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大家好

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萬聖節真的是很詭異的節日

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我個人無法理解

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小孩拜野鬼，扮惡魔

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電視上放的節目

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完全兒童不宜

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如同接下來的半小時節目

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不過我小孩好像沒差

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但今晚我端上來的故事

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會嚇破你的膽

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如果你的小孩是玻璃心

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建議你早早就把他們趕去睡覺

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免得明天還要寫投訴信

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我講完了

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辛普森家庭萬聖節特輯

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（春田市墓園）

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（依斯基、以實瑪之墓）

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（柯尼爾斯、加菲之墓）

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（感恩吸附樂團、鬼馬小精靈之墓）

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（貓王之墓、自掘墳墓）

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（不給糖就搗蛋）

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買到錢包破洞，我愛萬聖節

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等等，來看看孩子們在搞什麼鬼

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電話那頭的警察說

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“我們已經查出對方來電之處了

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就在地板下

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快逃

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但為時已晚”

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故事講完了

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無聊，我小三就聽過了
一點都不可怕

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-明明就很可怕
-一點都不可怕

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隨便，那你來講更可怕的

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麻煩給我手電筒

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我要講的故事會讓你嚇到笑

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-哥哥
-這個故事叫做

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《阿達一家》

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-家當都到了，請簽收
-簽好了，給你

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一塊給你喝涼水

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好凍酸，活該住凶宅

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歡迎入厝

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這房子真是便宜到像在作夢

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感謝屋主急著要脫手，美枝

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吉屋急賣，真的很急著脫手

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地段一流、裡面18間臥室
外面護城河，我們根本賺到

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難得走運，就接受吧

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感覺有貓膩

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媽媽，霸子拿書丟我

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-才沒有
-明明就有

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-才沒有
-明明就有

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滾出去

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那是什麼鬼？

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大概是房子在歡迎我們

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我得好好改造一下這廚房

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荷馬

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那是什麼角落生物？

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-我不知道
-看起來像個漩渦

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可以通往異次元世界

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漩渦

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我丟你撿

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很好用嘛

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“不要亂丟垃圾過來”

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爸媽，救命

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滾出去

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看你怎麼自己脫身

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我感應得到這房子被邪靈附體

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-邪靈？
-花枝，妳嚇到妳媽了

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寶貝，準備穿外套，我們現在就走

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等等，美枝

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老房子本來就會點問題

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處理一下就好了

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找一些道士來做法

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我不要為了省幾毛錢就住鬼屋

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不要這麼死心眼

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我們講的不是幾毛錢

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是幾千塊錢

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這天花板真是高

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不如我們先睡一覺吧？

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好吧，如果發生什麼事

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還能發生什麼事？

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他們都與你為敵，霸子

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把他們殺光光

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送他們上西天

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是我的意識在講話嗎？

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我

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沒錯

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花枝

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拿起屠刀，花枝

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他們都與我為敵

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我要送他們上西天

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美枝

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美枝？

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我在廚房，荷馬

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去死

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通通死一死

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這是什麼情形？

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荷馬、霸子、花枝、瑪格，給我住手

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-抱歉，霸子
-爸爸對不起

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-媽媽對不起
-奶嘴對不起

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到此為止，孩子們去穿好衣服
我們要走了

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拜託美枝，妳說睡一覺就好了

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我說什麼無所謂

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我們一家會吵吵鬧鬧也會拌嘴

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但沒這樣械鬥過

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問題出在這屋子

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爸媽，快看

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（瘋馬酋長、坐牛酋長）

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這裡是印地安古墓

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這裡什麼人都埋

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（寶嘉康蒂、好馬）

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印地安古什麼？

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率過頭先生，我是荷馬辛普森

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你賣我房子的時候
是不是忘了提醒一件小事？

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你可沒說到地基蓋在墳墓上

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你沒跟我說

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我印象中可沒有

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是嗎？好吧，再見

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他說他講了五六次

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孩子們，我們走吧

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-老天，美枝
-荷馬

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你們死定了

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你們會不得好死

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胃凸起來

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裡急後重

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眼珠爆掉，有的沒的

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腦子從鼻孔流出來

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給我閉嘴

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不要再玩我們了

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閉上你那臭嘴，禮貌一點

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看哪，我沒氣成這樣過，氣到手抖

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總比爆眼珠好

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-再弄一次
-什麼？

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-我要看牆壁流血
-不要

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老兄，我們是屋主，流血來看看

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我又不是你的猴子

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拜託，變一下，我要看流血

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快點變

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你為什麼要嚇我們呢？

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不想跟我們太親近嗎？

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還是不想被愛？

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閃一邊去

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你的家教在哪？

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-聽著，小姐姐
-不要叫我小姐姐

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我叫美枝辛普森

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我和我家人哪兒都不會去

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既來之則安之，大家好好相處

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讓我考慮一下好嗎？

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沒問題

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跟辛普森一家生活

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難道我別無選擇？

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太酷了

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它寧可自我毀滅也不要跟我們住

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感覺有點受傷

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-一點都不恐怖，霸子
-是嗎？

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這個斷指夠恐怖吧

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給我吐出來

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剛剛的故事只是開胃菜

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現在我要端上真正的大菜

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《餓鬼道》

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荷馬，蒼蠅好多

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別擔心，我來開誠記捕蠅機

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抓到大尾的

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問題解決了

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人生在世，沒有什麼比得上
完美炙燒的漢堡

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太酷了

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人走漢堡涼，各位

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我的老天鵝

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地球人好，我是阿康，別怕

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我們不會傷害各位

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-你會講國語
-其實我在講雷吉爾星語

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無巧不成書

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我們的語言跟你是一樣的

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你要拿我們做什麼呢？

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科多跟我要帶各位去雷吉四號

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帶你到極樂世界迷幻感官

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讓你腦洞大開

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對你們來說，我們辛普森一家
或許是低等生物

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我們每天都要面對這樣的眼光

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但我們在自己的小星球上活得很開心

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請饒我們一命

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-把我們送回去
-晚餐時間到

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抹醬看起來好好吃

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地球人請慢用，通通隨你吃
記得吃光光

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非常謝謝，怎麼稱呼？

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要把你教到會

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我得先拔你舌頭

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-炸蝦
-邋遢喬三明治

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-燉豬排
-看，荷馬，是蘿蔔雕花

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這是功夫菜，他們真的是高等生命

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地球人吃吧，吃多多長肉肉

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不太對勁

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女兒說的是

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豬排怎麼可以沒配蘋果醬

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你在看什麼？老兄

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你老婆真是秀色可餐

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謝了

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很榮幸為各位

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提供星際旅行機上娛樂

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我們的視聽系統

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涵蓋遠至銀河邊緣百萬台頻道

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-有家庭台嗎？
-沒有，那個要加錢

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這邊是我們走在科技尖端

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劃時代娛樂系統

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這是桌球的數位板本

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用數位游標取代古董球拍

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不就是電子乒乓嗎？你們過時了

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美枝跟我婚前早玩過了

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我們可是造了這艘太空船

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能達到星際旅行的高等生物

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請舉手

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好吧

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抱歉，你們做的遊戲很棒

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晚餐時間到

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為什麼你們都不用吃飯？

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我們想好好培養食慾

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留給抵達雷吉爾四號後的盛宴

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-盛宴
-我們是座上賓嗎？

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你們肯定是“桌上賓”

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你們會是盛宴上的焦點

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可以多透露一點嗎？

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不行，快吃

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我們抵達的時候

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就有大把時間吃現成飯了

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非常好，地球小子

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太棒了，辛普森先生

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加上這鹽，人肉鹹鹹

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《人類烹飪書》

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別吃了

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你們沒發現嗎？

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他們要把我們養肥來當盤中飧

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夠了，花枝

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不相信我的話，看看這本食譜吧

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她說得沒錯

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人類們，怎麼不吃了？

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聽好了，你這大笨外星蛋

235
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沒人可以吃掉辛普森一家

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-什麼意思？
-別裝傻了

237
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你的食譜露餡了

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你說這本嗎？

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這是人畜無害的烹飪書

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只是有點生灰了

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（《人類美食烹飪書》）

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等等

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（《大鍋煮人類烹飪書》）

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這裡還有一點太空灰塵

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（《大鍋煮美食烹飪書》）

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來講清楚吧，你們以為

247
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他們以為我們是外星食人族

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開什麼玩笑？

249
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他們是認真的

250
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那你們為什麼一直要餵食我們？

251
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餵食你們？我們只是想盛情款待

252
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說真的，你們真是不知感恩

253
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我在廚房做牛做馬好幾天

254
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煮飯給你們吃

255
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你們把史洛克廚師弄哭

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那就別玩了

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別的生物也是有心有肺的

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我們帶各位暢遊宇宙

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大家本可以開開心心

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體驗用愛發電

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享受極樂世界

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大家會把你們當觀音敬拜

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永生不死

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結果因為各位的疑心病

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這些都只是夢幻泡影

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他們身為高等生命，卻蠻會記恨的

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太空船上的確有怪獸，那就是我們

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花枝，這下聰明反被聰明誤了吧？

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-感謝你，花枝
-都怪你，花枝

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看哪，要嚇死人了

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書呆子，今天是萬聖節，別啃書了

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好心告訴你

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我要準備說一個經典恐怖故事了

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作者是失馬中原

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這不是課本嗎？

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別擔心，霸子，你學不到東西的

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叫做《烏鴉嘴》

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“從前在一個悲涼午夜

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我整個人虛累累

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沉浸於異趣而冷僻的故事內

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（《遺忘的故事，卷二》）

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我開始打著瞌睡，耳裡突然聽見

283
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有人輕敲我的房門

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何方訪客"我低聲碎念

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輕敲我的房門，如此而已”

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-要嚇人了沒？
-霸子，還培養氣氛

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“而我記得是在淒冷冬月

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蠟炬成灰，殘影搖曳

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我熱切地期盼明天，徒勞希冀相借

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借沉浸閱讀停止思念

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懷念我逝去愛人勒諾"

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我的勒諾

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她美若天仙，天使喚她勒諾

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無名於此處長眠

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紫色布簾如絲飄散
同細語令我不安"

296
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第一次有這樣的驚惶感

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我心狂顫，低語再三

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訪者在門邊懇求進房

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僅此而已

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而我心突然堅毅，不再遲疑

301
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我問道‘先生’

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或‘女士’

303
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懇請接受我的歉意
我方才有點睡意

304
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你輕輕地來，低聲敲我的門

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輕敲我的房門，我毫無知悉

306
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,794
而我敞開大門”

307
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要開始嚇人了嗎？

308
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,007
“一片黑暗，無邊無際”

309
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你知道比什麼都沒有
更恐怖的是啥嗎？

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-什麼？
-任何東西

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“回到房裡，我靈魂燃燒矣

312
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,895
我聽見更大聲的敲門聲音

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我說‘這絕對是’

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是窗戶震音

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讓我看看是什麼把戲

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我打開窗戶，一陣驚天動地

317
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,577
飛入隻莊嚴烏鴉來自神聖往昔

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牠長驅直入，毫不客氣

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如同君王妃后在高處睥睨

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在房門上帕拉斯的雕像棲息

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安棲於此，僅此而已

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縱使將你頭冠剃去

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我說‘也毫無退卻之心’

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令人驚懼烏鴉，在午夜岸邊徘徊

325
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:08,897
告訴我你在冥河彼岸尊名

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烏鴉說道

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-吃便便
-霸子，別鬧

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牠說‘永不復見’”
這就是牠最後之言

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好

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“然後，爐香乍爇，房間蒙薰

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-什麼味道？
-六翼天使顯靈

332
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足踏簇絨之地

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我大喊‘壞蛋’

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上帝派天使至此地

335
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令你在勒諾窒息的回憶得到喘息

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00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:44,224
忘了勒諾，一飲而盡

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00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,392
烏鴉說道

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-永不復見
-就用這句來預告你的離去

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00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,356
我大罵‘邪惡臭鳥’

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00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,985
滾回你的風暴和冥河去

341
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,530
象徵謊言的黑羽
一根都別留在此地

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00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,449
你的靈魂滿是謊言

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00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,826
別讓我停止孤寂

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00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,828
別佔著我的雕像不飛離

345
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,748
將你鳥喙拔離我心

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00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,126
將你的形體從門上遠離

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00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,128
烏鴉說道‘永不復見’

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00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:18,926
將你鳥喙拔離我心
將你的形體從門上遠離

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00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,844
烏鴉說道‘永不復見’”

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00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,179
你這個小混蛋

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00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,226
滾回來，臭烏鴉

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00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,362
不，打歪了

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00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,448
“永不復見”

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（《陷阱與鐘擺》）

355
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,458
（《告密的心》）

356
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:52,751
（《失竊的信》）

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00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,462
“而烏鴉，毫無動靜，仍在此地

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00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,757
安坐於帕拉斯的雕像

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00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,676
在我房門上

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00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,638
牠有著惡魔迷茫眼睛

361
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:08,267
燈光映照牠身影

362
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,646
影中亦有我靈魂，漂浮在地

363
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,607
再也無力回天”

364
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,446
花枝，這好無聊

365
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,990
沒意思的詩

366
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,950
這是1845年作品

367
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,327
當時的人可能比較膽小

368
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,747
沒錯，就跟你看黑色星期五一樣

369
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:34,668
對現代人來說蠻溫和了
孩子們，睡覺了

370
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,380
我想今晚應該會沾枕即眠

371
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,942
不要啦，美枝，拜託

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00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,611
荷馬，我可不要開燈睡覺

373
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:05,449
只不過是小孩說故事
沒什麼好怕的

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00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,084
我恨萬聖節