌手
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你 离开板凳
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唱片
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00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,977
萝琳 爱你的萝琳
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00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,812
猜猜看 萝琳
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00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,772
我安排了你上电视
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00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,400
霍默 你真是又聪明又英俊
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你是夸我来的
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00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,489
他们希望你在节目上唱两首歌
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00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,574
也许我们该唱新歌
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00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:36,870
我最近在写些比较火辣的歌
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00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:37,913
唱来听听吧
303
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,751
在这拖车屋里
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00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:47,339
我又冷又孤单
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00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,635
彻夜难眠
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00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,764
轻声说 “如果你还单身就好了”
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00:16:55,848 --> 00:17:01,061
所以我想问你今晚要不要跟我睡
308
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:08,152
今晚跟我睡 今晚跟我睡
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00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:15,200
我在问你今晚要不要跟我睡
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00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,537
真是火辣
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00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:22,207
世上没有男人听到会不心动的
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00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:23,876
再见了
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00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,546
霍默 这首歌里有隐藏的意义
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00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,173
你可能没听懂
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00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,674
仔细听好
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00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:35,471
今晚跟我睡
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00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:40,726
今晚跟我睡
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00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:43,395
-对
-我在问
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00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,856
你今晚要不要
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跟我
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00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,943
睡
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萝琳
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没错 霍默
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00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,242
我得考虑一下
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00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,748
我们所有的钱都花在那女人身上
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00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,500
如果她失败了 我们就会破产
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00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,877
如果她成功了 我就会失去丈夫
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00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,796
我不知道该如何是好
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00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,381
-你不知道
-我得走了
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00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,382
霍默
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00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,094
晚点再说 萝琳今晚要上电视
我要准备准备
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00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:21,767
跟你说一声
333
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,770
你跟萝琳在当猪摔角评审的时候
334
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,355
玛吉长了第一颗牙
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00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,815
太好了 老婆
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00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,775
你知道我的响尾蛇头带在哪吗
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00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,112
-你根本没在听
-他们当然会
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00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,365
孩子们 能进来一下吗
339
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,327
你有个美好的家庭 霍默
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00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,330
你今晚离开的时候请别忘了这一点
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00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,833
我得走了
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00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,254
虽然我现在恨透了那个男人
你不得不爱那套西装
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00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,631
大家拿好自己的草叉
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00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:57,010
呀呼时间又到了
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00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,554
依字母顺序介绍
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00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,847
约德尔·齐克
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00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,265
奶油球杰克森
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00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,641
福列迪小子和玉马
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00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,017
克萝丽丝·莫塞尔
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00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,894
裸身大朗
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00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,229
奥韦尔和赫利
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00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,480
缺牙阿妹
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00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,648
时髦渣男
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00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:10,732
卢迪
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00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,569
呀呼的康复中酗酒者酒壶乐团
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00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:17,698
还有今晚演出电视处女秀的萝琳
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00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,871
无人上垒…
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00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,874
-抱歉 你是霍默·辛普森上校吗
-我就是
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00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,710
我是托嘎萨克公司的子公司
尖叫叛军唱片的人
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00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,628
我想买下萝琳的合约
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00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,838
算了吧
362
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:36,675
我可不是因为是什么笨蛋阿兵哥
才被称作霍默上校的
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00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,887
萝琳 大家都爱你
364
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,390
谢谢 我被玻璃纤维稻草
弄得有点痒
365
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,641
你还需要什么吗
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00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:51,648
你就能让我的夜晚美满了
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00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,485
怎么了
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00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,280
我的爱情生活在我眼前重演
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00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,075
恶心
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00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,370
谢谢你的晚餐
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00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:08,999
亲吻 1美元
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00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:09,958
不
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00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,710
我至少能拿回我的1美元…
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00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,379
我这辈子都会爱着你
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00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,761
很抱歉 萝琳
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00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,765
我想要的只是
跟大家分享你美妙的歌声
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00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,141
我已经做到了
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00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,977
我最好在失去家庭之前离开这里
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00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,859
只是好奇
你真的会跟我上床是吗
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00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,779
好吧
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00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,449
在我们交涉之前 我得先说
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00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,369
我很急于将萝琳转手
你开价多少我都接受
383
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,328
我给你50美元
384
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,996
你这个…成交
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00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,293
我抓到我老婆
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00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,295
跟我的好兄弟在床上
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00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,630
你心痛吗
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00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,258
对 他也很痛
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00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,264
再度演出的是萝琳
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00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,182
霍默
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00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,227
床上有留给一个笨蛋的位置吗
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00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,020
一直都有
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00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:16,108
我想唱一首我刚写的歌
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00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,027
叫做“支持你的经纪人”
395
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,363
他的名字是霍默
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00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:26,368
他是个真男人
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00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,205
我试着亲吻他
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00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,876
但是他跑走了
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00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:39,172
真希望我能说
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00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,135
我是他的人
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00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:48,557
希望玛琦知道
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00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,769
她究竟有多幸运
403
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,523
我知道
404
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,541
字幕翻译：侯敏生