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大家好

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萬聖節真的很詭異

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我個人無法理解

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小朋友扮鬼扮馬

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電視節目

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完全兒童不宜

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就像之後半小時的節目

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不過對我們好像也沒差別

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但今晚我要講的故仔

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一會嚇死你

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如果你的小朋友細膽

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建議你一早就哄他們上床

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免得明天還要來寫投訴信

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我講完了

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阿森一族萬聖節特輯

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（春田市墓園）

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（依斯基、以實瑪之墓）

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（柯尼爾斯、加菲之墓）

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（感恩吸附樂團、鬼馬小精靈之墓）

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（貓王之墓、自掘墳墓）

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（不給糖就搗蛋）

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買到錢包破洞，我愛萬聖節

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等等，等我看看小朋友在搞什麼鬼

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電話裡的阿sir講

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“我們已經查到對方打電話的地方了

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就在地板下

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快走

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但為時已晚”

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故事講完了

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無聊，我三年班就聽過了
一點都不可怕

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-明明就好得人驚
-一點不恐怖

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隨便，那你講更恐怖

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麻煩拿電筒給我

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我要講的故事會讓你嚇到笑

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-哥哥
-這個故事叫做

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《阿達一家》

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-都到齊了，請簽收
-簽好了

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給你一蚊買汽水

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孤寒鬼，抵你住鬼屋

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新居入伙

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這間屋真是便宜到像在作夢

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感謝屋主急住要甩手，美枝

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吉屋急售，真的很急

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地段一流、有18間房
外面還有護城河，真的賺到了

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難得好運，就接受吧

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感覺怪怪

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媽媽，巴特拿書掟我

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-沒有
-明明就有

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-並沒有
-明明就有

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滾

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那是什麼鬼？

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大概是新屋歡迎我們

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我想好好改下這個廚房

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荷馬

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什麼東東？

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-我不知道
-看起來像個漩渦

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可以通往異次元世界

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漩渦

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我執你掟

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很好用

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“不要亂丟垃圾”

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爸媽，救命

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滾

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看你如何脫身

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我感應得到這間屋有鬼

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-鬼？
-麗莎，妳嚇親媽媽了

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寶貝，準備外套，我們現在就走

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等等，美枝

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一切都很正常呀

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舊屋本來就會些問題

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處理下就得了

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找道士來做下法

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我不要為了慳少少錢就住鬼屋

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不要這麼硬頸

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我們講的不是少少錢

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要幾千塊銀呢

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這天花板真高

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不如我們先睡吧？

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好，如果發生什麼事

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仲可以發生什麼事？

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他們睇你唔妥，巴特

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殺死他們

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送他們上西天

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是我的意識在講話嗎？

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我

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沒錯

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麗莎

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拿起屠刀，麗莎

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他們睇你唔妥

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我要送他們上西天

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美枝

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美枝？

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我在廚房，荷馬

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去死

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全部去死

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發生什麼事？

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荷馬、巴特、麗莎、瑪姬，停手

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-抱歉，巴特
-爸爸對不起

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-媽媽對不起
-奶嘴對不起

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到此為止，小朋友都去著好衫
我們要走了

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拜託美枝，妳說瞓一覺就好了

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我說什麼無所謂

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我們一家會吵吵鬧鬧也會拗嘴

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但不會這樣開片

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這間屋有事

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爸媽，快看

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（瘋馬酋長、坐牛酋長）

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這裡是印地安古墓

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這裡什麼人都埋

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（寶嘉康蒂、好馬）

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印地安古什麼？

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有錢佬老大，我是荷馬辛普森

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你賣屋時是不是忘了提醒一件小事？

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你沒有提地基是在墳墓上

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你沒有同我講

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我印象中沒有

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是嗎？好，再見

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他說他講了五六次

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小朋友，我們走吧

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-老天，美枝
-荷馬

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你們死梗了

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你們會不得好死

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胃凸起來

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大腸突出

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眼珠爆掉

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腦漿由鼻孔流出來

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通通收聲

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不要再玩我們了

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閉上你那臭嘴，禮貌一點

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看，我從來沒這樣嬲，嬲到震

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總比爆眼好

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-整多次
-什麼？

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-我要看牆壁流血
-不

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兄弟，我們是屋主，流血來看看

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我又不是你隻馬蹓

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拜託，變一下，我要看流血

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快點變

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你為什麼要嚇我們呢？

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不想同我們太熟嗎？

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還是不想被愛？

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咪嘈！

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你有家教嗎？

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-聽住，小姐姐
-不要叫我小姐姐

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我叫美枝辛普森

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我和我家人哪兒都不會去

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既來之則安之，大家好好相處

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讓我考慮一下好嗎？

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沒問題

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與辛普森一家生活

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難道我別無選擇？

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太cool了

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它寧可自我毀滅也不要同我們住

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感覺有點受傷

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-一點都不恐怖，巴特
-是嗎？

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這個斷指夠恐怖吧

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嘔出來

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剛剛的故事只是前菜

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現在我真的要上菜

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《餓鬼道》

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荷馬，好多烏蠅

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別擔心，我來開誠記捕蠅機

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捉到隻大烏蠅

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搞掂

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沒有什麼比得上完美焗漢堡包

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太cool了

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人走漢堡包空，各位

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我的老天

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地球人好，我是阿康，不用怕

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我們不會傷害各位

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-你識講中文
-其實我在講雷吉爾星語

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出奇地巧合

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我們的語言與你相同

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你要對我們做什麼？

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科多跟我要帶各位去雷吉四號

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帶你到極樂世界迷幻感官

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讓你大開眼界

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對你們來說
我們辛普森一家或者好低等

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我們成日都在面對這樣的眼光

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但我們在自己的小星球上過得好開心

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請饒我們一命

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-送我們回去
-開飯啦

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果jam看起來好好味

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地球人請慢用，隨便食
記得食完

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非常謝謝，點稱呼？

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要教識你

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我得先拔你舌頭

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-炸蝦
-三文治

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-燜豬扒
-看，荷馬，是蘿蔔雕花

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這是功夫菜，他們真的是高等生命

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地球人食吧，食多些肥得快

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有景轟

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阿囡冇錯

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豬扒怎麼可以不配蘋果醬

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你在看什麼？兄弟

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你老婆真是秀色可餐

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多謝

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很榮幸為各位

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提供星際旅行機上娛樂

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我們的視聽系統

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涵蓋遠至銀河邊緣百萬台頻道

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-有家庭台嗎？
-沒有，那要加錢

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這邊是我們走在科技尖端

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劃時代娛樂系統

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這是電子版乒乓球

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用數碼游標取代古董球拍

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就電子乒乓呀，真老套

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美枝和我婚前早玩過了

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我們是製造這艘太空船

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能達到星際旅行的高等生物

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請舉手

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好吧

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抱歉，你們做的遊戲很棒

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晚餐時間到

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為什麼你們都不用食飯？

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我們想好好培養食慾

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留給抵達雷吉爾四號後的盛宴

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-盛宴
-我們是座上賓嗎？

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你們肯定是“枱上賓”

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你們會是盛宴上的焦點

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可以再解釋嗎？

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不，吃快些

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我們抵達的時候

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就有大把時間食肥肉了

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非常好，地球小子

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太棒了，辛普森先生

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加些鹽，人肉鹹鹹

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《人類烹飪書》

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別吃了

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你們沒發現嗎？

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他們要把我們養肥來當盤中飧

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夠了，麗莎

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不信我的話，看看這本食譜

233
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她說得沒錯

234
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人類們，怎麼不吃了？

235
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,557
聽住，你這大笨外星蛋

236
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沒人可以食辛普森一家

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-什麼意思？
-別裝了

238
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你的食譜露馬腳了

239
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你說這本嗎？

240
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這是人畜無害的烹飪書

241
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只是有點舊

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（《人類美食烹飪書》）

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等等

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（《大鑊煮人烹飪書》）

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這裡還有一點太空灰塵

246
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（《大鑊煮美食烹飪書》）

247
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講清楚吧，你們以為

248
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他們以為我們是外星食人族

249
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開什麼玩笑？

250
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他們是認真的

251
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那你們為什麼一直要餵我們？

252
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,897
餵你們？我們只是想盛情款待

253
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,816
你們真是不知感恩

254
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,194
我在廚房做牛做馬好幾日

255
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,155
煮飯給你們吃

256
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,575
你們把史洛克廚師弄哭

257
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那就別玩了

258
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:15,497
其他生物也是有心有肺

259
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,381
我們帶各位暢遊宇宙

260
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大家本可以開開心心

261
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體驗用愛發電

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享受極樂世界

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00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,141
大家會把你們當神拜

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永生不死

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結果因為各位的疑心病

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00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,274
這些都只是夢幻泡影

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他們身為高等生命，可是很記仇

268
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太空船上的確有怪獸，那就是我們

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麗莎，聰明反被聰明累了吧？

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-感謝你，麗莎
-都怪你，麗莎

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看，要嚇死人了

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高材生，今天是萬聖節，不要看書了

273
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好心告訴你

274
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,896
我要準備說一個經典恐怖故事了

275
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作者是芝馬中原

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這不是課本嗎？

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別擔心，巴特，你不用學任何東西

278
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這本書叫《烏鴉嘴》

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“從前在一個悲涼午夜

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我人很疲累

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沉浸於異趣而冷僻的故事內

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（《遺忘的故事，卷二》）

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我開始打喊露，突然聽到

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有人輕敲我的房門

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何方來客"我低聲碎念

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輕敲我的房門，如此而已”

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-要嚇人了嗎？
-巴特，要培養感情

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“而我記得是在淒冷冬月

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蠟炬成灰，殘影搖曳

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00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,157
我熱切地期盼明天，徒勞希冀相借

291
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借沉浸閱讀停止思念

292
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懷念我逝去愛人勒諾"

293
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我的勒諾

294
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她美若天仙，天使喚她勒諾

295
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,755
無名於此處長眠

296
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:35,596
紫色布簾如絲飄散
同細語令我不安"

297
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,891
第一次有這樣的驚恐感覺

298
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,394
我心狂顫，低語再三

299
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,396
訪者在門邊懇求進房

300
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僅此而已

301
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,818
而我心突然堅毅，不再遲疑

302
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,570
我問道‘先生’

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或‘女士’

304
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,534
懇請接受我的歉意
我方才有點睡意

305
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:01,038
你輕輕地來，低聲敲我的門

306
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,416
輕敲我的房門，我毫無知悉

307
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,794
而我敞開大門”

308
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,046
要開始嚇人了嗎？

309
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,007
“一片黑暗，無邊無際”

310
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,803
你知道比什麼都沒有
更恐怖的是啥嗎？

311
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,513
-什麼？
-任何東西

312
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:21,809
“回到房裡，我靈魂燃燒矣

313
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,895
我聽到更大聲的敲門聲

314
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,107
我說‘這絕對是’

315
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,442
是窗戶震音

316
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,695
讓我看看是什麼把戲

317
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,407
我打開窗戶，一陣驚天動地

318
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,577
飛入隻莊嚴烏鴉來自神聖往昔

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00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,747
牠長驅直入，毫不客氣

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00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:47,334
如同君王妃后在高處睥睨

321
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,671
在房門上帕拉斯的雕像棲息

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00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,340
安棲於此，僅此而已

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00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,844
縱使將你頭冠剃去

324
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,055
我說‘也毫無退卻之心’

325
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,976
令人驚懼烏鴉，在午夜岸邊徘徊

326
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:08,897
告訴我你在冥河彼岸尊名

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00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,149
烏鴉說道

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-吃屎
-巴特，夠了

329
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,279
牠說‘永不復見’”
這就是牠最後之言

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00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,738
好

331
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,914
“然後，爐香乍爇，房間蒙薰

332
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,750
-什麼味道？
-六翼天使顯靈

333
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,461
足踏簇絨之地

334
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,713
我大叫‘壞蛋’

335
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,382
上帝派天使至此地

336
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,510
令你在勒諾窒息的回憶得到喘息

337
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:44,224
忘了勒諾，一飲而盡

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00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,392
烏鴉說

339
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:49,062
-永不復見
-就用這句來預告你的離去

340
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,356
我大罵‘邪惡死雀’

341
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,985
滾回你的風暴和冥河去

342
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,530
象徵謊言的黑羽
一根都別留在此地

343
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,449
你的靈魂滿是謊言

344
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,826
別讓我停止孤寂

345
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,828
別佔著我的雕像不飛離

346
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,748
將你鳥喙拔離我心

347
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,126
將你的形體從門上遠離

348
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,128
烏鴉說道‘永不復見’

349
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:18,926
將你鳥喙拔離我心
將你的形體從門上遠離

350
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,844
烏鴉說道‘永不復見’”

351
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,179
你這個小混蛋

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00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,226
滾回來，死烏鴉

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00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,362
不，打歪了

354
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,448
“永不復見”

355
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,123
（《陷阱與鐘擺》）

356
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,458
（《告密的心》）

357
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:52,751
（《失竊的信》）

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00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,462
“而烏鴉，毫無動靜，仍在此地

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00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,757
安坐於帕拉斯的雕像

360
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,676
在我房門上

361
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,638
牠有著惡魔迷茫眼睛

362
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:08,267
燈光映照牠身影

363
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,646
影中亦有我靈魂，漂浮在地

364
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,607
再也無力回天”

365
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,446
麗莎，這好無聊

366
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,990
沒意思的詩

367
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,950
這是1845年作品

368
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,327
當時的人可能比較細膽

369
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,747
沒錯，就跟你看黑色星期五一樣

370
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:34,668
對現代人來說算溫和了
小朋友，要睡覺了

371
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,380
我想今晚應該會見枕即眠

372
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,942
不要，美枝，拜託

373
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,611
荷馬，我可不要開燈睡

374
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:05,449
只不過是小孩說故事
沒什麼好怕

375
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,084
我討厭萬聖節