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阿森一族

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（我以後不敢再揸校長架車）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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（世界級摔角協會）

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於春天表演藝術中心實況轉播

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世紀摔角之賽

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來自俄羅斯親切的拉斯補丁

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-他不是俄羅斯妖僧嗎？
-的確，但恐怕歷史的力量

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已經永遠改變了摔角

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對手來自海德堡大學

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華納布朗教授，查理布朗的布朗

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兩位都在顛峰的巨星

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這場比賽一定會打到頭破血流

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巴特，你不會以為是真的吧？

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連五歲細路都知道都是在做戲呀

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拉斯補丁佔上風

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但是教授使出了招牌“殺必死”

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我敢說這場比賽會殺個頭破血流

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鍚自己的肌肉，晒命

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拉斯補丁給教授飛高高
就像人體螺旋槳

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他肯定被轉到暈陀陀

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米爾豪斯，轉大聲點

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-那是我的位子
-現在不是了

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-我只是去廁所
-椅子又沒有寫你名字

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一、二、三

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四、五、六

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七、八、九

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裁判對拉斯補丁出黃牌

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我的老天

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-裁判是盲的嗎？
-一、二、三，出局

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噓

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-噓
-僅限本周六晚上

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永遠翻轉你的人生，周六

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-本周六於春田市高速公路
-高速公路

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粉碎者唐老大與臭鼬男強叔

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還有阿松戰隊，泥地賽灌籃高手

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就在本年度最大的野獸農夫車拉力賽

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-僅限一晚
-還有特別來賓

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-超震撼
-不可思議

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變形金龍

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重達20噸、四層樓高

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史前噴火汽車殺手巨龍

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哇

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僅限一晚

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就在春田市高速公路

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-本周六晚
-只有死人或食皇家飯的人先會錯過

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要是你食緊皇家飯，就越獄出來看看

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走過路過，千萬別錯過

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-變形金龍
-變形金龍

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我有事要宣佈

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寓教於樂，我和巴特

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這周六要去看野獸農夫車拉力賽

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你是不是忘了什麼？

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野獸農夫車拉力賽、寓教於樂

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-沒漏掉什麼吧？
-這週六麗莎有獨奏會

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這是我第一次上台演出

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如果你錯過了

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建議你周日就幫我約兒童心理門診

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可是變形金龍只來一個晚上

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天啊，開玩笑嗎？

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別哭了，兩位

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你們的農夫車比賽是什麼時候？

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8點，有問題嗎？

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麗莎的獨奏會五點開始

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不用顧此失彼

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美枝，妳真是天才

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各位觀眾，請遵守音樂會禮儀

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大家在聽嗎？

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請保持安靜

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別逼我調燈光

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謝謝各位

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各位貴賓、父母、樂迷們

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歡迎蒞臨周六音樂系列夜首場演出

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有一系列？不

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今晚表演的是豬伯特

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舒伯特未完成的交響曲

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太好了，未完成，不會太久

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同學們，別亂調了

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五、六、七、八

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真好聽

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-可以走了嗎？
-坐好，荷馬

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豬伯特這首曲

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是要搞到猴年馬月嗎？

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麗莎演奏得太棒了

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她一定在指法上下足功夫

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謝謝，佛蘭德斯

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-自以為萬事通
-托德的獨奏什麼時候開始？爸爸

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快上場了

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我的兒子

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拜託，佛蘭德斯，沒那麼慘吧

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-老豆被我感動到了
-荷馬，開車記得防衛駕駛

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冒犯別人就是最好的防衛

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踩油門，老豆，變形金龍在等我們

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（春田市高速公路
今晚嘉賓變形金龍）

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可惡，客座了

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那邊有個好位置

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-老豆？
-麗莎，現在不要煩我

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-荷馬？
-怎麼了？

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-是變形金龍
-在哪兒？

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快拉出來，蠢材

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-快點
-來看看

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擋風玻璃粉碎、頭泵把融掉

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散熱器穿洞、車身有牙印

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不幸中的萬幸，底盤沒事

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這張支票應該都包了

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-非常感謝
-辛普森夫人？

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我是李奧克拉克，發明家
變形金龍的龍主兼駕駛

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這麼說吧

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變形金龍內心非常愧疚

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我們變形金龍團隊希望你們

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可以收下這半瓶土產香檳作為補償

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謝謝你

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野獸農夫車拉力賽的人都好客氣

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荷馬你看，有香檳

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現在武雄漆行隆重推出

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野獸小姐姐

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泥地野戰女駕駛

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女性之光，加油，姐妹

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毀滅之戰開始

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他們漏了炸熱狗

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-分些粟米片給我，變形金馬
-拿去，變形金霸

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今晚壓軸演出，我們請到特別來賓

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世界第一玩命達人

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他的興趣就是玩命

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他不是在玩命，就是在做物理治療
敢死墨道隊長

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先生女士，以及各位小寶貝

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很高興大家能夠親眼目睹
我的鬼門關表演

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今晚為各位帶來玩命特技

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違反物理規則、跳脫重力限制

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我會越過這個水缸

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裡面滿是食人大白鯊

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致命電鰻

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餓死鬼食人魚、食人不吐骨頭的鱷魚

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還有令人聞風喪膽的

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獅子王

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差點忘了

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為了加強難度，滴一滴血看看

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如果我逃不過鬼門關

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奉勸各位，安全帶綁好，開車不煩惱

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太cool了

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我不敢看

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他成功了

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勁呀

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他沒事，各位

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真是精采的夜晚

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各位貴賓，歡迎年僅十歲，膽大包天

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只要不在課室，就一定是在搗亂

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世界第一敢死王，巴特辛普森

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巴特

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巴特

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巴特，到家了，寶貝

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爸爸，我要做敢死巴特

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小朋友真是又傻又天真

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你瘋了吧，巴特

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-不可能成功
-咪囉嗦，娘砲

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不，他受重傷了

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-不妙
-快閃

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（春田市綜合醫院）

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（急診）

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我的小寶貝

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美枝，講好要扮黑臉

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-你沒事吧？
-好得不得了

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我縫了好幾針

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噁心

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應該會留疤

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辛普森太太，巴特說他受傷

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是因為想成為敢死巴特？

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我們昨晚看了玩命演出

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你也知道，猴子看到就會學

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我可以教育他一下

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讓他打消玩命念頭

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巴特，這個病房專醫

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看玩命節目、電影跟現場表演
而受傷的孩子

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這小子想學超人飛跌斷腳

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這小鬼的哥哥用士巴拿打破他的頭

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是從最近的摔角節目學到的招數

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還有專為《獎門人》設的病房
我更加不用多提了

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沒想到電視節目會教壞小孩

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小朋友受傷很可憐

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但看了這麼多節目

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沒出人命就謝天謝地了

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老天保佑，巴特

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-蕉拔醫生講的都懂了嗎？
-我都聽進去了，爸爸

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我今天學到教訓了，謝謝蕉拔醫生

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我成功了

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-哇
-厲害

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好犀利，巴特

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-超勁
-叫你一聲大佬

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-太cool了
-謝謝你

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為這些勇敢的動物拍手吧

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小朋友，感謝大家

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戶外教學的細路，快落車

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還好嗎？巴特

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我沒靈感了，米爾豪斯

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你們小朋友受我這套表演

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我很感動，但還不夠

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還有更大的挑戰等住我

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小朋友們，歡迎來到春田峽谷

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哇

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超正

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我敢講這裡很適合棄屍

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保證找不到人

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奧托，我會飛越春田峽谷

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用我的滑板

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巴特，身為唯一的大人

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我有責任同你講句

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-什麼？
-Cool

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奧托，我可以廣播嗎？

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不，巴特，這是緊急情況才可以用

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-可是我想跟大家宣傳小飛俠
-好吧

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各位注意

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本周六我會踏著滑板

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飛越春田峽谷

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我很有可能會粉身碎骨

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希望大家都能來看，謝謝

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春田峽谷？巴特，你死梗

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麗莎，我不知道該怎麼形容

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做小飛俠的感覺

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同你看書的滿足感一樣

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你做任何蠢事之前

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我希望你能見見一個人

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謝謝蕉拔醫生的幫忙

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只要能遏止這種歪風，我很樂意

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小朋友，請見世界第一玩命達人

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敢死墨道

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墨道，這兩位是麗莎跟巴特

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巴特是你的頭號擁躉

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很榮幸，墨道，你還好嗎？

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-醫生，這什麼聲音？
-恐怕你骨頭斷了

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現在你是全身性骨折

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別擔心，兄弟，這根斷過幾次了

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想要簽名嗎？護士

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-你叫什麼名字呢？
-致巴特就好

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“致巴特，感謝你來春田醫院

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探望我

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你的到來如和煦陽光

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使我生活撥雲見日”

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-你的大哥哥，敢死墨道隊長
-哇，老兄

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謝謝你，敢死墨道

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沒問題，護士，幫我拉出來

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墨道先生，我哥哥有計畫

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要用滑板飛越大峽谷

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可以讓我們私底下傾下嗎？

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孩子你真是太棒了

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年輕人願意玩命是好事

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很多人會說你腦壞了

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或者沒錯，但實際上

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受傷最型仔，男人不壞，女人不愛

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橫掂美國醫生不嫌多

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這樣不太對吧

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-謝謝敢死墨道
-不客氣，兄弟

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離開之前幫我跟護士說
我可以用海棉刷背沖涼了

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不用自己動手的好處，護士？

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春田峽谷？

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你腦的洞還沒補好嗎？

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-二五仔
-抱歉，巴特

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但是如果你受傷或死掉

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雖然我可以獨佔爸媽的愛
但我會想你的

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巴特，同你講過不準做小飛俠了

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-你說的不算
-我說了算，番房，巴特

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我罵完了，真高興有人站出來

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一次解決這個狗屁玩命

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你可以用嘴限制我

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但總不能成日監視我

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你視線離開的那一刻

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我就會帶著滑板衝峽谷

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他贏了，美枝，我們無能為力

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死都拗番生

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你是他老豆，你要同他講道理

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沒用，我攔不住他

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拜託，荷馬，與你兒子敞開心胸

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不試試看怎知道

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好，我試試看

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巴特？

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巴特，你搞什麼？

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-沒什麼
-你不會是

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要去峽谷的路上吧？

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-或者是
-我可能攔不住你

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我只能請你答應我

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千萬別飛越大峽谷

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-我答應你
-不

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-怎麼了？
-你在敷衍我

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巴特，我不是在跟你開玩笑

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這是正經事

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如果你答應了就要做到

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-為什麼？
-因為如果你做不到

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以後你講的話我都當是放屁

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拜託

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-我是認真的
-好的爸爸，我答應你

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我不會飛越春田峽谷

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這才乖嘛

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-傾成點？荷馬
-美枝

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-我們生了個乖仔
-那是因為他有好爸爸

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他在哪裡？不是說中午嗎？

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他在營造氣氛

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-只會講大話
-他來了

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寶貝，想玩波嗎？

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不，衰仔

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本來要一起打波

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巴特

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車

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怎麼了？

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巴特，我軟硬兼施

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老天啊，我還同你講道理

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而我只能犧牲自己飛越峽谷

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為什麼？

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因為這樣你才知道

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看到家人為了憨膽做蠢事是什麼感覺

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爸爸，你不會成功的

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你以為我不知道嗎？

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-再見，兒子
-爸爸，別去

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我答應你我不跳了

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謝天謝地

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-我愛你，爸爸
-我也愛你，兒子

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你知道嗎？孩子

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我從未感覺跟你如此親近過

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什麼？

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我會成功的

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這是我人生最刺激的一天

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我是世界之王

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如果你覺得自己好掂
不如來養我個仔試下