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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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我以后不会打别人屁股
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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巴特“别生气”辛普森
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霍默“尼安德特”辛普森
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我才不要帮你们打扫
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我在骗谁呢
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好了 玛吉
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你长大以后
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要怎么吸奶嘴都随便你
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巴特要多加芥末
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斜着切 不能对半切
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莉萨要抹一点蛋黄酱 去掉吐司边
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霍默要双份熏肠
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我的幸运红帽子呢
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妈 我讨厌吃辣椒
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玛琦 我又把裤子撑破了
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今天可以给我两个三明治吗
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-都做成熏肠的
-妈 我不能吃...
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一次一个 一次一个
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-双份熏肠
-不要辣椒
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-别忘了做成...
-妈 我的...
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够了
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你的 莉萨 没加辣椒
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巴特 帽子就在你上次放的地方
马桶后面
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霍默 我帮你缝裤子
但是没有熏肠了
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-谢了 妈
-谢了 妈
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还录像带
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购物清单 带猫去除跳蚤
霍默的干洗衣物
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应该就这些了
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玛琦 可以帮我
把保龄球拿去送修吗
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有瓶盖卡在洞里了
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我现在就已经快来不及了
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你就不能用保龄球馆的球吗
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球馆的球
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好啦 别抱怨 放在我的左手上
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孩子们 快点
否则就赶不上校车了
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-才不会呢
-不可能的
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真是意想不到
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妈 巴特在对我做鬼脸
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这个是神经抽搐 我对这有点敏感
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希望你不介意
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妈 他又来了
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巴特 别闹了
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别闹了
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妈
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下车
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超市
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水果橡皮糖
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新鲜树木仿橘子汁
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库斯提牌鸭肉香肠披萨
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尼克保龄球用品店
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抱歉 你跑错地方了
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你要找的是在城市另一边的尼克
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我不知道那个尼克是怎么跟你说的
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我好几年没修过球了
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这难受的压力头痛
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感觉像是脑袋里有只老鼠
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《马尔早餐》的
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经典恶作剧电话时间到了
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-喂 请问是贾斯汀·薛曼先生吗
-是
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先生 你太太过世了
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天啊 不
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是的
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她刚刚撞上一扇窗户
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到处都是血
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但是我刚刚才跟她说过话
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-巴特在做鬼脸
-我的幸运红帽子呢
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-球馆的球
-你太太过世了
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我好几年没修过球了
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不
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太太 你最好有个好理由
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这里是《天上的阿尼·派》的阿尼·派
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春田纪念大桥上出了个大问题
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两个方向都回堵了好长一段路
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还有14街和榆木街路口的人小心
我的贝果掉下去了
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她把自己锁在车上 不肯移动
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-你用大灯闪过她了吗
-有
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那我就没办法了
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好耶
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有晒晒太阳的机会
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快点...
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我车厢里有具尸体
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吉尼先生 不要再玩按钮了
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你把巧克力搞得到处都是
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我是肯特·布拉克曼
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来自阿尼·派的直升机上的现场报道
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我可以跟各位保证
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这不仅仅是一篇早晨车况报道
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看清事实吧 阿尼·派
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一位过劳却又没人感激的家庭主妇
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突然理智断线 把车停在大桥上
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不肯移动
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记者将要用频道6的天索
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降落到桥上 进行独家采访
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嗨
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嘿 宝贝 出了什么问题吗
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家里得不到温暖吗
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过劳母亲 请保持距离
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让我过去
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我是她老公
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这就说明了不少
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试着说服她下车
别把嘴巴靠在这上面
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你好
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你好
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这有开吗
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-你好
-霍默 是你吗
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-我该说什么
-试试“对 是我”
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对 是我
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告诉她你爱她
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我非常爱你
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还有...
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今晚 我觉得我们应该...
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亲热一下
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要不要收尾了
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玛琦 我看得出有事困扰着你
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但如果你下车
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我答应你会尽力帮你克服
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拜托 老婆
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好吧
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把她铐起来 伙计们
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私下跟你说 太太
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警局中的女人都明白你的感受
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那很好
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-你可以帮我的手铐松开点吗
-不行
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别担心 市长先生
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这个女人在周末前就会进大牢了
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维古姆 你充其量是个美化的保安
把她放了
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但是她犯法了
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谢谢你给我上的课
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听我说 如果玛琦·辛普森去坐牢
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我就别指望女性的票了
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如果我落选 也要拉你垫底
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给你个忠告 昆比市长
别乱开空头支票
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仔细听好了 维古姆 你咬我的话
我也会回咬你一口
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说得好听 昆比
但是你做得到吗
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我宣布今天是春田市的
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玛琦·辛普森日
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他们就像是训练有素的海豹
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丢条鱼给他们 就会乖乖的鼓掌
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到最后皆大欢喜
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晚安 玛琦
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许多年前 西班牙探索家
在春田山脉间
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找到了一小片天堂
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他们称之为休闲之地
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我们也一样
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今天这里是春田市唯一的
二星级水疗会馆
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游泳 打网球
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或是单纯地看墙壁发呆
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在休闲之地 你才是老大
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记得 “休闲之地”的名字里
就有休闲两个字
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霍默
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-霍默
-干嘛
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我需要去度假
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什么
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但是玛琦 我们才刚度过假
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记得奇幻洞窟吗
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无底洞
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我需要放松
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我知道 玛琦
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但是你知道我们的假期
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后座的三个小恶魔
“到了没 到了没”
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而且说实话 我也很难搞
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“玛琦 能再吃一个三明治吗”
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“玛琦 能再吃一个三明治吗”
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不 我是说我自己去度假
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什么
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你是说你要跟我离婚
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玛琦 我可以改
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不 霍默 我还是爱你
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很多夫妻都分别度假
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那 好吧
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但是你要保证会回来
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我保证
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那好
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谢谢你在我离开的时候照顾孩子们
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别担心
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我们还有六个月
永远用不到的育婴假
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霍默 可以把玛吉带出来吗
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真希望我有想到那招
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她快松手了
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霍默 如果玛吉不想离开
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那也许她该跟着你
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你确定这样好吗
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他可能会拿她去换啤酒和黄色杂志
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我告诉你们 我会照顾我的...
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你看 弹一下就接到了
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开往谢尔比维尔 坏水镇
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壶石核爆测试场 及休闲之地
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再见 霍默
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再见 我的干净内裤在哪
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找找烘衣机
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-多久要帮玛吉换一次尿布
-需要就换
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-玛琦 高压锅要怎么用
-不要用
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这里是昏迷电台WKOMA
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放松的轻音乐
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接下来是一整组关于云的好歌
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你好 玛吉
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抱歉 宝宝
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妈妈疯了
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去了很远很远的地方
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最近就只剩下你和我了
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只有你和我
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孩子们 你们都没碰舌头三明治
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你们要喝点什么吗
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这里有蛤蜊西红柿汁
辣樱桃汽水和豆浆
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没关系
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我想我要上床睡觉了
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现在才中午12点半
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我知道现在几点
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莉萨 你跟我睡
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巴特你跟帕蒂阿姨睡
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睡你床上
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我要警告你 有人说我会打呼
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离婚法庭再15分钟就要开播了
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我好害怕 莉萨
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你以为你懂得恐惧吗
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我见过她们裸体
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你好 欢迎光临休闲之地
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我是特洛伊·麦克卢尔
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你可能在《今天杀戮 明天死亡》
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和《时髦骡子葛莱迪》等
电影中见过我
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但是今天这是我的代表作
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你的休闲之地的录像向导
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导览从你的房间开始
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休闲影视提供了最新的好莱坞巨片
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而在午夜之后
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我们有欧洲最高档的限制级影片
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今天的选择有
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《末路狂花》
《快乐小精灵遇上毛毛鸭》
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和《S小姐的性觉醒》
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罗德里哥大厨 你在做什么
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你自己尝尝 特洛伊
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这一定很不健康 太好吃了
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你这就错了 特洛伊
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这一整锅的热量只有14大卡
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葛雷格利 我怎么今天才遇见你
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觉得紧绷吗
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只要拨打9
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然后井字键 然后483
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剩下的就交给我们
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来吧 玛吉
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青豆泥
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莎士比亚炸鸡
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快来饱餐一顿
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放手
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玛琦 在这种日子
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我都会庆幸自己被那间
墨西哥医学院当掉
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巴尼 谢谢你过来陪我
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没问题
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这不是小巴特吗
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还记得巴尼叔叔吗
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霍默 让我抱他
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好吧 小心点
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有人臭臭啦
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是我
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巴特 你不该翻看别人的东西
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有什么好东西吗
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我之前就说过 我再说一次
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哎呀 什么鬼
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莉萨 呯呯
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巴特
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那个是除黑头枪
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最好看的《马盖先》
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李察·狄恩·安德森今晚会进入我梦中
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快睡觉
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晚安
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祝你圣诞节愉快
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晚安 我的小猪排
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玛吉
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早上9点喂奶时间到了
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玛吉
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玛吉
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玛吉
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玛吉
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哎呀
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想睡得不好的话
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那就睡在这玩意儿上面
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巴尼 我把宝宝搞丢了
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这是我做过最糟糕的事了
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别担心 你知道我会怎么做吗
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我来帮你煎个蛋饼
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快帮我找
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确定吗 我会用两种干酪啊
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快来
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霍默 我想我找到她了
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快来
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巴尼 你会把她的手拉断的
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我越快拉他出来
我们就越快能吃蛋饼
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珍爱发廊
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-你觉得如何
-老天爷
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这样我连用纸袋罩住头都没办法
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可以的
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喂 我想找失踪宝宝部门
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请稍后
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高空弹跳 划独木舟 书法
卷烟 跳呼拉舞
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看来我什么都做过了
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你现在已经看过休闲之地能提供的
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但是要记得 我们无法
告诉你要如何享乐
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你得告诉我们
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正如我在《呼叫贵格教徒》中
对迪洛莉丝·蒙迪内格罗说的
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“由你作主 宝贝”
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喂 客房服务吗
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我是玛琦·辛普森
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我要一份热糖浆圣代加鲜奶油
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还有巧克力脆片干酪蛋糕
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还有一瓶龙舌兰酒
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-我们离开这里吧 塞尔玛
-好 露易丝
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你要干嘛
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我是来看孩子的
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在这里等着 别偷电灯泡
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爸
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孩子们
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你们没在这附近看到玛吉吧
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我得走了
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来吧 孩子们
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帮帕蒂阿姨按摩脚丫子的时间到了
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你好 先生 要换机油吗
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白金汉宫快速换油
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别碰我
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-喂
-嗨 霍默
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我感觉舒服多了
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听我说 玛琦 如果我说狗跑丢了
你会怎么办
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霍默 那太糟糕了
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那我有好消息 狗没有跑丢
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很好 我快回家了
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一个小时候到车站接我
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把孩子都带着 拜拜
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拜托别跳
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我知道你正经历过一些磨难
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但是你还有大好人生
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菲妮丝肥奶油冰淇淋店
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玛琦 玛吉还很小
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反正我们也没多深厚的感情
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不对
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玛琦 很有趣不是吗
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一天还是宝宝
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结果一下子就独立自主了
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是你报警说丢了宝宝吗
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-对
-可以叙述她的外表吗
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很小
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是女生
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-答对了
-玛吉
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别着急
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你因为三项过失罪被捕
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你找到我的宝宝了
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谢谢你 谢谢你
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真是的
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别再犯了 你这个大傻蛋
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你哪都去不了
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春田车站
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嗨 你们想我吗
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不要再离开了
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不要再离开了
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不要再离开了
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我也想你们
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从现在起 希望你们能多帮忙分担
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没问题 老婆
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你毯子够不够
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再多来一点
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有时候我希望能有自己的时间
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我也希望你能帮忙
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妈
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我想我能代表床上的每一个人
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你什么都用不着担心
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我们试着休息一下吧
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字幕翻译：侯敏生