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阿森一族

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（微痛牙醫）

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唉呀

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這絕對會是媽媽食過最好的生日蛋糕

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麗莎，妳覺得夠嗎？

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不如整多片

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希望她會喜歡我們送的禮物

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我知道她會喜歡我的

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有誰不喜歡遠從巴黎空運來的

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正牌法國香水？

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連稅都不用4蚊

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我認為她會更喜歡我親手整的生日卡

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有什麼了不起

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只不過是通心粉、噴漆、膠水而已

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（媽媽，我愛妳，麗莎敬上）

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講明先，我要舔攪拌棒

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你沙，我室頭被攪拌棒卡住了

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生日快樂

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什麼？

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這是妳的生日早餐

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噢！這真是太棒了

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-我的生日？
-不是

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今天是我的生日？

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要送我什麼禮物？我最愛過生日了

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不是，荷馬，是我的生日

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你連自己老婆的生日都不知道？

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我當然知啦

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妳真的以為我忘了，是不是？

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-好，那你要送她什麼？
-對，你要送什麼？

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最意想不到的禮物

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但這是個驚喜

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今朝天氣真好

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我想去附近散步

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我覺得他忘了，媽媽

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（春田購物中心）

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（禁止停車）

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不會吧，別這樣

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拜託，快開門

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早安，顧客

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春田購物中心現在開門營業
滿足您的購物需求

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（國際電話錄音機）

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不要

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（肉乾舖）

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太鹹

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（穿耳窿服務）

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不需要

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（焦糖爆谷）

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算數，太老套

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（高級性感內衣）

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太刺激

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帕蒂，他出門買禮物了

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美枝，他從來沒送過妳想要的東西

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他只送自己想要的

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例如釣魚工具箱

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妳記得有次他送妳釣魚工具箱嗎？

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還有新聞主播

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記得那次他給妳的驚喜是主播日曆？

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我相信他不是故意

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（大特價）

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有次我和荷馬去高級法國餐廳食飯

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很棒的晚餐

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蚊華東方也不錯

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不

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我們想帶妳去好玩的地方

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高歌牛扒館

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侍應會唱歌的餐廳

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-荷馬？
-立即到了

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荷馬，我們今晚要去高歌牛扒館食飯

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聽起來很棒

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就只有妳和我，還有民謠歌手

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-還有孩子
-當然

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-還有我姐姐
-不要！

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（高歌牛扒館，享用民謠與沙律）

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上帝離你更近

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離你更近

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是香水耶

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（法國香水）

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哇，多謝，巴特

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-不客氣，媽媽
-都34歲了

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是時候和新男人重新開始了

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-懂得閉嘴咀嚼的新男人
-妳說什麼，帕蒂？

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沒什麼，食妳舊扒

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看他狼吞虎嚥的死樣

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或者會啃死

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妳識哈姆立克急救法嗎？

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-唔識
-很好

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我覺得她比較喜歡我的禮物

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-並沒有
-有

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那為什麼她不擦你送的香水？

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對耶

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媽媽，為什麼妳不擦我送的香水？

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我要等到特別場合再擦

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妳在亂講什麼？那香水有一加侖呢

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-巴特
-可是今天已經夠特別了

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如果我們還要更特別
可能會變得沒那麼特別

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-明白，就說她比較喜歡我的
-算吧，老兄

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等等

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媽媽還沒打開我的禮物

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祝妳生日快樂

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祝妳生日快樂

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祝妳34歲生日快樂
荷馬辛普森太太

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祝妳生日快樂

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（荷馬）

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放心

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忌廉很容易洗

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是不是很美？

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我看不出來

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因為我這輩子沒打過保齡球

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如果妳不要的話，我知道有誰要

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妳總是說我們要認真傾傾

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我現在就在傾呀

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不過我等一下就唔傾了

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拜託，說話啦，美枝？

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我現在…唔傾了

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你買的保齡球是給你自己，不是給我

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什麼？不是

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那些手指洞跟你的手形造

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我想給妳一個驚喜

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我也不可以將妳的手切下來
帶去鋪頭吧？

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你從來就沒打算讓我用那顆球

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既然妳這麼想，那我拿去退貨

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你不能退貨，上面刻了你個名

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這樣妳才知道是我送

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荷馬，我要把球留下來…我自己用

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什麼？可是妳不會打保齡球

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我要留下來，我要留著自己用

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謝謝你送的禮物，荷馬

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喔…不…客…氣

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（巴尼保齡球館，全新開幕）

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唔好意思，這個要丟哪裡？

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-那邊
-謝謝

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-等等，妳要在球道上丟呀
-不用，謝謝

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-我是來發洩
-沒有球道就不能打保齡球

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-好
-OK，給妳這個

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將分數寫在上面

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-妳著幾號鞋？
-關你屁事

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妳不能穿一般鞋走在球道上
要著保齡球鞋

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請問幾號？

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-窄版13號
-窄版13號？

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這是最接近的尺寸

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9號和15號

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謝謝

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暖暖、濕濕

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我打倒了120個保齡球瓶
我才是更好的男人

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我看不出他的打法和我的有什麼不同

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完了

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我…我真的很抱歉

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都是我不好

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很高興認識妳…

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（荷馬）

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荷馬

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不

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荷馬是我…球的名字

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我叫美枝

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妳的手指好細，充滿了女人味

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它們太纖細了，不適合妳那顆球

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妳需要更輕、更精細的

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借妳用我的球

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不用了，謝謝，布朗斯維克先生

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-叫我賈克
-賈克

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美枝

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-我用自己的球就好
-如妳所願

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許多人對沉重笨拙的東西
有毫無意義的依戀

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例如妳的荷馬

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-我可以大膽問妳一個問題嗎？
-可以

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-妳從來沒打過保齡球
-從來沒打過

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-沒打過嗎？
-沒打過

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那讓我教妳

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不用麻煩你了

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一點也不麻煩，我是專業教練

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拋球，美枝，讓我看看妳的姿勢

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好，但我不太會打

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我打中一支樽，但其它差好遠

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讓我幫妳，美枝，把球拿起來

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把荷馬拿起來，拿在手上

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啊！

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-現在拋球
-可是…

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拋球，可惡

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你是很好犀利的老師

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對，我是很犀利
我什麼都可以教妳

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我可以教妳地上的箭頭點解

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哪個計分格能讓別人請飲酒

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我敢說妳不知道怎麼打5-7-10技術球

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-妳知道嗎，美枝？
-不知道

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首先，妳要大聲講“激死人”

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即管笑，美枝，大聲笑

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大聲笑出來，這樣會變瘦

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-真是太好笑了
-不錯

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我不知道這個遊戲有那麼多規則

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上你堂要幾多錢？

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-25元
-25元

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價值40元

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好，幾時開始？

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我們已經開始了

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這才是人生，是不是？

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熱辣辣意大利薄餅，有佢三餐搞掂哂

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放心，爸爸，照顧我們沒那麼可怕

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麗莎，我沒有怕

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我覺得這是和你們相處的好機會

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都是媽媽和你們獨處，現在輪到我了

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時間都過這麼慢嗎？

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第一堂，妳要熟悉球道

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感受滑碌碌的觸感，感受光滑的質地

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撫摸它，感受它

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-是不是很滑，美枝？
-非常滑

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-滑嗎？
-對，非常滑

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-滑嗎？
-好滑

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甚至可以在上面食飯，妳餓嗎？

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-餓了
-我要四個洋蔥圈

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真好味

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我要稱讚外賣員

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我們吃了營養均衡的一餐

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我們還能做些什麼？

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來看看媽媽留下的清單

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食飯

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打掃，放心，孩子們

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如果我們同心協力，就會很輕鬆

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好了，乾淨哂

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現在我們要…瑪姬上床睡覺

221
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,357
搖籃曲，講早抖

222
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:52,526
進入夢鄉

223
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,488
閉上眼，打喊露

224
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,783
發個好夢，一覺到天明

225
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:09,377
-荷馬
-什麼事？

226
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,129
保齡球打得如何？

227
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,298
這是個有挑戰性的嗜好

228
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,385
是運動，親愛的，運動，傻瓜

229
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:21,555
但我覺得我明天能打得更好

230
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,723
是嗎？

231
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,392
妳還要再去？

232
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,603
是，如果你不介意照顧孩子

233
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,189
不會，我不介意

234
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,191
晚安，荷馬

235
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,567
晚安

236
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:39,657
-這個送給妳
-噢，賈克，大小剛剛好

237
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,993
你買了我的尺寸，上面還有我的名

238
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,578
這真的是要送我

239
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,288
17元50分

240
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,124
好好享受，寶貝

241
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,281
我們到了

242
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,907
你不用送我回家

243
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,075
但我想這麼做

244
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:27,371
美枝，妳知道妳在月光下有多美嗎？

245
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,790
噢，賈克，我已經結婚了

246
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,250
我知道

247
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:36,505
我的理智叫我停手
但我的內心和屁股叫我繼續

248
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,009
美枝，寶貝，我明天想見妳

249
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,260
不是在巴尼保齡球館見面

250
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,638
而是遠離雷聲般的球瓶聲響

251
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,266
-和我去食brunch
-奔儲是什麼？

252
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,519
妳會喜歡
它不是早餐，也不是午餐

253
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,230
但最後會送上一塊哈密瓜

254
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,816
這不是一般全套的早餐

255
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,276
但是非常好味

256
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,904
-不好吧
-美枝，寶貝…

257
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,698
我的心中有10支球樽

258
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,825
妳中了了八支

259
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,661
可以請妳解決剩下的嗎？

260
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,707
好吧

261
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,341
-美枝？
-怎麼了，荷馬？

262
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,594
沒事

263
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:34,939
校車來了

264
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,067
拿著，孩子們，特別的午餐

265
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:42,446
很多吃了會長大的食物
還有好吃的零食

266
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:43,906
哎呀，什麼鬼

267
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,616
妳今晚又要去打保齡球嗎，媽媽？

268
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,827
是，沒錯

269
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,912
多給你們一些零食

270
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,914
不過別擔心，爸爸會準備晚餐

271
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,250
星期三晚餐吃三文治

272
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,378
再見，麗莎

273
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,089
我的寶貝小麗莎

274
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,553
再見，巴特，與眾不同的小子

275
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:09,974
午餐真豐盛，是不是，麗莎？

276
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,767
巴特，你還看不出來嗎？

277
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,854
心理學家稱這個現象為“過度補償”

278
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:18,107
媽媽感到很愧疚，因為她的婚姻失調

279
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,775
不要亂講

280
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,194
不論什麼原因，我們都賺到了

281
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,572
巴特，我在書看到

282
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,575
那些父母不和的小孩會出現哪些狀況

283
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,535
他們會經歷八個不同階段

284
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,371
現在我在第三階段，恐懼

285
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,456
你在第二階段，否認

286
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,458
-我沒有
-你有

287
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,960
-我沒有
-你有

288
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,587
我沒有，就是沒有

289
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,463
好，我錯了

290
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,841
（矮仔咖啡廳）

291
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,969
-含羞草？
-我已經結婚了

292
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,679
請不要這麼叫我

293
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,516
不是，含羞草是飲料的名字

294
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,602
橙汁加香檳

295
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:58,647
妳人真單純
居然覺得這個稱呼冒犯到妳

296
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,566
噢，謝謝

297
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,444
美枝？美枝辛普森

298
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,279
還記得我嗎？

299
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,698
我是海倫勒芙喬
牧師的太太，最愛講八卦

300
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,283
對，哈囉，海倫

301
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,535
我剛食完飯準備走

302
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,079
我剛好看這邊就在想

303
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,081
那不是美枝辛普森

304
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,500
她怎麼跟不是老公的男人食brunch？

305
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,295
所以我過來打聲招呼

306
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,964
-我們…
-不要因為我出現唔好意思

307
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,634
我在教她打保齡球，謝謝

308
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:31,263
美枝，這是3-7-10技術球的保齡球樽

309
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,974
假設這一小塊食物是球

310
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,643
球實際上更大，妳明的

311
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,603
不過就食物來說，這個就夠了

312
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,897
那就再見

313
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,107
星期日教堂見，美枝

314
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,777
-再見，海倫
-再見，海倫

315
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,196
妳的朋友真可愛

316
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,990
希望她會出意外

317
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,369
妳的笑聲像音樂般悅耳

318
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,955
但妳要是笑我跟住要講的話
我會好難過

319
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,540
因為我要說一件非常嚴肅的事

320
00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,959
或者好震驚

321
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,545
美枝，寶貝，我還要再約妳出來

322
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,339
我一點也不驚訝

323
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,051
遠離閒人的目光
遠離那些像海倫一樣的人

324
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,721
來我家，我住嘉年華街

325
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:26,735
我一直在等妳，請進，絕世美人

326
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,739
我可以請妳跳支舞嗎？

327
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,241
好

328
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:43,752
哇

329
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,260
你有好多保齡球獎盃

330
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,054
我好喜歡妳

331
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,931
這些獎盃不是打保齡球贏來的，美枝

332
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,391
妳真天真

333
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:58,892
這些是做愛的獎盃

334
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,519
-真的嗎？
-是

335
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,482
噢

336
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,737
-香檳？
-好

337
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,238
給妳，寶貝

338
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,073
謝謝

339
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:18,454
宇宙中有什麼力量
把我們撮合在一起，美枝？

340
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,748
-是命運嗎？
-是

341
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,167
一定是神聖的保齡球神

342
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,545
把我們撮合在一起

343
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,506
就像兩個脆弱的保齡球瓶

344
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,758
勇敢地挺直身體

345
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,719
-直到…
-我們必須倒下

346
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,477
美枝，說話啊

347
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,812
約星期四好嗎？

348
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,106
沒問題

349
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,953
“致美枝”？

350
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,884
爸爸，我們來擲球好不好？想玩嗎？

351
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,262
兒子，我不知道能不能抬起頭來
更不用說擲球

352
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,348
來啦，爸爸，快點來玩

353
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,227
辛普森先望向跑手，他準備好了

354
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,854
他開始揮臂，他要投球了

355
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,151
爸爸，你都沒有叫痛

356
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,694
對不起

357
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,321
好痛

358
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,365
麗莎，我覺得妳對爸爸的判斷是對

359
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,741
大檸樂！

360
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,661
怕嗎，巴特？
歡迎來到第三階段，恐懼

361
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,579
快，我們要想想辦法

362
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,289
抱歉，巴特，我很想幫你

363
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,292
但我陷入了第五階段，自怨自艾

364
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,670
聽住，爸爸，我知道發生什麼事

365
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,713
不過你之前給我的建議可能有幫助

366
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,007
我給你建議？別開玩笑

367
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,259
是真的

368
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,386
你同我講，遇到煩惱的時候

369
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,721
你又太蠢，不知道該怎麼做

370
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,765
閉上愚蠢的嘴就對了

371
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,351
這麼做，至少不會讓情況變得更壞

372
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,769
建議不錯

373
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,491
美枝，我可以同妳傾傾嗎？

374
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,035
-好
-我最近想

375
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,663
每個人都會做花生醬果醬三文治

376
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,957
不過果醬經常從邊邊流出來

377
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,917
把手弄得黏黏的

378
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,005
但妳塗的果醬一定會在中間，好極了

379
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,673
我不知道妳是怎麼做到的

380
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,885
我想妳很有天賦，我一直都這麼想

381
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,678
我從來沒跟妳說

382
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,889
但我該讓妳知道我的感受

383
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,600
我不贊成壓抑感情

384
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,104
再見，老婆

385
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,524
再見，荷馬

386
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,277
（嘉年華街，單身公寓）

387
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,367
敬人生中最美麗的時刻

388
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,661
勝過行動，勝過回憶

389
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,414
等待的一刻最美

390
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,836
賈克，你這個邪惡靚仔，看看你自己

391
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:16,215
你今晚一定能夠正搗黃龍

392
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,842
（春田核電廠）

393
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,471
-你不肚餓嗎，荷馬？
-餓死了

394
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,473
那你為什麼不食三文治？

395
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,807
我怎麼食得落？

396
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,268
這是她做的，我只剩下這個

397
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,521
看來是家裡出問題

398
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,699
（停車再開）

399
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,037
（史密斯夫婦）

400
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,289
（變裝服裝）

401
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,795
（春田核電廠，嘉年華街）

402
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,820
（注意安全，放射性物質）

403
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,169
美枝！好棒的驚喜

404
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,381
-妳是來看我，對吧？
-當然

405
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,518
做得好，荷馬，勁

406
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:52,602
（沒事，危險）

407
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,438
我要怎麼跟老細交代？

408
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:57,607
告訴他我要帶著心愛的女人

409
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,359
去車子後座

410
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,738
10分鐘後才會回來