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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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我不会跟别人换裤子穿
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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老莫小酒馆
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-霍默 在首都发生什么事了
-巴尼
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说嘛 霍默 我们都好奇得要死
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比孬种更要命的是
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坐在酒吧里
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跟大家讲自己的变身孬种史
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我竟然沦落到这个地步
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拜托 霍默
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-跟我们说吧
-好吧
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让我娓娓道来
一切始于公司在春田体育场
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家庭日
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举办员眷暨只能携三个小孩之夜
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终于甩掉警察了
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还刚好停在球场 真是巧
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全部滚出去
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孩子们 今晚上场的球员
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可能是未来的强棒选手
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什么 不是过气棒球手吗
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也有 各有千秋
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可以在老球场
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度过一晚放松夏夜真是太棒了
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外野的青青绿草
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内野的炙红砖土
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而白线将男人与男孩划出界线
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莉萨 你忘记还有啤酒了
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这里卖的可是重量杯
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希望你会喝到断片 霍默
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-在翻哪份旧帐
-去年的时候
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你整个人失控 对裁判露屁股
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玛琦 球票不仅提供我座位
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我也有权利 应该说是责任
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让自己颜面扫地
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盖米尔一家 很高兴见到各位
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你是我们废物管理部的男神
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今晚就别想那些废料 爽吃热狗吧
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斯密瑟斯 给他盖好宝宝印章
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已完成 先生
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长官 他们是辛普森一家
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这不是辛普斯一家吗
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先生 是辛普森
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是的
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霍默与玛琦·辛普森
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两位一定是巴特跟莉萨
我还以为这位在肚子里
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提词卡得更新信息了 先生
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好吧
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没事的
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宝宝的名字无所谓 走吧 玛琦
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买热狗 热呼呼的热狗
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那是闪电·贝乐
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我要请他签名
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他曾是球场上巨星
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-闪电 可以帮我签名吗
-不要
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过气的肥宅球员
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他以为他是什么东西
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-怎么了 孩子
-他不帮我签名
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真是坏榜样 巴特 球给我
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闪电 有位菠萝头熟女过来了
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小姐姐你好 有何贵干
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签好了 巴特
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柔情汽车旅馆 26号房
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来连结一下 闪电
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闪电·贝乐看上我老婆
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你还是魅力无穷 玛琦
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爸 你上球场屏幕了
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大家好吗
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球场屏幕
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快看 我是霍默·辛普森
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霍默 小心下面
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检查裤档干嘛 糟糕
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谢谢各位
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各位贵宾 今晚开球嘉宾
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他的名字
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代表了全国最干净的能源
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蒙哥马利·伯恩斯先生
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看你多受欢迎 先生
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理所当然
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斯密瑟斯 我年轻的时候
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我那专利的幻象球
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可是与撒齐尔·佩吉的
捉摸不定球齐名
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帮我吐个口水招好运吧 斯密瑟斯
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为您挤出精华 先生
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太差劲了
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一声音爆 划破寂静
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给我闭嘴
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伯恩斯 奶油手
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像个娘们在投球 老兄
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我还比你强
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各位贵宾 向国家致敬
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起立唱国歌
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由春田市节奏蓝调乐手
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烂牙墨菲演唱
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哦 你可
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看见
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我问你们
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你可看见
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透过一线曙光
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火箭闪闪红光
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达夫啤酒
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炸弹空中作响打下来
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在空中劈哩啪啦响
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勇士…
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的…
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家乡
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春田市民大家好
我是丹·霍德 你的球评
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今晚同位素队对决讨人厌的
谢尔比维尔小混球队
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员工席
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同位素队准备拿下第26场连败
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职业棒球史上最惨纪录
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厉害吧 我们死气沉沉的小地方
可是榜上有名
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跟员工坐在一起
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充分表现我的亲和力
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斯密瑟斯 你给我排了走道位吧
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我不想被他们挤在中间
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上吧 火力全开 击球手
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拿出投手本事 不要像个白痴
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捕手加油 不要漏油
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-先生请就坐
-不
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玛琦 跟老板坐在一起
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今晚的好兴致都没了
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真是烂透了
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只是不能当众露屁股而已
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你是在提油浇火
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啤酒来了 达夫啤酒
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啤酒 听到了吗 玛琦
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冰凉可口的啤酒
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可以浇熄我坐在老板旁的不安
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霍默
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想来一杯吗
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我吗 不要了
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傻子才喝啤酒
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我只是想说要请你一起喝一杯
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如果像先生一样 喝啤酒还如此精壮
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那何尝不可
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不过 明天不用酒测吧
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不用 啤酒哥 来两瓶
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两块五美元
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第四局 谢尔比维尔两分
同位素四分
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击球手软掉了 他说
阿姨我不想努力了
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这句不错 先生
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我以前在西贝球场
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常对康尼·马克骂这句
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宝宝击球手 就是没有种
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很粗俗 我喜欢
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酒剩没几滴 再加满如何
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乐意之至
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第六局 谢尔比维尔六分
同位素四分
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辛普斯 来海波浪一下吧
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好呀 伯尔尼湿
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满垒 同位素失分 准备出局
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投手出击了
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挥棒落空 三振出局
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可恶
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这些没路用的没法继承派·崔诺衣钵
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比尔·麦克洛斯基接下来上场
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差不多可以跳到赛后节目了
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冲啊 给我们来个满贯炮
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这比赛实在让我气到快吐血
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大家怎么回事 打起精神 动起来
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球队需要你 来吧
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我站上去 彷佛被电流穿过
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但不是酒精作用
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而是被人注目的电流
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右外场有个傻蛋带起旋风
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气氛都热起来了
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看看他能不能激起
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比尔·麦克洛斯基的斗志
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强棒出击 球飞到左外野
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继续高飞 不见了 打到外层空间了
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老天 同位素队赢了
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同位素队赢了
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同位素队赢了
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真是激励人心
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是的 真不开心
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霍默·辛普森那不要脸的表演癖
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毁了我的夜晚
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以后公司的业外活动都不准他来
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霍默·辛普森 业外活动
永远封杀
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太棒了 霍默
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谢谢你 大家真好
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很高兴你们喜欢 但功不在我
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都是击球手厉害
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打扰了 舞棍先生
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我叫安东·特斯·奥哈拉
是同位素球队老板
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你有兴趣来当我们的官方吉祥物吗
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我？小职业联盟球队吉祥物
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早知道就当成他在说笑
或是多考虑一秒
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或许如果我想不到好名字
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我们就不会落到此步田地了
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上车 舞动霍默
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安静点 我还在想名字
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我准备好粉墨登场了
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好酷 爸爸
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我们家好像又换了个画风
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球队请你穿那样吗 霍默
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不 是我自己发挥创意
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加紧脚步 别吃太多菜 宝贝
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等等有好多玉米片
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好耶
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这是我人生第一次
不是被别人笑话
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而是在逗大家发笑
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同位素得胜
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春田市战争纪念体育场
春田市同位素队
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对决伯灵顿漂流者
特别演出 霍默·辛普森
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两次连胜
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舞动霍默
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辛普森纪念衫
真没想到有这一天
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裙摆摇摇 摇到外婆桥
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别闹了
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不然这根球棒会捅得你哀哀叫
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是吗 你要捅哪里
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春田市战争纪念体育场
霍默·辛普森
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春田市同位素队
对决沙连大道队
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海伦 我想来个海盗之夜
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我可以点一首“大象走”吗
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加一点雷鬼元素
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舞动霍默 赶快练舞功
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来去无影踪 舞动霍默
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今夜 舞动霍默
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春田市对决谢尔比维尔
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满垒 二出局 大家表现很好
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春
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田
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市
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大
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胜利
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春田市大胜利
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投手上
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挥棒落空 三振出局
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同位素队落败
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同位素队落败
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你要求见我吗 特斯老板
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霍默 你我皆知你站上舞台的时候
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就有离开的那天
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了解
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你没法炒掉球员 就拿吉祥物开刀
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你真令人恶心
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霍默 我不是要炒你鱿鱼
我刚收到消息
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要你去首都表演
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-我 去大联盟球场
-没错
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可是大联盟球场已经有吉祥物了
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传奇吉祥物首都混球
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对 但他已经表演好几年了
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他需要中场休息
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-这是个好机会
-没错
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你跟家人讨论一下吧
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他们或许不赞成
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这是辛普森有史以来
所做过最重大的决定
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我该听我小孩的话
而不是被我那猪头老婆害
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我怎么可以讲她坏话 自掌嘴
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我不能离开春田市
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一日春田人 一生春田鬼
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你也可以换个地方当鬼
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那我朋友怎么办
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你会交上更高尚的新朋友
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爸爸 我们低端人口有低端标准
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首都太高不可攀了
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春田市的每个人都对我们特别宽容
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霍默 说真的
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我有点吓到了
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但每个人都有使命
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是上天给我们的天命
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或许你的天命就是当球场舞棍
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-你意思是
-上吧 霍默
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我们要成为万众焦点
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-永不回头
-越没有那个屁股
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越要吃泻药
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没那么简单
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我得请我主管准假
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没问题 你要请多久
四年还五年
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危险 勿站于此
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辛普森 你们真的要搬到首都吗
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-没错 奈德
-这些都是要卖的吗
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近全新
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我不知道如何开口
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少来了 法兰德斯 别哭哭啼啼
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我也会很想念你 假的
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我不知道 巴特
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我是会想念你
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来吧 米尔豪斯
这样我们就是结拜兄弟了
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好
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我会想念你的 换痰兄弟
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我会想念你的 换痰兄弟
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我真心诚意
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觉得如果我们再熟一点
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我的离开就会是个大事
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-对
-没错
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我们来拜访一下
等等就要直驱首都了
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无法相信 小妹要搬去大都市了
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-我会每天打给你
-我也会
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他会按喇叭呢
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闭嘴
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舞动霍默 感恩之夜
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有些人会说
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我拿到一手烂牌
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没念什么书
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头顶跟电灯泡一样
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十年都在同样公司领同样薪水
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今天 我来到首都
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我认为自己
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是世界上最幸运的吉祥物
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在这长江后浪推前浪的时代
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我准备踏出人生最大一步
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不
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首都 还很远
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宝贝 我们到首都了
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看那大桥
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哇
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你若来首都
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请你斟酌看
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乐福鞋
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见面第一句话 都是恭喜恭喜
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首都
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孩子们看 街头犯罪
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这个地方让你心花怒放
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像个国王
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真是好客
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国王在此
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万人拥载爱戴
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看 是托尼·贝奈特
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很高兴见到你
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向预备役勇士致敬
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在首都
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不可以皱眉头
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像小丑一样活跳跳
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当你看到
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-大道交界
-大道交界
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你一旦发现
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达夫啤酒 千杯再千杯
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就舍不得说再见
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达夫酒厂
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首都就是甜蜜家乡
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快乐大首都
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巫婆指甲
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就是我们的首都
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我们的甜蜜家乡
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甘露酒吧 恰恰俱乐部
原单T恤馆
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圣多米尼克教堂
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拒绝养生馆
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要塞咖啡 苹果酱屋
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首都万岁
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回味无穷汽车旅馆
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首
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都
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首都
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快睡觉 霍默
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抱歉 宝贝
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我只是有点紧张
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今晚非常值得纪念
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玛琦破天荒地比我早睡着
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票给你 视野应该不错
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是球员太太席
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别忘了为我加油
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球赛后见 大明星
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巴特异常安静
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吉祥物入口
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稍晚他跟我解释
他被崇拜我的心情吓到了
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这心情一下就没了
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我不敢相信
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真的是你 首都混球
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舞动霍默 很高兴有你加入
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需要我的时候就单击喇叭
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第五场交给你了
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大家都进入状况了
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几杯黄汤下肚
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这是正式比赛 那一局很关键
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第五局
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我也真希望这里有条拉链
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你知道我的意思
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-好的 混球先生
-叫我老混球就好了
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你打算怎么表演
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站起来热舞 用身体扭出首都
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用《大象走》的旋律
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曼西尼的歌吗 很适合表演
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球场见
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我来暖场 你来炒热气氛
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大家好 我是戴夫·格莱斯
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今晚天气好棒
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在哪里
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继续往上 到夹层区
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应该是这
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-这什么鸟位子
-球员太太
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不是应该要坐近一点吗
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其实这里是前妻席
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我后来才发现
他在堪萨斯城养了外室
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往他头丢
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谁都想不到
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拿到大联盟的免票
却紧张到不能好好看
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满脑子都在想等下的表演
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买热狗 热呼呼的热狗
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热狗
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各位贵宾 首都新旋风
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舞动霍默
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还是球场的好吃
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爸爸上场了
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我浑身是劲 秀出舞技
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我是全场焦点
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但没人在乎
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大家怎么这么冷淡
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妈妈 他做错什么了
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我不知道
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观众毫无反应
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耳朵听到的都是批评
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这家伙无聊死了
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真是悲哀
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在一堆人面前笑话自己
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这种乡巴佬表演
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在首都上不了台面
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我唯一得到的呼声
是为了把我嘘出场
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舞棍阿伯
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老板现在要你过去
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戴夫·罗斯菲尔德 老板
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很遗憾 年轻人 你还不够格
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请跟前台领支票 衣服给我穿好
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我想该回去春田市了
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我不能回去
我已经被首都的霓虹灯给迷惑
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离开这里我的灵魂会干枯的
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够了 两位 脸色好看一点
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你爸爸已经很不好受了
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太棒了 爸爸
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我的家庭真美丽
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我的家人相伴左右
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首都出口
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回家路上 我才明白于事无补
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故事讲完了 表演服烧了
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因为我儿子会说我像只悲哀的猩猩
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真是传奇
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对了 你们听得真投入
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我又成为焦点人物了
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是的 非常引人入胜
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再讲一次 霍默
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好
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真不知道为什么
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这种丢人的故事大家这么爱听
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不知道 就是很令人上瘾
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你若来首都
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请你斟酌看
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见面第一句话 都是恭喜恭喜
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首都
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这个地方让你心花怒放
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像个国王
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国王在此
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万人拥载爱戴
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在首都
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不可以皱眉头
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像小丑一样活跳跳
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当你看到
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大道交界
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你一旦发现
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就舍不得说再见
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快乐大首都
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我们的甜蜜家乡
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字幕翻译：侯敏生