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Oh, Dad, why are you taking
us Christmas tree shopping
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on Halloween?
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Because in America,
everything's way too early.
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See?
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Aah! Sideshow Bob!
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Aah!
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One of you guys!
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- Frank Grimes?!
- Who?
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I'm the guy who hated you. Hated you!
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Died from my hatred of you.
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Good old Grimey.
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To the point, we are evil geniuses
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who somehow lost every battle we've had
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with Homer Simpson.
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What?
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So we decided to form
this furious four.
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Bob, seriously, man, one suggestion?
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Shut up.
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I mean, the baby is already asleep.
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Aw.
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Enough! Time for revenge most sweet.
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- Uh...
- Wait a minute.
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I thought you said "furious four."
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I did.
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Revenge! But first we dance.
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Will nobody stop these people?
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Ah.
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In Hell they make you
watch them all in a row.
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Hmm.
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We didn't have
much in Springfield,
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but we always had water.
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then the rivers dried up,
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and a drought of Chicago
Cubs proportions began.
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Attention, friends and neighbors.
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As you know, I possess
all the remaining water.
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Why do we keep reelecting this guy?
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To take your mind off your troubles,
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I will sponsor a no-holds-barred
battle to the death
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among our cutest children.
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Makes sense.
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What sickos want to see ugly kids die?
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One child from each neighborhood
will be selected to compete
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as their champion.
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The last child standing in
a pile of his fallen chums
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will win a day of aquatic fun
at my personal reservoir.
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Good luck to you all.
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♪ What a feeling...
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He's wastin' water like
a Tucson swim-up bar
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while I'm bathing with
a dog's tongue here!
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Okay, sweetie.
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I've hidden a bunch of
weapons in your suit.
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Uh, Mom, I can barely move.
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Well, I could use a new look.
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Hmm.
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Hmm... hmm.
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You just died.
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Who are you?
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They call me Homish.
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I'm your coach.
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Huh. It's hard to believe
you could coach anyone.
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If you don't think I can,
try watching just a few
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of the hundreds of movies
with characters like me.
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Also, I sober up in the
middle with no difficulty
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just like real alcoholics.
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Welcome, children.
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The Games will begin in ten seconds!
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Do not step off your
pedestals before...
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Before what?
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Whee!
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What, what? What did I miss?
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Oh.
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The only thing I want to
kill is your sadness.
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My name is Pita, like
the healthy bread.
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My name is also Peta,
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like the animal rights organization.
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Did someone order two dead kids?
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You can come out now, Homish.
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What about all the birds?
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That was me.
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Wait a minute, we don't
have to kill each other.
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Now you tell me.
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People of Springfield!
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We have the power!
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With all our new fighting
skill, we could topple Burns.
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Or we could do it peacefully
at the ballot box.
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Ned, that noggin of yours
is just what we need.
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To the reservoir!
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Freedom!
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Right in the back!
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Like the coward I am.
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Yay!
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We're saved!
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Aw!
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Ah, we really should have
left it in the reservoir.
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It was all for nothing.
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We're doomed.
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Hmm?
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Rain. Rain. We're saved.
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Well, it could be worse.
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Oh, God, me and my big mouth.
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Ooh, I just donated the winter clothes.
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I'm a god in this reality.
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Sure, why not?
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11, 12, 13.
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Ready or not,
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here I...
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Why? Why did my best
friend have to die?
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I mean, it's a great college
essay, but it's not worth it.
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So sorry you lost your best friend
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in such a cool tragedy, Lisa.
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Since you're interesting now,
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you can be our best friend.
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Really? That would be so...
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We now bury Sherri and Terri,
survived by their brothers,
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Jerry and Larry,
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and their father and
mother, Barry and Mary.
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And now some light remarks
by comedian Drew Carey.
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There was some sort of mistake.
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I thought I was doing
a Microsoft event.
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Man, who'd have thought a
funeral for a couple of kids
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would be such a downer?
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Everything seems big to a child, Lisa.
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But in a few weeks,
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losing three friends in two days
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is something you'll laugh about.
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And I'm here for you.
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Really?
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Think of me as your best friend.
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Ms. Mancuso-Gluckman!
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Lisa Simpson,
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you are the prime
suspect in the murders
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of two normals and a twin set.
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Well, well, well, well, well.
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Well, look what we have here.
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Well.
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This matches what we
found on the lawnmower
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and the picture in the
therapist's office.
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Sparkle nail polish?
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But I only wore that with Rachel.
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Who's Rachel?
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And tell me it's not a computer acronym
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like Repeating Algorithm
for Calculating Hotel...
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Come on, Lou, help me out here.
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No, no, no. You got yourself
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into that acronym.
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You can, uh, get yourself out.
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Lou stands for lousy, obstinate, um...
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Uh, help me out here, Lou.
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I had no real friends.
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So I played with my
imaginary friend, Rachel.
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We did it all together.
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I was maid of honor at
her imaginary wedding.
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But then I outgrew her.
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And I never saw Rachel or
wore this nail polish again.
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That's a nice story, kid, but, uh,
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we're keeping our eye on you.
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Only invisible killer
I believe in is God.
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Well, I'm not afraid to be around you.
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Hello, best friend.
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No, no, please.
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Why did Mom double-wrap?
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How could you do that?
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You tell me. I came from your brain,
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where your darkest thoughts live.
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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I didn't do it.
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Plastic wrap doesn't lie.
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Except on the box, where
it says "easy tear-off."
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Hey, Lisa,
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let's gossip about boys.
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Isn't Milhouse so cute?
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Oh, of course, he suffocated.
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My mom was so right when she
said I didn't need you anymore.
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Oh. Oh, I see.
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So, nosy old Marge was the reason
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you-you moved on from me.
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Oh, no.
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She'll kill Mom. What do I do?
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You can keep quiet and let
me get you out of here.
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Bart! You came to save me?
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Actually, I deliver little
bags to guys inside.
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Don't know what's in 'em, but
they're sure glad to see me.
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Come on, let's go.
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Yo, could you please keep it down?
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Some of us are trying to shiv.
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Tell Ralphie I won't
be home for dinner.
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Uh, tell him that dinner is the meal
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at the end of the day.
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Uh, tell him the end of the day
is when the sun goes down.
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Tell him...
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Aah!
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God, those have so much drool.
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Come on, we got to save Mom.
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Come on, imagine a motorcycle
to get us out of here.
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My imagination isn't that powerful.
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You imagined a girl that's
killing everyone in town.
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Good point.
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Where do I sit?
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Safety first.
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And it runs on pony smiles.
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Oh, man, you ruin everything.
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Rachel, no!
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Why can't a real person
like me this much?
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I'm going to kill everyone you love.
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And they'll blame you because
nobody else can see me.
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I can see you.
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Because I am incredibly wasted.
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Hey...
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Only...
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my childhood imaginary friend...
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can save me now.
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Sergeant Sausage, you came! I love you.
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Rachel, Rachel, you must understand
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the thankless role of
the imaginary friend.
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When the child matures,
you cease to exist.
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I don't take orders from a hot dog.
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Uh... uh-oh.
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No, no... cut slits in me first!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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Rachel, you have to go.
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I can turn you into the worst
thing you can imagine:
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your mother.
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No! You'll be sorry, Lisa.
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I'm the truest friend you've ever had.
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I'll have friends in college.
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And you'll be married to a dentist.
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We'll spend every
vacation with my parents.
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Ha, ha. You think your dad
will pay for college?
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Now who's imagining thi...
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And now it's time
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to lay my good friend to rest.
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At least his life wasn't in vain.
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Actually, as an imaginary friend,
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I can never die.
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Get in my stomach.
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Okay, yes, sir.
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Violence never solved anything.
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Don't use math on us.
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Ah.
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We're gonna kill you, Simpson.
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And book the funeral in a huge church
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so it looks empty.
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Yeah.
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Can I help youse gentleman?
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Just get your broom, old man,
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and get ready to sweep
up some broken boy.
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And make it snappy.
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I rather wish you'd-a
hadn't-a done that.
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You idiot, now you're
trapped here with us.
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Idiot.
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Ow!
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Sorry. I should have used a coaster.
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You know we're only 13, right?
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Come with me.
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Whoa.
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I didn't know the pool
table could do that.
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Halloween show money.
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Yeah, you see, kid, it turns
out the guys you thought
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were wastin' time in
this bar were actually
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covert agents helpin'
to save the world.
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So, how did things go in Prague?
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Oh, quite well. I
canceled a few Czechs.
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We've had our eye on you
since your father...
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our best man... died.
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They said he died jogging,
but I never believed it.
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Smart boy. He was actually killed
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by our greatest nemesis.
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We need you to take his place.
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But I'm just a kid.
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We all of us have special abilities.
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All these years I've been pretending
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to be the idiot bartender
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while actually I'm
this super genius guy.
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Now, do you want to avenge your father?
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I'm in. Do I get any weapons?
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You certainly do.
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Let me introduce you to Q.
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There it is. A pool cue.
That's your weapon.
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Now let me introduce you
to your fellow agents.
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Old Fashioned.
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Rob Roy.
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And I'm Toilet Gin. Now listen up here.
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We're getting a transmission
from our leader, Highball.
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He does an amazing Michael
Caine impression.
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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I have the most
interesting development.
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We have learned of a plot
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to buy up all of the world's beer.
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Can I help you with something, sir?
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I believe that cute blonde
is interested in earbuds.
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Oh, boy!
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Now, here is the name of our adversary.
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Good luck, gentlemen.
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Hmm.
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Barney, give me what you got.
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Remoh Industries market capitalization,
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$20 billion and the new
owner of Duff Stadium.
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Tonight they're throwing
a free concert.
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Looks like this concert'll
have a few guests
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who weren't invited.
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Everyone's invited. It's free.
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State of the art fingerprint scanner.
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Cutting edge technology.
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Uh, hand me my toolbox.
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We're in.
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Welcome, gentlemen.
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Dad? You're alive!
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How'd you get that scar?
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Ow!
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That's how.
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Of course. Remoh spelled
backwards is Homer.
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It is? Uh, I mean, it's intentional.
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Now, I suppose you're wondering
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why I cornered the world beer supply.
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I've created a lava machine
that will force the world
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to surrender to me.
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Then I want all the beer to celebrate.
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Well, we're gonna stop you.
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Really?
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To kill me, you'll have
to get through an army
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of jazz rock aficionados age 50 and up.
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Oh, it seems like every year
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my rockets get less powerful.
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Attention, lovers of
studio perfectionism.
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I've drugged all the concessions
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so you'll do what I say.
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Drugs at a Steely Dan concert?
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I never thought I'd see the day.
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- Angry mob, kill the intruders.
- Huh?
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Steely Dan, play "Deacon Blues."
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No, "Royal Scam."
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No, "Babylon Sisters."
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I haven't had any training.
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Now you have.
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Aah!
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Haw-haw! You missed my heart.
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Attaboy.
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We still haven't gotten
to the beginning of the song.
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But, Dad, this can be a
new beginning for us.
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You mean you don't want to kill me?
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I love you, Dad.
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And violence never solved anything.
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Except this.
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Also, every time you die,
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I get another semester of automatic As.
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Everything appears in order, sir.
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But, uh, where is Master Simpson?
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I believe he's...
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having a little Sherri.
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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♪ 600 ♪
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♪ Yes, that's right ♪
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♪ We've churned out 600 shows ♪
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♪ It goes and goes ♪
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♪ Two times 300 ♪
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♪ And thousands of promos for ♪
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♪ Shows that were bad ♪
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♪ Yes, they were bad ♪
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♪ So very bad ♪
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♪ We love gold ♪
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♪ Gold. ♪