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辛普森家庭

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（我以後不會打別人屁股）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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不

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（霸子“別生氣”辛普森）

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（荷馬“尼安德特”辛普森）

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我才不要幫你們打掃

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我在騙誰呢？

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好了，奶嘴

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妳長大以後

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要怎麼吸奶嘴都隨便妳

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霸子要多加芥末

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斜著切，不能對半切

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花枝要抹一點美乃滋，去掉吐司邊

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荷馬要雙份燻腸

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我的幸運紅帽子呢？

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媽，我討厭吃辣椒

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美枝，我又把褲子撐破了

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今天可以給我兩個三明治嗎？

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-都做成燻腸的
-媽，我不能吃...

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一次一個，一次一個

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-雙份燻腸
-不要辣椒

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-別忘了做成...
-媽，我的...

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夠了

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妳的，花枝，沒加辣椒

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霸子，帽子就在你上次放的地方
馬桶後面

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荷馬，我幫你縫褲子
但是沒有燻腸了

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-謝了，媽
-謝了，媽

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還片子

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購物清單，帶貓去除跳蚤
荷馬的乾洗衣物

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應該就這些了

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美枝，可以幫我
把保齡球拿去送修嗎？

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有瓶蓋卡在洞裡了

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我現在就已經快來不及了

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你就不能用保齡球館的球嗎？

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球館的球？

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好啦，別抱怨，放在我的左手上

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孩子們，快點
否則就趕不上校車了

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-才不會咧
-不可能的

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真是意想不到

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媽，霸子在對我做鬼臉

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這個是神經抽搐，我對這有點敏感

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希望你不介意

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媽，他又來了

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霸子，別鬧了

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別鬧了

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媽

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下車

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（超市）

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水果橡皮糖

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新鮮樹木仿橘子汁

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庫斯提牌鴨肉香腸披薩

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（尼克保齡球用品店）

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抱歉，你跑錯地方了

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你要找的是在城市另一邊的尼克

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我不知道那個尼克是怎麼跟你說的

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我好幾年沒修過球了

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這難受的壓力頭痛

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感覺像是腦袋裡有隻老鼠

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《馬爾早餐》的

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經典惡作劇電話時間到了

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-喂，請問是賈斯汀薛曼先生嗎？
-是

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先生，你太太過世了

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天啊，不

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是的

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她剛剛撞上一扇窗戶

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到處都是血

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但是我剛剛才跟她說過話

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-霸子在做鬼臉
-我的幸運紅帽子呢？

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-球館的球？
-你太太過世了

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我好幾年沒修過球了

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不

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太太，你最好有個好理由

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這裡是《天上的加尼派》的加尼派

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春田紀念大橋上出了個大問題

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兩個方向都回堵了好長一段路

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還有14街和榆木街路口的人小心
我的貝果掉下去了

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她把自己鎖在車上，不肯移動

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-你用大燈閃過她了嗎？
-有

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那我就沒辦法了

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好耶

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有曬曬太陽的機會

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快點...

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我車廂裡有具屍體

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吉尼先生，不要再玩按鈕了

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你把巧克力搞得到處都是

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我是肯特布拉克曼

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來自加尼派的直升機上的現場報導

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我可以跟各位保證

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這不僅僅是一篇早晨車況報導

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看清事實吧，加尼派

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一位過勞卻又沒人感激的家庭主婦

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突然理智斷線，把車停在大橋上

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不肯移動

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記者將要用頻道6的天索

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降落到橋上，進行獨家採訪

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嗨

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嘿，寶貝，出了什麼問題嗎？

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家裡得不到溫暖嗎？

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（過勞母親，請保持距離）

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讓我過去

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我是她老公

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這就說明了不少

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試著說服她下車
別把嘴巴靠在這上面

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哈囉

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哈囉

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這有開嗎？

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-哈囉
-荷馬，是你嗎？

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-我該說什麼？
-試試“對，是我＂

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對，是我

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告訴她你愛她

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我非常愛你

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還有...

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今晚，我覺得我們應該...

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親熱一下？

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要不要收尾了

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美枝，我看得出有事困擾著你

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但如果你下車

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我答應你會盡力幫你克服

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拜託，老婆

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好吧

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把她銬起來，夥計們

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私下跟你說，太太

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警局中的女人都明白你的感受

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那很好

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-你可以幫我的手銬鬆開點嗎？
-不行

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別擔心，市長先生

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這個女人在週末前就會進大牢了

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維古姆，你充其量是個美化的保全
把她放了

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但是她犯法了

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謝謝你給我上的課

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聽我說，如果美枝辛普森去坐牢

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我就別指望女性的票了

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如果我落選，也要拉你墊底

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給你個忠告，昆比市長
別亂開空頭支票

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仔細聽好了，維古姆，你咬我的話
我也會回咬你一口

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說得好聽，昆比
但是你做得到嗎？

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我宣布今天是春田市的

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美枝辛普森日

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他們就像是訓練有素的海豹

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丟條魚給他們，就會乖乖的鼓掌

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到最後皆大歡喜

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晚安，美枝

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許多年前，西班牙探索家
在春田山脈間

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找到了一小片天堂

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他們稱之為休閒之地

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我們也一樣

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今天這裡是春田市唯一的
二星級水療會館

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游泳，打網球

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或是單純地看牆壁發呆

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在休閒之地，你才是老大

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記得，“休閒之地＂的名字裡
就有休閒兩個字

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荷馬

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-荷馬
-幹嘛？

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我需要去渡假

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什麼？

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但是美枝，我們才剛渡過假

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記得奇幻洞窟嗎？

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（無底洞）

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我需要放鬆

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我知道，美枝

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但是你知道我們的假期

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後座的三個小惡魔
“到了沒？到了沒？＂

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而且說實話，我也很難搞

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“美枝，能再吃一個三明治嗎？＂

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“美枝，能再吃一個三明治嗎？＂

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不，我是說我自己去渡假

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什麼？

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你是說你要跟我離婚？

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美枝，我可以改

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不，荷馬，我還是愛你

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很多夫妻都分別渡假

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那，好吧

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但是你要保證會回來

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我保證

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那好

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謝謝你在我離開的時候照顧孩子們

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別擔心

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我們還有六個月
永遠用不到的育嬰假

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荷馬，可以把奶嘴帶出來嗎？

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真希望我有想到那招

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她快鬆手了

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荷馬，如果奶嘴不想離開

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那也許她該跟著你

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你確定這樣好嗎？

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他可能會拿她去換啤酒和黃色雜誌

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我告訴你們，我會照顧我的...

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你看，彈一下就接到了

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開往謝爾比維爾，壞水鎮

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壺石核爆測試場，及休閒之地

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再見，荷馬

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再見？我的乾淨內褲在哪？

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找找烘衣機

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-多久要幫奶嘴換一次尿布？
-需要就換

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-美枝，壓力鍋要怎麼用？
-不要用

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這裡是昏迷電台WKOMA

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放鬆的輕音樂

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接下來是一整組關於雲的好歌

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哈囉，奶嘴

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抱歉，寶寶

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媽媽起瘋了

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去了很遠很遠的地方

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最近就只剩下你和我了

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只有你和我

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孩子們，你們都沒碰舌頭三明治

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你們要喝點什麼嗎？

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這裡有蛤蜊番茄汁
辣櫻桃汽水和豆漿

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沒關係

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我想我要上床睡覺了

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現在才中午12點半

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我知道現在幾點

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花枝，你跟我睡

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霸子你跟帕蒂阿姨睡

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睡你床上？

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我要警告你，有人說我會打呼

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離婚法庭再15分鐘就要開播了

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我好害怕，花枝

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你以為你懂得恐懼嗎？

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我看過她們裸體

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哈囉，歡迎光臨休閒之地

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我是特洛伊麥克盧爾

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你可能在《今天殺戮，明天死亡》

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和《時髦騾子葛萊迪》等
電影中看過我

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但是今天這是我的代表作

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你的休閒之地的錄影嚮導

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導覽從你的房間開始

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休閒影視提供了最新的好萊塢鉅片

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而在午夜之後

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我們有歐洲最高檔的限制級影片

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今天的選擇有

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《末路狂花》
《快樂小精靈遇上毛毛鴨》

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和《S小姐的性覺醒》

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羅德里哥大廚，你在做什麼？

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你自己嚐嚐，特洛伊

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這一定很不健康，太好吃了

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你這就錯了，特洛伊

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這一整鍋的熱量只有14大卡

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葛雷格利，我怎麼今天才遇見你？

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覺得緊繃嗎？

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只要撥打9

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然後井字鍵，然後483

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剩下的就交給我們

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來吧，奶嘴

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青豆泥

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莎士比亞炸雞

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快來飽餐一頓

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放手

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美枝，在這種日子

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我都會慶幸自己被那間
墨西哥醫學院當掉

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巴尼，謝謝你過來陪我

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沒問題

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這不是小霸子嗎？

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還記得巴尼叔叔嗎？

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荷馬，讓我抱他

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好吧，小心點

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有人臭臭囉

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是我

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霸子，你不該翻看別人的東西

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有什麼好東西嗎？

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我之前就說過，我再說一次

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哎呀，什麼鬼

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花枝，呯呯

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霸子

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那個是除黑頭槍

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最好看的《馬蓋先》

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李察狄恩安德森今晚會進入我夢中

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快睡覺

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晚安

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祝你聖誕節愉快

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晚安，我的小豬排

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奶嘴？

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早上9點餵奶時間到了

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奶嘴？

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奶嘴？

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奶嘴

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奶嘴

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哎呀

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想睡得不好的話

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那就睡在這玩意兒上面

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巴尼，我把寶寶搞丟了

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這是我做過最糟糕的事了

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別擔心，你知道我會怎麼做嗎？

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我來幫你煎個蛋餅

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快幫我找

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確定嗎？我會用兩種起司喔

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快來

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荷馬，我想我找到她了

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快來

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巴尼，你會把她的手拉斷的

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我越快拉他出來
我們就越快能吃蛋餅

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（珍愛髮廊）

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-你覺得如何？
-老天爺

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這樣我連用紙袋罩住頭都沒辦法

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可以的

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喂，我想找失蹤寶寶部門

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請稍後

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高空彈跳，划獨木舟，書法
捲菸，跳呼拉舞

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看來我什麼都做過了

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你現在已經看過休閒之地能提供的

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但是要記得，我們無法
告訴你要如何享樂

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你得告訴我們

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正如我在《呼叫貴格教徒》中
對迪洛莉絲蒙迪內格羅說的

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“由你作主，寶貝＂

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喂，客房服務嗎？

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我是美枝辛普森

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我要一份熱糖漿聖代加鮮奶油

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還有巧克力脆片起司蛋糕

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還有一瓶龍舌蘭酒

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 我們離開這裡吧，塞瑪
-好，露易絲

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你要幹嘛？

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我是來看孩子的

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在這裡等著，別偷電燈泡

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爸

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孩子們

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你們沒在這附近看到奶嘴吧？

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我得走了

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來吧，孩子們

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幫帕蒂阿姨按摩腳丫子的時間到了

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哈囉，先生，要換機油嗎？

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（白金漢宮快速換油）

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別碰我

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-喂
-嗨，荷馬

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我感覺舒服多了

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聽我說，美枝，如果我說狗跑丟了
你會怎麼辦？

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荷馬，那太糟糕了

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那我有好消息，狗沒有跑丟

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很好，我快回家了

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一個小時候到車站接我

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把孩子都帶著，拜拜

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拜託別跳

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我知道你正經歷過一些磨難

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但是你還有大好人生

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（菲妮絲肥奶油冰淇淋店）

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美枝，奶嘴還很小

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反正我們也沒多深厚的感情

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不對

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美枝，很有趣不是嗎？

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一天還是寶寶

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結果一下子就獨立自主了

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是你報警說丟了寶寶嗎？

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-對
-可以敘述她的外表嗎？

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很小隻

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是女生

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-答對了
-奶嘴

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別著急

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你因為三項過失罪被捕

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你找到我的寶寶了

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謝謝你，謝謝你

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真是的

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別再犯了，你這個大傻蛋

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你哪都去不了

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（春田車站）

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嗨，你們想我嗎？

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不要再離開了

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不要再離開了

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不要再離開了

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我也想你們

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從現在起，希望你們能多幫忙分擔

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沒問題，老婆

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你毯子夠不夠？

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再多來一點

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有時候我希望能有自己的時間

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我也希望你能幫忙

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媽

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我想我能代表床上的每一個人

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你什麼都用不著擔心

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我們試著休息一下吧