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阿森一族

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（我不是個中女）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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我的休息時間就這樣沒了

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這些爛草

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都怪那臭小子

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別抱怨了，荷馬

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巴特要忙他的自然報告

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要聽老婆話，荷馬
還有，不要太大聲

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別吵到我工作

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下午一點，沒有動靜

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你好，鄰居

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託上帝的褔，今天天氣真好
對不對？

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-你好，佛蘭德斯
-你在修草皮嗎？

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誰說的，美枝，我要飲啤酒

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辛普森

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我這裡有些除草劑

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三兩下就能把雜草除乾淨了

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雜草，你說什麼？

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-哪裡有雜草？
-那裡啊，還有那裡

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那裡也有一大片

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雜草沒有什麼不好

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只是名不好聽而己

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如果叫“聖草”的話
大家就會愛死它們

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是啊，說得對

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美枝，我的啤酒呢？

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啤酒都沒有了，荷馬

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-可惡
-你要果汁嗎？

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別開玩笑了

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辛普森，我無意偷聽

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但我的遊戲房裡還有些凍啤酒
不嫌棄的話就一起吧

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好啊，有何不可？

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我也該休息一下了

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我的天啊

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這太棒了

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對喔

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這是你第一次來我家

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我們做隔離鄰舍先得

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個八年而已

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我的好老婆來了

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錫啖先

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我的靚仔老公

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你們一定肚餓吧

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我做了一些公司三文治給你們

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她很棒吧，辛普森

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是啊，但你是不是忘了什麼？

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噢，你的啤酒，生啤好嗎？

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上週才開封的

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這是專程

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由荷蘭送來的好貨

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我就不客氣了

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（男子漢馬克杯）

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爸，謝謝你幫我做自然報告

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不客氣，乖兒子

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你真是世上最棒的爸爸了

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別這樣，我會不好意思

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我知道，拜拜

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照顧細路真辛苦

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真是，我受夠了

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怎麼了，辛普森？

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你一直在向我炫耀

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你家比我家好

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你的啤酒是浸過鹹水

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你同個仔感情很好

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你老婆的身材比我老婆好

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我真的頂你唔順

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辛普森，我要請你離開了

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希望你能明白

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你以為我想留啊

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這個我要帶走

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荷馬，你睡不著嗎？

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抱歉，美枝

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都是那個混蛋佛蘭德斯害

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那個自以為是愛哂命的人

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你們到底怎麼了？

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聽住，他…

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他說…

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他說了什麼不重要
重要的是他的態度

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他的態度怎麼了？

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-那個，他…
-他生氣了嗎？

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-沒有
-他態度很差嗎？

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OK，他的態度不重要

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重點是他要表達的意思

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他覺得我們家很不濟

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荷馬，雖然我是你的老婆
但我必須講

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他一直以來都是個好鄰居

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好鄰居，是嗎？

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是沒到那麼好，但他…

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不要否認，美枝

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妳說得對

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他是很好，他什麼都比我好

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我去外面行下，冷靜一下

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我太激動了

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因為我不夠好

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比不上內德佛蘭德斯

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內德，你睡不著嗎？

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怎麼了？

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我好過意不去

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有時候我會不小心忘記
我們家過得比辛普森家好

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我帶他回家、請他飲啤酒

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他會生氣也是正常

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都是我不好

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我還老是把罵不還口掛在嘴邊

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內德，你應該找人諮詢一下

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妳說得對

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（牧師工作、牧師之家
資源回收站、行動諮詢師）

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你好，是嗱喳牧師嗎？

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不是，我是嗱喳太太

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你等等

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親愛的，起身

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佛蘭德斯好像有事

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他應該又踩到螞蟻了

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你好，內德

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牧師，很抱歉這麼晚打給你

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是這樣的
我今天趕了一個鄰居出門

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這好像違反了
馬太褔音第19章19節所說的

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“要愛你的鄰居”

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馬太褔音第19章19節
對、對

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內德，你要知道聖經也提及

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“回答柔和，使怒消退”

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回答柔和？這建議太棒了

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願主保佑你，牧師

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親愛的鄰居

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（文思泉湧板）

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佛蘭德斯

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我不怪你對我生氣，荷馬

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我只是要把這封信給你

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我走了

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“親愛的鄰居

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你是我的兄弟

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我愛你

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但我的胸中感到

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無比哀愁”

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哀愁

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等等，我還沒看完

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你們太過份了

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他對你敞開心胸，你們卻笑他

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“永遠的好鄰居”，天啊

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“內德佛蘭德斯”

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他好戇居

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爸，讀多次哀愁那段

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等等

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哀愁

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巴特

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我真希望我們家的感情
能跟佛蘭德斯家一樣好

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OK，你媽有道理

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我們來做個家庭活動吧

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不如我們去打個迷你高爾夫

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然後再整杯奶昔如何？

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好耶

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我本來打算要去洗頭的

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我還有數學比賽要準備

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冠軍的獎品有一個量角器

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妳要那沒用的東西幹嘛？

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走吧，兒子

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（狂推桿迷你高爾夫球場）

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球來了

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我明明打到中間了

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可惡，那只是練習，小子

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快去執波，荷馬

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（請勿敲打或破壞景物）

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快看，那不是荷馬辛普森嗎？

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這是個連絡感情的好機會

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放棄吧，老頭
這洞只能打六桿

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我知道，我第五桿就會入洞了

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來吧，寶貝，拜託入洞，拜託你了

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可惡

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你好啊，辛普森，玩得開心嗎？

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佛蘭德斯，你在這裡幹嘛？

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我來陪托德大師打迷你高爾夫啊

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-你好，巴特
-走開

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既然我們和好了，要一起玩嗎？

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-聽起來不錯
-好啊

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太好了，一定會很好玩

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你好像在這遇到了一些麻煩

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這洞太難了

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就算全美冠軍來也一樣

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辛普森先生，這洞的確很難

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攻略時不能冒進

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要從底下進攻，雖然不能一次打進

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但可以讓你在下一桿輕鬆推進

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喔，入洞

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-打得好，托德
-算你好運

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（賽道終點）

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最終桿數，巴特41桿

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荷馬，我計下先…

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六加六加六…

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-不用計了
-你們看

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（第一屆狂推桿迷你高爾夫錦標賽）

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哇，第一名有50元的獎金耶

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哇，參加獎有氣球耶

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小巴特，你也想參加比賽嗎？

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沒錯，他也要參加
而且還會拿冠軍，對吧？

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或者啦

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有自信，很好

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但可別給小朋友太大壓力了

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畢竟托德的實力有目共睹

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是嗎？

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只要我兒子願意

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他隨時都能打敗你兒子

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我們走吧

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但是，爸，我這輩子從沒拿過冠軍

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阿仔，我只有這次會這樣說

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你一定要贏

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別動，乖狗仔

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好，低頭

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可惡，不是你，我是在跟巴特說話

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把頭低下，眼睛看著球

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好吧，這招無用

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改成抬頭，但不要看球

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天啊

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你幹什麼？

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球桿可是你的第二生命
就如同棒球選手的球棒

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以及小提琴家的那根…
那根棍子一樣

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來吧，我們來幫你的球桿改名

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什麼？

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-快，幫它改個名
-球桿先生

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太弱了，再試一次

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-叫個女仔的名
-媽媽

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-你的球桿叫做小麗
-為什麼？

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咪囉唆

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這張相入面的人就是你的敵人

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托德佛蘭德斯

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我要你每天望住他15分鐘

228
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,762
心想他有多可惡

229
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,931
以及你跟小麗消滅他之後

230
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,433
會有幾開心

231
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,769
-小麗是誰？
-別囉唆了

232
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,187
瞪住他

233
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,445
巴特，你好啊

234
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:43,327
荷馬，我聽到你和巴特的對話了

235
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,662
-然後呢？
-我想

236
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,247
你會不會太認真了

237
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,082
這只是小朋友的比賽而已

238
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,669
美枝啊，這可是我們向佛蘭德斯家
耀武揚威的大好機會

239
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,130
無錯，不過我們為什麼要那樣做？

240
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,174
因為，當你不夠好時

241
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,093
只要拉別人墊底就會感覺好些

242
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:02,263
而我已經厭倦墊底了

243
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,266
（第二名）

244
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,184
（參加獎）

245
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,936
（人人有獎）

246
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,021
巴特，你在幹嘛？

247
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,983
麗莎，象棋裡那隻
最沒用的棋子叫什麼？

248
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,485
雖然每顆棋子都有它的作用

249
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,904
但我想你要講的應該是卒

250
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,157
沒錯，我就是個小卒

251
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,160
我知道，有時候我很慶幸

252
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:27,580
爸對我做的事完全不感興趣

253
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,540
巴特，我可以幫你

254
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,083
（春田公共圖書館）

255
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,752
第一站，圖書館

256
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,420
-妳好啊，麗莎
-妳好，諾頓太太

257
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,131
-嗨，麗莎
-嗨，勞夫

258
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,050
-嗨，麗莎
-大家好

259
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,636
好了，巴特，這裡是書目表

260
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,764
我看看，高爾夫球

261
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,975
高爾夫趣事、高爾夫名人

262
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,478
高爾夫笑話、日本高爾夫聖地

263
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,855
找到了，推桿

264
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,901
還有最重要的一本書

265
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,903
老子的道德經

266
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,988
麗莎，我們買不起這麼多書

267
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,656
巴特，我們只是要借書而己

268
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:04,784
知道了

269
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,370
我要你將所有邏輯都抛諸腦後

270
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,330
好

271
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,540
-擁抱虛無
-無問題

272
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,751
想像自己是一塊未經雕琢的石頭

273
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,085
-搞掂
-巴特

274
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,254
咪扮嘢，我知道你不明白

275
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,089
-沒錯
-這樣我很難繼續

276
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,174
的確

277
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,593
巴特，我問你

278
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,346
單手鼓掌的聲音是什麼？

279
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,430
簡單

280
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,434
巴特，並沒有標準答案
這是古人的智慧

281
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,937
是為了要幫你清除雜念

282
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,439
沒有答案？麗莎，妳聽

283
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,443
我們再試一次

284
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,071
如果有顆樹在四處無人的森林中倒了

285
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,280
你會聽到什麼？

286
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,615
簡單

287
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:51,372
巴特，四周無人
你又怎麼會聽到呢？

288
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,876
時機到了

289
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,380
高爾夫的重點在於幾合學的運用

290
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,924
你把球打到這裡看看

291
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,432
真難以置信

292
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,352
妳居然能把幾合學活用到生活中

293
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:17,147
（世界七大奇景，人面獅身像）

294
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,082
巴特，你在做什麼？

295
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,917
快下來，免得被鄰居…

296
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,210
-你好啊，辛普森
-慘了

297
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,296
佛蘭德斯，不管你看到了什麼

298
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,424
巴特明天都會砌低你的細路

299
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,718
無問題，願最強的人獲勝

300
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,720
“願最強的人獲勝”

301
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,430
失敗者的藉口

302
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,723
等等，辛普森

303
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,850
我認為我兒子的獲勝機會很大

304
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,018
是嗎？要賭嗎？

305
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,312
唔，我不打賭

306
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,065
你是在笑我細膽嗎？

307
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,067
-沒錯
-那好，這個賭注怎麼樣？

308
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,529
賭你老婆的焗蛋糕

309
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,990
同我老婆整的千層酥

310
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:11,160
哈，這算什麼賭注？

311
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,786
這是…

312
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,416
辛普森，我開始覺得你好煩

313
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,293
無膽鬼，不如這樣

314
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,755
如果巴特贏了，你就要幫我修草皮

315
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,467
好，那如果托德贏了
你就要來幫我修草皮

316
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,261
而且不准偷懶

317
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,348
好，那你要著你老婆的套裝

318
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,558
來幫我修草皮

319
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,771
就這樣決定了，你這個…壞蛋

320
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,815
美枝，讀出來

321
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,776
“輸家的父親要去…”

322
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,946
等等，輸家這個詞太嚴重了吧

323
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,490
能不能換成“沒贏的男孩”就好

324
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,116
好啦

325
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,620
”沒贏的男孩的父親

326
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,830
要穿著老婆的套裝，幫對方修草皮

327
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:57,831
無錯

328
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,458
請你們雙方在這裡簽名

329
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,710
我希望你們能以文明的方式解決

330
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,421
我先唔驚你，佛蘭德斯

331
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,843
天啊，我做了什麼好事？

332
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,720
巴特，手要直

333
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,973
-用腰力
-爸

334
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,393
仔啊，我只要你盡力而為

335
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,769
我試下

336
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,437
盡力是失敗者的藉口

337
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,814
你一定要贏

338
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,783
荷馬？

339
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,160
美枝，妳老實講

340
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,246
我到底要著邊件？

341
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,430
早安，兒子

342
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,765
今天是大賽的日子

343
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,767
-你一定要贏
-爸

344
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,185
樓下見，兒子

345
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,694
-這漫畫真有趣
-第八洞

346
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,446
瞄準章魚的第三隻腳

347
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,489
-12洞
-用粉紅墓碑反彈

348
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,490
涅槃

349
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,242
超脫生死、滅諸煩惱

350
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,285
巴特，快吃吧

351
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,871
我專門為整牛扒做早餐

352
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:22,666
媽，巴特的飲食需要嚴格的控制

353
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,418
牛肉會讓他變得遲鈍

354
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,837
那他要食什麼？

355
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,505
-燕麥
-燕麥？

356
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,591
肯塔基賽馬的冠軍馬

357
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,177
就是吃燕麥才拿冠軍的

358
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,970
新聞快報，麗莎

359
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,680
巴特不是馬

360
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:37,973
食你舊扒

361
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,393
（第一屆狂推桿迷你高爾夫錦標賽
就在今日）

362
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,279
大家午安

363
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,823
歡迎各位一同參與本次的
迷你高爾夫大賽

364
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,034
經過一個早上的激戰之後

365
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,079
賽事也即將進入尾聲

366
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,289
冠軍賽即將展開

367
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,916
兩位選手將一決高下

368
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,001
他們分別是無名小卒巴特

369
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,252
以及我們年僅十歲

370
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,214
卻才華洋溢、前途無量的
托德佛蘭德斯

371
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:14,301
巴特，從來沒有人鼓勵過我

372
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,596
所以我不知道這樣說對不對

373
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,474
-我信你
-多謝

374
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,101
主啊，我們懇求…

375
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,144
佛蘭德斯，現在祈禱太晚了

376
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,231
我已經禱告過了
上帝可沒辦法讓兩邊都贏

377
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,692
辛普森，我是在禱求不會有人受傷

378
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,570
是嗎，佛蘭德斯，有分別嗎？

379
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,864
明天這個時候
你就會穿著套裝修草皮了

380
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,075
-不，你會，你會
-我不會，我不會

381
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,493
-你一定會
-我絕對不會

382
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,537
-你絕對就會加一
-可惡

383
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,499
托德將率先開球

384
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:51,755
機會很大

385
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,507
很好，入波

386
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,800
天啊

387
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,803
森林之樹、森林之樹

388
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,012
森林之…

389
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,105
這真是一場龍爭虎鬥

390
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,150
不用比面，托德

391
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,489
耶

392
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:28,167
（煤氣，易燃物，氮氣）

393
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,668
耶

394
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,550
可惡

395
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,597
眼前這兩位小朋友

396
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,683
為我們展現了勇氣的真諦

397
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,603
最後一洞的守護者為
偉大的解放者林肯

398
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,563
標準桿為八桿

399
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,481
這場比賽即將迎來結局

400
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,108
勝者將痛飲香檳

401
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,486
敗者只能獨自品嘗現實的殘酷

402
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,788
阿仔別緊張
下一桿補回來就好了

403
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,998
加油，巴特

404
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,458
別忘了足球員是怎麼說

405
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,835
“你如果輸了就別回來”

406
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:12,836
荷馬

407
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,726
兩人的狀況都不好

408
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,729
在這麼大的壓力下
失常也是在所難免

409
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,316
超緊張，對不對，托德？

410
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,984
是啊，我的腳一路震

411
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,320
胃裡像有舊大石

412
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,614
但我想這能幫助我成長

413
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,324
誰要成長啊？

414
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,951
-我們退賽吧
-好啊

415
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,412
我們認為我們一樣厲害

416
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,122
我們要求平手，老兄

417
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,879
各位先生女士，本場比賽平手

418
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,966
請原諒我的失態

419
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:03,553
但這兩位小朋友為我們展現了
何謂運動家精神

420
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,598
我已經很久都沒見過這種事了

421
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,142
-做得好，老兄
-好耶

422
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:16,024
荷馬，我們的孩子
為我們上了一課，對吧？

423
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,777
只要通力合作，就會獲得雙贏

424
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:22,114
感謝老天，我們都不用受罰了

425
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,198
我們和解吧，老兄

426
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,784
你想反悔嗎？

427
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,161
你說什麼啊？他們都沒有輸啊

428
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,080
這裡白紙黑字寫著

429
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:32,749
“沒贏的男孩的父親

430
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,210
要著老婆的套裝”

431
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,087
但他們兩個…那我們…

432
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,839
這樣你都要被罰

433
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,633
能看到你屈辱的樣子
這點小事算什麼

434
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,766
我最好的套裝毀了

435
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:53,312
我一定會有童年陰影

436
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:57,691
大家都在笑

437
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,276
我這輩子毀了

438
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,777
該死的佛蘭德斯

439
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,322
辛普森啊，這雖然很蠢

440
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,073
但其實

441
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,451
這讓我想起了以前在兄弟會的日子

442
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:10,662
可惡，他根本就樂在其中